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Shartak says the darnedest things.
« on: July 02, 2020, 04:53:45 PM »
How would this Parrot know?
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A parrot squawks "Ed Gein is a ladies' man" (2020-07-02 15:48)

You attack the parrot and miss.
Or do we wanna know, lol.
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Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2020, 03:34:48 PM »
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Since your last move: A parrot squawks "Archibald Harper is a fine actor indeed. And he didn't teach me to say this." (2020-08-28 14:32)
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Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2020, 03:54:10 PM »
Helpful birdies!
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A parrot squawks "I am sorry that I have no healing herbs to help you... Wiksik is due west of here and you will be able to receive care for your injuries there." (2020-10-20 14:51)
:chicken: Think I'll kill it anyway. :owl:
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Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2020, 03:55:50 PM »
It's taking a bit to kill.
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A parrot squawks "Come on, eat me!" (2020-10-20 14:54)
This is concerning me somewhat.
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Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2020, 03:42:51 PM »
Maybe I'm behind the times,
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A zombified parrot squawks "I SAW THE MANBEARPIG!" (2020-11-02 15:41)
but What's the Deal with the ManBearPig stuff?
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Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2023, 03:30:23 PM »
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A zombified parrot squawks "I have seen what he does to those who draw his attention upon him. Flee you fool, if you should ever come upon the Blue Shaman of Dalpok, lest he learn your name and add it to his list." (2023-11-14 15:28)
:motz: Who WAS this Blue Shaman anyways?
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Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2023, 12:18:17 PM »
In the Steve Carrel voice, "No god, please, no, No, NOOO..." :hurr:
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A zombified parrot squawks "Raffles for king!" (2023-11-15 00:05)
Wait a sec, they actually have those? I thought these were democracies. :grandpa:
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Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2023, 12:41:16 PM »
Met a nationalist parrot today,
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A zombified parrot squawks "The outsiders will be destroyed!" (2023-11-17 02:35)
:owl: obvious warhawk in it's ancestry lol. :icon_offmylawn:
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Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2024, 12:32:15 PM »
HoLy :emot-cthulhu: Squidbillies,
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A parrot squawks "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" (2024-02-02 12:29)
:diablo:
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Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2024, 12:21:23 PM »
I was just pondering how I'm maintaining Peaceful Intentions while attacking a parrot with an axe when
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A parrot squawks "For real?" (2024-02-29 12:18)
so I killed it.
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Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2024, 03:58:16 PM »
I don't know Serious Sam, but
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A parrot squawks "Serious Sam loves it __ ___ ___!!!" (2024-03-04 15:54)
so I killed it. Slanderous avian...
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