Shartak says the darnedest things.

[Cobalt Manticore]

How would this Parrot know?

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Ed Gein is a ladies' man" (2020-07-02 15:48)

You attack the parrot and miss.

Or do we wanna know, lol.

[Cobalt Manticore]

Since your last move: A parrot squawks "Archibald Harper is a fine actor indeed. And he didn't teach me to say this." (2020-08-28 14:32)

[Cobalt Manticore]

Helpful birdies!

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "I am sorry that I have no healing herbs to help you... Wiksik is due west of here and you will be able to receive care for your injuries there." (2020-10-20 14:51)

Think I'll kill it anyway.

[Cobalt Manticore]

It's taking a bit to kill.

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Come on, eat me!" (2020-10-20 14:54)

This is concerning me somewhat.

[Cobalt Manticore]

Maybe I'm behind the times,

Since your last move:
A zombified parrot squawks "I SAW THE MANBEARPIG!" (2020-11-02 15:41)

but What's the Deal with the ManBearPig stuff?

[Cobalt Manticore]

Since your last move:
A zombified parrot squawks "I have seen what he does to those who draw his attention upon him. Flee you fool, if you should ever come upon the Blue Shaman of Dalpok, lest he learn your name and add it to his list." (2023-11-14 15:28)

Who WAS this Blue Shaman anyways?

[Cobalt Manticore]

In the Steve Carrel voice, "No god, please, no, No, NOOO..."

A zombified parrot squawks "Raffles for king!" (2023-11-15 00:05)

Wait a sec, they actually have those? I thought these were democracies.

[Cobalt Manticore]

Met a nationalist parrot today,

A zombified parrot squawks "The outsiders will be destroyed!" (2023-11-17 02:35)

obvious warhawk in it's ancestry lol.

[Cobalt Manticore]

HoLy Squidbillies,

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" (2024-02-02 12:29)

[Cobalt Manticore]

I was just pondering how I'm maintaining Peaceful Intentions while attacking a parrot with an axe when

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "For real?" (2024-02-29 12:18)

so I killed it.

[Cobalt Manticore]

I don't know Serious Sam, but

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Serious Sam loves it __ ___ ___!!!" (2024-03-04 15:54)

so I killed it. Slanderous avian...

[Cobalt Manticore]

Not super intriguing but

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "hi there parrot" (2024-06-03 12:34)

I believe the silly thing called me a parrot, so I killed it.

[Cobalt Manticore]

Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Pancakes taste awesome!" (2024-07-27 16:04)

Agreed, featherduster. 

[Cobalt Manticore]

Alrighty already with the Lost signs, damn.

Stuck in the ground is a makeshift sign. It reads “4 8 15 16 23 42”.

The numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42 appear throughout the series "LOST", both in sequence and individually. The numbers add up to 108, another common number in the series. We get it, someone's really into that series. Myself I've never seen an episode of it at all.

[Cobalt Manticore]

  Zombified Parrots definitely do talk more.

Since your last move:
A zombified parrot squawks "PRAISE THE DAY ORB! BLESSED BE IT'S NAME!" (2024-10-26 16:07)

It's the most wonderful time of the year.