You hear Ankoku let out a haunting scream coming from all around you. (2018-12-20 17:05)
Vincent the Dog says “Arf! Arf! AWWWOOOOOOO!!” with a slight accent. (2018-12-20 17:29)
You hear Ankoku let out a haunting scream coming from all around you. (2018-12-21 00:17)
You hear Ankoku let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2018-12-21 00:19)
Skallkross Batungbacal kills the elf with a machete. (2018-12-21 10:02)
Skallkross Batungbacal kills the elf with a machete. (2018-12-21 10:02)
The chief elf kills Skallkross Batungbacal (2018-12-21 10:03)
Vetari the Vicious kills the chief elf with a wooden club. (2018-12-21 10:08)
mouse says “Thanks Neil. He's a tough ol' bird, I tell ya. I'll bet he's got abs like yours under those jelly rolls!” with a slight accent. (2018-12-21 22:07)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2018-12-21 22:08)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2018-12-21 22:09)
Some Idiot wonders what the elves did to be hated so. (2018-12-22 00:42)
Some Idiot snores loudly (2018-12-22 05:38)
mouse says “Some Idiot, I'm trying to earn my gold elf badge.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-22 08:26)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2018-12-22 08:27)
You hear Ankoku let out a haunting scream coming from all around you. (2018-12-22 08:48)
Dr. Vogelbottom says “Vhat on Earth is zat screeching?” with a slight accent. (2018-12-22 10:17)
Ethir Wraithwain says “is there an elf gold badge in the first place?” with a slight accent. (2018-12-22 14:49)
Ethir Wraithwain kills the elf with a machete. (2018-12-22 14:51)
Ethir Wraithwain kills the elf with a machete. (2018-12-22 14:52)
Vetari the Vicious kills the chief elf with a knife. (2018-12-22 14:58)
mouse says “No, but there otter bee.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-22 17:32)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2018-12-22 17:33)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2018-12-22 17:33)
Some Idiot says “Glad we don't have to deal with bees, but having otters about could be fun.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-22 18:56)
Dr. Vogelbottom starts acting very strangely. (2018-12-22 21:11)
Dr. Vogelbottom says “I can wail instead, if that would be preferrable?” with a slight accent. (2018-12-22 21:11)
Dr. Vogelbottom blinks and shakes his head. "Vhat vaz zat? Von of you iz messing vis my head, who iz it?!" (2018-12-22 21:33)
Dr. Vogelbottom says “You! Medicine man! It iz you I am sure of it!” with a slight accent. (2018-12-22 21:35)
Flesh feast kills the elf with a machete. (2018-12-22 22:38)
Dr. Vogelbottom says “Vhat on Earth...” with a slight accent. (2018-12-23 07:43)
Dr. Vogelbottom says “Do forgive me for zat.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-23 07:43)
Victor says “Merry Christmas to all!” with a slight accent. (2018-12-23 13:44)
Victor says “Aaaaannnnd..... crab.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-23 13:44)
mouse says “Does anyone have a Black Rose they'd be willing to part with? I need one for my Museum of Rarities.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-23 16:26)
mouse says “I can pay top rates for other rarities as well.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-23 16:26)
mouse kills the chief elf with a wooden club. (2018-12-23 16:29)
Mr Scavvy returns to normal after a spell of acting strangely. (2018-12-24 04:32)
Mr Scavvy says “Nostalgia is almost as good as Scavvy Pumpkin Juice for raising the dead.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-24 04:37)
Mr Scavvy says “Merry Christmas one and all.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-24 04:37)
Mr Scavvy gives you a bottle of pumpkin juice. (2018-12-24 04:37)
Mr Scavvy starts acting very strangely. (2018-12-24 09:17)
Mr Scavvy says “This is a voice I have not heard in some time now.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-24 09:17)
andu kills the elf with a blowpipe. (2018-12-24 10:02)
andu kills the elf with a blowpipe. (2018-12-24 10:02)
andu kills the chief elf with a dagger. (2018-12-24 10:03)
andu kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2018-12-24 21:55)
andu kills the elf with a machete. (2018-12-24 21:55)
ghostmaker kills Santa with a pistol. (2018-12-25 00:20)
ghostmaker says “Merry Christmas everyone!” with a slight accent. (2018-12-25 00:23)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “What'd you kill Santa for? You sacks of
!” with a slight accent. (2018-12-25 05:32)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Is that all I get? 30 rifle bullets? You fat sack of crap! ” with a slight accent. (2018-12-25 07:52)
Dr. Vogelbottom starts acting very strangely. (2018-12-25 09:06)
Dr. Vogelbottom says “I'm getting real sick of that shaman roaming around summoning me for no reason...” with a slight accent. (2018-12-25 09:06)
mouse says “Mele kalikimaka! Everyone have a great holiday and all the best in the new year.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-25 15:21)
Tad Allagash says “Greetings friends, enemies and people who I've never met. Merry Christmas.” (2018-12-25 18:21)
zevna says “A shovel! Where are my crates of poison berry wine, you damn bearded hippie?” (2018-12-25 20:57)
mouse kills the chief elf with a wooden club. (2018-12-26 04:38)
zevna says “Thank you Mr Scavvy, you're no hippie.” (2018-12-26 10:16)
snail kills Cuu with a punch. (2018-12-26 16:24)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Judo chop!” with a slight accent. (2018-12-27 03:44)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills Mr Scavvy with a punch. (2018-12-27 03:44)
mexkrax kills snail with a dagger. (2018-12-27 04:13)
You hear snail let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2018-12-27 06:58)
You hear snail let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2018-12-27 06:58)
You hear snail let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2018-12-27 06:59)
Tad Allagash performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2018-12-27 12:20)
Johnny Bollocks kills azuma with a cutlass. (2018-12-27 12:42)
Johnny Bollocks says “He was a wrong 'un.” with a slight accent. (2018-12-27 12:43)
Cuu kills Santa with a heavy sword. (2018-12-27 13:39)