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General Discussion / Re: Achievement Thread

« on: August 14, 2018, 05:04:20 PM »

I spent the better part of winter trying to make a chattering monkey, and when I Finally did, ten minutes later some guy wandered by and smoked it right before I got back. Then he gave me the finger and bounced. Uff.

I've only one aggressive stag kill in my lot, but, yeah, it's great when you can still see something that makes you cock your head to side, squint your eyes, and go 'huh?'.

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Outsiders / York

« on: July 11, 2018, 09:49:33 PM »

As of right now, 7/11 there are at least two ferocious shargles terrorizing York. I think they ate all those dummy looking account characters. Either way, that's some mean fauna running the village.

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General Discussion / Re: Hi, Welcome to Shartak - Introduce Yourself Here

« on: June 17, 2018, 06:16:14 PM »

Maximillion Pike here. Not in any way associated to Magnus Pike. Kid Showbusiness is my native and Dan jun Perls my pirate. I killed the first ever giant squid and first ever zombie python. That's all I got. If you need a few heavy swords in a pinch for a massacre or a contest, find Perls. If you want a fine story of rummy maleficence, talk to Pike. I do what I do.