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Suggestion Discussion / Re: New Boss Monsters
« on: April 23, 2026, 04:16:05 pm »
I've noticed the Large Stag Bat still pops up here and there. 
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Shartak Fiction/Art / Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« on: April 17, 2026, 06:24:29 pm »
It had a point.
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Since your last move:It had me there. Still killed it though.
A parrot squawks "I can talk. Can you fly?" (2026-04-17 17:23)
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Suggestion Discussion / Re: New Boss Monsters
« on: April 11, 2026, 04:30:59 pm »
Are there still coordinated hunting groups? 
Yall must be networking elsewhere.
Yall must be networking elsewhere.
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Shartak Fiction/Art / Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« on: April 08, 2026, 03:26:27 pm »
Jungle
Plenty of large bushes fill the area and some tall grasses are growing in the gaps. A mango tree can be found here.
Carved on a nearby tree is some writing. It reads “Your Parrot is never off, it still listens, even on your shoulder now. Just a forum idea.”
Idea inspired by how smartphones are rumored to tune in to your off screen conversations and tailor ads based on what you're thinking.
Plenty of large bushes fill the area and some tall grasses are growing in the gaps. A mango tree can be found here.
Carved on a nearby tree is some writing. It reads “Your Parrot is never off, it still listens, even on your shoulder now. Just a forum idea.”
Idea inspired by how smartphones are rumored to tune in to your off screen conversations and tailor ads based on what you're thinking.
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Clans / Re: Giant Squid Sightings
« on: April 04, 2026, 03:54:49 pm »
Here there be monsters,
too much for lil ol me, but if you're hunting them too here it be.
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You are Barn Cat, an outsider from the shipwreck.It is of course
HP: 58 / 85 XP: 80 AP: 57 Gold: 2
2026-04-04 14:51
Also here is a giant squid.
Possible Actions:
You turn the gps unit on.
[-70.328,+26.354] (charge:93%)
too much for lil ol me, but if you're hunting them too here it be.
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Clans / Re: Python Sighting
« on: March 02, 2026, 03:40:29 pm » Well, anyone good at python coding? Quote
All I could do is weaken it, [-70.273,+26.493], assuming it's not gonna teleport east to west back and forth around the island it's here for the rest of ya, arrrh.
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Shartak Fiction/Art / Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« on: February 28, 2026, 04:04:28 pm »
Strange frikkin morning... Quote
Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "PRAISE THE DAY ORB! BLESSED BE IT'S NAME!" (2026-02-26 18:35)
A parrot squawks loudly. (2026-02-26 19:05)
A parrot attacks you for 1 damage. You die. (2026-02-26 21:05)
A parrot squawks "Soooo...... Do you come here often?" (2026-02-26 21:35)
This game, ya never do get too attached to life here, it's lost so easily, better when it's funny though. 
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Shartak Fiction/Art / Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« on: January 15, 2026, 03:56:45 pm »
Talking jungle chickens got jokes. 
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Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "What's red and green and jumps out of aeroplanes? A parrot-trooper!" (2026-01-15 15:55)
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Shartak Fiction/Art / Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
« on: December 23, 2025, 03:59:56 pm »
Now here's a birdo with some serious hero-worship going on.
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Since your last move:This featherduster talks a bigtimegame.
A parrot squawks "azuma is a force of nature. None shall stand before him and live." (2025-12-23 06:05)
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General Discussion / Re: Santa has arrived! 2025'd!
« on: December 18, 2025, 02:23:11 am »
Santa gives you 60 gold coins and a monkey claw charm./color]
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Suggestion Discussion / Re: Chopper Wares Party?:
« on: December 17, 2025, 09:19:19 pm »- Just a few more ideas.
- The ability to sell things to other players.
- Trading as a Skill.
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General Discussion / Re: Halloween 2025 Stats
« on: December 07, 2025, 03:53:26 pm »
We still got Zombifieds 
lurching and shambling around. 
final re/scores?
lurching and shambling around. Quote
You are Manticore, a native from Rakmogak. 2025-12-07 15:49 You attack the zombified bat with a wooden club for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 4 XP.They're probably not gonna effect any
final re/scores?
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General Discussion / Re: Shartak Veterans: share your stories!
« on: December 01, 2025, 05:57:09 pm »
Alrighty, well, coffee first. 
Okay. Introduced to UrbanDead by a fellow Shade {mmwrpg} player name of YeloSnow. Hung in there for a bit, the much more level playing field, everyone being sitting ducks made room for alot of quid pro kills, you stab my back I stab yours, and it was contentful there. Then er there, I think it was, I saw an ad for Shartak in UD's bottom left side. I was on a late stage nearly dead WebTV at the time so my options for Online Gaming were saaad. Even for back then the time of limited choices anyways lol. 
I joined on in, from then it was a blur of personas, none of them I could fully settle into, mostly many based on my favorite TV Shows of the times. 
You might know a few. I sided with whoever sided with me, not knowing about the "you're not supposed to talk them them or we grief you" rules too well. 
Same everywhere really. Doesn't stop me from being nice to those nice to me. Started with 3, but inner restlessness and unexplored character approaches led me to pretiring alot of otherwise quite tolerable choices of potrayals. Many other times I thought I was just plain done, bored or stressed, otherwise not having alot of gaming fun gaming. 
Game stressure's never worth the blood pressures. Many times I wasn't sure Simon even wanted me in here, hit to miss percentages got suspiciously wonky at times, waking up surrounded by tigers etc, lol like wtf. To this day, still not sure, but I am open to him politely asking me to leave, lol. 
I also run by the rule if you politely ask me to stop killing you I will, I don't kill peaceful intenders, and I try to save as many friendlies as I do enemies to the cont(r)acts list. I don't totally feel like a veteran, having switched faces and races so much I didn't set down roots, but to the halfhandful of folks that did know most of the me from then to now that was enough for me. 
I've seen the tides of many different colors of outsider surf ebb and flow, the growth and decline of cultures of native flora influence the terrain, it's a great place to log in on the morning routine, do a few action points worth of mischief, and then resume that IRL game called "Life". 
No, not a veteran, but maybe a proficient newbie. 
Okay. Introduced to UrbanDead by a fellow Shade {mmwrpg} player name of YeloSnow. Hung in there for a bit, the much more level playing field, everyone being sitting ducks made room for alot of quid pro kills, you stab my back I stab yours, and it was contentful there. Then er there, I think it was, I saw an ad for Shartak in UD's bottom left side. I was on a late stage nearly dead WebTV at the time so my options for Online Gaming were saaad. Even for back then the time of limited choices anyways lol. I joined on in, from then it was a blur of personas, none of them I could fully settle into, mostly many based on my favorite TV Shows of the times. You might know a few. I sided with whoever sided with me, not knowing about the "you're not supposed to talk them them or we grief you" rules too well. Same everywhere really. Doesn't stop me from being nice to those nice to me. Started with 3, but inner restlessness and unexplored character approaches led me to pretiring alot of otherwise quite tolerable choices of potrayals. Many other times I thought I was just plain done, bored or stressed, otherwise not having alot of gaming fun gaming. Game stressure's never worth the blood pressures. Many times I wasn't sure Simon even wanted me in here, hit to miss percentages got suspiciously wonky at times, waking up surrounded by tigers etc, lol like wtf. To this day, still not sure, but I am open to him politely asking me to leave, lol. I also run by the rule if you politely ask me to stop killing you I will, I don't kill peaceful intenders, and I try to save as many friendlies as I do enemies to the cont(r)acts list. I don't totally feel like a veteran, having switched faces and races so much I didn't set down roots, but to the halfhandful of folks that did know most of the me from then to now that was enough for me. I've seen the tides of many different colors of outsider surf ebb and flow, the growth and decline of cultures of native flora influence the terrain, it's a great place to log in on the morning routine, do a few action points worth of mischief, and then resume that IRL game called "Life". No, not a veteran, but maybe a proficient newbie.
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General Discussion / Re: Halloween 2025 Stats
« on: December 01, 2025, 05:26:22 pm »
Barn had helps, many of them new Pirates but their enthusiasm was en joy to be hold. Skull Islanders, do better. 
Til next year.[/td][/tr][/table]
Top 20 killers of zombified creaturesManticore woulda got more but... showed less teamwork than the pirates. That's my excuses and explains and I sticky to thems.
These the are people you want on your side in a zombie apocalypse
Character Zombified kills Zombified HP Average per zombified creature
Barn Cat 158 1740 11
Manticore 102 1561 15
Skull Islanders, do better. Til next year.[/td][/tr][/table]
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General Discussion / Re: Where do You draw the Line in Terms of Acceptable R.P.?:
« on: December 01, 2025, 05:18:35 pm »
The old forums, I wish I could have rescued my stories from there before the nuke.
nuke. As sad as I was to lose the old forum threads, which were truly unmatched in creativity from some remarkable players, I was glad that it also erased the black spots that Cobalt alludes to, RP gone too far, etcTyped words lose inflection and rely on nuance the silence of print cannot rescue.