Shartak

In Character => Shartak Fiction/Art => Topic started by: Cobalt Manticore on July 02, 2020, 04:53:45 pm

Title: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on July 02, 2020, 04:53:45 pm
How would this Parrot know?
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Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Ed Gein is a ladies' man" (2020-07-02 15:48)

You attack the parrot and miss.
Or do we wanna know, lol.
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on August 28, 2020, 03:34:48 pm
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Since your last move: A parrot squawks "Archibald Harper is a fine actor indeed. And he didn't teach me to say this." (2020-08-28 14:32)
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on October 20, 2020, 03:54:10 pm
Helpful birdies!
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Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "I am sorry that I have no healing herbs to help you... Wiksik is due west of here and you will be able to receive care for your injuries there." (2020-10-20 14:51)
:chicken: Think I'll kill it anyway. :owl:
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on October 20, 2020, 03:55:50 pm
It's taking a bit to kill.
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Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Come on, eat me!" (2020-10-20 14:54)
This is concerning me somewhat.
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on November 02, 2020, 03:42:51 pm
Maybe I'm behind the times,
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Since your last move:
A zombified parrot squawks "I SAW THE MANBEARPIG!" (2020-11-02 15:41)
but What's the Deal with the ManBearPig stuff?
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on November 14, 2023, 03:30:23 pm
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Since your last move:
A zombified parrot squawks "I have seen what he does to those who draw his attention upon him. Flee you fool, if you should ever come upon the Blue Shaman of Dalpok, lest he learn your name and add it to his list." (2023-11-14 15:28)
:motz: Who WAS this Blue Shaman anyways?
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on November 15, 2023, 12:18:17 pm
In the Steve Carrel voice, "No god, please, no, No, NOOO..." :hurr:
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A zombified parrot squawks "Raffles for king!" (2023-11-15 00:05)
Wait a sec, they actually have those? I thought these were democracies. :grandpa:
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on November 17, 2023, 12:41:16 pm
Met a nationalist parrot today,
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A zombified parrot squawks "The outsiders will be destroyed!" (2023-11-17 02:35)
:owl: obvious warhawk in it's ancestry lol. :icon_offmylawn:
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on February 02, 2024, 12:32:15 pm
HoLy :emot-cthulhu: Squidbillies,
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Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" (2024-02-02 12:29)
:diablo:
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on February 29, 2024, 12:21:23 pm
I was just pondering how I'm maintaining Peaceful Intentions while attacking a parrot with an axe when
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Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "For real?" (2024-02-29 12:18)
so I killed it.
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on March 04, 2024, 03:58:16 pm
I don't know Serious Sam, but
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Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Serious Sam loves it __ ___ ___!!!" (2024-03-04 15:54)
so I killed it. Slanderous avian...
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on June 03, 2024, 01:37:15 pm
Not super intriguing but
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Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "hi there parrot" (2024-06-03 12:34)
I believe the silly thing called me a parrot, so I killed it. :pirate:
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on July 27, 2024, 05:09:39 pm
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Since your last move:
A parrot squawks "Pancakes taste awesome!" (2024-07-27 16:04)
Agreed, featherduster.  :notworthy:
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on August 13, 2024, 01:43:18 pm
Alrighty already with the Lost signs, damn. :mfr_lol:
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Stuck in the ground is a makeshift sign. It reads “4 8 15 16 23 42”.
The numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42 appear throughout the series "LOST", both in sequence and individually. The numbers add up to 108, another common number in the series. :poster_spam: We get it, someone's really into that series. Myself I've never seen an episode of it at all.
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on October 26, 2024, 05:15:57 pm
 :pirate: Zombified Parrots definitely do talk more.
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Since your last move:
A zombified parrot squawks "PRAISE THE DAY ORB! BLESSED BE IT'S NAME!" (2024-10-26 16:07)
It's the most wonderful time of the year. :chicken:
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on October 30, 2024, 10:41:48 pm
Someone Loved the'Craft of H.P. :emot-cthulhu:
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A zombified parrot squawks "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" (2024-10-30 21:35)
The sentence "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" can be translated by "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming". Variations of the sentence have been used at times. ~ Go0gLeD! :sherlock:
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on November 02, 2024, 09:12:22 pm
 ::) Rachel Stone's got an admirer. :flowers2:
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Since your last move:
A zombified parrot squawks "Rachel Stone is beautiful." (2024-11-02 21:08)
:Hentai_Emote: Someone tell her :emot-cthulhu: HiDe!
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on November 09, 2024, 02:15:27 pm
 :sherlock: O noes,
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A zombified parrot squawks "The night-gaunts are watching!" (2024-11-09 14:13)
They got those here too?  :lies:
Title: Re: Shartak says the darnedest things.
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on November 15, 2024, 01:25:43 pm
 :motz: Omgosh, you guys, who, did this one?
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A zombified parrot squawks "This is Cobalt Manticore's Island!" (2024-11-15 13:23)
Actuallynever mind, it was probably me.  :rotfl:
Edit: And after it broke two of my best machetes,
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A zombified parrot squawks "Have you seen the Shadow Man?" (2024-11-15 13:26)
  :ninja: No but I Used to Play it on the N64. Dark Game, bruh.  :diablo: Edit again:
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A zombified parrot squawks "All work and no play make Jack a very dull boy!" (2024-11-15 13:28)
This bird's been ta Durrrham.  :chicken: