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Author Topic: Brakzkul'z Waaagh!  (Read 4379 times)
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« on: December 10, 2007, 10:06:13 AM »

Does senseless violence on a large scale appeal to you?  Do you want to be a constant threat to all of Shartak?  Do you enjoy role-playing enough to put up with a brutish bully as nominal leader? Wink

If so, join Brakzkul's Waaagh!  It can be summed up in a few points:

- Our primary purpose is to coordinate the biggest bloodbaths the island will ever see, starting as soon as we have enough boyz.

- Live fights will be arranged frequently, being a fun way to pass the time between raids and the preferred method for settling disputes.  The Warboss reserves the right to call anyone who beats him a sneaky git and say it doesn't count, however.

- You can role-play any kind of bloodthirsty loon or brute you like; Brakzkul is desperate for followers, as evidenced by the fact that he's recruiting humans at all.

In short, the goal is to have fun, with an emphasis on combat (though we need mad doks, brewboyz and such, too), and have a lasting impact on Shartak in the process.  People who wander into the jungle should worry about entering our turf, and people who stay in the camps should worry about being our next target.

Join now and you can be a nob (lieutenant), provided you're big and tough enough.


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We iz raidin' York in da name o' Gork an' Mork!  Dere ain't nuffin' dat can stop us an' if you'z ain't wun o' da boyz we'z gonna pile you'z up in da middle o' town an' sit on yer bossez ta drink!  Whaddeva side you'z on you'z in fer da best fight o' yer sorry lives, becuz dis iz WAAAAAAGH!!!
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2007, 01:25:18 PM »

People who wander into the jungle should worry about entering our turf, and people who stay in the camps should worry about being our next target.

And you should worry about me targeting you again. Thanks for being my 100th official victim  hrhrhrhrh
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2007, 02:55:21 PM »

This type of stuff appeals to me. A lot.
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 03:12:23 PM »

Good luck Brakzkul. I like the idea of people running around acting like Orks
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2007, 11:29:20 PM »

Indeed. Good luck. As I said in the natives post, if you get bored playing with outsiders there's always the Wicksick Headhunters
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 09:10:25 AM »

Just look out for them Humies and Spikey Boyz.
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 11:26:39 AM »

Errrr  Roll Eyes your only a level eight so I really dont think you are big enough or strong enough yourself. 

But yes I am interested. 
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 03:23:24 PM »

Just look out for them Humies and Spikey Boyz.

Not to mention us Elves. Well, spiritually elven on the island anyway, with how native kind would be a bit odd story-wise with that race and all. But yeah, I'm a posh prissy flamboyant specimen of my bloodline with this name whenever elves are an option for species upon character creation. ...and appearantly, I don't fear anything much here when it comes to stating that fact at rather inopportune times anymore. Guess living deep in heavy terrain does bring with it a certain sense of security.
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2007, 02:26:04 AM »

Indeed. Good luck. As I said in the natives post, if you get bored playing with outsiders there's always the Wicksick Headhunters
Conversely, feel free to join the Waaagh!  But either way, I want that live rematch.

Milkchew, I have all the combat skills (unless you count triage), so I'd say I'm strong enough.  Now it's just a question of gathering the boyz which, sadly, don't sprout from the ground on Shartak.

I ain't scared of runty humies, spikey or not!  I came 'ere to fight marine boyz, but dey'z da onez too scared to show dere faces!"
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2007, 11:23:46 AM »

I can't wait to see your clan grow. It's so much easier to slit people's throats when they're in a group...
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 09:56:32 PM »

I ain't scared of runty humies, spikey or not!  I came 'ere to fight marine boyz, but dey'z da onez too scared to show dere faces!"

((Spikey Boyz= Dem' Chaos Boyz))
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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2007, 12:25:59 AM »

You fink I don't know dat?  You'z insultin' my 'tellingunss.  Now dat ain't smart, ya git!

And thanks fer tryin', Butcha, but da only thing Orks iz scared of iz not 'avin' enemiez ta fight.  Dat kind of talk cumfertz my 'eart.
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« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2007, 09:15:23 AM »

I'm glad to know you have a heart.. any other organs you might suggest as well? Ork biology isn't my strong point, but disection is..
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 04:34:27 PM »

Go for the spleen!
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The flight was heavenly
the sky my ocean
As I soared beyond the clouds
and golden voices called me home
You asked "Do you believe in love?"
and I shook my head
So, your sins unto me as I fall down
never to return from this land
My wings are clipped, my voice stilled,
Goodbye.
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 05:58:22 PM »

Orks are made out of fungus.
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