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Author Topic: Yule Log: Santa's Grotto 2017  (Read 460 times)
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Neil Tathers
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« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2018, 02:50:45 PM »

Victor says “It's Christmas morning where I'm at- have a great holiday wherever you're at, Shartakers. I'll see you on Boxing Day ” with a slight accent. (2017-12-25 10:31)
mouse says “Mele Kalikimaka everybody!” with a slight accent. (2017-12-25 13:26)
Tioram says “nollaig chridheil!” with a slight accent. (2017-12-25 14:14)
FlayII says “Sorry, Victor, I don't know what came over me.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-25 16:19)
FlayII gives you an empty bottle. (2017-12-25 16:19)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 03:32)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 03:32)
mouse starts acting very strangely. (2017-12-26 04:35)
Vieux starts acting very strangely. (2017-12-26 04:37)
Vieux says “Somebody stick a candy cane up my rump!” (2017-12-26 04:37)
Maximillion Pike says “Uff. vieux isn't here more than a few hours and already gets goofed by spooge. You're so lame, spooge.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-26 05:38)
Maximillion Pike swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2017-12-26 05:38)
mouse says “Tathers, you dog! You're here and alive! Have some wine.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-26 05:50)
mouse gives you a bottle of tasty berry wine. (2017-12-26 05:50)
kiwimage uses a healing herb on you and restores 8 health. (2017-12-26 13:45)
Mr Scavvy gives you a bottle of pumpkin juice. (2017-12-26 13:47)
Mr Scavvy says “Scavvy Pumpkin Juice for all” with a slight accent. (2017-12-26 13:48)
Victor says “Happy Boxing Day!” with a slight accent. (2017-12-26 13:59)
mouse kills the chief elf with a heavy sword. (2017-12-26 18:37)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2017-12-26 18:37)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2017-12-26 18:38)
mouse kills Santa with a heavy sword. (2017-12-26 18:40)
Christina Rose says “What! Which one of yous kilt santa? I haint got nothin yet” with a slight accent. (2017-12-26 21:52)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-26 22:56)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-26 22:56)
mouse says “Welcome Christina, Have a bottle of holiday cheer!” with a slight accent. (2017-12-27 01:01)
mouse says “I have to appologise, I killed Santa. I thought he'd resurect at midnight GMT...” with a slight accent. (2017-12-27 01:03)
Victor uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2017-12-27 02:28)
Victor swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2017-12-27 02:28)
Aidan Pryde says “Much obliged Victor!” with a slight accent. (2017-12-27 02:28)
Victor says “That's all my supplies. Many happy returns in the New Year!” with a slight accent. (2017-12-27 02:28)
Aidan Pryde kills the chief elf with a machete. (2017-12-27 02:33)
mouse says “Aidan, welcome! Have some wine!” with a slight accent. (2017-12-27 04:23)
mouse starts acting very strangely. (2017-12-27 04:59)
You hear TheDreadThespian burt reynolds let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-27 05:01)
Santa kills Aidan Pryde (2017-12-27 05:05)
Neil Tathers starts acting very strangely. (2017-12-27 05:15)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You attack azuma with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 75 HP. (2017-12-27 05:15)
Mr Scavvy starts acting very strangely. (2017-12-27 05:16)
Mr Scavvy says “Roger Wilco! You make me feel like a woman!” with a slight accent. (2017-12-27 07:31)
Gidian Zedbane swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2017-12-27 10:27)
mouse says “So what's everybody doing for New Year's? I'll have to restock on booze if we're partying here.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-27 11:41)
Christina Rose starts acting very strangely. (2017-12-27 16:54)
Maximillion Pike says “I'll be a disaster of drunken excitment. With pantaloons on this time. I swear. ” with a slight accent. (2017-12-27 22:30)
mouse says “Alright. I'm out for a bit. Need more FAKs and booze. See y'all in a bit.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-27 23:54)
The chief elf kills spooge (2017-12-28 01:35)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 01:35)
You hear TheDreadThespian burt reynolds let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-28 04:47)
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 06:43)
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-28 06:43)
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 06:43)
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 06:43)
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 06:43)
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-28 06:43)
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 06:43)
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 06:43)
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 06:43)
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 06:43)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-28 23:37)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 23:37)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 23:37)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 23:37)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 23:37)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-28 23:37)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 23:37)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 23:37)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 23:37)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 23:37)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-28 23:37)
Mr Scavvy gives you a bottle of pumpkin juice. (2017-12-29 02:09)
kiwimage uses a healing herb on you and restores 10 health. (2017-12-29 02:12)
kiwimage uses a healing herb on you and restores 10 health. (2017-12-29 02:12)
kiwimage uses a healing herb on you and restores 2 health. (2017-12-29 02:12)
The Mad Dwarf says “hello folks” with a slight accent. (2017-12-29 08:41)
The Mad Dwarf says “Mr Scavvy, I have quite enjoyed the fruits of your labors. Have a bottle of wine in thanks. ” with a slight accent. (2017-12-29 08:43)
Mr Scavvy starts acting very strangely. (2017-12-29 20:22)
Mr Scavvy says “I am a fruit! I'm a kumquat!” with a slight accent. (2017-12-29 20:22)
Vieux starts acting very strangely. (2017-12-29 20:23)
Mr Scavvy says “That chief elf is a sexy beast! He's shakin' it 'till I just can't take it!” with a slight accent. (2017-12-29 20:25)
The Mad Dwarf gives you a jolly jack o'lantern. (2017-12-29 20:34)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-29 21:59)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-29 21:59)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-29 21:59)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-29 21:59)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-29 21:59)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-29 21:59)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-29 21:59)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-29 21:59)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-29 21:59)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-29 21:59)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-29 21:59)
Gidian Zedbane swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2017-12-29 22:33)
Gidian Zedbane swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2017-12-29 22:34)
mouse says “And I'm back! Who needs some booze?” with a slight accent. (2017-12-30 06:51)
The Mad Dwarf says “Its too dang quiet in here. I may have to take a walk outside and do some scouting.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-30 08:24)
The Mad Dwarf starts acting very strangely. (2017-12-30 08:33)
The Mad Dwarf says “Is that Kenny Rogers or Santa!?” with a slight accent. (2017-12-30 08:33)
Tioram kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2017-12-30 15:45)
Maximillion Pike says “me/starts acting very strangely.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-30 19:18)
Maximillion Pike says “Anyone been doing this? It's like getting away with stabby time.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-30 19:19)
Maximillion Pike gives you a blunt cutlass. (2017-12-30 19:55)
Maximillion Pike gives you a blunt cutlass. (2017-12-30 19:55)
Maximillion Pike gives you a blunt cutlass. (2017-12-30 19:55)
Maximillion Pike gives you a blunt cutlass. (2017-12-30 19:55)
Maximillion Pike gives you a blunt cutlass. (2017-12-30 19:55)
Maximillion Pike gives you a blunt cutlass. (2017-12-30 19:55)
Maximillion Pike gives you a blunt cutlass. (2017-12-30 19:55)
Christina Rose says “Much obliged mouse! Care for a rum?” with a slight accent. (2017-12-30 20:20)
Christina Rose says “Heavy sword again Santa? Let's be hopin it lasts longer than last year's. ” with a slight accent. (2017-12-30 20:21)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-30 21:18)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-30 21:18)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-30 21:18)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-30 21:18)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-30 21:18)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-30 21:18)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-30 21:18)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2017-12-30 21:18)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-30 21:18)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-30 21:18)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2017-12-30 21:18)
mouse says “The swords Santa gives are cheap knock-offs. I broke mine over his fat arse just hours after he gave it to me.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-30 22:08)
mouse uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2017-12-30 22:09)
mouse says “If you think about it, If he has to give gifts to the whole world, he must be sourcing them from Guangzhou. That, or there's a town in China called "North Pole".” with a slight accent. (2017-12-30 22:22)
The Mad Dwarf says “Time to wander. Take care folks” with a slight accent. (2017-12-31 01:51)
Tioram starts acting very strangely. (2017-12-31 05:34)
Tioram says “si spiritus animus fiat lux corpus.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-31 07:25)
mouse says “Hello and welcome Dr. Lenny. Have some wine to lift your spirits.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-31 09:27)
The Abominable Dr. Lenny says “There's a dead pirate outside. I didn't like his looks.” with a slight accent. (2017-12-31 09:54)
schwerve performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 3 spirits outside and away from here. (2017-12-31 13:45)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2017-12-31 16:47)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2017-12-31 16:48)
mouse kills the chief elf with a heavy sword. (2017-12-31 16:49)
Shroombaker says “Looks like a big NYE party! ” with a slight accent. (2017-12-31 17:02)
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 6 health. (2017-12-31 17:03)
Maximillion Pike says “I've been pounding pumkin juice all monring thanks to Scavvy. Dip into the heavy stuff later. ” with a slight accent. (2017-12-31 18:53)
Bel Garjim starts acting strangley (2017-12-31 20:08)
Bel Garjim kills the elf with a wooden club. (2017-12-31 20:09)
Bel Garjim kills the elf with a wooden club. (2017-12-31 20:10)
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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2018, 01:24:06 AM »

Since your last move:

You hear Shroombaker whisper “Thank you, sir.”
You say “Whoa! Did you see that? Santa just disappeared up the chimney!”
You attack the chief elf with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. It dies. You gain 28 XP.
You attack the elf with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. It dies. You gain 18 XP.
You attack the elf with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. It dies. You gain 18 XP.
You say “Hahaha, Christmas is over!”
Neil Tathers says “I recognize all the outsiders.” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers says “Hello everyone.” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers says “Azuma, put these to good use, will you?” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers hands over a bundle of something to azume. They are wrapped up in a tiger pelt, and clink when azuma takes the heavy package.
Neil Tathers says “To Christina Rose, you beautiful lass you, have some blunt cutlasses. I'm not stupid enough to give you sharp ones.” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers says “To Pike, the famous farmer and explorer, I give you a bottle of some tasty berry wine. Seems to be from the MAchetti Vineyard. ” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers says “Ah, Mr Scavvy, devil with a spade, I give you a treasure map. ” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers says “To mouse, the person who almost one my assassination contest, I give you some bottles of absinthe.” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers gives you a bottle of absinthe.
Neil Tathers gives you a bottle of absinthe.
Neil Tathers gives you a bottle of absinthe.
Neil Tathers gives you a bottle of absinthe.
Neil Tathers collects the head of The Abominable Dr. Lenny.
Neil Tathers says “Lenny, I got your head if you need it back.” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers says “I'll miss you Christmas, for another year.” with a slight accent.
azuma takes a peek inside the tiger-striped bundle and smiles
azuma carefully swaddles the contents again, using a length of aarvark tongue to secure the bundle.
azuma says “Thank you spirits, thank you redman and halflings, and thank you Neil Tathers and Team Tathers. Starting out to be a great year.” with a slight accent.
Esrays kills azuma with a wooden club.
Esrays carves pieces off the body of azuma and begins eating!
Esrays carves pieces off the body of azuma and begins eating!
Esrays carves pieces off the body of azuma and begins eating!
Esrays kills Neil Tathers with a cutlass.
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Neil Tathers and begins eating!
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Neil Tathers and begins eating!
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Neil Tathers and begins eating!
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage.
Esrays attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. You die.
Esrays says “Oh, almost forgot, happy new year!” with a slight accent.
ghostmaker says “how do i get to the sacred space again? Do i need to walk up the mountain?”
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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2018, 01:31:25 AM »

This ends my time at the grotto. Hope you had a wonderful holiday season and have a happy new year!

Cheers,
~mouse
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« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2018, 03:18:16 PM »

Thanks to mouse (and Neil!) for recording the festivities. Always a fun time of year.
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