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« on: December 17, 2017, 03:16:56 PM »

Meanwhile in Santa's Grotto...

There is 1 body here. You recognise Neil Tathers.
Also here is Santa, an elf, an elf, and a chief elf.

Since your last move:
Leaky Bocks says “Hi Dalek.”
Leaky Bocks says “Oh, they've gone.”
mouse kills a chief elf with a knife.
mouse kills Santa with a knife.
Shroombaker says “Ho ho ho!”
mouse says “Hello Shroombaker. Welcome to the party!”
Shroombaker starts acting very strangely.
You swing the jolly jack o'lantern around.
The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 1 spirits.
Victor says “I see Tathers is dead already...”
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You swing the jolly jack o'lantern around.
The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 1 spirits. As they flee, the spirits succeed in making you drop the jack o'lantern, breaking it into several pieces.

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Leaky Bocks starts acting very strangely.
Shroombaker swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
Shroombaker says “BE GONE, SPIRITS! Only jolly spirits allowed during this snowy holiday!”
Shroombaker swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
Shroombaker swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Shroombaker says “Neil is dead, yes, from the chief elf!”
Kid Showbusiness says “Well, Leaky Bocks just crawled up for the grave to hassle santa. Indeed an xmas gift everyone can enjoy. ”
Kid Showbusiness collects the head of Neil Tathers.
Kid Showbusiness says “Hah. And thyen I get Neil Tathers head as well? Wow, the holdiay that keeps on giving!"
Kid Showbusiness holds up a gruesome skull.
Shroombaker says “Ewwww... get a pail, at least. You're dripping on the carpet.”

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You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
Kid Showbusiness cracks neck to the left, then slowly to the right
Kid Showbusiness performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
Kid Showbusiness holds up a bloodied skull.
Kid Showbusiness says “Never enjoyed that thing, too loud. And I wouldn't worry too much about that carpet, Shroombaker, it's got, like decades of death ingrained into already, but I'll be more careful. ”
Dick Deadeye says “I see some enemies here. Business first, then gifts!”
Dick Deadeye kills Shroombaker with a pistol.
Dick Deadeye kills andu with a pistol.
Dick Deadeye says “The rest of you are safe. Those two had it coming.”
Dick Deadeye gets a crab from Santa
Dick Deadeye says “You fat bastard! DIE!”
Dick Deadeye says “I curse you fat man. And all your kind!”
Kid Showbusiness says “I was hoping not to miss his turn in line. I'm guessing Santa just saved himself from bullets Matrix-style. Whatever that is. Also, sorry guys.”
Kid Showbusiness collects the head of Shroombaker.
Kid Showbusiness holds up a bloodied skull.
Kid Showbusiness pantomimes Shroombaker's skull
Kid Showbusiness says “Clean up the rug, Kid. It's dripping my blood all over the tinsel. Hehehe. ”
Kid Showbusiness says “Has the gorilla been in yet, anyone know? ”
Gidian Zedbane says “Haven't seen 'im.”


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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2017, 04:59:54 PM »

Since your last move:

Guang Zhong Shan says “I wish you all happiness during your winter holidays.” with a slight accent.
Guang Zhong Shan uses a healing herb on you and restores 10 health.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
The chief elf kills spooge
Wicked Rowan chants, focusing negative energies at the spirit.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
anaalipunktio fires at you with a blowpipe for 4 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die.
anaalipunktio kills Khal Athrokhar with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio kills Leaky Bocks with some cat-o-nine tails.
anaalipunktio kills Kid Showbusiness with a machete.
anaalipunktio kills Wicked Rowan with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio kills Guang Zhong Shan with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Wicked Rowan and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Wicked Rowan and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Wicked Rowan and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Guang Zhong Shan and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Guang Zhong Shan and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Guang Zhong Shan and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Kid Showbusiness and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Kid Showbusiness and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Kid Showbusiness and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Leaky Bocks and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Leaky Bocks and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Leaky Bocks and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Khal Athrokhar and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Khal Athrokhar and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Khal Athrokhar and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Gidian Zedbane and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Gidian Zedbane and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Gidian Zedbane and begins eating!
anaalipunktio says “Now you are safe, Santa.” with a slight accent.
anaalipunktio swings a jolly jack o'lantern aroundThe Golf Pro says “Whoa. All these dead people. Is Santas handing out more whoopins than usual.
Almost afraid to ask. ”

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Colten Marek says “The gorilla is very near by.”
The Golf Pro starts acting very strangely.
The Golf Pro scratches out what was carved on the wall.
The Golf Pro carves something onto the wall.
Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “Santa is a vitalist!”
The ghostly voice of Etherdrifter says “No gifts for the dead?” with a slight accent.
The Golf Pro starts acting very strangely.
The Golf Pro says “Damn Golf Pro! You :palm:ing killed everybody!”
Punan Bah starts acting very strangely.
Punan Bah starts acting very strangely.
zevna says “No booze but water? You fat piece of gingerbread.” with a slight accent.
Ian Huntington says “Having a bit of a nap Neal? After all the rest in Midway? ”
Ian Huntington says “laughs heartily, a smile on his face and says "Happy holidays friends!"”
Ian Huntington says “turns to the chief elf on duty and says "What's that you say? How dare you utter such deplorable things about my mother! True or not it just isn't the time or place!"”
Ian Huntington says “Now you must pay for your loose tongue pointy eared devil!”
Ian Huntington kills the chief elf with some cat-o-nine tails.
Ian Huntington says “There, that has you good and wiped for.awhile! Teach you to talk so bad about a man's mother!”
Ian Huntington says “There, that has you good and wiped for.awhile! Teach you to talk so bad about a man's mother!”
Ian Huntington says “ducks as he hears movement close behind narrowly dodging a blow from an elf.”
Ian Huntington says “Come now, the joke wasn't THAT bad!”
Ian Huntington kills the elf with a rifle.
Ian Huntington says “Not you too!?!?" he shouts as the last elf, a lanky blonde headed thing all nose and barely a chin came charging in blade drawn.”
Ian Huntington kills the elf with a cutlass.
The Golf Pro says “Yikes.”
Ian Huntington says “wipes a bit of glistening sweat from his brow before leanING down to clean his blade on a dead elfs jacket. "Now please be more respectful next year."”
Ian Huntington says “Once more into the breach my friends."and tips his hat on the way out the door.”
mouse says “Looks like there's been some carnage while I've been gone!”
mouse says “I just got back from a booze run. Have a bottle of cheer!”

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Since your last move:
Kid Showbusiness performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 2 spirits outside and away from here.
Kid Showbusiness holds up a gruesome skull.
Kid Showbusiness performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
Shroombaker says “I just disposed of a lurking Graagh. But I'm sure we'll face another attack soon.”
Shroombaker says “It's rather funny how everyone comes in here, to basically await doom.
Shroombaker says “KID! Thanks for taking care of my head properly. And minding the carpet.”
Maximillion Pike says “Give up the goods, fat man!”
You say “Santa's not the only one handing out gifts this year. Max, have a bottle of Tasty Berry Wine.”
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to Maximillion Pike.
You give a bottle of rum to Kid Showbusiness.
You give a bottle of mango wine to Shroombaker.
Maximillion Pike says “Sweet sweet berry wine. Last time I was on the wine, I think I punched a turtle in the face, and then painted it orange with a mango mixture. What a great couple of days on the beach.. ”
Shroombaker says “haha”
Jack Cudgel kills zevna with a heavy sword.
The spectral figure of Etherdrifter rematerialises and points a spectral finger at Kid Showbusiness
Kid Showbusiness starts acting very strangely.
Kid Showbusiness suddenly screams and claws at his eyes, small maggots quickly bursting free for the quickly corrupting orbs
The ghostly voice of Etherdrifter says “Do please avoid exorcising necromancers, we do not appreciate the gesture.” with a slight accent.
You hear Etherdrifter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Etherdrifter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Etherdrifter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Etherdrifter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Etherdrifter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Etherdrifter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Etherdrifter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Etherdrifter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
The ghostly voice of Etherdrifter says “Now come along Santa, surely you can give a ghost something for Christmas? Maybe a new spell, or perhaps inspiration for a new kind of potion?” with a slight accent.

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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2017, 05:01:13 PM »

Since your last move:
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health.
Kid Showbusiness says “Well, when the serious spirit guys from your heritage tell you to calm down with a bunch of flashy magic, you better listen. ”
Kid Showbusiness performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
Kid Showbusiness says “What?”
Etherdrifter rematerialises and sighs
Etherdrifter says “Very well, we'll do this the hard way.” with a slight accent.
Etherdrifter kills Kid Showbusiness with a dagger.
Etherdrifter Grins and begins to chant softly
Etherdrifter watches with satisfaction as the corpse of Kid Showbusiness rises up, picks up a broom and starts sweeping up the mess
Etherdrifter waits until almost all the mess is cleared before clicking his fingers, the shambling zombie quickly falling lifeless once more, right onto Santa's lap
Etherdrifter gives you 1 gold coin.
Etherdrifter turns to the outsiders present
Etherdrifter says “Would one of you do me the great favour of ferrying me over to the land of the dead?”
Etherdrifter says “It would save me the trouble of embracing a tiger.”
Maximillion Pike says “I don't kill scary, angry, revengeful savages, never did me any good. Good entertainment though. The gorilla may still appear, that thing doesn't give a toot who is next. ”
Etherdrifter says “Oh, under guild law ferrying is a protected act. However I can understand your aversion, but surely it would be a good deed to take the knowledge such an act would grant rather than continuing” with a slight accent.
Etherdrifter says “to feed and overgrown monster? Indeed, one could say it is your duty to avoid such a situation!” with a slight accent.
The chief elf kills spooge
The chief elf kills spooge
The chief elf kills spooge
mouse kills an elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills an elf with a heavy sword.
mouse says “Here ya go Ether, I don't believe I've given you any wine yet.”
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
mouse starts acting very strangely.
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You attack Etherdrifter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 65 HP.
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
You attack Etherdrifter with a heavy sword for 1 damage. You gain 1 XP. They drop to 64 HP.
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You attack Etherdrifter and miss.
Tioram says “I got a banana! Hi Neil, mouse, max.”
mouse says  “Hello Tioram. Happy holidays! Here, have some booze.”
The Mad Dwarf says “Hello, I take it I missed some interesting events. (looking over at the bodies on the floor)”
The Mad Dwarf says “Hrmmmmm (he hums a little ditty to himself as he drags the bodies over to the wall and positions them side by side in a sitting position)”
The Mad Dwarf says “Somethings missing from this scene... oh! (He places a bottle of mango wine in the right hand of each corpse and steps back.)”
The Mad Dwarf says “Now they just look like they are resting.”
Maximillion Pike says “That is a rather fetching display the Dwarf assembled. Good for everyone. Hello, Tioram. The native here is looking to drift back into death, so if you're feeling punchy. ”
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2017, 02:00:14 AM »

Since your last move:

Tioram kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
Shroombaker says “Any gorillas yet? Or Graagh?”
Shroombaker says “Tioram is right outside. Looks like he chopped down the chief elf! No presents for Tioram this year.”
Shroombaker says “FlayII is NW of here a few clicks. With good intentions, I hope.”
Shroombaker continues stuffing his stocking.
Etherdrifter says “My thanks for the wine mouse, such fine potions are treasured by the guild.”
Etherdrifter prods a very suspicious looking corpse with his staff
Etherdrifter says “This corpse looks most unusual; I wonder what it is doing here?” with a slight accent.
Etherdrifter shrugs and remembers his manners
Etherdrifter gives you a skull staff.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Etherdrifter grins and hands both Shroombaker and Mouse a staff each
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Etherdrifter says “Honourary guild membership for the generous givers of fine wines!” with a slight accent.
Tioram uses a first aid kit on you and restores 7 health.
You say “Dwarf, have a bottle of holiday spirits.”
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to The Mad Dwarf.
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2017, 03:50:38 PM »

Since your last move:

Shroombaker says “There's a lurking Stabbyteeth, NE at -70.313,+26.389”
Maximillion Pike says “Aye, Shroombaker. Your detailed scoutings are making this less holiday cheer, but fight for survival whilst the wolfs are just outside the door. Then mouse saying Cheers! Have some good spirits! ”
Maximillion Pike says “then Annhilating Elf after Elf after Elf... Only here. And don't worry, Etherman, I have mine own staff burried with a parrot somewhere. Also, all I have to give as a gift is yeastweed,”
Maximillion Pike says “and I don't see many living brewers. Better to be running around with all this yeast rather than Tathers running around with all those crabs. ”
Maximillion Pike says “Hah. I didn't even see the guy named Brewer. Here you go, I need some room. ”
Master Dan jun Perls uses a first aid kit on you and restores 6 health.
Master Dan jun Perls says “Thank ye, mouse. It's been a journey indeed. ”
Master Dan jun Perls gives you 200 gold coins.
Master Dan jun Perls says “There be a lack of pirates here, as well. Hope nobody means to tussle as I sleep off this rummed up journey. And Neil Tathers is always dead or asleep by a ruddy tree when I sees him. ”
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Everyone leave the room, me and fatboy want to be alone ”
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds scratches out what was carved on the wall.
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds carves something onto the wall.
Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “Sharky's Machine is a 1981 American drama thriller film directed by Burt Reynolds, who stars in the title role. It is an adaptation of William Diehl's first novel Sharky's Machine (1978), with a scree”.
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “By the way Baynes, you are a piece of ! You are f-cking worthless! I'd say worase, but there are sissies present.”
The Mad Dwarf says “Thankee Mouse. Much appreciated. ”
The Mad Dwarf says “Time for me to be moveing on. See you out in the jungle folks. Or not. As the case may be.”
ShadowJack puts his back to a wall and watches the room awhile.One hand on a pistol and the other resting lightly on his sword, he simply listens for awhile.
Master Dan jun Perls says “Burt! You dread bastard, I wasn't sure you were going to find your way here in time. I I were to wager, I'd say we're just waiting for the gorilla to come crashing in. ”
Master Dan jun Perls says “The suspense is somewhat off putting, and it takes a lot to put me off. ”
mouse lifts his head and looksslowly around the room. "Did someone say my name? Oh look, new people!""
mouse says “Heya Burt. Have a bootle. My gift to you.”
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to TheDreadThespian burt reynolds.
mouse says “ShadowJack, Flay, you too. Here's some spirits to lift your spirits.”
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to ShadowJack.
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to FlayII.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2017, 09:34:39 PM »

Maximillion Pike says “You sure the cabin boy will be okay while you're gone, Burt? ”
Shroombaker says “It's all good, Pike. Just keeping the masses informed of potential impending doom. But I *am* trying to be merry here!”
Shroombaker says “BURT! You got a little Loni in your stocking this year? Give her some air, yeeesh.”
Shroombaker says “Dalek is playing with his twigs at [-70.311,+26.384]”
Shroombaker says “Jack Cudgel is playing with his parrot north o' here.”
Shroombaker says “No sign of the Gorilla... yet.”
Shroombaker says “Who brought the bananas?!”
Baynes says “I've got banana beer! Will that help?”
Maximillion Pike says “Uff. Geting the beast drunk seems like a bad idea. Still, I don't know if anyone's ever tried it. ”
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
FlayII says “Cheers, mouse!”
anaalipunktio kills ShadowJack with a machete.
anaalipunktio kills Baynes with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio kills Master Dan jun Perls with a heavy sword.
The parrot on Master Dan jun Perls's shoulder flies away.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die.
anaalipunktio kills TheDreadThespian burt reynolds with a knife.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of ShadowJack and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of ShadowJack and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of ShadowJack and begins eating!
anaalipunktio kills Tioram with a machete.
anaalipunktio kills Brewer with some cat-o-nine tails.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Baynes and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Baynes and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Baynes and begins eating!
anaalipunktio kills Etherdrifter with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio kills Maximillion Pike with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio kills Gidian Zedbane with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Master Dan jun Perls and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Master Dan jun Perls and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Master Dan jun Perls and begins eating!
anaalipunktio kills Shroombaker with a machete.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of mouse and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of mouse and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of mouse and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Tioram and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Tioram and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Tioram and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Brewer and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Brewer and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Brewer and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Etherdrifter and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Etherdrifter and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Etherdrifter and begins eating!
anaalipunktio swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Maximillion Pike and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Maximillion Pike and begins eating!
mouse says “And there's the massacre we've all been waiting for. AnalPunk, if you think I'm gonna give you a bottle of wine after all that, you've got another thing coming!”
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2017, 05:07:45 AM »

Tioram says “87hp and dropping. Shaman's very nearby”
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Maximillion Pike and begins eating!
Some Idiot scratches out what was carved on the wall.
Some Idiot carves something onto the wall.
Some Idiot scratches out what was carved on the wall.
Some Idiot carves something onto the wall.
Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “ooops!”
Some Idiot will pass on the Kool Aid.
Some Idiot says “Hey Santa! looks like you have a lull in busness”
Some Idiot tgosses an I upwards.
Some Idiot says “bloody fingers just refuse to speel correctly.”
Some Idiot says “Welp.. gonna move along. Merry Merry to yall.”
mouse kills anaalipunktio with a punch.
mouse says “I don't generally condone violence, but I feel that was well deserved. Anyone care for some wine?”
The spectral figure of Etherdrifter grins and shakes his head
The ghostly voice of Etherdrifter says “I have a guildhall to watch over. Enjoy the holidays!” with a slight accent.
babajeeb says “Merry Christmas everyone” with a slight accent.
gridflay says “Merry Christmas, all. Lotta bodies...” with a slight accent.
babajeeb says “Thanks santa” with a slight accent.
babajeeb says “Ya haha” with a slight accent.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
mouse says “Welcome Babajeeb. Have some holiday booze.” (2017-12-22 03:23)
Shroombaker says “Thanks, Mouse.” (2017-12-22 04:59)
Shroombaker fits a dead rodent into the mouth of anaalipunktio.
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2017, 05:04:40 PM »

Since your last move:

Shroombaker starts acting very strangely.
Shroombaker says “That was quick! Merry Christmas everyone. Now back to my exile. Nice to see you shroom. And you mouse. Hope you are both well. ”
Shroombaker says “Baynes? Go yourself.”
Tioram starts acting very strangely.
Tioram attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Tioram attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Tioram attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Tioram attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Shroombaker says “Master Dan, I may miss you most of all.”
Tioram says “C'mon at least identify if you're going to abuse the living.”
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
Master Dan jun Perls uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
Maximillion Pike says “Make sure you get at least ten days of natural light a year, Shrooman.”
Maximillion Pike says “He says amidst Anapachinko's screechings.”
Baynes swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
Master Dan jun Perls says “More treasure to be found elsewhere. ”
Victor uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health.
Victor says “And Tathers is still dead? That guy dies a lot. I mean, he looks great dying, but still...”
Victor says “I'm just saying. I've died a lot! But that guy? That guy dies... often.”
Victor says “It's almost unseemly, if you ask me. ”

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mouse says “Hello Roger Wilco. I'm passing out bottles of wine this year. Enjoy!”
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to Roger Wilco.
Roger Wilco starts acting very strangely.
Maximillion Pike starts acting very strangely.
mexkrax kills the elf with a heavy sword.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
An 800 Pound Gorilla kills babajeeb with a heavy sword.
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of babajeeb and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of babajeeb and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of babajeeb and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla kills FlayII with a heavy sword.
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of FlayII and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of FlayII and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla kills Shroombaker with a heavy sword.
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of Shroombaker and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of Shroombaker and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of Shroombaker and begins eating!
Santa kills An 800 Pound Gorilla
You hear An 800 Pound Gorilla let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear An 800 Pound Gorilla let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You say “Looks like gorilla finally met his match! HAHAHA!!!”
Maximillion Pike gains 10 health from a first aid kit
Maximillion Pike says “That ape didn’t seem prepared. Is it still here? Floating in the ether? If so, Aperilla, kiiiind of a let down. Anapachinko laid savage waste to everyone, you killed a mushroom guy. ”
Maximillion Pike says “That means it’s time for berry wine, you miserable wretches. I mean, joy to the world, Santa killed an ape. ”
You say “Well just to be sure...”
You swing the jolly jack o'lantern around.
The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 2 spirits.
mouse kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills Santa with a wooden club.

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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2017, 12:17:13 AM »

Victor uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Maximillion Pike says “Haha. That's what I like about you, mouse. All cheers and good deeds and jolly gestures, then I go outside for a duecer, come back in to you smashing Santa to pulp with a stick.”
Maximillion Pike gives you a yeastweed.
ShadowJack puts his back to a wall and watches the room awhile.One hand on a pistol and the other resting lightly on his sword, he simply listens.
ShadowJack starts acting very strangely.
ShadowJack scratches out what was carved on the wall.
ShadowJack carves something onto the wall.
ShadowJack scratches out what was carved on the wall.
ShadowJack carves something onto the wall.
ShadowJack dusts off Baynes.. whilst mutteriong apoligies.
ShadowJack slips back into the shadows...
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Maximillion Pike swats at the spirits in the air
Maximillion Pike says “Damn phantoms. Better than the live versions at least. ”
Victor uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Victor uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Shroombaker returns to normal after a spell of acting strangely.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Maximillion Pike says “I admit I never thought to look at how it says someone dies when they atre scared to death by spirits. Died from terror? Deuced their pantaloons? Guess who got yelled at A-G-A-I-N? Anyone remember? ”

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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2017, 07:31:45 PM »

Gidian Zedbane swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
Maximillion Pike says “Thanks, Z. I'd have done that too but all I have are these smaller gourds filled with booze. I will not swing them around, I might spill. Or attract more pirates. Indeed. ”
Gidian Zedbane says “In case I'm not around, you should have these.”
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Roger Wilco says “I think that Channing Tatum is just dreamy! He makes my pants tight!”
Gidian Zedbane starts acting very strangely.
Gidian Zedbane says “Mouse, You knew me in life as The Dread Thespian Burt Reynolds!”
mouse starts acting very strangely.
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say “Mouse, you will meet 3 spirits on this eve! One will be my ex-wife Loni Anderson. Tell her, "Burt Reynolds foretold your coming, and I've feared you most of all." "
The ghostly voice of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Bob Cratchitt told me to tell all you guys you got purdy mouths.”
Maximillion Pike swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
Maximillion Pike says “Dang, I love jungle science. ”
mouse kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills Santa with a knife.
kiwimage uses a healing herb on you and restores 7 health.
Roidh Turisgar collects the head of babajeeb.
Victor gives you a bottle of apple juice.
Victor gives you a gourd of apple juice.
Victor says “For your brewing hobby, mouse.”
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
FlayII starts acting very strangely.
Tioram uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Tioram uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Tioram swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
Maximillion Pike says “Here ya go, mexkrax, some salt water for your salty self. ”
mouse says “Mexkrax have a bottle of holiday cheer.
mouse says “You too kiwi.”
kiwimage says “Thank you Santa. I shall slay many beasts with this mighty sword.” with a slight accent.
kiwimage gives you a parrot feather charm.\
kiwimage uses a healing herb on you and restores 8 health.
kiwimage says “Thank you Santa. I shall slay many beasts with this mighty sword.” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers says “I know, I know, I die alot okay! I just keep forgetting to log in and look at my surroundings” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers scratches out what was carved on the wall.
Neil Tathers carves something onto the wall.
Neil Tathers says “What is up Victor” with a slight accent.
Neil Tathers says “That Santa guy punched me out last time” with a slight accent.
Victor uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health.
Victor says “It's Christmas morning where I'm at- have a great holiday wherever you're at, Shartakers. I'll see you on Boxing Day
mouse says “Mele Kalikimaka everybody!”
Tioram says “nollaig chridheil!”
FlayII says “Sorry, Victor, I don't know what came over me.”
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« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2017, 07:28:03 PM »

You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
mouse starts acting very strangely.
Vieux starts acting very strangely.
Vieux says “Somebody stick a candy cane up my rump!” with a slight accent.
Maximillion Pike says “Uff. vieux isn't here more than a few hours and already gets goofed by spooge. You're so lame, spooge.”
Maximillion Pike swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
mouse says “Tathers, you dog! You're here and alive! Have some wine.”
Mr Scavvy gives you a bottle of pumpkin juice.
Mr Scavvy says “Scavvy Pumpkin Juice for all”
Victor says “Happy Boxing Day!”
mouse kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills Santa with a heavy sword.
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2017, 11:07:26 PM »

Christina Rose says “What! Which one of yous kilt santa? I haint got nothin yet”
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
mouse says “Welcome Christina, Have a bottle of holiday cheer!”
mouse says “I have to appologise, I killed Santa. I thought he'd resurect at midnight GMT...”
Victor uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Victor swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
Aidan Pryde says “Much obliged Victor!”
Victor says “That's all my supplies. Many happy returns in the New Year!”
Aidan Pryde kills the chief elf with a machete.
mouse says “Aidan, welcome! Have some wine!”
mouse starts acting very strangely.
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
You attack Aidan Pryde with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 6 HP.
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You attack Aidan Pryde with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 2 XP. They drop to 1 HP.
You hear TheDreadThespian burt reynolds let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Santa kills Aidan Pryde
Neil Tathers starts acting very strangely.
Mr Scavvy starts acting very strangely.
Mr Scavvy says “Roger Wilco! You make me feel like a woman!”
You swing the jolly jack o'lantern around.
The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 2 spirits. As they flee, the spirits succeed in making you drop the jack o'lantern, breaking it into several pieces.
mouse says “So what's everybody doing for New Year's? I'll have to restock on booze if we're partying here.”
Christina Rose starts acting very strangely.
Maximillion Pike says “I'll be a disaster of drunken excitment. With pantaloons on this time. I swear. ”
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2017, 09:08:51 PM »

Since your last move:

mouse says “Alright. I'm out for a bit. Need more FAKs and booze. See y'all in a bit.”
The chief elf kills spooge
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear TheDreadThespian burt reynolds let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Gentleman Jim Parnell let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
kiwimage uses a healing herb on you and restores 8 health.
The Mad Dwarf says “hello folks”
The Mad Dwarf says “Mr Scavvy, I have quite enjoyed the fruits of your labors. Have a bottle of wine in thanks. ”
Mr Scavvy starts acting very strangely.
Mr Scavvy says “I am a fruit! I'm a kumquat!”
Vieux starts acting very strangely.
Mr Scavvy says “That chief elf is a sexy beast! He's shakin' it 'till I just can't take it!”
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« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2017, 04:46:28 PM »

Since your last move:

You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You swing the jolly jack o'lantern around.
The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 1 spirits. As they flee, the spirits succeed in making you drop the jack o'lantern, breaking it into several pieces.
You swing the jolly jack o'lantern around.
The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 1 spirits. As they flee, the spirits succeed in making you drop the jack o'lantern, breaking it into several pieces.
mouse says “And I'm back! Who needs some booze?”
The Mad Dwarf uses a first aid kit on you and restores 5 health.
The Mad Dwarf says “Its too dang quiet in here. I may have to take a walk outside and do some scouting.”
The Mad Dwarf starts acting very strangely.
The Mad Dwarf says “Is that Kenny Rogers or Santa!?”
Tioram kills the elf with a heavy sword.
Maximillion Pike says “me/starts acting very strangely.”
Maximillion Pike says “Anyone been doing this? It's like getting away with stabby time.”
Christina Rose says “Much obliged mouse! Care for a rum?”
Christina Rose gives you a bottle of rum.
Christina Rose says “Heavy sword again Santa? Let's be hopin it lasts longer than last year's. ”
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
mouse says “The swords Santa gives are cheap knock-offs. I broke mine over his fat arse just hours after he gave it to me.”
mouse says “If you think about it, If he has to give gifts to the whole world, he must be sourcing them from Guangzhou. That, or there's a town in China called "North Pole".”
The Mad Dwarf says “Time to wander. Take care folks”
Tioram starts acting very strangely.
The Abominable Dr. Lenny uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health.
You hear The Abominable Dr. Lenny whisper “Hello Bwana.”
The Abominable Dr. Lenny gives you a heavy sword.
You hear The Abominable Dr. Lenny whisper “I can't decide If want to kill the elf or have sex with it. I could go either way.”
You hear The Abominable Dr. Lenny whisper “I could do both. But which first?”
Tioram says “si spiritus animus fiat lux corpus.”
You say “Hello and welcome Dr. Lenny. Have some wine to lift your spirits.”
You whisper to The Abominable Dr. Lenny, “Thanks for the sword.
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to The Abominable Dr. Lenny.
You whisper to The Abominable Dr. Lenny, “Have you had any luck in gaining the Faith skill?”
You hear The Abominable Dr. Lenny whisper “Did I gain the faith skill? Hell no. Anatoliy killed me the last time I tried. There are too many pillars. It;s confusing.”
The Abominable Dr. Lenny says “There's a dead pirate outside. I didn't like his looks.”
schwerve performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 3 spirits outside and away from here.
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2018, 02:57:48 AM »

You attack the elf with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. It dies. You gain 18 XP.
You attack the elf with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. It dies. You gain 18 XP.
You attack the chief elf with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. It dies. You gain 28 XP.
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 2 health.
Shroombaker says “Looks like a big NYE party! ” (2017-12-31 17:02)
Maximillion Pike says “I've been pounding pumkin juice all monring thanks to Scavvy. Dip into the heavy stuff later. ”
Bel Garjim starts acting strangley
Bel Garjim kills the elf with a wooden club.
Bel Garjim kills the elf with a wooden club.
You say “Happy New Year Shartak!”
The Abominable Dr. Lenny kills the chief elf with a cutlass.
ghostmaker kills The Abominable Dr. Lenny with a knife.
ghostmaker says “Happy New Year everyone! =D”
GeneGeneTheDancingMachine shuffles into the Grotto, takes his gift from Santa, and quickly boogies back outside
GeneGeneTheDancingMachine says “Keep on dancin' everyone! Gene has left the building!”
spooge gains 10 health from a first aid kit
spooge gains 10 health from a first aid kit
spooge gains 10 health from a first aid kit
spooge gains 10 health from a first aid kit
spooge gains 10 health from a first aid kit
mouse kills the chief elf with a wooden club.
mouse kills Santa with a wooden club.
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
Tioram uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health.
Tioram gives you a bottle of rum.
Tioram says “Slàinte mhòr!”
Tioram says “couldn't find a whiskey, rum it is.”
Shroombaker kills spooge with a dagger.
Shroombaker kills Vieux with a dagger.
Shroombaker says “This house... is clean.”
The chief elf kills ghostmaker
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You swing the jolly jack o'lantern around.
The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 1 spirits. As they flee, the spirits succeed in making you drop the jack o'lantern, breaking it into several pieces.
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