Shartak The Official Shartak Forum
Click here to play NOW!
November 24, 2017, 11:04:17 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Meanwhile, at the Overlook Hotel...  (Read 1237 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
FirstAmongstDaves
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 5987


Does other things too.


View Profile
« on: May 15, 2017, 04:56:31 AM »

Jack Torrance steps behind the bar (2017-05-12 22:13)
Jack Torrance says “I think Lloyd's still on his break. I'll get that drink for ya!” (2017-05-12 22:14)
Jack Torrance whips up one mighty fine martini and sets it down gently (2017-05-12 22:15)
Jack Torrance says “Try that on for size. ” (2017-05-12 22:17)

Grady approaches with a red key in his right hand (2017-05-12 22:26)
Grady says “Your room key, sir. Your bags have already been taken up. Second floor. I'm afraid you'll have to take the stairs. They've been out of order ever since the... "incident".” (2017-05-12 22:29)
Grady shoots an angry glance at Jack (2017-05-12 22:30)
Grady says “Please call down to the front desk if you require anything. Anything at all. Enjoy your stay at the Overlook.” (2017-05-12 22:31)

Jack Torrance looks up (2017-05-12 22:32)
Jack Torrance says “What? What was that? The stairs are fine, Grady! It's the ELEVATORS that are fubar. Old boy's been nipping at the absinthe again I think...” (2017-05-12 22:34)
Jack Torrance takes a sip of bourbon. "He's still mad at me about that river of blood messing up the elevators. I keep telling him that wasn't me. I had nothing to do with it." (2017-05-12 22:35)
Jack Torrance says “Ol' Jack gets blamed for anything that goes wrong here. Guest slips in the shower? Blame Jack! We run out of dried prunes? Blame Jack! It never ends.” (2017-05-12 22:38)
Jack Torrance tosses a gold coin into the air and catches it. The coin shows tails. (2017-05-12 23:41)

Halloran gives Jack Torrance a dirty look as he enters the Gold Room (2017-05-13 12:20)
Halloran says “Keep your distance Torrance. I'm watching you.” (2017-05-13 12:20)
Halloran says “Admiral! I understand you have some gold you wish to lose. Shall we throw the bones? Say 50 gold a throw?” (2017-05-13 12:22)
Halloran parks himself on a bar stool and fishes out two gleaming white cubes from his shirt pocket (2017-05-13 12:23)

Lloyd tosses a gold coin into the air and catches it. The coin shows tails. (2017-05-13 12:27)
Lloyd tosses a gold coin into the air and catches it. The coin shows tails. (2017-05-14 01:12)

yik says “Ahh, piano. It sets the mood, doesn't it?” (2017-05-14 23:26)
yik kills Jack Torrance with a heavy sword. (2017-05-14 23:26)
yik kills Lloyd with a heavy sword. (2017-05-14 23:27)
yik carves pieces off the body of Jack Torrance and begins eating! (2017-05-14 23:27)
yik carves pieces off the body of Jack Torrance and begins eating! (2017-05-14 23:27)
yik carves pieces off the body of Jack Torrance and begins eating! (2017-05-14 23:27)
yik carves pieces off the body of Lloyd and begins eating! (2017-05-14 23:27)
yik carves pieces off the body of Lloyd and begins eating! (2017-05-14 23:27)
yik carves pieces off the body of Lloyd and begins eating! (2017-05-14 23:27)
yik nods to the Admiral and makes for the exit (2017-05-14 23:28)

You say “Um. I'd just like veryone to know that was nothing to do with me.”
You say “Mister Halloran, those stakes are too high for me. Try 10 gold couns a throw. Heads/tails no winner. Choose two heads, or two tails only.”
You toss a gold coin into the air and catch it. It shows heads. You toss a gold coin into the air and catch it. It shows tails.
You toss a gold coin into the air and catch it. It shows tails.
Logged

Read my stuff!!! -  www.worldcomicbookreview.com
Graagh
Jr. Member
**
Posts: 74


View Profile WWW
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2017, 06:32:06 PM »

Last Laugh waltzes around the room. "Look at all these dorks in their ivory tower. Drinking it up, living lavishly... not a single one prepared for a real cataclismic event."
Last Laugh slowly looks up, "like the inevitable alien invasion."
Baynes says “Well, if you listen to all the cannibal rhetoric, WE'RE the alien invasion.”
Last Laugh says “Time travel isn't alien.”
Helena Handbasket says “I prefer an ivory tower to sleeping in the jungle with the bugs and the tigers and the smelly natives. This place suits me just fine.”
Jack Torrance raises his glass. "Amen sister!"
Lloyd moves down the bar and stops in front of Last Laugh
Lloyd says “Would you like a drink, sir? Something exotic perhaps?”
Last Laugh gives a scrutinizing glance, shakes his head a bit and chuckles.
Last Laugh says “Okay, so the woman who collects the miasma that is ejected from the backsides of monkeys is complaining that the jungle is full of smelly people.”
Last Laugh says “Also Lloyd, I'd like a good ol' Stone Owl Stout, If that's not a problem.”
Last Laugh says “Seriously though, where's the sense of adventure?”
Halloran says “Evening Lloyd. The usual, please.”
Lloyd nods to Halloran, then begins searching behind the bar. "I'm quite sure we have that, Laugh. Just a moment."
Lloyd produces a dusty bottle and carefully pours its contents into a glass
Lloyd says “I think you're the first to ask for this since I've been here. Had these a while. Hope it hasn't gone bad.”
Lloyd sets the glass in front of Last Laugh, then turns to Halloran
Lloyd says “Prune juice, right Dick? Coming up!”
Helena Handbasket says “Yes. Smelly-assed funky-smelling jungle folk. And I say that as someone who has ruined her sense of smell by years of collecting ape farts. They stink even to MY nose!”
Helena Handbasket says “I've had my fill of 'adventure'. The Overlook Hotel is like Nirvana to a gal like me. I may never leave!”
Halloran takes his tall glass of prune juice and heads to a table in a far corner of the room
Jack Torrance follows Halloran with his eyes but doesn't move from his seat at the bar
Helena Handbasket spots a tennis ball on the floor and scampers over to pick it up
Helena Handbasket says “35 gold right there. The trader buys these things. And they're everywhere. Is there a tennis court here somewhere that I haven't found yet?”
Jack Torrance says “I toss those around sometimes when I've got writer's block. Helps me think. I assume Grady picks them up. I never seem to run out.”
Jack Torrance tosses a gold coin into the air and catches it. The coin shows heads.
Lloyd wipes down the bar with a white rag
Last Laugh looks at the glass suspeciously, "Well, at least you poured it into the glass in front of me."
Last Laugh takes a drink from the glass, "Eh, it's not too stale."
Last Laugh says “You can check out any time you like but you can never leave!”
Last Laugh leaves.
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2006-2008, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!