The Pyrites

[Billfred]

Right-o scumbags. I, Pirate Eater, am the leader of this gang and what I say goes. Join up if you like eating pirates too. If you don't like eating 'em. Join up and kill 'em. I'll eat 'em after you're done.

Pirates is tasty so I eats 'em. Even if you're one of mine. Don't care.

Sometimes I have to eat scummy natives and colonialisists but they taste 'orrible.

Don't eat Gridflay though. Sometimes 'e 'elps us. E's orite.