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« on: January 21, 2017, 01:20:09 AM »

I'm bored I mean...I've discovered Eden. It's inside the big mountain in the middle of the island. Unfortunately the local native scum have defiled it. They practice strange rituals on the mountain, make sacrifices to their idols. It's up to the brave men of York, and the handful of Godfearing citizens of Derby and Durham [those who aren't collaborators] to join with me in protecting and reclaiming this biblical, blessed site. White men, unite!

- The Hierophant

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(2017-01-21 00:57) Note: Jalba Ja has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
(2017-01-21 00:57) You attack Jalba Ja with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
(2017-01-21 00:57) Underworld log successful .
(2017-01-21 00:57) Deadzone log successful .
(2017-01-21 00:59) The Hierophant cackles. "on your way back to your bloody temple to perform unholy rites on white christian children? thats right i know what you freaks get up to on this mountain."
(2017-01-21 01:01) The Hierophant croons "tell me tell me filth, did your mommy and daddy call you Jalba Ja because 'Jibber Jabber' was already taken? Eh? EH?" He kicks the corpse. "EH?"
(2017-01-21 01:03) The Hierophant leans back on the hilt of his sword. "i know you native scum have gotten a cozy arrangement from the other white man villages. they let you roam wild. but not york, eh!"
(2017-01-21 01:06) The Hierophant rambles incoherently. "not enough men in derby least not sober ones. and theres darkies and eyetalians out in durham. thats why you get a pass."
(2017-01-21 01:08) The Hierophant slopes off, muttering "too long i stayed in york letting everything go to letting the native screw up Eden. no more. you best stay off this mountain, brownie or you'll get yours."

OOC: Who's up for King of the Hill?
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2017, 08:06:43 PM »

Caught a native on all fours by a box-shaped monument of stone arches. damn unholy looking things. i cut him into fours. btw the fruit of eden is very tasty but i havent found any apples yet.

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(2017-01-21 19:59) You attack stabbyteeth with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
(2017-01-21 19:59) Underworld log successful .
(2017-01-21 19:59) Deadzone log successful .
(2017-01-21 19:59) You eat a mango and feel better.
(2017-01-21 19:59) You eat a banana and feel better.
(2017-01-21 20:01) The Hierophant peers down at the dead cannibal. "eden is under new authority filth! your kind had your chance and you blew it! now the white man controls this land!"
(2017-01-21 20:03) The Hierophant glances at the arch, then at the others spread around. "is this where you were planning to drink the blood of christian children? the symbol of God is a CROSS not a horseshoe you godless swine!"
(2017-01-21 20:03) You eat a banana and feel better.
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2017, 11:40:47 PM »

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(2017-01-22 23:32) You attack Jalba Ja with a knife for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
(2017-01-22 23:32) Underworld log successful .
(2017-01-22 23:32) Deadzone log successful .
(2017-01-22 23:33) The Hierophant frowns, looks around nervously, as if expecting to see something. "lost a heavy sword and two machetes on you. thats never happened before."
(2017-01-22 23:34) You say “you got a pet devil on your shoulder is that it? called up the oompa loompa spirits to throw hexes at me?”
(2017-01-22 23:35) The Hierophant notices something biting into his chest. He reaches inside his robes and picks out a monkey claw charm. "where the hell did i get this?"
(2017-01-22 23:36) You say “one of you bastards must've planted it on me. its a poppet or witch bag or somesuch amirite? bastard heathens.”
(2017-01-22 23:37) You drop a monkey claw charm.
(2017-01-22 23:38) The Hierophant drops the foul thing on the corpse and strides off, hollering "learn your lesson scum! Eden's no place for you demon-ridden filth!"

OOC: So much for Eden. I'm down to one knife, and if I kill this guy again it'll probably constitute griefing. Might be time to pack it in.
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2017, 05:59:58 AM »

A giant Haast's eagle has often nested around those parts. He needs a lot of protein.
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