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« on: December 22, 2016, 03:19:45 AM »

Ballbreaker Rockwell has abandoned the Stone Owl Tavern in York and established New Gibraltar - a free town consisting of a tavern, arsenal and hospital. It is six paces off the York-Derby Road and about twenty paces west of Santa's Grotto.

Hunters and fighters are welcome to resupply there. They'll be a horde of bullets and poison darts available, as well as first aid kits and healing herbs.

It seems to me that a centrally located rural outpost might be of use to hunters, especially.

New residents very welcome. I'll supply GPS coordinates soon.

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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2016, 01:50:22 PM »

Neil will visit, and if he recommends it, will be the unofficial official gathering place of Team Tathers.
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2017, 08:44:41 AM »

Rockwell idled out while I was on vacation, but it is up and running again with fungi juice, a heavy sword, rifles and pistols all for sale.
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2017, 09:02:19 PM »

Neil was told he can only get a good tan on the Dunes of Durham, so I decided to go check that out.

Afterwards, I'll head back.
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2017, 09:07:40 PM »

The Hierophant took a day trip out, and they discussed civic duty.
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2017, 01:19:21 AM »

Raffles came in and tried to stick up Rockwell. Rockwell told him to shut up and gave him the heavy sword. Satisfied customer.
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2017, 06:49:23 AM »

The citizens of New Gibraltar have put out contract on Edward McGill, a pirate who recently killed two of our more prominent community leaders. 50GCs for his gunshot-ridden corpse.
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2017, 11:32:15 AM »

A bunch of Yorkers sittin' ina shack playin' tiddlywinks and having conversations with a Dalpoki don' count as a town.

-Edward McGill
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2017, 12:24:58 AM »

York disavows these expats. They choose to live in the jungle, consort with native scum, have no laws. They choose their fate.

- The Hierophant
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2017, 02:30:41 AM »

Tell ya what, mate, give me the 500 gold, and I'll be leavin' ya to yer fun in yer weird shack.

-Edward McGill
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2017, 08:28:33 AM »

Tell ya what, mate, give me the 500 gold, and I'll be leavin' ya to yer fun in yer weird shack.

-Edward McGill

What about if the good citizens of Gibraltar pay you 50GCs every time you push against a tree and shoot through the head a particularly annoying miscreant?
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2017, 10:24:47 AM »

Tell ya what, mate, give me the 500 gold, and I'll be leavin' ya to yer fun in yer weird shack.

-Edward McGill

What about if the good citizens of Gibraltar pay you 50GCs every time you push against a tree and shoot through the head a particularly annoying miscreant?

Ya wanna pay me a tenth of what you'd pay someone for killin' me? I'm a greedy man, not a desperate one. My original offer still stands. After that, we can talk about hirin' my services.

-Edward McGill

Addition: When did ya change the bounty amount? I coulda sworn on Black Beard's beard that ya said 500. Either way. 500 to me to leave ya alone or I'll make the bounty 500.
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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2017, 09:30:22 AM »

Tell ya what, mate, give me the 500 gold, and I'll be leavin' ya to yer fun in yer weird shack.

-Edward McGill

What about if the good citizens of Gibraltar pay you 50GCs every time you push against a tree and shoot through the head a particularly annoying miscreant?

Ya wanna pay me a tenth of what you'd pay someone for killin' me? I'm a greedy man, not a desperate one. My original offer still stands. After that, we can talk about hirin' my services.

-Edward McGill

Addition: When did ya change the bounty amount? I coulda sworn on Black Beard's beard that ya said 500. Either way. 500 to me to leave ya alone or I'll make the bounty 500.

Dear Mister McGill

500 gold coins would buy us flowers, champagne, duck liver pate, the sensual 70s disco sounds of Hot Chocolate, and a deep body massage from The Hierophant.

Fifty gold coins is the offer. The target is not a difficult one to find, but is a tenacious annoyance, and each time you kill him you get another 50 gold coins. Ten kills and you get 500 gold coins, which is what you want: you just have to work a little harder at it. Otherwise, we leave you to fondle your greed.

Regards

The (Heavily Armed) Citizens of New Gibraltar
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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2017, 12:31:13 PM »

Tell ya what, mate, give me the 500 gold, and I'll be leavin' ya to yer fun in yer weird shack.

-Edward McGill

What about if the good citizens of Gibraltar pay you 50GCs every time you push against a tree and shoot through the head a particularly annoying miscreant?

Ya wanna pay me a tenth of what you'd pay someone for killin' me? I'm a greedy man, not a desperate one. My original offer still stands. After that, we can talk about hirin' my services.

-Edward McGill

Addition: When did ya change the bounty amount? I coulda sworn on Black Beard's beard that ya said 500. Either way. 500 to me to leave ya alone or I'll make the bounty 500.

Dear Mister McGill

500 gold coins would buy us flowers, champagne, duck liver pate, the sensual 70s disco sounds of Hot Chocolate, and a deep body massage from The Hierophant.

Fifty gold coins is the offer. The target is not a difficult one to find, but is a tenacious annoyance, and each time you kill him you get another 50 gold coins. Ten kills and you get 500 gold coins, which is what you want: you just have to work a little harder at it. Otherwise, we leave you to fondle your greed.

Regards

The (Heavily Armed) Citizens of New Gibraltar

I don' know what kind of crap ya be eatin', but I like just some simple meat 'n veg with a tall glass of ale. Ya can keep yer liver, flowers, 'n weird drink I don't care to spell because it's fer the women 'n the French. I don' think ya understand. I won' be workin' hard fer no Yorkers.

-The drunk, Irish, equally as well armed Edward McGill
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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2017, 05:04:52 PM »

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Addition: When did ya change the bounty amount? I coulda sworn on Black Beard's beard that ya said 500. Either way. 500 to me to leave ya alone or I'll make the bounty 500.

that's because you cant read or you see what your greed wants you to see. because your a pirate and your all ignorent greedy beasts dressed up to look like people.

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500 gold coins would buy us flowers, champagne, duck liver pate, the sensual 70s disco sounds of Hot Chocolate, and a deep body massage from The Hierophant.

i wouldnt myself for 500gc. your the one whos stuck in the woods giving away bullets and who knows what else HINT HINT

 
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-The drunk, Irish, equally as well armed Edward McGill

bad enough your a pirate who kills your social betters dont compoud your worthless background it by admiting your irishness too. between you and this traitor ill have to give myself a good wash in the greater york sea to get the stink of talking to you off me.

- The Hierophant, whos fiersome reputation needs no reminder
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