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« on: December 21, 2016, 12:57:50 AM »

Per Gridflay's suggestion, here's a new thread devoted to this year's Christmas at Santa's Grotto. I've added this year's roleplay that was posted in the 2015 thread to give it continuity. The most current stuff can be found in the second quote bubble. This sequence was recorded from The Hierophant's POV [who has annoyed enough people for one holiday, not returning].

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(2016-12-20 01:47) Santa says, "You've been quite naughty this year!"
(2016-12-20 01:47) Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! Here's a crab."
(2016-12-20 01:47) Santa gives you a crab.
(2016-12-20 01:48) You scratch out what was carved there before.
(2016-12-20 01:48) You carve None of that gook talk while the Saint is present. onto the wall.
(2016-12-20 01:51) You say “i came all this way, braved the pirate stink and close contact with these savages, and what do i get? a lousy crab. no wonder the catholics died out.”
(2016-12-20 02:33) mouse kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-20 02:34) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-20 02:36) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-20 02:36) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-20 02:39) mouse kills Santa with a punch.
(2016-12-20 02:40) mouse says “I forgot attacking the old man took away your peaceful intensions. Good thing I did it AFTER he gave me presents. lol”
(2016-12-20 02:42) mouse says “You're right Tathers, he is a tough old bird.”
(2016-12-20 03:16) Dick Deadeye says “Well damn. I came here to kill elves and there are none left alive. I do see a few enemies here though. I suppose I could kill those.”
(2016-12-20 03:18) Dick Deadeye says “But I do that every day. Only at Xmas can I kill elves. Little pointy-eared creeps.”
(2016-12-20 03:20) Dick Deadeye says “I'll wait outside. Save me an elf when they wake up. I intend to murder at least one before I leave here.”
(2016-12-20 03:40) nosher powell says “Nik wik ....” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-20 03:40) Helena Handbasket sees more than a few familiar faces
(2016-12-20 03:41) Helena Handbasket says “Hello Burt. Fancy seeing you here.”
(2016-12-20 03:47) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Thanks for the plantain Helena. You look quite fetching this evening. And this banana is going on a wild ride!”
(2016-12-20 04:19) nosher powell says “Sikock kamlalickgak Siktam!!!! ICK nikeck ack sikackgakeck cooack ack sikeck hokvug sikrak!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-20 04:21) nosher powell says “Bak? Gak ock ock hokrak! Ock ock tam eckeck tamlal mog yak'rak nik gaktamickgak sikick!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-20 04:28) The Hierophant points to the writing on the wall. "hey! brownie! can't you read?" He frowns. "hnh. probably can't read. damn ignorant savages..."
(2016-12-20 04:51) nosher powell says “Here, I'll talk in albino so all the vanilla faces can understand. Stop killing the gifting white man! I've received not a trifle so far! ”
(2016-12-20 04:54) nosher powell says “Right Eyes of a Hawk? Kiwimage? You know, right?”
(2016-12-20 04:57) nosher powell searches around for the head of TheManWhoSoldDeath but it appears to be missing.
(2016-12-20 05:02) nosher powell says “Sweet fancy ol' dirty bastard.”
nosher powell says “Who has a favorite ol' dirty bastard song? Shimmy Shimmy Ya? Me too! Damn, that still holds up.” (2016-12-20 05:06)
nosher powell kills the elf with a wooden club. (2016-12-20 05:07)
Keiichi looks at the dead santa. (2016-12-20 05:40)
Keiichi says “What the hell? I was gonna do that!” (2016-12-20 05:40)
Keiichi kills nosher powell with a machete. (2016-12-20 05:40)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2016-12-20 05:41)
Keiichi kills PointyBird Pointy Pointy with a machete. (2016-12-20 05:42)
Keiichi kills Wicked Rowan with a machete. (2016-12-20 05:42)
Keiichi kills Eustace Scrubb with a machete. (2016-12-20 05:43)
Keiichi kills Neil Tathers with a machete. (2016-12-20 05:43)
Gidian Zedbane says “Uh oh. ” (2016-12-20 05:44)
You hear PointyBird Pointy Pointy let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-20 05:45)
Keiichi looks at the 5 dead natives on the grotto floor and the injured Eyes of a Hawk. (2016-12-20 05:46)
Keiichi says “I would have thought that doing that would have been a bit more fun, but it seems that even killing gets old with time...” (2016-12-20 05:46)
Keiichi walks around the grotto as he stares at the ceiling. (2016-12-20 05:47)
Keiichi says “Perhaps I should take up a different kind of hobby... Any suggestions?” (2016-12-20 05:48)
Gentleman Jim Parnell says “Yeah! Here's one!!” (2016-12-20 05:50)
Gentleman Jim Parnell kills Keiichi with a cutlass. (2016-12-20 05:51)
Gentleman Jim Parnell says “Yak falkamrak.” with a slight accent. (2016-12-20 05:51)
Gentleman Jim Parnell says “Ah, don't you love it?” (2016-12-20 05:53)
Gentleman Jim Parnell scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2016-12-20 06:00)
Gentleman Jim Parnell carves something onto the wall. (2016-12-20 06:00)
Gentleman Jim Parnell says “Welcome, welcome fahoo dores! Welcome, welcome fahoo fores! ” (2016-12-20 06:04)
The chief elf kills Ballbreaker Rockwell (2016-12-20 06:49)
You hear Ballbreaker Rockwell let out a haunting scream coming from all around you. (2016-12-20 06:49) X9
mouse kills the elf with a knife. (2016-12-20 07:20)
Edward England says “Hey Nosher, did you know that Sarah had Yves Montand's love-child? I couldn't believe it when she told us!” (2016-12-20 09:16)
Edward England kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2016-12-20 09:17)
Eyes of a Hawk says “Sikcoonik ecknik ickeck...” with a slight accent. (2016-12-20 10:53)
Eyes of a Hawk says “Sik tampoknik tam coo ock Siktam'sik bakackdaldal hokack.” with a slight accent. (2016-12-20 10:57)
You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn. (2016-12-20 10:58) X5
Dick Deadeye kills the chief elf with a pistol. (2016-12-20 12:21)
Dick Deadeye kills the elf with a pistol. (2016-12-20 12:22)
Dick Deadeye kills the elf with a pistol. (2016-12-20 12:22)
Edward England kills Santa with a heavy sword. (2016-12-20 12:28)
Edward England says “Have some of that, you fat !” (2016-12-20 12:28)
Edward England says “I must say, I feel a little weak. ” (2016-12-20 12:30)
Edward England says “I'm on me last leg. See what I did there?” (2016-12-20 12:31)
(2016-12-20 14:06) You climb outside.
(2016-12-20 14:08) You fire at Dick Deadeye with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 45 XP.
(2016-12-20 14:09) You say “Pirates. worse than natives. that's what you get for killing the Saint's chosen little people.”
(2016-12-20 14:09) You step inside.
(2016-12-20 14:12) You say “you kill the saint you die. that your a damn pirate too is just icing on the cake.”
(2016-12-20 14:13) You fire at Edward England with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 1 HP.
(2016-12-20 14:13) You fire at Edward England and miss.
(2016-12-20 14:13) You pull the trigger and nothing happens.
(2016-12-20 14:13) You attack Edward England and miss.
(2016-12-20 14:13) The parrot on Edward England's shoulder flies away.
(2016-12-20 14:13) You attack Edward England with a rifle butt for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 45 XP.

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The Hierophant starts acting very strangely. (2016-12-20 17:04)
The Hierophant says “Hey Burt, can I have your autograph?” with a slight accent. (2016-12-20 17:04)
The Hierophant says “Me love you long time!” with a slight accent. (2016-12-20 17:04)
The Hierophant says “Me give you every ting you want!” with a slight accent. (2016-12-20 17:05)
The Hierophant swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-20 17:37)
The Hierophant swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-20 17:37)
The Hierophant swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-20 17:37)
The Hierophant shakes off the spirit. "cancel that. i dont want your autograph, white trash." (2016-12-20 17:38)
Victor swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-20 20:16)
Victor swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-20 20:16)
Victor says “Merry Christmas, one and all!” with a slight accent. (2016-12-20 20:16)
Victor starts acting very strangely. (2016-12-20 20:20)
(2016-12-20 20:41) lacuna performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
nine kills the chief elf with a heavy sword. (2016-12-20 22:47)
nine kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2016-12-20 22:48)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “White Trash?!! I'm one-seventeenth Lacoda Sioux!” (2016-12-20 22:52)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds stares at the whiskey sour someone handed him and rasps, "Do you realize you just gave firewater to an Indian?" (2016-12-20 22:53)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills The Hierophant with a knife. (2016-12-20 23:06)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I had to drink some fungi juice! mouse's macho head games has me using up all my AP on elf killin'!” (2016-12-20 23:07)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I'm gonna be sick now.” (2016-12-20 23:08)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds vomits. (2016-12-20 23:08)
Baron Munchhausen says “Really Santa? Bullets? Have you run out of those nifty swords? This is what I get for walking all this way?” (2016-12-20 23:33)
Baron Munchhausen kills the elf with a pistol. (2016-12-20 23:34)
Baron Munchhausen says “Maybe I'll give them to your elves...” (2016-12-20 23:34)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Give the Baron a sword, you big tub of guts!” (2016-12-20 23:35)
Baron Munchhausen kills the chief elf with a pistol. (2016-12-20 23:35)
Baron Munchhausen kills the elf with a pistol. (2016-12-20 23:36)
Baron Munchhausen drops his trousers and moons Santa on his way out (2016-12-20 23:36)
Jean Lafitte swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-20 23:54)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2016-12-21 00:16)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2016-12-21 00:16)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2016-12-21 00:41)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2016-12-21 00:42)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “mouse, you elf ethnic clensing sack of sick. I'm poisoned with the fungi! ” (2016-12-21 01:03)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds vomits all over mouse's shoes. (2016-12-21 01:04)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Any body got a breath mint? Some gum?” (2016-12-21 01:06)
[lots of spirit wailing]
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds projectile vomits all over the grotto and it's inhabitants. Santa, his beard horribly gunked, looks on with disgust. (2016-12-21 01:10)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Shut up Hierophant. I already don't feel good.” with a slight accent. (2016-12-21 01:11)
« Last Edit: December 21, 2016, 01:14:41 AM by Dani » Logged

That reminds me of my old PKing mentality, I just thought of people as trees in need of maintenance.
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2016, 09:01:30 PM »

This is from Dani al-Ghazali's POV.

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(2016-12-21 01:33) You step inside.
(2016-12-21 01:33) Santa says, "You've been quite naughty this year!"
(2016-12-21 01:33) Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas! I don't have a toy train so go and buy yourself something nice from your trader instead."
(2016-12-21 01:33) Santa gives you 15 gold coins and a banana.
(2016-12-21 02:43) Victor says “Gah. Another year, another crab.
(2016-12-21 03:05) mouse says “So what determines if you're naughty or nice?”
(2016-12-21 03:08) mouse says “I killed some folks during a contest one year but Santa still gave me a sword. I'm afraid I don't understand his algorithm.”
(2016-12-21 03:08) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-21 03:09) mouse kills the elf with a wooden club.
(2016-12-21 04:17) mouse says “Thanks for the heals Koyla.”
(2016-12-21 04:58) Noahsan says “Somewhat good huh? I guess that is fair enough.”
(2016-12-21 04:59) Noahsan says “3 cheers for the holidays!”
(2016-12-21 04:59) Noahsan takes a swig of beer
(2016-12-21 05:25) Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “A crab! Seventh year in a row!!”
(2016-12-21 10:24) andu kills the chief elf with a knife.
(2016-12-21 11:15) tenebrae kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-21 11:18) tenebrae kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-21 11:37) Edward England says “Good morning Yves, merry :palm:ing Christmas to you!”
(2016-12-21 11:38) Edward England says “I took out Santa and the Hierophant took exception to it, Burt dealt with him, so thanks Burt!”
(2016-12-21 11:39) Edward England says “Morning Gorry, you old sea-dog!”
(2016-12-21 11:40) Edward England says “Morning Admiral B.!”
(2016-12-21 12:51) Edward England says “Hey Dan, your brother is over there! He was only just telling me outside how he was out to get you!”
(2016-12-21 13:31) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn. X5
(2016-12-21 14:10) andu kills the elf with a blowpipe.
(2016-12-21 14:30) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “The hierophant was talking nuts!”
(2016-12-21 15:18) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a machete.
(2016-12-21 15:19) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-21 17:01) mouse kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-21 17:01) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-21 18:58) Scaramouche says “Ah! The Christmas Buffet has been set out for me. How thoughful.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-21 18:58) Scaramouche holds up a knife and fork
(2016-12-21 18:58) Scaramouche says “Where to begin? It all looks so tasty!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-21 18:59) Scaramouche kills nine with a wooden club.
(2016-12-21 18:59) Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of nine and begins eating! X3
(2016-12-21 19:00) Scaramouche says “Next!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-21 19:02) Scaramouche kills azuma with a wooden club.
(2016-12-21 19:03) Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of azuma and begins eating! X3
(2016-12-21 19:03) Scaramouche pats his full belly
(2016-12-21 19:07) Scaramouche says “I couldn't possibly eat another bite. Well I could, but then who would the other cannibals I invited here eat? I don't want to seem greedy. It's Christmas after all. Santa might give me a crabs.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-21 19:08) Scaramouche says “Which is a horrifying thought in itself. Keep that sweaty fat man away from me. He stinks. And I don't like the looks he's giving me.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-21 19:09) Scaramouche says “I thank you all for a fine holiday meal. There was no pie, sadly. Other than that it was perfect. HO HO HO!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-21 19:10) Scaramouche does a bit of the Fandango as he exits the grotto
(2016-12-21 19:57) sminky says “Scaramouche, err, fell over on my heavy sword about twenty or thirty times. Nasty business. He should be much more careful when fandangoing.” with a slight accent.
Dagger Dan Scavvy glares at his half brother menacingly. (2016-12-21 21:20)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger. (2016-12-21 21:21)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2016-12-21 21:23)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Listen up! My last unbroken heavy sword is up for grabs! Whoever gives me the most gold coins gets this Hattori Hanzo masterpiece rescued from a York swamp!” (2016-12-21 21:38)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “The slicer/dicer will be awarded on Christmas morn! Good luck to you all. Doubloons only. No French Francs, English pounds, kronkites, or Trump-bucks (USA)! Now, make it rain!” (2016-12-21 21:44)
Edward England says “How does that grab ya, Burt? Don't say how much it was.” (2016-12-21 21:52)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I won't ... but it was a lot! Shoot, I was holding one back! Now because of Ed England's ballsy "Texas holdem" style bidding, it's up to two heavy swords!” (2016-12-21 22:11)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Now as English Bob said in "The Unfirgiven, "I'll be at the mercy of my enemies"! But I don't care. I still have some daggers! ” (2016-12-21 22:12)
lacuna performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit. (2016-12-21 23:03)
lacuna performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2016-12-21 23:04)
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-21 23:36) X7
lacuna says “Uh-huh.” with a slight accent. (2016-12-21 23:46)
lacuna performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2016-12-21 23:46)
mouse kills the elf with a knife. (2016-12-22 02:09)
mouse kills the elf with a wooden club. (2016-12-22 02:13)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine kills Khal Athrokhar with a wooden club. (2016-12-22 02:27)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine kills lacuna with a knife. (2016-12-22 02:31)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine kills schwerve with a pistol. (2016-12-22 02:32)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “Sorry people. Don't mind me. Just settling some old scores.” (2016-12-22 02:33)
The spectral figure of Khal Athrokhar pees spectral urine over Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine. "Still sore about that, chiftik?" (2016-12-22 02:34)
Mr Scavvy says “SCAVVY PUMPKIN JUICE FOR ALL” (2016-12-22 02:36)
Mr Scavvy gives you a bottle of pumpkin juice. (2016-12-22 02:36)
Mr Scavvy says “Scavvy Pumpkin Juice is the best juice there is. It prevents the dreaded scurvy, cures dyspepsia, eases constipation and it tastes great.” (2016-12-22 02:51)
Mr Scavvy says “You should all drink Scavvy Pumnpkin Juice every day. It would make you happier and healthier.” (2016-12-22 02:52)
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword. (2016-12-22 02:55)
(2016-12-22 04:27) Gorry Louis says “thank 'ee fer yon juice o' pumpkin, me scavvy.”
(2016-12-22 04:39) Noahsan says “Soo much violence here. Have fun with that gents”
(2016-12-22 05:36) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-22 05:37) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-22 05:40) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Help me! By Dom Deluise's beard! Heal burt up!”
(2016-12-22 05:44) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Gorry Louis, I think I might miss you most of all.”
(2016-12-22 05:47) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds watches as Miriam sighs, "I think Gorry Louis isall that and a bag of chips! How about bumping uglies?
(2016-12-22 07:23) Death's Pale Horse says “Heys, Two Eyes of a Hawk and the Neil Tathers! I love you guys! I am number one fans!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-22 07:24) Death's Pale Horse says “And hey, the Terrible Eds Richards! What happened to your hairs, man? Theys are so messy!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-22 07:26) Death's Pale Horse says “Well, to be to the point of the story, I am heres to kill the elf men, they are so tiny maybes I will miss with my big blowpipe!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-22 07:27) Death's Pale Horse swings about his blowpipe. It whistles. "Pretty big eh? You thinks it would be scary, but no, it has many fans
Edward England says “I only require one sword from the legendary Burt Reynolds! ” (2016-12-22 09:04)
Edward England says “I would display it for all to see!” (2016-12-22 09:04)
Edward England says “Look this sword hath been within the grasp of the legendary Burt Reynolds!” (2016-12-22 09:05)
Edward England says “It's a pity you're not a pirate otherwise I'd have given you a few of my pistols for defense purposes only.” (2016-12-22 09:08)
You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn. (2016-12-22 09:16) X3
« Last Edit: December 22, 2016, 10:06:49 AM by Dani » Logged

That reminds me of my old PKing mentality, I just thought of people as trees in need of maintenance.
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2016, 05:39:33 AM »

Ah, festive fun and games  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2016, 03:47:50 AM »


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(2016-12-22 16:19) Neil Tathers says “This is one hell of a gathering.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-22 16:19) Neil Tathers says “My favorite time is when it all goes to .” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-22 16:19) Neil Tathers says “TAD! You were my pick for that assassin contest I held awhile back.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-22 17:51) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-22 17:51) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-22 17:54) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “How I hate being pummeled by those tiny small fists!”
(2016-12-22 18:09) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-22 18:09) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-22 18:39) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-22 18:40) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-22 19:00) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I'm down to one swu-ord! My recent highest bid is 20 large! Whoever beats 20 dubloons by Chistmas morn gets it! This is a regular crummy Derby sword.”
(2016-12-22 19:01) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I fished it from the Derby muck in late 5687. An aligator winked at me.”
(2016-12-22 19:07) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Of course Derby was a meteor scarred wasteland by then. All that was left was The MISFIT bar, the caves, and shargles. Lots of shargles.”
(2016-12-22 20:24) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a machete.
(2016-12-22 20:25) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-22 20:36) Gentleman Jim Parnell says “I saw a Dalek outside and killed it. Dratted things. I'll never forgive The Doctor for leaving these things about. ”
(2016-12-22 20:37) sminky kills Santa with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-22 20:54) Edward England kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-22 20:55) nine kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-22 20:55) nine kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 00:21) mouse kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-23 00:21) mouse kills the elf with a wooden club.
(2016-12-23 00:39) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 00:59) Josephine kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 01:00) Josephine kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 01:09) Death's Pale Horse kills the elf with a blowpipe.
(2016-12-23 01:10) Death's Pale Horse kills the elf with a blowpipe.
(2016-12-23 01:10) Death's Pale Horse kills the chief elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-23 01:11) Death's Pale Horse says “Threes in a rows! Huzzahs for mine!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 02:54) Esrays kills Tad Allagash with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 02:54) Esrays carves pieces off the body of Tad Allagash and begins eating! X3
(2016-12-23 02:54) Esrays kills Vieux with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 02:55) Esrays carves pieces off the body of Vieux and begins eating! X3
(2016-12-23 02:55) Esrays kills Edward England with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 02:55) Esrays carves pieces off the body of Edward England and begins eating! X3
(2016-12-23 02:56) Esrays kills Gentleman Jim Parnell with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 02:56) Esrays carves pieces off the body of Gentleman Jim Parnell and begins eating! X3
(2016-12-23 02:56) Esrays kills TheDreadThespian burt reynolds with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 02:56) Esrays carves pieces off the body of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds and begins eating! X3
(2016-12-23 02:57) Esrays kills Terrible Ed Rickets with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 02:57) Esrays carves pieces off the body of Terrible Ed Rickets and begins eating! X3
(2016-12-23 02:57) Esrays kills Yves Montand with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 02:57) Esrays carves pieces off the body of Yves Montand and begins eating! X3
(2016-12-23 02:58) Esrays kills Dagger Dan Scavvy with a wooden club.
(2016-12-23 02:58) Esrays carves pieces off the body of Dagger Dan Scavvy and begins eating! X3
(2016-12-23 02:58) Esrays says “Merry Christmas everyone!!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 02:59) Esrays says “You should not kill Santa, some of us want presents.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 02:59) Esrays says “But hey, this has been the best Christmas dinner ever!!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 02:59) Esrays says “Sorry I don't stay, but I gotta go drink something now.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 03:39) Eustace Scrubb collects the head of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds.
(2016-12-23 03:39) Eustace Scrubb collects the head of Yves Montand.
(2016-12-23 03:39) Eustace Scrubb collects the head of Edward England.
(2016-12-23 03:39) Eustace Scrubb collects the head of Dagger Dan Scavvy.
(2016-12-23 03:40) Eustace Scrubb collects the head of Gentleman Jim Parnell.
(2016-12-23 03:40) Eustace Scrubb collects the head of Tad Allagash.
(2016-12-23 03:40) Eustace Scrubb collects the head of Vieux.
(2016-12-23 03:40) Eustace Scrubb collects the head of Terrible Ed Rickets.
(2016-12-23 03:42) Eustace Scrubb grins. "I didn't get much loot this christmas but all the skulls make up for it."
(2016-12-23 03:43) Eustace Scrubb says “If anyone has more skulls I'll trade two bottles of fungi juice apiece for them.” with a slight accent.
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2016, 08:32:05 AM »

Thank you for preserving this. Reflecting on my unimportant life, Shartak is one of the few communities I felt strongly enough to want to archive some part of. This is a good example of what's worth keeping.
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2016, 09:53:29 AM »

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(2016-12-23 04:18) The ghostly voice of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Son of a !!”
(2016-12-23 04:19) Dani al-Ghazali starts acting very strangely.
(2016-12-23 04:19) You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say “Son of a !!”
(2016-12-23 04:25) You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say “By the moons of Motar. By the suns of Gorlan! By Jerry Reed's trucker's hat! By Loni Anderson's boobs -- I shall be avenged!”
(2016-12-23 04:27) The ghostly voice of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Esrays, you crazy fire breathin' .”
(2016-12-23 04:36) Ford Maddox Ford kills Gorry Louis with a knife.
(2016-12-23 06:26) The chief elf kills woodrow guthrie
(2016-12-23 09:26) The ghostly voice of Edward England says “Nobody touches the Legendary Burt Reynolds and gets away with it!”
(2016-12-23 09:26) The ghostly voice of Edward England says “Burt, I will take your sword and I will avenge you!”
(2016-12-23 10:05) zevna says “What am I supposed to do with a gem? Why don't you give me a bucket full of absinthe?” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 10:05) zevna says “Dirty old fatso.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 12:17) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 12:17) mouse kills the elf with a wooden club.
(2016-12-23 13:52) Neil Tathers says “I love how mouse keeps killing the help.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 13:52) Neil Tathers kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 14:50) mouse kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-23 14:51) mouse kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-23 15:06) mouse says “Just trying to get my 100 elf kills, and gain some easy XP, without having to hunt down animals. Besides this is a fun place to hang out.”
(2016-12-23 16:25) Jack Cudgel says “Happy The Holidays, you lot!”
(2016-12-23 16:25) Jack Cudgel says “And to you nekkid savages as well.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 16:25) Jack Cudgel says “Harrr!”
(2016-12-23 16:39) Jack Cudgel says “
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2016, 09:56:31 AM »

Jack Cudgel used some kind of christmas-y symbols that kept breaking the post, so I've edited them out.

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(2016-12-23 17:15) Pullmytotem chants, focusing negative energies at the spirit.
(2016-12-23 17:15) You hear Dagger Dan Scavvy let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 17:16) Pullmytotem chants, focusing negative energies at the spirit.
(2016-12-23 17:16) You hear Dagger Dan Scavvy let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 18:37) The ghostly voice of Tad Allagash says “Imma go haunt that nanana.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 18:44) Kip says “Well, Santa, this was not worth the trip.”
(2016-12-23 19:55) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 20:02) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 20:02) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 20:02) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 20:02) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-23 20:02) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-23 20:02) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 20:02) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 20:02) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-23 20:02) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 20:03) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 20:03) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:31) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:31) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:31) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:31) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:31) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:31) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:31) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-23 21:31) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:32) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:32) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:32) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:32) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:32) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:32) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:32) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:33) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:33) You hear Terrible Ed Rickets let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:33) Jack Cudgel swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-23 21:34) Jack Cudgel swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-23 21:35) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you, and lose 2 HP from fear.
(2016-12-23 21:35) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:35) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:35) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:36) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:36) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you, and lose 2 HP from fear.
(2016-12-23 21:36) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you, and lose 2 HP from fear.
(2016-12-23 21:36) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you, and lose 2 HP from fear.
(2016-12-23 21:36) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:36) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:36) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you.
(2016-12-23 21:36) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you, and lose 2 HP from fear.
(2016-12-23 21:36) You hear Johnny Mac Brown let out a shocking shriek coming from all around you, and lose 2 HP from fear.
(2016-12-23 21:40) Leaky Bocks starts acting very strangely.
(2016-12-23 21:40) Leaky Bocks kills mouse with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-23 22:35) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 22:37) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:00) Neil Tathers says “I call this, "Ode to christmas!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 23:00) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:00) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:00) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:00) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:01) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:01) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:01) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:01) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:01) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:01) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:01) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:01) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:01) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:01) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:02) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:02) Neil Tathers says “That was fun, lots of XP. Feel free to kill me and have fun with this!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-23 23:09) nosher powell kills Neil Tathers with a knife.
(2016-12-23 23:09) Neil Tathers drops a conch shell as they fall to the ground dead.
(2016-12-23 23:10) nosher powell kills lacuna with a knife.
(2016-12-23 23:11) You hear the echoing of a conch shell horn.
(2016-12-23 23:42) Jack Cudgel swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-23 23:42) Jack Cudgel swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-23 23:50) doctor buzzard says “I've been quite good?! You flatter me Santa!” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-24 00:04) nine performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 2 spirits.
(2016-12-24 00:04) nine performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit.
(2016-12-24 00:04) nine performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit.
(2016-12-24 00:12) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-24 06:45) Jack Cudgel swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-24 09:16) andu kills the chief elf with a knife.
(2016-12-24 09:17) andu kills the elf with a machete.
(2016-12-24 09:19) andu kills Santa with a machete.
(2016-12-24 09:19) andu kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-24 09:20) andu says “Merry bloody christmas everyone!” with a slight accent.
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« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2016, 06:38:47 PM »

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2016-12-24 18:55) The chief elf kills spooge
(2016-12-24 18:55) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-24 18:55) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-24 19:08) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-24 19:08) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-24 19:08) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-24 19:08) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-24 19:08) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-24 19:08) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-24 19:08) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-24 19:08) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-24 19:56) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-24 21:20) Jack Cudgel swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-24 21:35) Gidian Zedbane uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
(2016-12-24 21:35) Gidian Zedbane uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
(2016-12-24 22:53) Edward England swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-24 22:57) Edward England says “Schmoo!”
(2016-12-24 22:59) Edward England says “Irene, how the devil are you?”
(2016-12-24 23:00) Edward England says “Still talking the hind leg off donkey?”
(2016-12-24 23:47) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-25 04:53) doctor buzzard performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-25 05:30) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-25 05:30) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-25 05:30) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-25 05:30) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-25 05:39) schwerve performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit.
(2016-12-25 05:39) schwerve performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-25 05:40) schwerve performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-25 13:31) Baynes kills the chief elf with a knife.
(2016-12-25 14:34) Dick Deadeye kills the chief elf with a knife.
(2016-12-25 15:05) Krug says “KRUG WANT MEAT NOT COIN” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 15:06) Krug says “KRUG HUNGRY. KRUG EAT” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 15:09) Krug kills Jack Cudgel with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-25 15:09) Krug carves pieces off the body of Jack Cudgel and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:09) Krug carves pieces off the body of Jack Cudgel and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:09) Krug carves pieces off the body of Jack Cudgel and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:09) Krug says “KRUG STILL HUNGRY” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 15:11) Krug attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You die.
(2016-12-25 15:12) Krug carves pieces off the body of Dani al-Ghazali and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:12) Krug carves pieces off the body of Dani al-Ghazali and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:12) Krug carves pieces off the body of Dani al-Ghazali and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:12) Krug says “KRUG STILL HUNGRY” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 15:14) Krug kills Edward England with a knife.
(2016-12-25 15:15) Krug carves pieces off the body of Edward England and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:15) Krug carves pieces off the body of Edward England and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:15) Krug carves pieces off the body of Edward England and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:15) Krug says “KRUG STILL HUNGRY” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 15:16) Krug says “KRUG SO VERY HUNGRY” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 15:18) Krug kills Johnny Bollocks with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-25 15:18) Krug carves pieces off the body of Johnny Bollocks and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:18) Krug carves pieces off the body of Johnny Bollocks and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:18) Krug carves pieces off the body of Johnny Bollocks and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:19) Krug says “KRUG WANT MORE” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 15:22) Krug kills Lady of Spain with a knife.
(2016-12-25 15:22) Krug carves pieces off the body of Lady of Spain and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:22) Krug carves pieces off the body of Lady of Spain and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:23) Krug carves pieces off the body of Lady of Spain and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:23) Krug says “KRUG CAN EAT MORE” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 15:25) Krug kills Ford Maddox Ford with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-25 15:26) Krug carves pieces off the body of Ford Maddox Ford and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:26) Krug carves pieces off the body of Ford Maddox Ford and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:26) Krug carves pieces off the body of Ford Maddox Ford and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:27) Krug says “Fat Red Saint has made mighty feast. Much meat. Much meat for Krug.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 15:30) Krug kills Zombie Pudge McCreedy with a knife.
(2016-12-25 15:30) Krug carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:30) Krug carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:30) Krug carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating!
(2016-12-25 15:31) Krug says “KRUG CAN FIT MORE IN” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 15:35) Krug says “Krug not feel so good. Krug taste bad fungi juice. Rest with Krug meat and Krug can eat meat for breakfast.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-25 16:11) Chilly The Elf WhoCannotLove says “Merry Christmas fat asses!!! Now to get my gift ...”
(2016-12-25 16:13) Chilly The Elf WhoCannotLove says “10 gold coins and ten bullets? Dammit Santa, first you take off and leave me at the North Pole so that I have to hitch rides from polar bears, now this! ”
(2016-12-25 16:14) Chilly The Elf WhoCannotLove says “Kill him somebody, kill him!!!”
(2016-12-25 16:15) Chilly The Elf WhoCannotLove shrieks as the chief elf grabs him and spins him around in the air. "Ghhhhhaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"
(2016-12-25 16:24) Kipp turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2016-12-25 16:27) Josephine starts acting very strangely.
(2016-12-25 16:27) Josephine says “Oh no. Sorry Kipp! I'm after Krug!”
(2016-12-25 16:28) doctor buzzard turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2016-12-25 16:29) The ghostly voice of Ford Maddox Ford says “Sorry Doctor Buzzard!”
(2016-12-25 16:29) Josephine turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2016-12-25 16:31) Big Mike Bannock starts acting very strangely.
(2016-12-25 16:31) Big Mike Bannock says “Josey! No! Dam u Krug! Now I've killed my sweet sweet pooh bear!! ”
(2016-12-25 16:52) Barber Surgeon O'Neil kills the elf with a shovel.
(2016-12-26 00:52) Josephine returns to normal after a spell of acting strangely.
(2016-12-26 01:26) mouse kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-26 01:26) mouse kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-26 01:26) fluffhead says “who wants a heavy sword?”
(2016-12-26 01:29) mouse says “I do!”
(2016-12-26 04:59) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 04:59) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 05:00) mouse says “Thanks Fluffhead! I'll Put it to good use.”
(2016-12-26 10:09) moonglow turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2016-12-26 10:10) The ghostly voice of Edward England says “Wailing in here is a licence to print XP!”
(2016-12-26 12:28) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 12:29) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 12:38) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 12:38) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 13:29) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 13:30) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 14:00) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 14:01) mouse kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-26 15:48) Krug says “KRUG HUNGRY FOR BREAKFAST” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-26 15:51) Krug kills Sara with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 15:51) Krug carves pieces off the body of Sara and begins eating!
(2016-12-26 15:51) Krug carves pieces off the body of Sara and begins eating!
(2016-12-26 15:51) Krug carves pieces off the body of Sara and begins eating!
(2016-12-26 15:57) Sara kills Krug with an axe.
(2016-12-26 16:42) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 17:20) schwerve performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 2 spirits outside and away from here.
(2016-12-26 17:21) schwerve performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-26 18:26) mouse kills the elf with a wooden club.
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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2016, 06:51:39 AM »

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(2016-12-26 19:07) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 19:21) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-26 19:21) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-26 19:21) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-26 19:21) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-26 19:21) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-26 19:21) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-26 19:21) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-26 19:21) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-26 19:21) violet silence turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2016-12-26 20:20) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-26 22:16) nine performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-26 22:16) nine performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-26 22:21) mouse kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-26 22:22) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 23:17) mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-26 23:37) Eustace Scrubb says “I still have 40 gourds of fungi juice for anyone who wants them.” with a slight accent.
(2016-12-27 00:44) Quarrel kills mouse with a cutlass.
(2016-12-27 00:47) Quarrel kills Baynes with a blunt dagger.
(2016-12-27 01:30) Victor says “Happy Boxing Day!”
(2016-12-27 02:02) Quarrel says “Oh boy.”
(2016-12-27 02:04) Grabass McFlintlock goes around giving everyone a Christmas goose.
(2016-12-27 02:15) You drink a bottle of tasty berry juice and feel better.
(2016-12-27 02:15) You eat a bunch of tasty berries and feel better.
(2016-12-27 02:15) You eat a bunch of tasty berries and feel better.
(2016-12-27 02:16) Eustace Scrubb collects the head of Baynes.
(2016-12-27 02:16) Eustace Scrubb collects the head of mouse.
(2016-12-27 02:26) Grabass McFlintlock says “Lady o' Spain, show me yer goods! Ya lily livered bilge rat!”
(2016-12-27 02:39) Grabass McFlintlock says “I be gonna grab yer bottom until 'tis blue as a well diggers ye know what! Ya swabbie!”
(2016-12-27 04:38) Lady of Spain unzips her blouse tantalizingly, revealing...more than four dozen loaded rifles. "Eyes to yourself, senor," she says coolly.
(2016-12-27 10:06) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 10:06) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 10:06) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 10:06) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 10:07) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 10:07) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 11:57) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 12:26) Grady says “Great party isn't it?”
(2016-12-27 12:28) Grady swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-27 18:02) Tad Allagash gives you 1 gold coin.
(2016-12-27 18:03) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 18:03) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 18:03) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 18:03) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 18:06) Tad Allagash performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-27 19:01) Tad Allagash performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-27 20:44) Grabass McFlintlock swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-27 20:44) Grabass McFlintlock swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-27 20:44) Grabass McFlintlock swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-27 20:46) Grabass McFlintlock grabs Santa's .
(2016-12-27 21:35) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 21:35) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-27 21:46) You swing the jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-27 21:46) The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 1 spirits.
(2016-12-27 22:15) nine performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit.
(2016-12-27 22:15) nine chants, focusing negative energies at the spirit.
(2016-12-27 22:15) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-27 22:15) nine performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-28 00:29) Grady uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health.
(2016-12-28 00:57) The chief elf kills Grady
(2016-12-28 01:16) Lieutenant Colonel aaron burr says “Well !”
(2016-12-28 01:19) Lieutenant Colonel aaron burr says “I have to leave homosexuals! I might be back later.”
(2016-12-28 01:29) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-28 01:31) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-28 01:50) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-28 01:50) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-28 02:59) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-28 03:00) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-28 04:30) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-28 04:31) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-28 04:31) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-28 04:31) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-28 04:31) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-28 04:31) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-28 04:31) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-28 04:31) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2016, 01:35:29 AM »

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(2016-12-28 07:59) woodrow guthrie kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-28 10:00) nine performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-28 20:14) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a machete.
(2016-12-28 20:19) Chilly The Elf WhoCannotLove says “Vieux called me a halfling! Is that racists?”
(2016-12-28 20:21) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-28 22:19) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-28 22:28) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-28 22:30) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Keebler® Elves. Mean as hell! But they make such good cookies.”
(2016-12-28 22:39) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-28 22:41) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a heavy sword.
(2016-12-28 23:46) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 00:09) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger.
(2016-12-29 00:51) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 00:51) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 00:51) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-29 00:52) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 00:52) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-29 00:52) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 00:52) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 00:52) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 00:52) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 00:52) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 00:52) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-29 01:18) Derek Sommersby swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-29 01:19) Derek Sommersby says “Welcome to this episode of The Ghost Whisperer!”
(2016-12-29 01:20) Derek Sommersby swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-29 01:20) Derek Sommersby swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-29 01:20) Derek Sommersby swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2016, 03:52:22 PM »

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(2016-12-29 01:53) Big Mike Bannock says “Strange. My monitor looks like an old CGA screen. In here I only see light brown. But my other 2 characters are normal. Is this a Russian hacking virus? Will it go away?”
(2016-12-29 02:02) Long John Thomas kills the chief elf with a pistol.
(2016-12-29 02:03) Long John Thomas kills the elf with a knife.
(2016-12-29 02:15) Last Laugh kills the chief elf with a machete.
(2016-12-29 02:16) Last Laugh kills the elf with a machete.
(2016-12-29 04:33) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 04:33) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 04:33) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-29 04:33) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-29 04:33) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 04:33) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-29 04:33) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 04:33) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 04:33) TheBloodyGhost o scurvy sam turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2016-12-29 04:33) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 04:33) You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 09:05) The elf kills Last Laugh
(2016-12-29 10:20) The ghostly voice of Edward England says “Woot!”
(2016-12-29 10:20) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-29 10:20) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 10:21) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 10:21) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 10:21) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 10:52) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-29 10:53) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 10:53) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 10:53) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 13:41) Victor swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
(2016-12-29 13:41) Victor says “This looks like a suspicious group of jackanapes! I like it.”
(2016-12-29 14:23) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 14:23) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-29 14:23) You hear mouse let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2016-12-29 14:24) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2016-12-29 14:36) Tad Allagash performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-29 14:36) Tad Allagash performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
(2016-12-29 14:58) Dalek starts acting very strangely.
(2016-12-29 14:58) Dalek says “Exterminate me! Exterminate me!”
(2016-12-29 15:01) Dalek says “Come on, or I'll destroy you all!”
You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-29 16:22)
You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-29 16:22)
You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-29 16:23)
nine performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit. (2016-12-29 16:52)
nine performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit. (2016-12-29 16:52)
nine chants, focusing negative energies at the spirits. (2016-12-29 16:52)
You hear Ford Maddox Ford let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-29 16:52)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2016-12-29 16:52)
You hear TheBloodyGhost o scurvy sam let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2016-12-29 16:52)
You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2016-12-29 16:52)
nine performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 2 spirits outside and away from here. (2016-12-29 16:52)
nine performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2016-12-29 16:52)
nine performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2016-12-29 16:53)
Dalek says “BAD SANTA. IS THIS BULLET FOR YOURSELF?” (2016-12-29 17:01)
azuma kills Dalek with a heavy sword. (2016-12-29 17:56)
The parrot on Dalek's shoulder flies away. (2016-12-29 17:56)
Victor swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-29 18:11)
Tad Allagash says “You've been very naughty, Victor. Stay out of Wiksik, you bum.” (2016-12-29 20:09)
Tad Allagash kills Victor with a wooden club. (2016-12-29 20:09)
Tad Allagash says “You freaks are OK. One day I'll snap and kill you all, but not today. Happy new year!” with a slight accent. (2016-12-29 20:16)
You hear Dalek let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-29 21:18)
You hear Dalek let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-29 21:18)
You hear Dalek let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-29 21:18)
You hear Dalek let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-29 21:19)
You hear Dalek let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-29 21:19)
You hear Dalek let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-29 21:19)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-30 00:29)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-30 00:29)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-30 00:29)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-30 00:29)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-12-30 00:29)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger. (2016-12-30 00:31)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger. (2016-12-30 00:32)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger. (2016-12-30 00:38)
Santa kills Quarrel (2016-12-30 00:39)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds kills the elf with a dagger. (2016-12-30 00:40)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Ha!!! I am an elf killing gargoyle!” (2016-12-30 00:41)
Dick Deadeye kills the chief elf with a pistol. (2016-12-30 01:28)
Dick Deadeye kills the elf with a pistol. (2016-12-30 01:29)
Dick Deadeye kills the elf with a pistol. (2016-12-30 01:29)
Dick Deadeye kills Santa with a pistol. (2016-12-30 01:31)
TheManWhoSoldDeath kills the elf with a knife. (2016-12-30 01:49)
Scotty Damnation says “Dammit Santa! Wakey wakey, hands off snakey! I want a gift!” (2016-12-30 02:32)
Scotty Damnation kills Dick Deadeye with a pistol. (2016-12-30 02:33)
Scotty Damnation says “I hates pirates! Except for me.” (2016-12-30 02:35)
Scotty Damnation says “Your turn Grabass!” (2016-12-30 02:36)
Scotty Damnation says “Skibby bibbities! I'm out of AP. No hard feelings Grip-Ass McClutchButt!” (2016-12-30 02:39)
Scotty Damnation says “Dammit, how long will Ol' Saint Nick be dead?” (2016-12-30 02:42)
Scotty Damnation says “:palm:!” (2016-12-30 02:43)
Chilly The Elf WhoCannotLove seeing his cruel master dead, charges the Chief Elf. "Yaaaaaaaa!!!!" (2016-12-30 03:01)
Chilly The Elf WhoCannotLove kills the chief elf with a dagger. (2016-12-30 03:04)
Chilly The Elf WhoCannotLove says “Finally. I gave up 5 feet and 700 pounds in that fight! It would have been easier to kill The Rock! Much easier.” (2016-12-30 03:05)
schwerve performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit. (2016-12-30 03:13)
schwerve performs a successful invocation ritual and summons 1 spirit. (2016-12-30 03:13)
schwerve performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2016-12-30 03:14)
schwerve performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2016-12-30 03:14)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-30 04:09)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-30 04:09)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-30 04:09)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2016-12-30 04:09)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-30 04:09)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-30 04:09)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-30 04:09)
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-12-30 04:09)
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2016, 02:20:42 PM »

So, Tad Allagash decided to kill Victor in the Grotto. Very unsporting, I should think. Also, Victor had rather a lot of XP to burn, so...

(2016-12-30 14:05) You let out a banshee wail causing very slight damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:05) the axman turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:06) You let out a banshee wail causing some damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:06) Ernest Hemingway turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:06) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and two people die of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:06) TheManWhoSoldDeath turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2016-12-30 14:06) Derek Sommersby turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:06) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:06) lacuna turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:07) You let out a banshee wail causing very slight damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:07) tenebrae turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:07) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:07) Josephine turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:07) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:07) violet silence turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:07) You let out a banshee wail but life carries on as normal, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:07) nightshade889 turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:07) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:07) Grabass McFlintlock turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:08) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:08) nine turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:08) You let out a banshee wail causing some damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:08) Dani al-Ghazali turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:08) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and two people die of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:08) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2016-12-30 14:08) Eustace Scrubb turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:08) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:08) Khal Athrokhar turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:09) You say “Ah, so that's what I was saving up all that XP for. Happy New Year, all!”

(2016-12-30 14:14) You let out a banshee wail causing lots of damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:14) Scotty Damnation turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:15) You let out a banshee wail causing a fair bit of damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:15) Long John Thomas turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:15) You let out a banshee wail causing critical amounts of damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:15) Alcohol Poisoning turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:16) You say “Sorry to my friends here, but if we're being honest, I kinda always wanted to do that...”
(2016-12-30 14:16) You say “And really, I do hope everyone's 2017 is a lucky and healthy one. Be good to each other, fellow Shartak addicts.”
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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2016, 04:46:22 PM »

Well done Victor!
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2017, 05:25:10 AM »

This is going to be my last recording, I think. Party's wound down for the year.

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(2017-01-01 07:27) GruffButLovable Old Gus says “40 gold coins and a parrot feather charm! Awesome sauce!”
(2017-01-01 09:43) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2017-01-01 09:43) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2017-01-01 09:43) You hear Edward England let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2017-01-01 12:46) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2017-01-01 12:46) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2017-01-01 12:46) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2017-01-01 12:46) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2017-01-01 12:46) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2017-01-01 13:40) Victor swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
(2017-01-01 13:41) Victor says “Oh sure, now everybody's doing it Wink
(2017-01-01 18:04) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2017-01-01 18:04) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2017-01-01 19:47) Victor swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2017-01-01 19:48) Victor uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
(2017-01-01 23:48) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2017-01-01 23:48) You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
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« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2017, 08:40:29 AM »

So, Tad Allagash decided to kill Victor in the Grotto. Very unsporting, I should think. Also, Victor had rather a lot of XP to burn, so...

(2016-12-30 14:05) You let out a banshee wail causing very slight damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:05) the axman turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:06) You let out a banshee wail causing some damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:06) Ernest Hemingway turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:06) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and two people die of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:06) TheManWhoSoldDeath turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2016-12-30 14:06) Derek Sommersby turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:06) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:06) lacuna turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:07) You let out a banshee wail causing very slight damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:07) tenebrae turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:07) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:07) Josephine turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:07) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:07) violet silence turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:07) You let out a banshee wail but life carries on as normal, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:07) nightshade889 turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:07) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:07) Grabass McFlintlock turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:08) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:08) nine turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:08) You let out a banshee wail causing some damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:08) Dani al-Ghazali turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:08) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and two people die of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:08) TheDreadThespian burt reynolds turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.
(2016-12-30 14:08) Eustace Scrubb turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:08) You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:08) Khal Athrokhar turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:09) You say “Ah, so that's what I was saving up all that XP for. Happy New Year, all!”

(2016-12-30 14:14) You let out a banshee wail causing lots of damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:14) Scotty Damnation turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:15) You let out a banshee wail causing a fair bit of damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:15) Long John Thomas turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:15) You let out a banshee wail causing critical amounts of damage, and one person dies of fright.
(2016-12-30 14:15) Alcohol Poisoning turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead.

(2016-12-30 14:16) You say “Sorry to my friends here, but if we're being honest, I kinda always wanted to do that...”
(2016-12-30 14:16) You say “And really, I do hope everyone's 2017 is a lucky and healthy one. Be good to each other, fellow Shartak addicts.”

That was very funny. Eighteen!
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