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« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2016, 10:43:34 PM »

Mouse and I are on the eastern ledge hiding from shargles. And, curiously, a wild boar.

Tathers, ye pouty faced bronzing gel slatherin' gorgon, ye be about as good at givin' directions as th' late Mrs. Terrible Ed Rickets -- all six o' them!!!

Tathers: "I be a pouty faced girly an' be comin' clockwise around th' mountain an' mice an' me be on th' eastern edge! A gps? Nay gps! t'would make me britches too bulgy!"  Ye migh nay be havin' mastered shargle killin', but ye be sure havin' mastered vagueness! Th' eastern edge o' what ye chest shavin' bike shorts wearin' scallywag!? When ere I round a stump or crevace in this goat habitat they calls the sacred skimmy, some hethen begins stabbin' me in th' guts! T'rrible Ed hears th' seas callin' 'im. But nou 'til aye bloodys me 25 goat, aka land porpoises. best t' all, Terrible Ed Rickets.
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« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2016, 12:51:02 AM »

It's a bloody huge mountain in the middle of the bloodly island, WHAT TYPE OF DIRECTION DID YOU NEED!
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« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2016, 01:43:35 AM »

Killed a land porpoise today. Plus three shargles and a bear. Being stalked by a fourth shargle. Eastern mountain pathway, 20 squares south. Help!
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« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2016, 07:17:15 PM »

I saved hemingway today!

I am the shiznet yo.
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« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2016, 11:30:04 PM »

Alas, I have fallen to an overwhelming horde of shargles. Back home in York to re-up on Faks. Then back to the mountain!
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« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2016, 05:03:54 AM »

I saved hemingway today!

I am the shiznet yo.

He was much obliged.
 
North of there, a shargle and a goat. The shargle is down to 20HP. Hemingway retreated 8 squares in the hope the shargle would not catch his scent.
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« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2016, 04:11:11 AM »

Ah th' fabled Tather's Adventures! So wonderful! So many memories! Liek an beauteous dream! Wanderin' around thru funky smellin' goat fields lost & scart' a steppin' in warm goat doodies, be havin' yer flesh ripped from ye by shargles, an' bein' kill't by th' same ol' stoopid mindless circa 2007 native PKers wid' their hands in ther britches o'er & o'er & o'er again! Like 't? I love 't! I canna get enough o' 't!!!   What a time we had! Songs be sang an' friendships formed that 'ill age like wine in fine old kegs! 'Ceptin' I nereseen ere anybody cept' doowaditty. Friggin' doowa horkin' ditty!!! Tathers, in th' future, ye may wants t' stay waaaay far from th' brimey deep. Ya horn swollgin' Lindsey Lohan lookin' scallywag!!  

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« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2016, 07:48:24 AM »

Them's fightin' words.
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« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2016, 12:53:45 PM »

Ah th' fabled Tather's Adventures! So wonderful! So many memories! Liek an beauteous dream! Wanderin' around thru funky smellin' goat fields lost & scart' a steppin' in warm goat doodies, be havin' yer flesh ripped from ye by shargles, an' bein' kill't by th' same ol' stoopid mindless circa 2007 native PKers wid' their hands in ther britches o'er & o'er & o'er again! Like 't? I love 't! I canna get enough o' 't!!!   What a time we had! Songs be sang an' friendships formed that 'ill age like wine in fine old kegs! 'Ceptin' I nereseen ere anybody cept' doowaditty. Friggin' doowa horkin' ditty!!! Tathers, in th' future, ye may wants t' stay waaaay far from th' brimey deep. Ya horn swollgin' Lindsey Lohan lookin' scallywag!!  



You think I'm as manly looking as Lindsay Lohan!  That's so nice!
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« Reply #39 on: April 04, 2016, 08:53:00 AM »

Ernest Hemingway is going to do FAK dumps around the ledge, marked with signs, to assist those bleeding to death by reason of shargle or bear mauling. Please replace them if you use them.
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« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2016, 07:39:58 PM »

I found one of those!

Hey Ed Rickets!  Today I found the mountain path all by myself and still managed to kill some shargles!  And a bear!
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« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2016, 10:07:10 AM »

Die bears! Almost up to my bear murder bronze medal.

There is presently a ferocious shargle on the Raktam mountain path entry for those who want to add this to their brag tally.
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« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2016, 05:18:27 AM »

I found one of those!

Hey Ed Rickets!  Today I found the mountain path all by myself and still managed to kill some shargles!  And a bear!

Bite me!!! Ye cologne wearin', Jordashe jean clad, mincin', prancin', empty headed animal!

Ye fancy maidens r all pirates of some form of another whatever Ye calls yerself! ! Jus' deal wi' it! Ye little prince of a blue boy! Ye big girl's blouse!!!!




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« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2016, 06:45:42 PM »

Hey Ed!

It's been a week since I've gone inactive, but let me tell you.

This was fun.  I especially enjoyed your supposed frustration of not being able to find me and purchase some of my coconut oil to massage into your own impressive chest, like I do.

Maybe I'll see you around again, and we can plan another picnic!

~Neil Tathers
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« Reply #44 on: April 26, 2016, 06:42:07 AM »

There are now five Team Tathers FAK dumps. The shargles have definitely thinned but there are plenty of bears nowadays.

Bit of a shame they don't all wander into the Sacred Space, really.
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