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Neil Tathers
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« on: February 08, 2016, 03:39:32 PM »

Neil woke up with only 22 HP and surrounded by three tigers a wild boar and a silverback.

(2016-02-08 04:05) A silverback bites you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 05:35) A silverback attacks you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 07:05) A silverback bites you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 08:35) A silverback bites you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 09:05) A silverback bites you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 10:35) A tiger attacks you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 10:35) A silverback bites you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 11:05) A tiger attacks you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 12:05) A tiger attacks you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 12:35) A tiger mauls you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 12:35) A tiger mauls you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 12:35) A silverback bites you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 13:35) A tiger attacks you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 13:35) A tiger mauls you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 13:35) A tiger attacks you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 14:05) A tiger mauls you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 14:05) A tiger attacks you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 14:05) A wild boar charges you for 1 damage.
(2016-02-08 15:05) A tiger attacks you for 3 damage.
(2016-02-08 15:05) A tiger mauls you for 3 damage.
 
(2016-02-08 15:34) You attack the tiger with a dagger for 1 damage. You gain 1 XP. It dies. You gain 13 XP.

(2016-02-08 15:35) You attack the tiger with a dagger for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. It dies. You gain 13 XP.

(2016-02-08 15:35) You attack the tiger with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 13 XP.

(2016-02-08 15:35) You attack the silverback with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 28 XP.

(2016-02-08 15:36) You attack the wild boar with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 10 XP.

(2016-02-08 15:36) You attack the large stag with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 13 XP.

Three large stags jumped in at the end, hence the stag kill.  I'll get the other two once I get AP back.

Glad to know the animals are running amok on the island.
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2016, 09:05:42 AM »

Get up the mountain. Nutty with bears and shargles.
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2016, 04:52:46 PM »

Also, stop wearing meat to bed.
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« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2016, 05:55:46 PM »

They sent a B team to kill me while I slept.  Keep in mind, I still haven't moved from this square at all.

(2016-02-09 01:07) You attack the tiger with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 13 XP.

(2016-02-09 17:52) You attack the large stag with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 13 XP.

(2016-02-09 17:52) You attack the monkey with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 8 XP.

(2016-02-09 17:52) You attack the monkey with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 8 XP.

(2016-02-09 17:52) You attack the large stag with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 13 XP.

(2016-02-09 17:53) You attack the monkey with a machete for 1 damage. You gain 1 XP. It dies. You gain 8 XP.
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2016, 06:19:43 AM »

Also, stop wearing meat to bed.

I misread that as "stop bedding meat to wear."

Team Tatherz need a new adventure!
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2016, 07:38:25 PM »

I killed another stag and a wild boar that showed up.  Then I headed to Raktam.

I'm sending out a message to Team Tathers to try to clear the mountain of pests.  That should keep us busy.
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2016, 05:54:49 AM »

I got your message. I'll be there soon. It's been ages since I did any mountain climbing. Would I be out of line in requesting that you leave the goats for me? I'm still working on my gold badge for them, and would appreciate it greatly.
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2016, 05:56:20 AM »

I killed another stag and a wild boar that showed up.  Then I headed to Raktam.

I'm sending out a message to Team Tathers to try to clear the mountain of pests.  That should keep us busy.

Aye, th' remainin' 3 members o' th' original 69 members o' team tathers will try an' kill ou' all th' beasties fer ye! Can we get ye a latte an' some hair gel while we're at 't?


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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2016, 06:44:48 AM »

Ernest Hemingway is up there on the north-western face dodging shargles. There are a hell of a lot of shargles up there.
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2016, 09:25:09 PM »


Aye, th' remainin' 3 members o' th' original 69 members o' team tathers will try an' kill ou' all th' beasties fer ye! Can we get ye a latte an' some hair gel while we're at 't?




HEY!  There is 12 members still active somewhere on this island!

If you have pec oil, that be great.  I ran out while I was dead.

I got your message. I'll be there soon. It's been ages since I did any mountain climbing. Would I be out of line in requesting that you leave the goats for me? I'm still working on my gold badge for them, and would appreciate it greatly.

I'll try, but goats give me the bloodlust.
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2016, 04:27:48 PM »


Neil meets Terrible Ed on the way to the mountain path:

You say “I'm going up Ed, hope to see you up there.” in the outsider language.
Neil Tathers walks away and leaves a scent of coconut pec oil in the air. It's totally manly

On the path Neil finds a fellow Team Tathers member who is in mortal danger

You say “A GOAT! ”
You say “Damn thing was sneaking up on you”
Junpei says “I declare vengeance upon seven generations of that goat's family for that kraven attack!” with a slight accent.

He deal with a mighty Shargle.
You fire at the shargle with a blowpipe for 4 damage. You gain 4 XP. The poison acts quickly, taking another 2HP almost immediately. It dies. You gain 18 XP.

And quickly forgets his promise to Tathers member mouse.

You attack the goat with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. It dies. You gain 13 XP.
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2016, 01:02:57 AM »

 Tathers, ye sade ye wouldna slay th' billy goats but were t' save them fer mice!! Aye heard ye! Arr, Since aye last seen ye aye found Shroombaker an' we be slowly bein' roasted alive in an aft tink squared surround by miles an' mile o' hadeish flame! Whar be ye, ya' coconut pec oil smellin' horn swogglin' bilge rat?  

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« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2016, 04:28:43 PM »

I'm current saved another outsider from a shargle, woke up being snacked on by a shargle, and now heading back around the mountain path.  You come up the mountain yet, or you still down below?
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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2016, 03:51:01 AM »

I'm current saved another outsider from a shargle, woke up being snacked on by a shargle, and now heading back around the mountain path.  You come up the mountain yet, or you still down below?

I be aft o' th' tippy top o' th' mount! Th' one place that be near shargler free. Them sharglers, they's be so carniverous at th' sight o' Terrible Ed 'tis like I be covered 'n Frank's Red Hot Sauce! I ain't feein' so good. Aye think I needs o' tetanus shot! Ya horn swollgin' coco butter abusin' scallywag!

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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2016, 08:08:48 PM »

The things you say, I wonder if I could even understand them!  It's so colorful.

I left a goat alive today, for Mr Mouse.
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