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« on: January 28, 2016, 02:04:29 AM »

Open for business. One square west of the trader, the site of the old Czechy's Tavern.
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2016, 04:57:21 AM »

Ask for Doc Rockwell. We have no whiskey. So don't ask for it.
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2016, 05:51:48 PM »

This could be a spot for Aphetto to frequent.

I don't think he has any inventory left on him though...and he died in the dunes.
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2016, 01:29:58 AM »

There is a little ensemble now.
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2016, 04:08:14 AM »

You are standing in a wooden hut.

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “The Stone Owl Tavern. Leave your donkeys outside." Dusty bottles line the walls. A small sign says, "We'll sell you the Mr Scavvy Durham Pumpkin Juice although he makes it with foot cheese".”

Here you can see Aphetto Kabal, Last Laugh, and Zombie Pudge McCreedy.

Since your last move:


Aphetto Kabal walks into the bar, sand pouring from his pants. He sits on a stool, and takes off his helmet, and dumps more sand on the bar. (2016-01-29 17:55)
Aphetto Kabal eyes up Pudge, and looks over at the Doc. (2016-01-29 17:55)
Aphetto Kabal says “Both are true Yorkers, and you know what I say, York is for Yorkers!” (2016-01-29 17:56)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Which one of you mackerel snappers are gonna buy me a drink?!” (2016-01-29 20:41)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Rockwell? 'I always feel like, somebody's watching me' -- was that you? Was that a fake English accent? ” (2016-01-30 03:27)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2016-01-30 03:28)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds carves something onto the wall. (2016-01-30 03:28)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “You got a purdy mouth, Aphetto Kabal! Weeeeeeeeeeeee! Weeeeeeeeeeee! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” (2016-01-30 03:51)

Last Laugh says “So... we just sort of sit around and look at the fresh paint drying?” (2016-01-30 23:46)
Last Laugh points at TheDreadThespian burt reynolds. "This here is a flawless specimen... of some sort." (2016-01-31 01:56)
Last Laugh shrugs, kind of stumbles to one side for no reason. It's not like he's been drinking, he just has poor motor skills. (2016-01-31 01:57)
Last Laugh catches himself, "Like I was saying, you can't just sell mangos to the natives. It'd not proper, it's not profitable. They have their own mangos." (2016-01-31 01:58)
Last Laugh begins counting down from 47 when he gets to the number 21 he counts back up to forty seven and then continues his argument to no one in particular. "They have their own mangos." (2016-01-31 01:59)
Last Laugh says “Those mangos are higher quality than whatever you think you're growing out there in the wreckage of space mountain.” (2016-01-31 02:00)
Last Laugh looks around the room, "Am I wrong? Can anyone tell me that I'm wrong on this?" (2016-01-31 02:00)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “You're wrong! And Rockwell is a terible barista! I've been waiting 36 hours for a creme sherry! I'm getting on yelp and giving it one star!” (2016-01-31 05:55)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “One because I like the ambiance. And the zither music. But that's it! Doc Rockwell, you're no Dom Delouise! Now there was a host.” (2016-01-31 05:58)

Last Laugh says “Is that true Doc? Have you failed The Dread Thespian?” (2016-01-31 10:05)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Unnng. Unng. Unng.” (2016-01-31 20:25)

Since your last move:
Last Laugh accepts the beer from McCreedy. "I usually get high off of herbs and fungi but this'll do in a pinch." (2016-02-01 01:27)

You say “Sorry Mister McCreedy, we do not serve flesh frappe here. And Mister Reynolds, I think I once dated a girl called Creme Sherry. Or was that Brandy Highball? Never was quite sure about that.”
You say “Mister Laugh, Dom Delouise was a hack who couldn'”
You say “Sorry, swallowed a fly.”
You give a bottle of pumpkin juice to Last Laugh.
You say “I have rum, beer, tasty berry wine, absinthe, a sweet little apple cider from the Sacred Space, mango wine. Water for religious types but its bottled downstream of Magnus Pike's farm.”
Doc Rockwell makes a face and runs a thumb across his throat.
Doc Rockwell slides a cup of Russian Caravan tea across the bar to Mr Kabul. The aroma of camels fills the room.

[Jean Lafitte arrives.]

You say “And bonjour Mr Lafitte. Fresh from the war out west? Can I offer you a cheeky berry wine?”
You say “The berries are fermented by our patented silverback digestive system process, but its got a lovely aroma and a real kick.”

Last Laugh says “I have seen the future my friends and it's cameras. Cameras on everything, cameras on your cassette players, cameras on your doors, cameras on your cameras!” (2016-02-01 03:31)
Last Laugh says “The presidents face will be one big camera.” (2016-02-01 03:32)
Last Laugh says “...and it will be good times had by all.” (2016-02-01 03:32)

You say “That will facilitate my parrot pornography business. Who needs a drone when you have a parrot? No wonder they all say, "Ed Gein is a ladies man."”
You say “OK, now we have banana beer in stock. Supplied by that woman who runs about wanting to sell monkey farts. It gets up my nose.”
Doc Rockwell smiles winningly. A trained monkey in the corner hits a snare drum and then a cymbal.
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2016, 05:23:54 AM »

Mhm. The Barstaurant at the End of the Universe.

I'm very tempted to make a visit. The forum is enough for me to haunt.
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2016, 01:27:46 AM »

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “The Stone Owl Tavern and Apothecary. Leave your donkeys, womenfolk and other livestock such as chickens outside." Dusty bottles line the walls. A small sign says, "We sell drugs now too.””.


Aphetto Kabal walks back in and sits down, "Damn foriegners." (2016-02-01 13:46)

The ghostly voice of Magnus Pike says “What exactly did I do, Aphetto? Are peaceful scientists no longer welcome here? Or do you just like picking on science geeks? You're a bully. And I hate bullies!” (2016-02-01 17:10)

Aphetto Kabal looks up at spirit, "You are a non Yorker on York. Is there any other reason to do what I did? (2016-02-01 17:18)

The ghostly voice of Magnus Pike says “PSHAW! That's not a reason. Perhaps I'll give you a reason when I return. And I will. My business here is not done yet. See you soon.” (2016-02-01 17:31)

Aphetto Kabal says “Ah good ole times” (2016-02-01 18:26)

Jean Lafitte says “I'll be on my way then.” (2016-02-01 18:41)

You say “Mister Kabal, York is and has always been a friendly place. We love stinky dirty foreigners like they were our own ugly disowned and poxed brethren. ”
You say “Please feel free to sloap some York common sense into any disgusting and mangy foreigners that you may encounter in the bar, but please don't deter patronage by shooting them in the head. ”
You say “Kinda hard for them to settle their accounts when they have their faces torn off with one of your righteous slugs of xenophobia. Gold from wretched non-Yorkish scum is still good honest gold.”
Doc Rockwell smiles and you can see that his incisors are made from melted-down coins. "Souveneir from a tussle with Esrays. I should pay him for the Hollywood make-over!"

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Ghaaaa. Ghaaaa.” (2016-02-02 03:02)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Oh no. Calling Dom Delouse a hack in front of Burt Reynolds is about like talking bad about Elvis's mama. We're all going to die.” (2016-02-02 03:05)

You say “Well crap, don't you dare tell him about me and Farah Fawcett then.”
You give a bottle of absinthe to Zombie Pudge McCreedy.
You give a bottle of absinthe to Aphetto Kabal.
You say “Well here goes. Time to get wiggy.”
You say “Someone punch me in the nose so I can drink a bottle of absinthe and see what happens.”
You say “I promise I won't nude up. Well, from the waist upwards anyway.”

Zombie Pudge McCreedy attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2016-02-02 16:06)

Aphetto Kabal says “Sounds good, I'll keep my gun holstered in the bar then. But if I find any of those disgusting foriegners outside of the bar, they'll have bullets in their heads.” (2016-02-02 21:33)
Aphetto Kabal says “God damn trader has no god damn bullets. Just killed a filthy pirate in the med hut, mentioned how I won't kill in your bar, so maybe that will start spreading word to stay here” (2016-02-02 21:37)

Doc Rockwell clutches his nose. "Thanks, Mister McCreedy."
You drink a bottle of absinthe and feel better.
Doc Rockwell jigs up and down, letting the absinthe drop into his stomach.
You say “Sooo.... Shouldn't I be slurrring?”
You say “/e examines the bottle. "Maybe this was refilled by those stinking thieving bootleggers in Derby."”

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Derby. Pudge hate Derby.” (2016-02-03

You say “And why wouldn't you. Alliances with natives, harbouring snail munchers, heavy sword whores. ”
You say “Someone might have to punch me again to see if this absinthe actually works.”
You say “Mister Kabal, I saw Mister Pike back in the med hut. I told him to come here. Perhaps you can have a harmless duel smashing chairs over each other.”

Aphetto Kabal says “I'll go yell some sense into him. Maybe that would make him get up his keister and come in here.” (2016-02-03 15:02)
Aphetto Kabal says “Toild him to meet me here for a duel. A duel of what, who knows.” (2016-02-03 15:05)
Aphetto Kabal says “But I'll beat him, a Yorker always wins!” (2016-02-03 15:05)

Last Laugh shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a five and a five. (2016-02-03 22:21)
Last Laugh shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a three and a one. (2016-02-03 22:21)
Last Laugh shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a six and a four. (2016-02-03 22:21)
Last Laugh shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a two and a three. (2016-02-03 22:21)
Last Laugh shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a four and a four. (2016-02-03 22:21)
Last Laugh shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a three and a one. (2016-02-03 22:21)
Last Laugh shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a one and a three. (2016-02-03 22:21)
Last Laugh shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a one and a two. (2016-02-03 22:21)
Last Laugh shakes a dice cup and spills them onto the floor. They show a three and a one. (2016-02-03 22:21)

Esrays says “So nikce of you to write the lalackon of tamis pokce in the med hut. I would hokve niker falnd it ockeckise.” with a slight accent. (2016-02-03 22:34)
Esrays kills Last Laugh with a heavy sword. (2016-02-03 22:35)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Last Laugh and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:35)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Last Laugh and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:35)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Last Laugh and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:35)
Esrays kills Aphetto Kabal with a heavy sword. (2016-02-03 22:35)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Aphetto Kabal and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Aphetto Kabal and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Aphetto Kabal and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You die. (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Doc Rockwell and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Doc Rockwell and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Doc Rockwell and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:36)
Esrays says “Sorry for tamat dalay.” with a slight accent. (2016-02-03 22:37)
Esrays kills Zombie Pudge McCreedy with a heavy sword. (2016-02-03 22:37)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:37)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:37)
Esrays carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating! (2016-02-03 22:37)
Esrays says “Thanks a lot, York!” with a slight accent. (2016-02-03 22:37)

The ghostly voice of Last Laugh says “Well how about that. Someone made their own pub menu. And I was on it.” (2016-02-04 00:33)

Doc Rockwell picks up a broom and starts moving the body parts into the corner.

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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2016, 01:08:13 AM »

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “The Stone Owl Tavern and Apothecary. Leave your donkeys, womenfolk and other livestock such as chickens outside." Dusty bottles line the walls. A small sign says, "We sell drugs now too.””.

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Since your last move:
Last Laugh says “Drink an entire bottle of absinthe.” (2016-02-05 09:03)
Last Laugh says “Don't mind if I do.” (2016-02-05 09:03)
Last Laugh gives you 4 gold coins. (2016-02-05 09:04)
Last Laugh says “I love drugs. I love gathering drugs.” (2016-02-05 22:27)
ShadowJack looks around, then with a nod to the two at the bar, he slips back out again (2016-02-06 02:31)
Syrius H Kumquat says “Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder” (2016-02-06 12:25)
Sarah Osborne gives you 1 gold coin. (2016-02-06 22:49)
Sarah Osborne says “Drinks all around!!” (2016-02-06 22:50)
Since your last move:
Last Laugh gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-08 03:50)
Last Laugh gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-08 03:50)
Last Laugh gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-08 03:50)
Last Laugh gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-08 03:50)
Last Laugh gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-08 03:50)
Last Laugh gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-08 03:50)
Last Laugh gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-08 03:50)
Last Laugh gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-08 03:50)
Last Laugh gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-08 03:50)
Last Laugh gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-08 03:50)
You say “For those not paying attention, Mister Laugh just gave me a crate of rum. That is a lot of rum.”
Doc Rockwell moves from behind the bar and uncovers an old paino which was sitting under a sheet. "And look what I discovered! Must have been here from when the place was Czechy's."
Doc Rockwell tinkles the keys. "And so, a song. See if you can guess the tune."
Doc Rockwell clears his throat. The lights seem to dim save for a patch of illuminscence around Doc.
You say “Hello. Its me. I was wondering if we could talk though I know you are a cannibal.”
You say “Your mouth is usually full of someone else that is to say their spleen.”
You say “So hello from the other side! You tried to eat my raw insides! I want to speak but you want to consume my lung.”
You say “When I try to call you, you want to sautee my tongue.”
You say “So hello from the other side! Please don't say you'll eat me fried! There's a disatnce between us - you know that I'm hurt.”
You say “I want a relationship, you just want me as dessert.”
You say “Dating a cannibal is never fun, especially when you chew my head. I say I want affection, you just said you must be fed.”
You say “You pot boil me with mint and lime, I think we're running out of time.”
You say “So hello from the other side! You seem to want to stew my hide! Masticating my ear is no way to my heart.”
You say “Put the knife away baby it looks far too sharp.”
You say “Hello from the other side! I won't look good inside a pie!”
You say “I told you don't stick that fork in my eye, if you eat my brains I will probably die. ”
Doc Rockwell hangs head. "OOOOOOOOOO!"
Since your last move:
Last Laugh liesurely claps, "Great song, good show, bravo. It's very relatable, very prompt." (2016-02-08 08:48)
Last Laugh is handing out rum left and right. Rum for everyone is his angle today. (2016-02-08 08:49)
Last Laugh rests himself in the most comfortable spot he can find. He reflects on his little outing. "I was just out in the jungle when the ol' rum fairy drunkenly flew into a tree right before my eyes." (2016-02-08 08:53)
Last Laugh says “So I kicked hhis buttocks half way across the western penensula and stole all his rum. For everyone to enjoy!” (2016-02-08 08:54)
Alcohol Poisoning says “I heard this was a tavern.” (2016-02-09 00:35)
Alcohol Poisoning says “Seems like the place for ol' Al to hang out.” (2016-02-09 00:36)
You say “Rum fairies. Deardful things. Get in your eyes, piss rum into your corneas. There should be an eradication program.”
You say “Banana beer for everyone! I admit I have no idea if this stuff tastes like crap or not. ”
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2016, 01:12:23 AM »

Since your last move:
Last Laugh nods solenmly and imparts his anciant wisdom, "blinkers are stinkers." (2016-02-09 09:06)
Aphetto Kabal looks at the strange cast of characters, and shrugs, "They are all Yorkers, so it's fine with me. (2016-02-09 17:50)
Aphetto Kabal says “Killed a pirate, then found his stash of beer and rum. I'll hand it out to you guys when I've relaxed a bi.” (2016-02-09 17:52)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Heh. Heh.” (2016-02-09 22:24)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “We shoild kill the shaman. He's a punk.” (2016-02-09 22:27)
Last Laugh says “Now if I was that pirate fellow. And I'm not, but if I was... I might have buried more alcohol around that ol' stone arch. But I'm totally not that pirate, so who knows.” (2016-02-10 00:26)
Last Laugh winks aggressively. "Winking is a signal of shared trust and a signal of deciet!" (2016-02-10 00:27)
You say “I'm happy to kill the shaman. What has he ever done for us? Besides, Aphetto, he isn't a Yorker. He's a native! What are we going to do about that, huh?”
You say “Actually if there is one guy I really hate, its the trader. That guy is a rip-off .”
Doc Rockwell frows. "I sometimes think I am running this place at a loss...."
Last Laugh says “Well, you're getting your hands on a lot of free booze, Rockwell. And if that's a lose than I don't want to win.” (2016-02-10 09:46)
Last Laugh says “or a loss. lose, loose, lease and lice.” (2016-02-10 09:47)
Aphetto Kabal gives you a bottle of absinthe. (2016-02-10 19:32)
Aphetto Kabal gives you a bottle of beer. (2016-02-10 19:32)
Aphetto Kabal gives you a bottle of beer. (2016-02-10 19:32)
Aphetto Kabal gives you a bottle of beer. (2016-02-10 19:32)
Aphetto Kabal gives you a bottle of beer. (2016-02-10 19:32)
Aphetto Kabal gives you a bottle of beer. (2016-02-10 19:32)
You hear Aphetto Kabal whisper “Got more alcohol, I won't drink it.” (2016-02-10 19:33)
Aphetto Kabal says “He might not be a Yorker, but he brings us back to life so I'm fiune with him. The bastard is chained to the center of the square anyways. He ain't going far.” (2016-02-10 19:33)
You hear Kahuni calling for assistance. (2016-02-11 00:25)
You hear Kahuni calling for assistance. (2016-02-11 00:26)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I donn't like sSzzssshoamawnZSssS, haard to kill.” (2016-02-11 00:27)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I haod to drink Ahll MmMy aalsjooohol tooo sstoay aolive ahfter the zzZzssZhaammmmmoaNn stabbinnn' me.” (2016-02-11 00:28)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “ZSssStoopid zzZzssZhAhmmmmAnNn.” (2016-02-11 00:28)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “oalsao theh sshamMawn laooked oat meee sSzzsssexy. I donnn liek it.” (2016-02-11 00:30)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “my heAd hurtzzZzssZ. I need tooo sstannnd aond mmmmoAhnn inn a dAhrk placeh for sSzzsssehverahl hOoouhUrs.” (2016-02-11 00:38)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy gains 10 health from a first aid kit
You say “That Kahuni, he sure is quick. Apparently he is insane! And imparts his insanity upon Yorkers when he resurrects them! Well, good sirs, I don't like the sound of that not one little bit!”
Doc Rockwell sits down at the piano. "Here is a little ode to shamans."
You say “"Hello. Its me. You've brought me back from death and now I really need to pee.”
You say “Your mystical powers. Don't heal the scars. And so now I have a scratch from An 800 Pund Gorilla that runs from head to crotch.”
You say “SO hello from the other side! My deaths are not so dignified!”
You say “I wake up in York with my butt in the air, and my mouth is full of dirt and you really don't care.”
You say “So hello from the other side! Resurrection really dents my pride!”
You say “If I'm killed with a dart well that dart doesn't disappear, instead after reincarnation it is ejected from my rear.”
You say “Oooh. Ooh.”
Since your last move:
Last Laugh says “The shaman is making us all insane? That's crazy talk. Literally talk that partains to going crazy.” (2016-02-11 03:58)
You hear Kahuni calling for assistance. (2016-02-11 03:58)
You hear Kahuni calling for assistance. (2016-02-11 03:58)
You hear Kahuni calling for assistance. (2016-02-11 03:58)
You hear Kahuni calling for assistance. (2016-02-11 03:58)
You hear Kahuni calling for assistance. (2016-02-11 03:59)
You hear Kahuni calling for assistance. (2016-02-11 03:59)
You hear Kahuni calling for assistance. (2016-02-11 03:59)
Last Laugh says “Their, some stuff that might help with that hang over.” (2016-02-11 04:00)
Last Laugh says “Potassium, that is supposed to help.” (2016-02-11 04:01)
Last Laugh says “Some bananas or whatever.” (2016-02-11 04:01)
You say “Good for eye twitches, apparently. I'm going to go and beat up the shaman a bit.”
You say “Someone seems to have killed him. Oh well.”
Since your last move:
Last Laugh says “Someone has gone too far! I will investigate the murder scene and see if I can't discover the culprit.” (2016-02-11 06:52)
Last Laugh says “I am after all an ace detective.” (2016-02-11 06:52)
Last Laugh is making notes in a small book. "I'm going to gather the clues." He heads out the door, "I will collect them and we will know shortly who the murderer is." (2016-02-11 06:58)
Aphetto Kabal looks up at the villians departure, I await with baited breath, (2016-02-11 21:20)
Last Laugh says “I've done my share of sluathing, but I haven't solved the case yet.” (2016-02-11 23:56)
You say “Keep trying to crack it, Mister Laugh! We can't have murderers wandering the god-fearing streets of York!”
You say “I'm just going to go outside and bury the trash. I've decided to dump crap in the square 5NE so that future archeologists will discover it and muse as to our lifestyles.”
You say “So I went to the trader (bullets are back in sotck, by the way) and bought some poison berry wine. This stuff should set me off like a skyrocket!”
You take 12 damage from a gourd of poison berry wine and drop to 68 HP.
You say “Holy that stuff is fierce. Put hair on your back!”
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2016, 04:45:43 AM »

Since your last move:
Aphetto Kabal says “Hrmm, native village, kinda pointless. I mean what are they actually good for?” (2016-02-15 11:56)
Aphetto Kabal says “Took a quick look around and didn't see any filthy foriegners.” (2016-02-15 11:57)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy attacks you with a rifle butt for 2 damage. (2016-02-15 21:47)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-15 21:47)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-15 21:47)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-15 21:47)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-15 21:47)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-15 21:47)

Mr. Clean uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2016-02-16 03:53)

Shroombaker says “Good day, gents. Just heard the news about a new pub in York. Congrats!” (2016-02-17 21:25)
Shroombaker says “Greetings, Gidian!” (2016-02-17 23:08)

Gidian Zedbane says “Why, hello there.” (2016-02-18 01:34)
Gidian Zedbane says “It's good to see a new business in York. Vacant buildings are an invitation to crime.” (2016-02-18 01:35)
Shroombaker says “Aye, that's why I'm here! Somebody pop open the beverages and let's party.” (2016-02-18 03:26)
Gidian Zedbane says “Try some of my most recent vintage of TB Wine. It packs a punch, AND restores 12HP!” (2016-02-18 05:26)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Unnnn.” (2016-02-18 06:07)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy eats a pickled egg, then sits on a bar stool and slowly spins around. (2016-02-18 06:09)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Unnnn.” (2016-02-18 06:09)

Shroombaker says “Sounds like Pudge could use some o' that tasty berry wine. His countenance is a little pale.” (2016-02-18 15:26)

Shroombaker says “I was recently ambushed by Crawling Chaos on a journey through Raktam. Nasty bits. I hope he doesn't come crawling 'round here.” (2016-02-18 15:28)

Aphetto Kabal says “Good upstanding yorkers in this bar, I approve!” (2016-02-18 20:13)
Aphetto Kabal walks in and thumps three pumpkins on the table (2016-02-18 20:15)
Aphetto Kabal makes a face, and sticks his tongue out of his mouth and goes about carving the pumpkins. (2016-02-18 20:15)
Aphetto Kabal finishes his work by shooting a hole in each pumpkin. He smiles, "Got some of those spirit scaring away pumpkins for us. (2016-02-18 20:16)
Aphetto Kabal says “I'd give one to you Doc, but you don't got room.” (2016-02-18 20:17)

Shroombaker swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-02-19 00:01)
Shroombaker says “Good weight, feels good in the claw. Thanks, Aphetto!” (2016-02-19 00:01)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Unnnnnnn!!!” (2016-02-19 01:26)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy begins attacking Shroombaker with a shovel. (2016-02-19 01:27)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy walks over abd begins banging his head into a wall. (2016-02-19 01:29)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Unnnnnn!!!” (2016-02-19 01:29)

Graagh kills Shroombaker with a wooden club. (2016-02-20 17:23)
Graagh kills Isiah Osiris Hand with a wooden club. (2016-02-20 17:24)
Graagh kills Zombie Pudge McCreedy with a wooden club. (2016-02-20 17:25)
Graagh kills Aphetto Kabal with a wooden club. (2016-02-20 17:27)
Graagh attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. You die. (2016-02-20 17:29)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Ummm. We're all dead.” (2016-02-21 02:22)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy walks into the corner and forgetting to stop walking knocks his head into the wall repeatedly. (2016-02-21 02:24)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy starts acting very strangely. (2016-02-21 13:45)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “GRAAAAAAAAAGH is my alt.” (2016-02-21 13:45)

Shroombaker says “Well, that was unfortunate.” (2016-02-21 17:56)
Shroombaker says “Someone was supposed to be on post to check for that!” (2016-02-21 17:57)
Shroombaker says “He went north to Raktam, looks like. Send word.” (2016-02-21 17:57)

You say “Good old Graagh. Always one for the pithy statements.”
You give a gourd of apple cider to Shroombaker.
You say “On the house, Mister Shroombaker. New customers are always welcome in the Owl.”
Since your last move:

Zombie Pudge McCreedy swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-02-22 02:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-02-22 02:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-02-22 02:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-02-22 02:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-02-22 02:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-02-22 02:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-02-22 02:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-02-22 02:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Stupid dumb head spirit. Him need 2 think more good.” (2016-02-22 02:09)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy starts eating pretzels, then falls over and lies still without breathing. "Grah kiled Puidge with club dumb dead. Zzzzzzzzzz."  (2016-02-22 02:12)

You say “Pudge, being zombified has done that speech impediment of yours no good at all. ”
Since your last move:

Shroombaker says “Thankya, Doc. Spike it up a little. Good for the soul.” (2016-02-22 15:06)
Shroombaker says “No tracks outside. Clear for now. Where were we...?” (2016-02-22 15:07)

Dam Frawd says “Howdy Shroombaker.. hows it going? ” (2016-02-23 02:10)
Dam Frawd nods a hello to Doc Rockwell and the Zombified One.. (2016-02-23 02:12)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Ahm pudge!!!” (2016-02-23 02:39)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy dumps a barrel of salt on the floor and rolls around in it. "Ahm curin' myself liek ah ham! Longer shelf lief!" (2016-02-23 02:45)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-02-23 02:4

You give a bottle of pumpkin juice to Dam Frawd.
You say “Welcome, Mister Frawd. That should settle that tummy bug of yours. ”

Since your last move:
Shroombaker says “G'evening, Dwarf.” (2016-02-23 03:47)

You say “We don't get too many zombies on the island. They're all in some other place called Mal-something? Anyhoo, it is always nice to have ethnic diversity. ”

Since your last move:
Shroombaker says “Whatcha seen lately, Dwarf? We need some good bar talk.” (2016-02-23 03:49)

You say “I have always been a little surprised that we don't have treasure tombs filled with evil mummies. No one has ever quite found the secret wealth of the natives. Even the gold mines are empty. ”
You say “Gem stones are everywhere it seems but try biting one. Glass!”
You say “Gold is always good but pieces of eight aren't native treasure. No wonder Lara Croft and Indiana Jones never made it to Shartak. Nothing here.”
You say “Hmm. Or perhaps they've already been and gone. That might explain something....”
Since your last move:

Shroombaker says “An' if you spit some piss 'bout Graagh, I'll fork that wicked tongue o' yours.” (2016-02-23 03:52)
Shroombaker says “Whaddya know about the gold mines, Doc?” (2016-02-23 03:53)
Shroombaker says “Let me seem them teethers. Open up yer maw.” (2016-02-23 03:59)
Shroombaker says “That was for your zombie mother, Pudge.” (2016-02-23 04:01)
Shroombaker says “Now behave.” (2016-02-23 04:03)

You give a bottle of rum to Zombie Pudge McCreedy
You say “That'll wash the blood out of your mouth, Mister McCreedy.”
You say “Mister Shroombaker, the gold has been in those tunnels, its clear. But we have no picks. Shovels don't work. Until the trasders start supplying picks, its a dead end.”
You say “I reckon once a crate of picks was likely to wash up somewhere. Now, maybe, not so much. ”
Since your last move:

Shroombaker says “Tracks are clear. Baynes didn't bother to say hello. Hmpph.” (2016-02-23 15:34)

Dam Frawd scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2016-02-24 01:55)
Dam Frawd carves something onto the wall. (2016-02-24 01:55)
Dam Frawd scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2016-02-24 01:57)
Dam Frawd carves something onto the wall. (2016-02-24 01:57)
Dam Frawd scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2016-02-24 01:57)
Dam Frawd carves something onto the wall. (2016-02-24 01:57)
Dam Frawd says “oops.. ” (2016-02-24 01:58)
Dam Frawd says “Thankee for the juice and the absinthe. Much appriciated.” (2016-02-24 01:58)
Dam Frawd says “Hrmmm what I've seen lately... Well awhile back I was way up north and I heard someone blowing on what sounded like a conch shell” (2016-02-24 02:01)
Dam Frawd says “I searched for the noisey person and didn't find any horn blowers. I did stumble across three folks picking thru some crates. I wonder if they found any picks?” (2016-02-24 02:03)
Dam Frawd says “I have heard that conch shell blowing in other places too, now that I think on it. I have never found the blower though.” (2016-02-24 02:05)

Shroombaker says “The conch! Ahhh! I've never had it in my possession.” (2016-02-24 03:35)

You say “Oh, the conch. Much fun. The more poeple about when you blow it, the bigger your XP increase. Pretty much guarantees your death. I have had it twice. I spent some time experimenting with it.”
You say “In deep water. Killed by a pirate eventually who followed the sound. Once I managed to get rid of it at the trader, liternally seconds before I was going to be murdered. ”
You say “But I have not seen it in years. It is a bit of a shame that it doesn't always re-appear on the beach borders of outsider towns rather than be washed up on the shore. ”
You say “At some random location I mean, especially with less people on the island. It makes it hard to find. On the other hand if you can find it and keep out of other folks' way, then you might live longer.”
You say “Funniest thing I ever saw was when the Sacred Space started. No one could be killed in it. A protective force stayed your hand. Some wag brought the conch in there. Simon appealed to him to leave.”
You say “The guy refused. So Simon literally pushed him off the mountain and killed him, and then stopped the conch from going into Sacred Space.”
You say “I confess, I laughed and laughed. ”
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2016, 12:48:38 AM »

Since your last move:
Shroombaker says “haha, that is hilarious.” (2016-02-24 15:10)

Aphetto Kabal says “Lot more people have shown up. Nice to see good Yorkers here” (2016-02-24 16:47)

Shroombaker says “Greetings, Baynes. ” (2016-02-24 19:50)
Shroombaker says “The bigger the party, the more chance for revenge if one of us makes it out alive.” (2016-02-24 21:12)

Baynes says “Hello Shroombaker.” (2016-02-25 00:41)
Baynes says “Say Doc... you're the proprietor of this joint, ain't ya?” (2016-02-25 00:42)
Baynes says “If you can clear some room on your shelves, I've got 3/4 of a case of tasty berry wine and a half case of fungi juice. If your patrons are into that sort of stuff.” (2016-02-25 00:44)
Baynes says “Shroombaker, would you mind giving this to Doc when he's not busy. I've kind of got to run. Thanks buddy!” (2016-02-25 00:47)

Dam Frawd says “Soooooo, Killing the conch blower forces the conch to leave its owner (carrier?), to randomly wash up on the beach ?? ” (2016-02-25 02:57)

Shroombaker says “I'm feel anxious. Someone must be lurking in the deep water by now, or in the jungles, or a hut nearby. What's the plan?” (2016-02-25 04:40)

You say “Drink, I say!”
You say “Hmm. "He looks around the bar shelves."I might have to have a sale on booze to accomodate Baynes' choice stock."”
You say “Mister Frawd, no: you kill the conch blower and you get the conch. It passes to the conch blower's murderer.”
You say “It is the only act of robbery you can perform on the island. No wonder everyone wants to do it.”
You say “Mister Shroombaker, more seriously, I suppose you are suggesting patrols? I have been poking about in the slum to the east to make sure no one is there. Mister Kabal does a fine job too.” You say “Do we divide up the town and its locale and each keep a watch out for miscreants? One person take the south, one the east, one the north, one the ocean, and one the huts?”

Since your last move:
Dalek says “WHERE IS THE DOCTOR?” (2016-02-25 12:22)

Dam Frawd says “what are you so nervous about Shroombaker? Are you expecting York to be invaded ?” (2016-02-26 01:32)

Shroombaker says “You just missed it, Dam. A cannibal devoured four of us in one storm. Graah is the name, last seen north to Raktam.” (2016-02-26 03:33)
Shroombaker says “Ahoy, Khal! Belly up t' th' bar.” (2016-02-26 03:33)
Shroombaker says “But yes, Doc. We need to be on the scout. There's another wave of nasties called The Plague.” (2016-02-26 03:34)
Shroombaker says “The eastern shore looks clear. Took a swim to deep water, looking for poachers. All is clear. Good sharks.” (2016-02-26 03:35)

Dam Frawd says “Grahh has eaten me and my alt, so he is on my revenge list. I don't kill anyone that hasn't killed me first. (well cept for one "oops" when I first started playing the game. I feel bad bout that one.)” (2016-02-27 01:10)
Dam Frawd says “I have no problems with the plague. At least not yet. But I hear the Mad One does.. simply circumstantial you understand. A misunderstanding over tied shoelaces I hear. ” (2016-02-27 01:20)
Dam Frawd says “So.... unless they involve me. I will head back out into the wild and woolly jungles to see what I can see. Be Well Folks..” (2016-02-27 01:23)

The Mad Dwarf sneaks in. Takeing a seat on a rock in the shadows.. he watches silently (2016-02-27 01:35)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Ghaaaaa!!!!!” (2016-02-27 02:45)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy attacks The Mad Dwarf with a machete for 3 damage. He gain 1 XP. They drop to 67 HP. (2016-02-27 02:47)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “ Geht ahAwmaay MmidgGit!!! Iii aoAlzzZzssZjooohaOool tooaOoo middgitss awooolive aahftehr non ZSzszzzZzzZzsSzzssssszhahammmmmoaaNn me!!” (2016-02-27 02:58)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Diritty MmidgGitzz coame too kiillled mhee!!! ” (2016-02-27 03:00)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “mmmmiGihts!!!” (2016-02-27 03:17)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “DaaaaMmn mmmmiGidttts!!!” (2016-02-27 03:18)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy goesSzzsss ovehr tOoo the pinbAhll mAhcjhine Ahnd begins cjuhUssSzzsssing it oUht. (2016-02-27 03:21)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy hitsSzzsss it aond qUhaartersSzzsss staart pouring aOooUht. "ThisSzzsss thing iss poaying off!!" Heh sscreams. (2016-02-27 03:23)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Khaal athrokhar, youh big bOoolaoney! ” (2016-02-27 03:24)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Doc Rockwel?! More like doctor kevorkian, this rum is poisened!!!” (2016-02-27 03:26)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Uhuhhuhmmm.” (2016-02-27 04:11)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “uhmmm gOooooonnao kill thaht damn zzZzssZhnAmwenn.” (2016-02-27 04:11)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Hi ZSssShroOoombaker you lizZoard fahCehd geek.” (2016-02-27 04:12)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “aphettOoo Kaaboal yoUh uhgly freak. yOooUh buggehr ehater.” (2016-02-27 04:13)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I had to leave my damn donkey outside!” (2016-02-27 04:37)

The Mad Dwarf comments from the shadows... (I'm not a migit... I am a dwarf. There is a differance....) (2016-
02-27 08:00)

Shroombaker says “I cleaned up the outgrowing shrubbery a bit. Gotta keep York clean!” (2016-02-27 12:49)
Shroombaker says “No more peeing in the bushes, Pudge!” (2016-02-27 12:49)
Shroombaker says “Colten Merek, scientist, is roaming around York. Anyone know him?” (2016-02-27 21:04)
Shroombaker says “He's a few clicks NW.” (2016-02-27 21:04)

The Mad Dwarf says “Not I” (2016-02-27 22:44)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “zzZzssZsZZzZzzZzZSssSszzZzssZhaoomBakkker,verawhl shutuhuuhp! WaonkZSzZsszzszerrr.” (2016-02-28 03:13)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Diddn't peeh ihhn buhzzZzssZhehrZSssS sshroombAhker!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:14)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I know Colten Merek, Aphetto Kabal's boyfriend!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:15)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says ““ZSssSzzZzssZzsZZzssSzzssssstuhuhhhuhUhpid idiOooooootsss!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:16)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy looks and drinks a rum as Khal Athrokhar eats the last monkey pecker. (2016-02-28 03:19)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “OooaoaOoopehn zzZzssZOoomZsszzszsZZzzZzZssSzzssszZoaOooOoome moreh jaohrssZSssSzzZzssZZSssS aof picklehd mooooonkehy pehhcjkehhrsZSssSZsszzszZzzZzssszzZzssZ Daoc RoaOooocjkwell!!!” (2016-02-28 03:21)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “aooopehnnn ZsszzszsZZzZsszzszzzzZzssZZSssSsZZzaooooaome moooreh jAhhrsZZzssssSzzssssSzzsss Ooof picjklehhd mooooonkey pehcjjkehrzzZzssZsSzzsssszzzsszzZzssZs DAhocj Roaoocjkwell!” (2016-02-28 03:22)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy watsjhesSzzsss asSzzsss doooC rooockwell openzzZzssZ AnaOoorthehr gallaon juhUg of picjkled maOoonkey peckersSzzsss. (2016-02-28 03:23)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “MaoNKey pehcKehRZSssS!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:23)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy fishes out a quarter and wins a big cloth worm from the iron claw machine. (2016-02-28 03:25)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “aohhhhh~!!! WhaOooOooOooppppaOoooaOoo!!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:25)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “loaOook whUhuhhuhuht I whooooaonn! Haahhtters gottoa hoaaaAhtehee!!” (2016-02-28 03:26)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “aohhhhh!!! WhaaOoooaoooooooooooppppaooooooooOooAOoooooo!!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:27)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Dwarf, I'll trade you this worm for a donkey.” (2016-02-28 03:28)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “MiddGeht!!! Gimmeh ao dahomn dooonkehy!!!!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:32)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Daommn middGeht! DOooOooaonkehy mMeheeh!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:34)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “DaoaooooaOooaooahOoonkehy!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:35)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “The sZZzZSssSzzZzssZssSzzssstooone ooowl Tahvehrn & aoOoopoaaOoooaothehcjaOooahry. lehaoveh daOoonkehyZzzZSssSssZSssSss awnd livehZzzZzssZSssSsstOoock aaOooaOooaoUhuhhuhtsSzzsssZSssSide. Haa! Ha! Ha! DonkehyZSzsssssSzzssssSzzsss!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:36)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “ZSssShrOooaombakehr, yaou better go geht yaoUhr dOoonkey, you gremlin!” (2016-02-28 03:37)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “GazzZzssZaaoahasssSzzsssZSssSaAhAaahahaaaaaAhah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:39)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Is there a Waffle House around here?” (2016-02-28 03:40)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “GahZzzZSzzZsszzszsSzzsssZSssSZSzaaaOooaahoazzZzssZZSssSZSssSsZzzZzZSzZSssSsssZzzZzszzZzssZsSzzsssZSssSaahhaaawahoahaoaaaaaaahAhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:40)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I wANNnt wAffelsSzzsss awnd sSzzsssnasSzzssssSzzsssuhAhgesd” (2016-02-28 03:41)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Waffles & SnaussaGGes.” (2016-02-28 03:41)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “and homeh friezzZzssZ.” (2016-02-28 03:42)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “And a bottomless cup of coffee.” (2016-02-28 03:43)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “GazzZzssZaaoahasssSzzsssZSssSaAhAaahahaaaaaAhah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (2016-02-28 03:44)

Shroombaker says “I'm sharpening my knife, Zombie... ” (2016-02-28 03:45)
Shroombaker says “...and fix that tongue o' yours.” (2016-02-28 03:45)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “And a Doctor Pepper.” (2016-02-28 03:47)

Shroombaker says “Native BlowMeDarts passed through York to the NE.” (2016-02-28 17:34)
Shroombaker says “Eastern shores are clear, no water-poachers.” (2016-02-28 17:37)

The Mad Dwarf says “Donkey you..?? Didn't I see a donkey hitched to the rail outside ? ” (2016-02-28 19:40)
The Mad Dwarf scratches his head (2016-02-28 19:41)
The Mad Dwarf says “I suppose I could give you that one. I'll step outside and see if its there still.” (2016-02-28 19:42)
The Mad Dwarf says “Yep, there is indeed a donkey just outside. you can't miss it. Its been spraypainted pink. ” (2016-02-28 19:53)
The Mad Dwarf says “Say Doc, trade you acoupla apples for some of that pumpkin juice..” (2016-02-28 19:59)
The Mad Dwarf says “While I was out and about.. I peeked in a few huts on the west side of town. There was a 800 lb gorilla in one just NW of the weapons hut. I didn't weigh him or nuthin.. He wore a sign stateing so.” (2016-02-28 20:02)
The Mad Dwarf says “He musta got tired of folks going "Look at that fat Ape !!! He must weigh a Ton!!"” (2016-02-28 20:03)

Shroombaker says “Hold up, you saw 800 lb Gorilla?” (2016-02-28 20:14)

Khal Athrokhar says “This chiftik sure speaks a lot.” (2016-02-28 20:15)

Shroombaker says “Gorilla is NOT a friendly guy. He's killed 107 Yorkers. Anyone have the APs to put him back in his zoo?” (2016-02-28 20:16)
Shroombaker says “Only 38 APs here. Need a few more Red Bulls to power up!” (2016-02-28 20:17)
Shroombaker says “He's a Rakmogak cannibal. Ugly creatures. He'll spare no Yorker if he barges in here.” (2016-02-28 20:19)
Shroombaker says “What'd you see, Khal?” (2016-02-28 20:22)

The Mad Dwarf says “I sorta used up my AP's when I was moving about earlier. But I have a few bottles of fungi juice I could contribute to a good cause }:)~” (2016-02-28 21:49)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “trried tOoo gOoo kill the fat mmmonkey. to druhnk tOoo get thereh.” (2016-02-28 22:08)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “go kill him with your shalalie midget. you damn leprechaun in the hood.” (2016-02-28 22:10)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Aphettao, use yaouhr fffehmmmminine wilesSzzsss tao lure himmm ooovehr here, And i'll baasSzzsssh hiss hAde in with oa ZSssShovehl” (2016-02-28 22:13)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “khawl, gooo Ooover awnd cjaoll himmm A nAhme aond run sSzzssscairdly baCk here, ahnd i'll beat himmmm with aw roakeh” (2016-02-28 22:14)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “dooosj rooockwell, shUht uhUp” (2016-02-28 22:15)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “shoormbaker, quit being a girl ” (2016-02-28 22:16)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “we nehehd a mMcgyver typeh plan” (2016-02-28 22:17)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “we need a blOoowtOoorCh, sOoomMeh sniCkehrsSzzsss boars, soMmMe hulA sskirtss, oand the mAhd dwarfff'ZSssS dooonkey” (2016-02-28 22:18)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “awnd aa baog Ooo' Oooily rahgZSssS” (2016-02-28 22:19)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “ a bawg ao' aoily ragsSzzsss !!!” (2016-02-28 22:20)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “ a bAg aOoo' aoily raagZSssS !!!” (2016-02-28 22:20)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “ A baag o' oily ragsSzzsss !!!” (2016-02-28 22:20)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “zzZzssZhroooaOoommbahkehr, if thaat gridoanthehraol killss MmMeh i'm blaming yoUh. youhr liffr wOoon't be worth 0 centss ” (2016-02-28 22:22)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “yOooUhuhhuh twink, yoUhuhhuh ZSssSisssy mahry” (2016-02-28 22:22)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “dawMmMn, i nehed sSzzsssaOoomme black cOoofffFfee, aZSssSpirin and aa cjolooon CleanZSssSeh ” (2016-02-28 22:25)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “espesjiAlly a cjooolooon cleawnsSzzssseh” (2016-02-28 22:25)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “sjolon Cleaanseh” (2016-02-28 22:26)

Shroombaker says “Better hydrate for the fight, Pudge.” (2016-02-28 22:57)

Khal Athrokhar says “Does this guy never shut up?” (2016-02-28 23:31)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “ssssHut uPP khAl attthrokhar yooOOOu biGgg giaNNnt hedgehog” (2016-02-29 02:06)

Khal Athrokhar says “This chiftik zombie thing or whatever he is.” (2016-02-29 04:21)

Shroombaker says “Khal, what's your intentions here in York, anyway?” (2016-02-29 05:11)
Shroombaker says “Pudge is a crazy loon, for sure -- the swamp got a little in his head. But he's a Yorker, after all. He's welcome here. ” (2016-02-29 05:15)

Khal Athrokhar says “Intentions? Just getting supplies to keep on hunting.” (2016-02-29 06:25)

Aphetto Kabal wakes up from a start on the table he was at and he looks around.  (2016-02-29 11:52)
Aphetto Kabal looks at the pirate, and he twiches a bit but settles down, "No killing in the bar just like I said pirate. At least you pay attention. I'm off hunting, pardon me dwarf. (2016-02-29 11:53)
Aphetto Kabal says “Kinda wish I never gave away that falcon of mine.” (2016-02-29 11:56)

Shroombaker says “Good man, Khal. Let me know if you see any pythons.” (2016-02-29 15:12)
Shroombaker says “Speaking of animals, anyone know if 800 Pound Gorilla is still stalking the hut near the Weapons Hut? I don't want to waste APs scouting.” (2016-02-29 15:12)

An 800 Pound Gorilla kills Zombie Pudge McCreedy with a wooden club. (2016-02-29 17:00)
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating! (2016-02-29 17:00)
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating! (2016-02-29 17:00)
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating! (2016-02-29 17:01)
An 800 Pound Gorilla collects the head of Zombie Pudge McCreedy. (2016-02-29 17:01)
An 800 Pound Gorilla holds up a bloodied skull. (2016-02-29 17:01)

Shroombaker says “Goddamn!” (2016-02-29 18:02)
Shroombaker says “That answers THAT question! FIND HIM!!” (2016-02-29 18:02)
Shroombaker says “GORILLA is dead! He tried to run north to a hut, but he slipped on a banana peel.” (2016-02-29 18:06)
Shroombaker says “"You attack An 800 Pound Gorilla with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 45 XP."” (2016-02-29 18:06)
Shroombaker says “Eww, here's your head back, Zombie.” (2016-02-29 18:06)

Khal Athrokhar says “Yes, this chiftik was other of the reasons I'm here.” (2016-02-29 18:45)
Khal Athrokhar kills Aphetto Kabal with a cutlass. (2016-02-29 18:45)
Khal Athrokhar says “Vod chafaan, chiftik.” (2016-02-29 18:45)

Shroombaker says “That BASTARD. I knew the pirate was up to no good!” (2016-02-29 18:56)
Shroombaker says “Doc, Dwarf -- you have the APs to track him?” (2016-02-29 18:57)

The Mad Dwarf says “I have never really tried hard to track someone before.. I can give it a whirl.” (2016-03-01 01:43)

Shroombaker says “I'll join you, Mad. Hold the tavern down, Doc!” (2016-03-01 02:37)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “nicw throw rug doc! wat, us that a body.

You say “Gorillas! Always a problem.”
You say “Someone should teach that gorilla how to play piano. Then he'd be welcome here.”

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “From what I heard the groilla is mort partial to the skin flute and the meat whistle than the pianny. He sure did sit on my head for a long time. My skull feels lopsided -- does it look okay?” (2016-03-01 15:48)

Shroombaker says “Ah, I couldn't find him either, Mad. Not in the waters, at least.” (2016-03-01 16:58)
Shroombaker says “I'm headed east to Derby. Maybe I can pick up his scent. Cya fellas.” (2016-03-01 17:01)

You say “Ah, the old skin flute. Pictured him more as loow riding strummer, personally.”
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2016, 07:27:04 AM »

You are standing in a wooden hut.

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “The Stone Owl Tavern & Apothecary." Faded Colonial Police, Order of Patriots and Mercenaries Guild flags have been repurposed as tablecloths. A sign says, "We sell drugs now too.””.

Since your last move:
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Don't forgot ther meat wehistle!” (2016-03-02 03:03)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “And his favorite tune, the slobber blues.” (2016-03-02 03:04)

You say “That's a sordid tune.”
You say “Marginally better than "The Ballad of the Glopping Derbyman."”

Last Laugh says “I'm meta drunk right now.” (2016-03-02 05:40)
Last Laugh says “Can we talk about norse traditions. I'm not a pirate today.” (2016-03-02 06:47)

You say “Vikings are both horny and mead-y.”
You say “Um. That's it. Loki for President!”

Aphetto Kabal says “That was wonderufl Doc.” (2016-03-03 16:32)
Aphetto Kabal says “Really...wonderful...” (2016-03-03 16:32)

You hear Kahuni calling for assistance. (2016-03-04 02:49)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “ZSssSaomebaOoody izzZzssZ tryinnng tOoo kill the ZSssShawmMahNn!” (2016-03-04 02:53)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “laoaokzzZzssZ lioke mmme, but it wahsSzzsssNn't pudgeh!!!” (2016-03-04 02:54)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “It wass yaOoou Boahl!” (2016-03-04 02:54)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “nNnot mmmmme! the shahmawennn and pUhuhhuhdge are goOood paols!” (2016-03-04 02:55)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “waZsszzszZzzZzZzzZz it yOoou awphettOoo dildOoo kaboal dildoooZsszzszszz? ” (2016-03-04 02:57)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy whissperZSssS, "thaat aphehtto KAhbaal haass gaot thumM reawl problehmmmmmsssZSssSZSssS!" doing hiss sSzzsssizzZzssZsSzzsssy baoy vaOooice. (2016-03-04 02:58)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Haveh sSzzsssooommeh ruMmM Bahl. docj roooCkwehll iss toaOoo buhssy playiNng paoCket poooOool tooo help yooouhU.” (2016-03-04 03:01)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Got killed by a gorilla! I was giving him a beatdown! I told him fuzzy have you had enough? Then he hit me with a hut when I wasn't looking! ” (2016-03-04 03:04)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “sszZZsszzszZSssSssstuUhpedd ffUhuhhuhrry damMnnn CrahaokahckHeaawd.” (2016-03-04 03:07)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “If he cjooomezzZzssZ back I'll ssjizzZzssZzzZzssZOoor kisjk him aon the baasjk Oooff theh heawd!” (2016-03-04 03:07)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Ghhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (2016-03-04 03:08)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy sjraasshehss intao the jUhuhhuhkebokz and zzZzssZluhps to the flOooooor, asleep. (2016-03-04 03:09)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “*ZSssSnnore* zZZSzzZzZZsszzszZsszzszZzzZzZsszzszZzzZzszzzZ.....” (2016-03-04 03:10)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Rockwell, you're out of pickled shargle eggs. AGAIN.” (2016-03-06 02:02)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I want ao an 'aadiosSzzsss MmMuhtha f----', ZSssSOoomeh Ahddicjtive sSzzsssleeping pillzzZzssZ, Ahnd sSzzsssOoommmmme high-end cjOooUhgh ZSssSyrup pleoasSzzssseh.” (2016-03-06 02:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I said, I want a an 'adios mutha f----', some addictive sleeping pills, and some high-end cough syrup please.” (2016-03-06 02:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy loooOookzzZzssZ aophehttooo KAbaol and ssaaysSzzsss, "Hey lafFfitte! It ZSssSawysSzzsss tao leaveh yer daOoonkehy OoouhUtzzZzssZideh! (2016-03-06 02:08)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (2016-03-06 02:08)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy pats Kabal on the head. "Nice Burro! Good Donkey!" (2016-03-06 02:09)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “where'zzZzssZ the heAhd oat rOoocjkwehll? I gOoottsSzzsss ta' taakeh a sququuhirt! ” (2016-03-06 02:10)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “And a dookie. I got a turtle's haid poking out!! ” (2016-03-06 02:11)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Ghhhhaaoaoaaohhh!!!!” (2016-03-06 02:11)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “laafffitte, yaou 'sSzzssskinny jeanss' waoering piehsje of hooog cjheehZSssSe. ” (2016-03-06 02:12)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy ZSssSnickersSzzsss & whiZSssSperss, "aphetto Kabahl iZSssS zzZzssZUhcjh oa nelly! and yezzZzssZ I mean the rapper. leht uZSssS cAll himmmmm nammmmezzZzssZ awnd mMaake sport aoff himmm! (2016-03-06 02:51)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I'm gonna sing & play the pianny now! I'm gonna do some Biggie! PAPA! I LIEK IT WHEN SHE CALLS ME BIG POPPA!!!! ” (2016-03-06 02:54)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Who rock grooves and make moves with all the mommies?!!” (2016-03-06 02:55)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “the bAhck of the cjlUhb, maockin hoooeZSssS, my crew'sSzzsss behind meh!!!” (2016-03-06 02:55)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Ifff you gaot ao gun up in yoUhuhhuhr wAhiZSssSt pleasse don't shaOooOoot Uhp theh place!!! cauhUzzZzssZe I ssehe mmmme saome bitsjhezzZzssZ tOoonight whooo sSzzssshould beh hawvin mmy boaybee!! Baybehe!! ” (2016-03-06 02:57)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy bAngsSzzsss theh piaano keys aZSssS he 'reprehsehntsSzzsss', the foallZSssS aofff the sstaOoooool UhnCOoonsSzzsssioUhss aand crasshes sseveraal bOookseZSssS of 'sSzzssstooone owl' stir sticjkss aand liess in ah heaop. (2016-03-06 03:00)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy baangs theh piawno keyZSssS oazzZzssZ he 'represSzzsssentsSzzsss', theh faallzzZzssZ ofFffff the sstoaOool uhUnCooonssioUhuhhuhs aond crAsshezzZzssZ ssevehrawl boxesSzzsss ooof 'sstone aowl' ZSssStir zzZzssZticks oand liesSzzsss in A hehaap. (2016-03-06 03:01)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Ghhhawaaaoao!!!!!!!” (2016-03-06 03:01)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy bangs the piano keys as he 'represents', the falls off the stool unconsious and crashes several boxes of 'Stone Owl' stir sticks and lies in a heap. (2016-03-06 03:01)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “........... biggieh 0 ehvehr .......... ZzzZzZSzZzzZsszzszZSzszzZzzZzsZZzZzzZz.” (2016-03-06 03:02)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy begins having nite terrors. (2016-03-06 03:03)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “sshargless!!! zzZzssZharglehss!!!” (2016-03-06 03:04)

Aphetto Kabal says “This is insanity, how drunk is that guy?” (2016-03-06 16:36)
Aphetto Kabal says “Kill a fully loaded cannibal in the weapons hut. Brazen of him to stay there.” (2016-03-06 16:38)

You hear Scaramouche let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-03-06 22:19)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Killet a pirate named Dalek in the Weapons hut! Doktorrr!!! Doktorrr!!! Ha!” (2016-03-08 02:42)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Docter Who & Clara will come in thar terdus to thank pudge i hope” (2016-03-08 02:45)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “i seen dickdeadeyes in there. somebody go kevork him, i'm beat down” (2016-03-08 03:53)

You hear Scaramouche let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-03-08 16:46)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “is that ewe dalek? ha! thanks. now i can drink more rum” (2016-03-09 02:48)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-09 02:48)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “ha! ha! zombie 1, ghost zero” (2016-03-09 02:49)

You say “Scaramouche is haunting us? What a goddamned lilly-livered pussycat doll. Give that cannibal a feather boa and some pink ballet slippers.”
You say “Someone seems to have set up a brothel next door. Should be good for business.”
You say “Suddenly Scaramouche's intentions in York are clear! He is here to make some money on the side!”
You give a bottle of banana beer to Aphetto Kabal.
You give a bottle of banana beer to Zombie Pudge McCreedy.
You say “In your eye, gentlemen. ”
You drink a bottle of beer and feel better.
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2016, 03:28:43 AM »


You say “Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening indeed!”
You swing the jolly jack o'lantern around.
The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 1 spirits. As they flee, the spirits succeed in making you drop the jack o'lantern, breaking it into several pieces.

Aphetto Kabal says “Took care of that pirate. Made sure to advertise the bar first.” (2016-03-10 17:32)

You say “I tried to find Scaramouche and zing him again with another jack o lantern. No sign of him. Parts of York have level 10 jungle. Some very tricky people hide huts by pouring water on the hut location.”
You say “I did a bit of gardening. Found some dead bodies to the west which suggests raiders hiding in the huts but I couldn't spot them. ”

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Damn I hate York. Doc, gimme a Jerry Reed, heavy on the codeine.” (2016-03-11 02:52)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds gives you 1 gold coin. (2016-03-11 02:59)

You say “Mister Reynolds, I'll have you know that the fine people of York have always been immune to insult because we have forever had the stench of the swamp up our noses.”
You say “In other words, we hate York too because it smells like a protracted fart. Have an apple cider.”
You give a gourd of apple cider to TheDreadThespian burt reynolds.

Aphetto Kabal glares at the pirate, "I'm going to see if I can find some people to kill in the west. (2016-03-11 15:21)

Maximillion Pike opens the door, looks around, smiles while eyes glaze over, falls flat on face, begins snooring (2016-03-11 17:30)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Well, this is a lovely spot, and Doc you make a mean Diablo Sandwich, but I have 28 hours to deliver an illegal shipment of Coors beer from Georgia to Texarkana, Texas. Stay classy!!” (2016-03-11 20:10)

Maximillion Pike says “What the heck hell is a apothacanary? Me and birds don't get along too much. I think me and a lots of things don't get along so much.” (2016-03-12 20:48)

Dick Deadeye kills Aphetto Kabal with a pistol. (2016-03-13 00:10)
Dick Deadeye says “I am avenged. Now I feel better. And thirsty. Who's the barkeep in this joint? You have a paying customer here!” (2016-03-13 00:14)
Dick Deadeye slaps ten gold coins down on the nearest table (2016-03-13 00:14)
Dick Deadeye says “Rum! And keep them coming 'till I pass out!” (2016-03-13 00:15)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy gives Dick Deadeye some booze, then goes back to the corner again and keeps walking, bumping into it over & over. (2016-03-13 01:44)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Max, did you come here because you thought it was still THE SAUSAGE FACTORY? All male nudes all the time.” (2016-03-13 21:48)

Maximillion Pike says “The dude to lady ratio is rather depressing. Doc, don't you know any honies that like booze?” (2016-03-13 22:19)

Shroombaker swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-14 00:22)
Shroombaker says “Ol' Derby is as dead as a doornail. Not even a misguided soul in the Misfit. What a poor excuse for a bar. Unlike this hoppin' place!” (2016-03-14 00:24)
Shroombaker says “Drinks all around, Doc. Serve 'em up hard, with an extra splash of spiderkill.” (2016-03-14 00:24)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I seen dead people the time I was in the misfit bar. I seen 'em.” (2016-03-14 00:49)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I seen seen Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine in the trading post, but he run.” (2016-03-14 00:54)

You say “Oh that guy. He's a pain in the .”
You give a bottle of rum to Dick Deadeye.
You give a bottle of rum to Dick Deadeye.
You give a bottle of rum to Dick Deadeye.
You give a bottle of rum to Dick Deadeye.
You say “That should keep you going a while Dick. Oh, but the rule is no killing in the saloon.”
You say “When Aphetto gets back, he's going to kick your with my blessing. Special revenge exception.”
You say “Mister Pike, an apothecary is a place which sells drugs. ”
You say “But yes, otherwise, there are too many dicks on the dancefloor.”

Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine kicks the door in. Salt water slops out of his boots and he reeks faintly of vanilla and dead fish.
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine kicks the door in. Salt water slops out of his boots and he reeks faintly of vanilla and dead fish. (2016-03-14 01:08)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “Well now! Ahoy! Have i walked into the rehearsals of the York Girl's Choir?” (2016-03-14 01:09)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “Bartender,m I'll have a drink thanks. Oh that's right. The ancients wouldn't like it. Curses. Won't somone buy a sweet old sea dog a brew?” (2016-03-14 01:10)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine eyes light up. "Is that a piano I spy in the corner? It seems like too good an opportunity to waste! Last time I did something like this was at the Hanged Misfit.... (2016-03-14 01:11)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine flicks his coat out behind him and settles into a chair before the old piano. He twinkles a few keys. "Ah, out of tune. How symbolic of York." (2016-03-14 01:12)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine begins to sing. "Oh, Raktam girls are starfish, they lie back and expect you to do all the work." (2016-03-14 01:13)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “And Wiksik girls are dirty, their armpits want to make you dry hurk. But Dalpok girls, sweet Dalpok girls, they love to dip and they love to twirl!"” (2016-03-14 01:14)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “Oh Dalpok girls, sweet Dalpok girls, there is noting quite like them throughout the world!” (2016-03-14 01:15)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “Now Derby girls are hairy, their backs are hirsuite and very off-puttin'” (2016-03-14 01:16)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “And Yorky girls have sausage breath like a garlic salami fresh made by a Serbian.” (2016-03-14 01:17)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “But Dalpok girls, sweet Dalpok girls, they love to swing and they love to rock!” (2016-03-14 01:18)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “Oh Dalpok girls, sweeet Dalpok girls, these nothing they like best that fresh pirate c....utlass.” (2016-03-14 01:19)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “Now Durham girls are just fine, they dance so fine and they're so divine!” (2016-03-14 01:19)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “But Dalpok girls have ritual incisor removal and multiple piercings in their behinds!” (2016-03-14 01:34)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “Oh Dalpok girls, sweeeet Dalpok girls, they love dating pirates because we do the job!” (2016-03-14 01:35)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “Oh Dalpok girls, sweet Dalpok girls, they all know that Graagh has a very small nob.” (2016-03-14 01:36)
Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine stands up and bows. "Thank you, you're a wonderful audience. I'll be ere 4pms all week. Please try the lobster bisque." (2016-03-14 01:37)

Doc Rockwell claps and wipes a tear from his eye. "Wonderful. Just wonderful."

Shroombaker says “...crickets...” (2016-03-14 03:43)
You hear Shroombaker whisper “I got a bad twitchy finger on the Admiral and Deadeye. My log shows I each owe 'em one for a random killing.” (2016-03-14 04:15)

Maximillion Pike says “Dah! The French are coming! They're already here!” (2016-03-14 14:36)
Maximillion Pike says “Oh. Oh! It's just the Admiral. Nevermind.” (2016-03-14 14:37)

Master Dan jun Perls says “WHat's all this? A rummy little place way out here in the boondocks? And there's a bit of a crowd. Hurry up, Doc, my liver is quivering already.” (2016-03-14 16:01)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “You got a liver Perls? Can I borrey it?” (2016-03-14 19:18)

Shroombaker says “Double that pirate's beverage fee. One for the parrot, too. And clean that poop off the bartop, Admiral.” (2016-03-15 22:28)

Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine leans over and sniffs. "I am not sure that is my poop. Too much consistency and not enough texture."  (2016-03-16 01:24)

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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2016, 06:23:36 AM »

You are standing in a wooden hut.

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “The Stone Owl Tavern & Apothecary." Faded Colonial Police, Order of Patriots and Mercenaries Guild flags have been repurposed as curtains. An old piano in the corner lets out the odd "ba-bing”.

Here you can see Maximillion Pike, Aphetto Kabal, Last Laugh, sfdrk, Zombie Pudge McCreedy (71 of 75 HP), Gethsemane Mainstream, Barber Surgeon O'Neil, Master Dan jun Perls, and ShadowJack.
You can see 2 natives. You recognise Kid Showbusiness(F), mushy nebakanezer(N).
Your sixth sense tells you there is 1 spirit here.


Shroombaker gives you a bottle of tasty berry wine. (2016-03-16 03:29)
You hear Shroombaker whisper “Music to my ears. Thank you, SIR!” (2016-03-16 03:30)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Deadeye is already dead. You worthless fire breathin' . ” (2016-03-16 05:42)

Maximillion Pike says “Well, with all the poop from that winged crap machine all over the place and this dead body over here, I'm finally starting to feel the proper ambiance. Ooo. Tasty wine. Thank ye, Doc.” (2016-03-16 16:09)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Shut up Aphetto. Ywer workin' Pudge's last good nerve.” (2016-03-16 20:10)

Admiral Benzoylmethylecgonine says “Well, I am off for Durham. They seems to be sufficient mayhem happening there to keep me entertained for a while. Always a pleasure. ” (2016-03-17 04:44)

You say “Banana beer happy hour!”
Doc Rockwell rings an old ship's bell.

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “That admiral seems a little light under the loafers.” (2016-03-17 16:24)

Maximillion Pike says “I have to be drunk to be around him at times. Well all the time. Because is just sitting around on the beach sometimes. ” (2016-03-17 17:43)

You say “The Admiral has a dark history. He was adopted as a 17 year old by a horde of nymphomaniacs. Poor man. It is a wonder he is still alive. ”
You say “He is a large, rattling walnut of a shell of the man he was before being repeatedly sexed by a large harem of beautiful sirens. Fate has not been kind. ”

You say “Absinthe happy hour!” Everyone gets a bottle of absinthe.

Gidian Zedbane says “Hello hello. How's everyone doing tonight?” (2016-03-18 01:15)
Gidian Zedbane says “Yeesh, that zombie is getting a bit ripe! Someone have an air freshener? See if you can get it around his head without getting bitten.” (2016-03-18 01:17)
Gidian Zedbane can't carry anything more.
You stop giving the items (0 given).
Gidian Zedbane says “Ah yes. My handsare quite full. I'm about to go on a little adventure.” (2016-03-18 09:22)
Gidian Zedbane gives you a pumpkin. (2016-03-18 09:23)
Gidian Zedbane says “I guess I don't need to take this pupmkin with me. Why don't you keep it for me Doc. Maybe you can carve it up it you get any anoying spirits hanging 'round.” (2016-03-18 09:25)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Zedbane's an idiot. I use 3 caNS of axe bodyspray every day so to smell my best. ” (2016-03-18 22:19)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “me/ eats a Bon Appetite Magazine and goes to sleep.” (2016-03-18 22:21)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy eats a Bon Appetite Magazine and goes to sleep. "stoopid bbcode. never wurks rite." (2016-03-18 22:22)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy snores and begins having night terrors. "Nahhh! Scorpions! Scorpions!"  (2016-03-18 22:24)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-03-18 23:07)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I seen a giant lizard outside. and yes, my pants were on -- APHETTO KABAL. ” (2016-03-19 02:19)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “That guy's got a one track mind.” (2016-03-19 02:20)

Giant Lizard says “Hey everyone. Care for a drink? ” (2016-03-19 03:07)
Giant Lizard pours whiskey shots (2016-03-19 03:08)

Maximillion Pike says “A giant lizard that carries a harpoon and doles out the whiskey? I feel like I should give back to the community a little more. Maybe not have so much sun stroke. ” (2016-03-19 15:57)

Scaramouche kills Maximillion Pike with a wooden club. (2016-03-19 16:32)
Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of Maximillion Pike and begins eating! (2016-03-19 16:32)
Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of Maximillion Pike and begins eating! (2016-03-19 16:32)
Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of Maximillion Pike and begins eating! (2016-03-19 16:33)
Scaramouche kills Isiah Osiris Hand with a wooden club. (2016-03-19 16:35)
Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of Isiah Osiris Hand and begins eating! (2016-03-19 16:35)
Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of Isiah Osiris Hand and begins eating! (2016-03-19 16:35)
Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of Isiah Osiris Hand and begins eating! (2016-03-19 16:35)
Scaramouche kills Zombie Pudge McCreedy with a wooden club. (2016-03-19 16:37)
Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating! (2016-03-19 16:37)
Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating! (2016-03-19 16:37)
Scaramouche carves pieces off the body of Zombie Pudge McCreedy and begins eating! (2016-03-19 16:37)
Scaramouche attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2016-03-19 16:38)
Scaramouche attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2016-03-19 16:38)
Scaramouche attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2016-03-19 16:38)
Scaramouche attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2016-03-19 16:38)
Scaramouche pokts his baklalickg bakly (2016-03-19 16:39)
Scaramouche says “Whew! I'd stay for dessecktam but I can't eat anockhokr bakte. Now I niked a nap.” with a slight accent. (2016-03-19 16:42)
Scaramouche tamps his hat (2016-03-19 16:42)
Scaramouche says “Bye now!” with a slight accent. (2016-03-19 16:43)

Kid Showbusiness says “Hey, fellas! Oh, um, three dead bodies and Pike passed out against a piano. How charming a place this is. ” (2016-03-19 17:12)
Kid Showbusiness takes a few pulses (2016-03-19 17:14)
Kid Showbusiness says “Yeah, nope, these suckas dead. ” (2016-03-19 17:15)
Kid Showbusiness holds up a gruesome skull. (2016-03-19 17:15)
Kid Showbusiness says “OOooooooOOooO! I am a mystic shaman! Bring forth a potion of delight or I shall... wave my skull around again! WooOO!” (2016-03-19 17:19)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I had to stab and stab and stab that stoopid scaramouche. He murdered me. I din't know I was dead right away but I figured it out.” (2016-03-19 22:13)

Last Laugh says “Hey, I'm back. From my investigation. Found my murderer. Didn't get a chance to bring the sucker to justice.” (2016-03-20 06:59)
Last Laugh takes a fist full of pills and shrugs. "I'm pretty sure he's ghosting out indefinately to avade these long arms of the law." (2016-03-20 07:00)
Last Laugh adds further emphasis by wiggling his arms like noodles. (2016-03-20 07:00)
Last Laugh wanders over to the native. "Who's this joker. Hey joker, who are you?" (2016-03-20 07:01)
Last Laugh addresses Kid Showbusiness more directly, "You look like a punk and I don't like that. I don't like you."" (2016-03-20 07:03)

Kid Showbusiness eyes Last Laugh skeptically (2016-03-20 14:59)
Kid Showbusiness says “Well, Mr. Laughingstock, it's fair to say that you're quite right about the joking. And if anyone asked me how you're lookin, I'd say hilarious. ” (2016-03-20 15:01)
Kid Showbusiness starts shaking parrot bones at Last Laugh (2016-03-20 15:02)

The Mad Dwarf uses a healing herb on you and restores 5 health. (2016-03-20 15:56)
The Mad Dwarf uses a healing herb on you and restores 5 health. (2016-03-20 15:56)
The Mad Dwarf looks around the room, nodding hello's he takes a seat in the shadows. (2016-03-20 16:02)

Kid Showbusiness gives you 1 gold coin. (2016-03-20 16:56)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy looks around and stares at everyone. "Buncha' weirdos." (2016-03-20 20:04)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I jus' kilt a Dalek in the tyraders post agin. Daleks. As a confirmed Whoian i jus' caint permit it.” (2016-03-20 20:09)

Kid Showbusiness says “I like that the Mad Dwarf keeps giving me apples. An unusual little beast, you are, for sure. ” (2016-03-20 22:15)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I hate his guts. I'm about this close to ripping him in :palm:s. ” (2016-03-20 23:17)

Isiah Osiris Hand kills Zombie Pudge McCreedy with a heavy sword. (2016-03-21 00:17)
Isiah Osiris Hand shrugs (2016-03-21 00:17)
Isiah Osiris Hand says “Not answering questions is rude as .” (2016-03-21 00:18)
Isiah Osiris Hand gives you a bottle of absinthe. (2016-03-21 00:19)
Isiah Osiris Hand says “By way of apology. It's good to be polite. ” (2016-03-21 00:22)

The Mad Dwarf tips his hat to Isiah Osiris Hand in thanks (ahhhh that hits the spot!)  (2016-03-21 00:32)
The Mad Dwarf says “I must have blinked. Did I miss a question?” (2016-03-21 00:33)

Isiah Osiris Hand says “I asked the zombie if he had anything to do with that fort with a similar name, near Durham. Went past it a few days ago. Dead bastard just ignored me.” (2016-03-21 01:36)
Isiah Osiris Hand says “I'm sure he'll just get up again. He is a zombie.” (2016-03-21 01:37)

The Mad Dwarf says “He is alot quieter this way though.” (2016-03-21 02:08)

Isiah Osiris Hand kills Barber Surgeon O'Neil with a heavy sword. (2016-03-21 03:11)
Isiah Osiris Hand says “What a waster ” (2016-03-21 03:12)

You say “Mister Hand, did you really just kill the village barber... while he was trimming my moustache?”

Isiah Osiris Hand says “He tried to slice me up like a boiled egg. A man has to have hte right to defend himself. I apologise for the inconvenience. ” (2016-03-21 03:17)

Isiah Osiris Hand gives you lots of money. (2016-03-21 03:17)

You say “Well, there is a right to self-defense. If he was indeed attacking you then that is acceptable I guess. Next time perhaps just bring him down to 1HP. ”
Doc Rockwell quietly slips the gold coins away into his trouser pocket.

Isiah Osiris Hand says “And let him cut my throat whilst I sleep?” (2016-03-21 03:18)

You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to Isiah Osiris Hand.

Isiah Osiris Hand says “Well. I have a long way to go. Sorry for all the murdering. See you all again.” (2016-03-21 03:19)

You sense that Isiah Osiris Hand tips his hat (2016-03-21 03:19)
You say “We try to make the bar a no-kill zone Mister Hand, whereby anyone completing the transgression is avenged by his peers. Thus by numbers we drink safely.”

You give a bottle of absinthe to Last Laugh.
You give a bottle of absinthe to Giant Lizard.

Last Laugh shapes his hand to an "L" shape and directs it toward Kid Showbusiness. (2016-03-21 06:09)

You give a bottle of absinthe to Aphetto Kabal.
You give a bottle of absinthe to The Mad Dwarf.

Dam Frawd looks around and quietly says hello to all (2016-03-22 00:45)
Dam Frawd gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-03-22 00:48)

You say “Welcome to the Stone Owl, Mister Frawd. Its been a while.”
You swing the ghastly jack o'lantern around.
The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 1 spirits.
You say “And hello to you both, Mister Showbusiness and Mister Nebakanezer. Fine Old Testement name you have there, sir. Good to see that missionaries spreading the faith have reached your tribe.”\
You say “Although, you know, the OT isn't quite as forgiving as the NT. Truth be said, God seems a little hormonal in the Old T, and then seems to chirp up in the New T. Then of course his son gets killed. ”
You say “There's a twist no one saw! Ecce homo! So in the conclusion angles blow horns, world explodes. God goes postal! Let's hope Krishna or someone has an intervention.”
You say “Speaking of intervention, Mister McCreedy, we all thught we should sit around in a circle and tell you something." He pauses. "We all know you are not really a zombie.”
You say “You're not decomposing, you don't eat brains. In fact, you seem quite sprightly and even pink. And you have a well-nurished diet devoid of carbs and sugars. ”
You say “Zombies don't engage in a morning exercise regime consisting of 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups. They just don't.”
You say “The give-away was the skipping rope and the box of bircher muesli you hide in your jacket. We've all seen you quietly eat it with soy milk when you think no one is looking.”
You say “Being on a paleo diet does not mean you are a zombie. I'm sorry. Perhaps you'd like to be. But you're not.”
You give a bottle of water to Zombie Pudge McCreedy.
You say “To help you rehydrate after your morning CrossFit session.”
Doc Rockwell gives a bottle of water to McCreedy. It is labelled, "Sacred Space Natural Still Mineral Water."

Last Laugh says “Speaking of the bible, I met the guy who wrote it. His name was Ned and now he” (2016-03-22 01:33)
Last Laugh hiccups. (2016-03-22 01:33)
Last Laugh says “His name was ned and now he's dead.” (2016-03-22 01:33)

Giant Lizard begins to play piano. Any requests?  (2016-03-22 02:08)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy starts to speak and his arm falls off. Pudge looks around to see if anyone noticed. (2016-03-22 03:16)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Ummmm. Nuuuu, Pudge not nu jombie. huh. huh. whoever saided he were ?” (2016-03-22 03:19)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “shut up liazard. eye already warned youuu.” (2016-03-22 03:21)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy crawls under the "Back To The Future" pinball machine and goes to sleep.  (2016-03-22 03:24)

Maximillion Pike says “Hehe. Check out Rokwell over here handing out truth bombs. I'm thinking he's a zombie. Crap keeps falling off him and he smells more dead than outdoorsie. ” (2016-03-22 14:49)

Giant Lizard says “Zombies eh? Migrated over from Malton? ” (2016-03-22 17:33)

mushy nebakanezer says “Tamnk you max.” with a slight accent. (2016-03-23 02:36)

Last Laugh walks over to the lounge lizard. He puts a coin in his tip jar. "When I was growing up or something, I remember this superman musical that played on T.V. Can you play it?" (2016-03-23 03:16)
Last Laugh says “There was a song where they sing about how much the city needs superman or something like that.” (2016-03-23 03:17)

You say “Mister Pike, if I smell, its because I roll around in effluent to keep the canibals away. I might also like it but whose going to judge me for that?”
You say “Mister Laugh, does the song go, "Da-DAH, duh duh duh DA-duh, duh duh duh DA-duh, duh duh duh DAAA"?”
You say “Tasty berry wine happy hour!” You say “Mr Showbusiness and Mister Frawd, please pull your hands out of your pants or you'll miss out on free booze.”
Doc Rockwell leans in and whispers conspiratorially, "The first one is free... but only the first one."
You say “OK. Who is up for karaoke?” You swing the ghastly jack o'lantern around.

Maximillion Pike says “I was talking about the zombie from Malton, Doc. You have a very rubust boquet about you that relaxes people. Mine is a little more musky and sobering. ” (2016-03-23 14:24)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I caint understan ypu peoples. Are you talkin' fisherman's greek? I know a little fisherman's greek.” (2016-03-23 15:34)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Gadinga pachinga castinga! That means I kissed a girl!” (2016-03-23 15:37)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Patuka cachuka stabuka! That means, I felt up a girl's !” (2016-03-23 15:38)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Katinka kawinka kalinka! You know what that means! Oh yes you do!" Pudge conspiratorially nudges Doc Rockwell over & over. "You know doc! heh heh heh.” (2016-03-23 15:41)

Maximillion Pike says “Huh. So the zombie is a bit scandalous. Better give it some more booze and see what happens. ” (2016-03-23 16:32)
Maximillion Pike says “Hey, who gave me all thesSzzssse empty bottleZSssS of absSzzsssinthe? They were, I mean I, they were full earlier. ” (2016-03-23 17:11)

Kid Showbusiness says “That dalek is outside getting chewed on by a tiger if anyone is feeling itchy. ” (2016-03-23 17:40)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “That was a good kitty. Me an' him killed that Dalek. Nice Tieger. Any freind of the timelords is a freind of mine,. ” (2016-03-23 18:48)

Kid Showbusiness chants, focusing negative energies at the spirit. (2016-03-23 19:59)

You hear Dalek let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-03-23 19:59)

Kid Showbusiness says “Cool! Now who wants to hear Dalek sing the songs of his native land?” (2016-03-23 20:00)
Kid Showbusiness holds up a creepy skull. (2016-03-23 20:00)
Kid Showbusiness chants, focusing negative energies at the spirit. (2016-03-23 20:00)
You hear Dalek let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2016-03-23 20:00)
Kid Showbusiness chants, focusing negative energies at the spirit. (2016-03-23 20:00)
You hear Dalek let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2016-03-23 20:00)
Kid Showbusiness says “Actually, it's just belting out some indeciferable dirge. Never mind.” (2016-03-23 20:01)
The ghostly voice of Dalek says “EXTERMINATE!” (2016-03-23 20:22)

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Maximillion Pike says “EXTERMINATE!” (2016-03-23 20:25)
Maximillion Pike says “Sir Dalek of Essex is angry all the time apparently. ” (2016-03-23 20:26)

Last Laugh swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-23 20:32)

Dam Frawd never passes on free booze..  (2016-03-23 21:48)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Bring it Dalek! The Stone Owl Tavern & Apothecary is bigger on the inside than the outside! You'll never find me!” (2016-03-23 21:49)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “I'm gonna go hide in the opium den! Or the all male steam room. No, that's the first place you'd look.” (2016-03-23 21:50)

Dam Frawd waves two bottles around, rum in his left hand and pinapple snapps in the other. He ponders how someone could hink it was a third hand that he hides in his trousers. (2016-03-23 21:52)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy lumbers around looking for a hiding place. Finally he sticks his head in a garbage bin and lays there. (2016-03-23 21:55)

You say “This many people in one hut means that ghosts are going to flock here. So keep your pumpkins handy, people.”
You say “Welcome, Mister Lafitte. Rules are no killing in the bar. Other than that, do as you will. What'll it be? You look like a banana beer kind of guy.”
You give a bottle of banana beer to Jean Lafitte.
Doc Rockwell leans over and whispers. "I also have some fungi juice in stock. Brewed by cannibals. Heady stuff. But it'll cost you."

You hear Last Laugh whisper “Cannibaal fungi juice. I usehd taOoo mAke my ooown ZSssSpisjey fUhuhhuhngi juhisjeh. I cjaolled it Theh Mosjking Mushroooom zzZzssZmoaothieh. But I'll try theh flezzZzssZheaatersSzzsss brewZSssS.” (2016-03-24 07:32)
You hear Last Laugh whisper “FirzzZzssZt I gottoa sSzzsssober uhUp. Behen drUhnk enough taOoo sSzzssseeh ghOoosSzzssstzzZzssZ.” (2016-03-24 07:32)
Last Laugh says “Superman.” (2016-03-24 17:18)
Last Laugh says “I gUheZSssSsSzzsss I'm ssaOoober.” (2016-03-24 17:18)
Last Laugh says “or not” (2016-03-24 17:18)
Last Laugh zzZzssZhrugss. (2016-03-24 17:19)
Last Laugh shahkess his head, "ssaOoo when I mahke an action, my AhcjtionzzZzssZ aare dizzZzssZCribed in Ah sSzzsssluhrred vaoisje becjaUhsSzzssseh I'm drunk." He zzZzssZarcAssticaolly adds, "Thawt makehzzZzssZ ZSssSensSzzssse." (2016-03-24 17:21)

Maximillion Pike says “Someone quick, spin Last Laugh around really quick and see where he ends up! ” (2016-03-24 19:05)

Giant Lizard plays the Superman song on piano (2016-03-24 22:20)

Jean Lafitte swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 03:07)

Winston says “Just been to the beach bar.” (2016-03-25 13:06)
Winston gives you a bottle of rum. (2016-03-25 13:06)

Kid Showbusiness says “Hey everyone, schwerve is here, so like he said, be prepared to get yelled at. ” (2016-03-25 16:10)

Jean Lafitte swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 16:32)
Jean Lafitte starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-25 19:44)
Jean Lafitte says “I feel like a king 'Cause I just kissed my baby” (2016-03-25 19:44)

Giant Lizard starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-25 19:44)
Giant Lizard says “And money don't mean a thing to me, no 'Cause I just kissed my baby” (2016-03-25 19:44)

Kid Showbusiness says “Ooo. Kissing. ” (2016-03-25 19:45)

mushy nebakanezer starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-25 19:45)
mushy nebakanezer says “Falls so good, ha Tamat I jakst kamsed my bakby” with a slight accent. (2016-03-25 19:45)

Jean Lafitte says “Well, well, well, ya I know I can't go wrong” (2016-03-25 19:46)

Giant Lizard says “All we ever do, ha Is decide to get along, yeah” (2016-03-25 19:46)

Jean Lafitte swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 20:07)
Jean Lafitte starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-25 20:11)
Jean Lafitte says “Sorry about all that fuss with the pumpkins...drunk out of my mind on advokaat.” (2016-03-25 20:11)
Jean Lafitte says “...and that was NOT my baby I just kissed. Turns out t'was the ghost of Nick Soapdish. ” (2016-03-25 20:13)
Jean Lafitte says “Given my present state of inebriation, and the remarkable similarities betwixt the two, it's regrettable but understandable.” (2016-03-25 20:15)
Jean Lafitte swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 20:48)
Jean Lafitte swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 20:48)
Jean Lafitte swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 20:48)
Jean Lafitte swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 20:48)

Kid Showbusiness holds up a creepy skull. (2016-03-25 20:56)
Kid Showbusiness says “Well then, I'd say we're a pretty rowdy crowd now. ” (2016-03-25 21:05)

Giant Lizard swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 21:58)
Giant Lizard swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 21:58)
Giant Lizard swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 21:58)
Giant Lizard swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-25 21:58)
Giant Lizard does a little dance (2016-03-25 21:58)

Barber Surgeon O'Neil swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-26 01:49)
Barber Surgeon O'Neil swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-26 01:49)

Kid Showbusiness starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-26 04:36)
Kid Showbusiness says “Dalaaangak, LaltFeet is a lalnikeckn bakly.” with a slight accent. (2016-03-26 04:36)

Jean Lafitte swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-26 08:40)

Last Laugh says “Alright so we got these native boys in the bar. Fine, we're all friends here. But what stops 'em from going apeslip on all us, or the innocent bystanderds of the fair city of York?” (2016-03-26 09:25)
Last Laugh says “Sure, I MIGHT buy that this Kid here, this shaman is all style and no substance. But look at Mushy, he's supposed to be a warrior right? Maybe he's washed up, no fight left in 'em. It's sad really.” (2016-03-26 09:27)

Jean Lafitte swings a jolly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-26 16:11)

Winston starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-26 16:21)
Winston says “We were born before the wind” (2016-03-26 16:21)

Jean Lafitte starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-26 16:21)
Jean Lafitte says “Also younger than the sun” (2016-03-26 16:21)

mushy nebakanezer says “Ere the bonnie bakat was won” with a slight accent. (2016-03-26 16:22)

Giant Lizard starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-26 16:22)
Giant Lizard says “As we sailed into the mystic” (2016-03-26 16:22)

Winston says “Hark, now hear the sailors cry” (2016-03-26 16:23)

Jean Lafitte says “Smell the sea and feel the sky” (2016-03-26 16:24)

Giant Lizard says “Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic” (2016-03-26 16:24)

Winston says “And when that foghorn blows” (2016-03-26 16:24)

mushy nebakanezer says “I will be cooing hokme” with a slight accent. (2016-03-26 16:25)

Winston says “And when the foghorn blows” (2016-03-26 16:26)

Jean Lafitte says “I want to hear it” (2016-03-26 16:26)

mushy nebakanezer says “I don't hokve to falar it and I want to rakck your gypsy soul” with a slight accent. (2016-03-26 16:28)

Winston says “Just like way back in the days of old” (2016-03-26 16:28)

Jean Lafitte says “And magnificently we will flow into the mystic” (2016-03-26 16:28)

Kid Showbusiness says “Schwerve, come on, you're killing us, this is worse than banshee wailing. At least with that we can drink ourselves back to tops. ” (2016-03-26 16:46)

Maximillion Pike says “When you're dead, everyone is your own karaokee machine. ” (2016-03-26 17:27)

Jean Lafitte swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-26 18:29)

Maximillion Pike scratches his back and bum with a monkey claw charm (2016-03-26 18:40)

Winston says “I went out with a gypsy once. ” (2016-03-26 18:40)

Maximillion Pike says “I am all charm right now, people.” (2016-03-26 18:41)

Giant Lizard swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-26 23:49)
Giant Lizard swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-26 23:49)

The ghostly voice of schwerve says “So, jakst to be clear, you lot prefer the whole sikoky wikickickg and screcking schokickk over poksiksikn? Tamgh crowd. ” with a slight accent. (2016-03-27 01:08)

Barber Surgeon O'Neil says “Now do Moondance.” (2016-03-27 01:32)

Jean Lafitte swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-27 03:57)

Dalek kills Zombie Pudge McCreedy with a machete. (2016-03-27 12:48)

Dalek says “WAIT FOR THE DOCTOR.” (2016-03-27 12:49)

Kid Showbusiness says “Well, you know what I say, when in York...” (2016-03-27 20:08)
Kid Showbusiness collects the head of Zombie Pudge McCreedy. (2016-03-27 20:08)
Kid Showbusiness holds up a gruesome skull. (2016-03-27 20:08)
Kid Showbusiness says “Hey everyone, I just got killed by a little English alien robot. ” (2016-03-27 20:09)
Kid Showbusiness holds up a gruesome skull. (2016-03-27 20:11)
Kid Showbusiness says “Now this ruddy great Shaman is doing dog and pony show with my remains.” (2016-03-27 20:12)

Last Laugh says “Lesson we learned today. The dead can use the living as puppets just as the living can use the dead as puppets. An important lesson... I guess.” (2016-03-27 23:13)

Winston says “The sea was full of pirates. ” (2016-03-28 12:56)

The ghostly voice of Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Nimnils. Go hork yerselves.” (2016-03-28 20:07)

Giant Lizard says “Bye everyone. It's been great ” (2016-03-28 20:29)
Giant Lizard loses too much blood from a nasty looking wound and dies. (2016-03-28 20:30)

Barber Surgeon O'Neil says “Why wouldn't giant lizerd let me save him ?” (2016-03-29 00:17)

Shroombaker says “Hello, boys n girls. Killed by Little Bunny Foo Foo, so close to Easter, too. Not a nice bunny. And not good luck. Hmrph.” (2016-03-29 03:18)
Shroombaker says “Hit me with some strong drinkage, Doc.” (2016-03-29 03:18)
Shroombaker gives you 1 gold coin. (2016-03-29 03:18)

Last Laugh says “I want pizza. New Jersey pizza.” (2016-03-29 07:46)

Shroombaker says “Anyone seen that fat-ass Gorilla? I have a banana for him.” (2016-03-29 14:18)

Aphetto Kabal swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2016-03-29 18:33)
Aphetto Kabal says “Am I drunk yet?” (2016-03-29 18:35)
Aphetto Kabal says “No...” (2016-03-29 18:36)

Last Laugh says “I'm going to play the guess where each of you guys are from place and date.” (2016-03-29 20:15)
Last Laugh says “Doc Rockwell, Southwest U.S. Possibly somewhere between Arizona or West Texas, 1972.” (2016-03-29 20:16)
Last Laugh says “Aphetto Kabal: I don't know. Some time in the not so distant future maybe 2075 - 2100. I'm thinking from central Asia, possibly India.” (2016-03-29 20:20)
Last Laugh says “Shroombaker: No idea. 1997, Illinois.” (2016-03-29 20:21)
Last Laugh says “Gethsemane Mainstream: 2024, Toranto.” (2016-03-29 20:24)
Last Laugh says “Barber Surgeon O'Neil: 1585, South eastern part of Ireland.” (2016-03-29 20:26)
Last Laugh says “and the natives were all born here because they can't stomach adventure.” (2016-03-29 20:27)

Shroombaker says “Bahaha.” (2016-03-29 22:28)
Shroombaker says “Motown, 1972.” (2016-03-29 22:28)

ShadowJack says “Hello folks..” (2016-03-30 01:31)

Winston says “Hey Mushy, who were you calling idiot?” (2016-03-30 02:06)

Gethsemane Mainstream says “Careful, my friend, it's got a kick. ” (2016-03-30 02:08)

Shroombaker says “Mushy is Plague. Not welcome here.” (2016-03-30 03:20)
Shroombaker says “Mushy is Plague. Not welcome here.” (2016-03-30 03:38)
Shroombaker says “And Mushy, you killed innocent pumpkin farmer Mr. Scavvy??” (2016-03-30 03:39)

Doctor John Simmons says “Ah. Shadowjack again. 12 more months of winter now?” (2016-03-30 03:57)

Shroombaker says “FYI - there's a pirate (Nex Paciscor) floating in the water directly south-east from here. Winston may have an interest.” (2016-03-30 14:06)

Last Laugh says “The sea pirate is dead.” (2016-03-30 15:58)
Last Laugh says “I've learned you can't trust anyone who wants to lurk in between the undertows.” (2016-03-30 15:58)

Shroombaker says “Good job, Laugh.” (2016-03-30 17:28)

Maximillion Pike says “Looks like an open bar over here again. And Shadowjack! Man I haven't seen you.....evcer!” (2016-03-30 19:53)
Maximillion Pike says “And what the heck hell is an sfdrk? A supersoldier?” (2016-03-30 20:00)

ShadowJack tips his hat to Maximillion Pike and mentions that hes seen you around here and there. (2016-03-31 00:51)
ShadowJack says “Hey Doc.. Don't think we've met. Do tropical Islands really get winters ? ” (2016-03-31 00:58)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “hehreh'zzZzssZ theh yOoork nNnaotionnnaol AhNnthem zzZzssZUhuhhuhnnng to thehr tunne offf the zzZzssZtaor spangled banNnnner ” (2016-03-31 06:01)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “yaoaooaOoorrrKKK!!!! IZSssS tHe GreAhtest townnn Ooonn earrrrtH!!!!” (2016-03-31 06:02)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “aannnd wInnZSssStooonNn's aZSssSzzZzssZehzzZzssZ red GlAhre!!! cryInNnG lIKeh a BABy In awIr!!! Gaove prooooof tHruh tHeh nnIGHt tHaosSzzssst yorK wAzzZzssZ stIll tHarrr!!!” (2016-03-31 06:04)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “AND YORK WE DEFEND!!!! WINSON LIKES TO KISS MEN!!!” (2016-03-31 06:05)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Gave proofff tHrUh tHeh nIeI tHat yorK was KICKINnG BUhuhhuhtt. ” (2016-03-31 06:06)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “oooH sSzzsssoay caon you sSzzsssee tHe yorK fFflaaG pOoole cooornHolInnnG uhUp tHrUh tHe zzZzssZKIeZSssS?!!” (2016-03-31 06:07)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “awnd tHeh lannd aof tHe fffreeee!!! awnnd tHe HOoommmmeh off sSzzsssHraOoooooMmMBaKehr BeInNnG oa BIG dUhmMB BItCH!!” (2016-03-31 06:08)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy fFfinisSzzssshing his ssaonng there is nNnot a dry eye inn theh hoUhuhhuhzzZzssZeh, AhNnd he passssehsSzzsss ooout iNn ah big pile ofFf dirty bAr rawgs. (2016-03-31 06:10)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!” (2016-03-31 06:14)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “eeeyyawAhoauhUUhuhgghhhhh!!! oaiiiiieehee!!!! yarghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ” (2016-03-31 06:20)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “*snaore*” (2016-03-31 06:20)

Winston says “A proper Scally wouldn't lean in and whisper 'I hate you'. He'd probably offer to have a go at my nuts with his weed grinder or something. ” (2016-03-31 14:47)
Winston looks in horror at the zombie's ankles. (2016-03-31 14:47)
Winston says “At least one of the legs of those tracksuit bottoms needs to be tucked in, mate. ” (2016-03-31 14:49)
Winston says “Apart from that, I appreciate a good tune. Fancy kissing and making up you great big rotting dope? ” (2016-03-31 14:49)
Winston grins (2016-03-31 14:50)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy givesSzzsss winNnston aw sSzzssskull staoff. (2016-03-31 15:44)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “tawkeh it. It'zzZzssZ gived mmmme nnuthinnng bUhuhhuht griefFf.” (2016-03-31 15:45)

Aphetto Kabal starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-31 18:48)
Aphetto Kabal says “Non siate ritrosi, occhietti vezzosi” (2016-03-31 18:48)

Zombie Pudge McCreedy starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-31 18:48)
Zombie Pudge McCreedy says “dUheh lammpi AmmoooroooZSssSi vibrate Uhuhhuhn pOoo quhUà.” (2016-03-31 18:48)

mushy nebakanezer starts acting very strangely. (2016-03-31 18:48)
mushy nebakanezer says “Felici rakdeteci, amate con noi” with a slight accent. (2016-03-31 18:48)
Aphetto Kabal says “E noi felicissime faremo anche voi” (2016-03-31 18:49)

The spectral figure of schwerve twirls spirakual mogtache (2016-03-31 18:50)

Master Dan jun Perls says “Wow. Crowded room, it be. ” (2016-03-31 21:27)

You say “Mister Laugh, I guess you haven't seen Cowboys v Aliens. My finest film.”
You say “Tasty berry wine for everyone!”
You say “Mister Scherve, without a drink in your spectral hand you are not in a position to twirl your moustache with finesse.”

ShadowJack says “I am seeing more folks from the Plague here in York lately. It a war brewing? If anybody wants to ask FlayII his intentions he is in a hut to the NW of the weapons hut.” (2016-04-01 02:04)
ShadowJack enjoys his newly aquired gourd of tasty berry wine, and wonders how to make it. (2016-04-01 02:07)

You say “War? Good God. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again.”
You say “There aren't many other congregations left on the island, Mister Shadowjack. I'd prefer to think of the issue from a glass half-full perspective and hope they're coming over for a drink.”

Last Laugh says “Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before the plague that's been... um, plaguing this island would begin to infect York as well.” (2016-04-01 03:54)
Last Laugh says “As for Cowboys v Aliens. Never heard of it.” (2016-04-01 03:55)

You say “I would hope the Fear/Plague people would find some spirited resistance from those who would prefer to hang out in a bar and engage in general silliness. Still, you never know.”
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