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Author Topic: The Royal Expedition's Grand (Autumn-Themed) Elephant Hunt  (Read 15427 times)
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« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2015, 07:20:24 PM »

Hahaha I just thought "what a coincidence"
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« Reply #31 on: September 02, 2015, 03:22:42 AM »

Elephants are everywhere I was almost trampled in my sleep.
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« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2015, 03:48:03 AM »

Arrrr. Don't shoot me! I nourt be an elephant! 

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« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2015, 07:15:59 PM »

I'm struggling to find any!
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« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2015, 11:05:24 PM »

What is a respectable score for a contest of this nature?
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« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2015, 11:05:45 PM »

I'm struggling to find any!

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I be done! I'm spent. Terrible Ed has at last managed t' crawl t' th' sand t' avoid th' big gray tusked landlubbers what charges th''r great fat girth at 'im again an' again, an' tumpet's at 'im wi' thar horrid great snouts! I has broke near ever' blade I ever owned on th''r fat hide an' 'as dumped a king's ransomed in fungi juice down me gizzard!!! To no avail. Me quest 'as ended. Th' rest o' ye kill as many o' th' morbidly obese gray land-squids as ye can! Arr-venge me! Arr-venge me!  Angry  



Update: Not sure 'ow many I sent to land-squid heaven. But nay twenty. Twenty?!! Akbar, did ye acquire the storied Shartak AK-47 in ar' previous contest??

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« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2015, 11:26:44 PM »

I am locked in mortal combat, in-between naps, at this very moment with a southbound pachyderm hoping to score one more kill before the whistle she blows.
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« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2015, 11:59:44 PM »

I think any number of elephant kills is respectable. In three days of wandering I only came across about half a dozen. It seems there were a couple other hunters in my neck of the woods. Luckily some of the ones I did find were half dead already. It's times like this I wish I'd made a donation and got rid of the IP limit. Else I'd still be hunting.
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« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2015, 12:19:11 AM »

I lost track. I think I killed at least 20 though.
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« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2015, 01:57:16 PM »

Good grief, 20!? I think I got 5. 6, depending on the start time, I wasn't looking. I did find every damned tiger on the island, though. I might as well have been wearing a meat dress.
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« Reply #40 on: September 03, 2015, 05:14:32 PM »

I have found precisely one elephant since this started, nearly killed it too.   Sad
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« Reply #41 on: September 03, 2015, 06:18:54 PM »

three elephants, found a few yesterday but didn't have the time or AP to finish them off. Knew I should have kept fungi juice hidden all over the island.
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« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2015, 07:11:22 PM »

Be the contest finished? Does we recieves certificates of participation? Like 3th grader girlies in a potata' sack race?
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« Reply #43 on: September 03, 2015, 07:36:12 PM »

If someone can come up with a respectable participation badge, I'm sure I can beg another favour from Simon... I think the meal we all went for has long ran out in favours haha.

I killed about 5 but like Gridflay: managed to find lots of tigers!

...well, they found me!

Post your scores if you can and I'll have Simon confirm.

Winner receives a Hunting Rifle and a badge.

See Neil Tathers' in game profile for the badge image.
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« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2015, 08:32:18 PM »

If someone can come up with a respectable participation badge, I'm sure I can beg another favour from Simon... I think the meal we all went for has long ran out in favours haha.

I killed about 5 but like Gridflay: managed to find lots of tigers!

Tygers. Ter'ible things. I curse them! During th' hunt aye encountered two Ferocious Tygers! Employin' me incredible piorate cunning, aye runned from them in terror like an old lady tryin' to catch a bus. If ye be goin' by th' honor system,    I figures I kilt between nine an' one-bucketfull o' an' twenty-eight elephants! I be unsure. I were in a frenzy! At one point I were rollin' around screamin' in a writhin' sea o' decapitated packyderm trunks! Me, I blames the fungi. I were more beast than man. My shame be ter'ible, but I will with 'eavy heart still accept the rifle an' badge. 'till the matter be settled, I be yer 'umble servant, Terrible Ed Rickets.  



  
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