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« on: October 28, 2014, 08:07:45 AM »

Blue Hummingbird is marrying Blinding Tigerclaw on 11 November in the Raktam Throne Room.

All luminaries of the island are welcome to attend.

[OOC: the two of them are going to be parked in Raktam, giving out sage advice and gifts to visitors.]
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2014, 09:57:17 AM »

OOC: Yep. Nothing quite like marrying yourself, huh?
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2014, 11:49:53 PM »

OOC: Yep. Nothing quite like marrying yourself, huh?

I support narcissism.
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 02:51:16 AM »

OOC: Yep. Nothing quite like marrying yourself, huh?

I support narcissism.

To marry yourself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2014, 04:50:23 AM »

Well that's what I keep telling myself.

Anyway Raktam was looking a bit shabby and not much was happening, so its been spruced up and some roads cleared so its looking a bit better.
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2014, 05:35:47 AM »

Wasn't Blue Hummingbird married before? Or am I thinking of Monaliza and Barack Obama?
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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2014, 09:36:37 AM »

Wasn't Blue Hummingbird married before? Or am I thinking of Monaliza and Barack Obama?

Yep. Think they had an exchange of rings when that happened - I was in a hiatus so I didn't see it myself.
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2014, 04:22:02 AM »

Sounds like you've invented a full proof way to get out of paying alimony!
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2014, 02:34:17 PM »

Some colour and movement to Raktam more than anything else.

Anyway, all attendees get fungi juice.
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2014, 09:10:41 PM »

Lucky scalawag. She be built like a brick hade!



Oops, wrong pichur. And be there an gps for the wedding party? If I get thar, I don't wants t' end up part of the buffet.
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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2014, 10:59:18 PM »

Raktam is a pretty outsider friendly place... It's north-west of the traders hut.

Since your last move:
Blue Hummingbird says “Welcome to Raktam, Mister Pike. I don't recall you coming here before....” with a slight accent. (2014-11-08 13:54)
Blue Hummingbird says “And to answer your question, the swamp out to the far east. We have alligators to kill and swords to find.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-08 14:00)
Clan News has been added by Blue Hummingbird for the clan Imperial Raktam Army: Royal wedding: new heavy sword expedition (2014-11-08 14:32)

Maximillion Pike says “We have crossed paths a few times. I believe I was in some sort of stupor and you all just left me on the ground instead of the good 'ol savage chop chop. ” (2014-11-08 16:29)
Maximillion Pike says “I'd enjoy joining your army, but I'm not really a service man. I did the trading, the trailing, the hunting, the exploring, the agriculture...” (2014-11-08 16:31)
Maximillion Pike says “which is unusual because now some bloke named Magnus Pike is running around being apple cherry, making forests and such. Never met the guy till the other day. ” (2014-11-08 16:32)
Maximillion Pike says “Good thing we don't look alike because he doesn't need people thinking we're brothers or cousins or what not. Anyway, now I'm into the brewing. I hope these don't spoil if I'm not the one holding em. ” (2014-11-08 16:35)
Maximillion Pike gives you a bottle of fermenting tasty berry juice. (2014-11-08 16:36)
Maximillion Pike says “They really pack a punch. Although I don't recommend drinking 7 of them while caught in the grip of a python. Not only can you not move from its grasp, booze seconds that. That was a long, long day. ” (2014-11-08 16:38)
Maximillion Pike says “I ramble a tadders when I've been into the wine, so that's my only flaw. The only one of many. And I love talking about myself too. Funny that. So, it's the swamp for you two, eh? Beats spooge island.” (2014-11-08 16:41)

You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 09:18)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 09:18)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 09:18)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 09:18)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 13:24)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 13:24)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 13:24)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 13:24)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 13:25)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 13:25)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 13:25)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 13:25)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 13:25)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-09 13:25)

kiwimage says “I fear that brew was bad. Perhaps you shook it too much when handing it to me.” (2014-11-09 13:27)

Starbreeze says “Some has recently killed our Najdam O_O” (2014-11-09 18:11)

Maximillion Pike says “Figured that might happen. The rest turned out tasty enough. ” (2014-11-09 21:32)

Raffles says “Someone killed the shaman. I'm fairly certain it was Nihlia.” (2014-11-09 22:28)

Maximillion Pike says “Come on Raffles, showing up to the throne room without a parrot? Not like you, mate. You're always sporting a parrot. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-09 22:43)

Raffles says “You want to see my parrot? But of course, old chap.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-09 23:33)
Raffles says “Polly, attack!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-09 23:33)
Raffles attacks you with a falcon for 3 damage. (2014-11-09 23:34)
Raffles watches the bird dive at the congregation. (2014-11-09 23:35)
Raffles says “He's such a lively fellow.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-09 23:35)
Raffles says “Oooh..” with a slight accent. (2014-11-09 23:35)
Raffles winces. (2014-11-09 23:36)
Raffles says “Try to cover your eyes next time, Serpens, old man. He sees it as a challenge otherwise.” (2014-11-09 23:36)
Raffles holds out his wrist. (2014-11-09 23:37)
Raffles says “Here, Polly! Good Peregrine Parrot! Come to daddy!” (2014-11-09 23:38)
Raffles ducks as the "parrot" swoops over his head. (2014-11-09 23:39)
Raffles says “You ungrateful little batard!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-09 23:39)
Raffles draws a pistol. (2014-11-09 23:40)
Raffles says “It's your choice, Polly. You can heel, or you can be lunch. Choose carefully now.” (2014-11-09 23:41)
Raffles scowls at the "parrot" as it settles on a rafter. (2014-11-09 23:42)
Raffles says “Be like that then. But they'll be no Najdam jerky for you now.” (2014-11-09 23:42)
Raffles says “Don't look at me like that, it's your own fault.” (2014-11-09 23:43)

Maximillion Pike says “Good ness, that's a falcon? I thought it was just bunch of flashy pirate whooey you mad men always wear. I bet I could train a bat. Not sure how tough that would look. Well, sorry, Polly. ” (2014-11-10 15:28)
You smell the unmistakable aroma of tasty berry wine. You gain 8 XP. (2014-11-10 17:45)

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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2014, 01:03:38 AM »

Maximillion Pike uses a healing herb on you and restores 3 health. (2014-11-10 22:12)

Helena Handbasket says “Hello everyone. I have pistols for sale. Anyone interested?” (2014-11-10 23:09)
Helena Handbasket says “Lots of people in this hut. What's going on? Is this a party?” (2014-11-10 23:15)

Gentleman Jim Parnell gives you a parrot feather charm. (2014-11-11 04:39)
Gentleman Jim Parnell says “My dead Hummingbird, please accept this parrot feather charm on the occasion of your upcoming nupitials.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 04:40)
Gentleman Jim Parnell says “My dear Hummingbird rather!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 04:41)
Gentleman Jim Parnell says “And in which hut is the bachelor party being held?” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 04:43)

Blinding Tigerclaw looks perplexed. "I am not entirely sure there will be a stag party..." (2014-11-11 09:44)
Blinding Tigerclaw gives Helena Handbasket an empty gourd. "it contains squid farts. Enjoy." (2014-11-11 09:45)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “We seem to missing the only person who can marry us: Raffles. Where is he? As Grand Vizier he has a job to do.” (2014-11-11 09:46)

Maximillion Pike says “Well if it isn't the Gentleman. Last I saw of you was in York and you were trying to murder our shaman. I believe you damned me to heck hell before making tracks? Funny we should both end up here. ” (2014-11-11 15:34)

You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 18:18)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 18:18)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 18:18)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 18:18)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds gives you a bottle of rum. (2014-11-11 19:29)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds gives you some pair of batwing earrings. (2014-11-11 19:33)
You hear TheDreadThespian burt reynolds whisper “Hummingbird, you've never looked lovlier! Take these earrings as a token to remember our drunken night of passion in a hut in Dalpok! ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 19:38)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Tigerclaw, you son of a shaman, I didn't know you had it in you! Marriage isn't easy. I've been avoiding Loni Anderson's death squadrons for years!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 19:44)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Here my friend, take this gourd of fungi! Looking at Hummingbird, you'll need all the AP you can get tonite. Heh heh. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 19:46)

Maximillion Pike says “Well, it certianly wouldn't be a wedding if friggin Burt Reynolds didn't show up. Speaking of which, when is this going down? Anyone know? ” (2014-11-11 20:30)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:42)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:44)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:45)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:45)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:45)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:46)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:46)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:46)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:46)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:46)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:46)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:46)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:47)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:47)
You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-11 20:47)

You hear TheDreadThespian burt reynolds whisper “Can I kiss the bride?” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 21:17)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “l'chaim Pike!" He drinks his wine. "Nice batchelor party. But I expected more strippers.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 21:38)

Maximillion Pike says “I unno Burt, have some of these lady savages don't have much going on in the clothing dept. anyway. ” (2014-11-11 21:55)
Maximillion Pike says “I mean, someone could go dig Miriam out of her pumkin patch. I have a few hundred gold pieces she might want to drop some pantaloon. ” (2014-11-11 21:59)
Maximillion Pike says “And I sure as heck hell don't see Nihlia doing anything remotely like dancing for anything but a scary blood moon. I think those are the only two ladies I know on this island. Huh. ” (2014-11-11 22:08)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Miriam was something. Back before electricity. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 22:09)

Maximillion Pike says “I guess shartak in native tongue means 'sausage island'. Oh, wello. The only stag party I'm interested in seeing is one aboard the ghost ship. That. That would be one for the parchments. ” (2014-11-11 22:10)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Nihlia kinda just stands there like a statue. Not real erotic.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 22:12)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I just left 'The Ghost Ship'! It's like a dude's paradise.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 22:14)
Maximillion Pike says “Now there is a place I haven't been to, the ghost ship! I'm a little dubious about the dude's paradise thing. Any ladies on board? I will go and marry a lass next week on the ghost ship if there is.” (2014-11-11 22:17)
Maximillion Pike says “Then the noble royalty that is Hummingbird can get it annuled fast, because i'm sure all the vitamins and minerals and booze won't cure me of what I expect to bring out of that plan internally. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 22:18)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “The last female aboard was Helena Handbasket! Shesh! She's no Adrienne Barbeau.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 22:24)

Maximillion Pike says “Aye. I mean, this friggin island is nothing but banana beer, tears, and a heavy sword through your gullet or a crusty wooden club across the deck. But where are the Barbeaus? Huh? ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 22:27)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I hear you. And no protein! The pirates are virtually falling apart. We have animals, but somehow, a BLT is out of the question. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 22:31)

Maximillion Pike says “Not to be a downer during this wedded bliss event. I guess we will know when it on when Clawman goes next to to trim up his sharge feathers. Can't see the bride before the wedding and all that. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 22:33)
Maximillion Pike says “Dammit, Burt. If I have to eat one more Nanner while staring at a raging forest fire, I'm going to lose my mind. I tried eating a parrot I held near a buring tree, but it didn't come out as well.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 22:35)

Helena Handbasket says “So when does this shindig commence?” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 23:26)
Helena Handbasket says “This hut's gonna get crowded I think.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-11 23:26)
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Maximillion Pike says “Sorry, Hummers, I would have thought for sure the groom would have been murdered by now. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-12 07:39)
Maximillion Pike says “But a shifty pirate not being where he should be is a Huge surprise. Glad this one is byob. Some pour saltwater in my eyes to wake me when the nuptials begin. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-12 07:42)

Helena Handbasket shoots burt reynolds a dirty look (2014-11-12 17:33)

Gentleman Jim Parnell says “The traditional murdering of the local shaman! A wedding day classic! I wonder how that tradition began? Such fun!" He whispers to Serpens. "Look, Kid Showbusiness! The 'Usher' of Shartak Island! ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-12 21:11)
Gentleman Jim Parnell says “I just found a blowpipe! Favors have been scattered about the chapel! Everybody search! I'd love a Bear Claw Guantlet! Or a trident!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-12 21:21)

Maximillion Pike says “Took a look around, no Raffles. Anyone know any party games? I need to distract myself some, it's been almost a week without my saltwater man-douche and bits are becoming agitated. Hey! Catch Knify!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-12 22:36)

Johnny Bollocks says “Did I miss it?” with a slight accent. (2014-11-12 23:08)

Helena Handbasket says “You're having RAFFLES do the ceremony? I see. That explains why we're all standing around waiting. The man is nefarious.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-12 23:10)

Ten of Swords says “Ah thanks Pike!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 00:38)
Ten of Swords has a drink (2014-11-13 00:38)

Maximillion Pike says “Nah, Bollocks. The bride and groom seem to be in some sort of suspended animation. For a throne room, it's sort of boring. But hey now that your here, games or murder might happen!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 00:39)
Maximillion Pike says “So, Helena, I'll but all your pistolas if you give the groom and his merry men a dance. What say you? Pay specific attention to me. Just a suggestion as we wait for the next century to roll around.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 00:46)

Helena Handbasket wanders outside (2014-11-13 01:19)

Maximillion Pike says “Yikes. Well she left in a hurry. Hopefully to get more pistols.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 02:06)

Ten of Swords says “A time for a game of William Tell? Who will be Vollmer?” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 02:24)
Ten of Swords says “That's really not wedding fare.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 02:24)

Maximillion Pike says “Waa huh huh hu up! Well, that was a nice drunken stupor. F” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 05:34)
Maximillion Pike says “Are they married yet? I'm guessing no. Mmm berry wine . Wedded bliss is my favorite pastime. The Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “Pistolets pour la vente. 600 Or chaque. Ou deux pouB” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 05:38)
Maximillion Pike says “Hehe. Who would do that? And when can I spear” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 05:39)
Maximillion Pike says “Some appetizers. I'll even eat salted shargle, and those nuggets are just terrible. I know rubber hasn't been invented yet, but these things. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 05:43)
Maximillion Pike says “Uff. Ten sword man, I want to know the game, but it is lost on me. Rem” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 05:45)
Maximillion Pike says “Rem. Rem. And now it's a party. I know, I know, these wonderful moments deserve proper tidings... D. Someone remmind me where I am? A staff party, right?” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 05:49)
Maximillion Pike says “Why you savages prefer drinking from gourds is beyond me. I'm always surprised when I see a new native not named a” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 05:52)
Maximillion Pike says “proper day like Tuesday” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 05:53)
Maximillion Pike says “Uff. Seriously, love you all, this is a special month. If the usher is here, I guess we can sort of get on with it. Kiddie, maybe walk them near a candle or something. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 05:57)
Maximillion Pike says “Clearly it's... I mean... Tigersatch just marry the bird. No wait, I do like filling up on berry wine before raffles and his nightmare parrot return ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 06:03)
Maximillion Pike says “Okay. OKAY. I promise not tot, heh, tot, to say Anything during the ceremony. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 06:06)

Blinding Tigerclaw says “Alright. I think the solution to this is to find a substitute to the Grand Vizier. I think its time we started handing out some suitable titles.” (2014-11-13 09:30)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “So over here, we have Serpens who is Protector of Nihliatam, otherwise known as York. But its not a religious post. So he's out.” (2014-11-13 09:31)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “Kid Showbusiness is the bomb, as we all know, and he has Faith, which means he is a temporal representative of the spirits of the ancestors. ” (2014-11-13 09:32)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “So he is a candidate. But Mister Pike here, even as an outsider, killed the zmobified python. Never have I seen such an allegory for death and penises in all my life, and he killed it.” (2014-11-13 09:33)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “Death and penises! That's the :palm:ing Book of Revelations all there in one demonic animal manifestation, and he killed it. He's the Messiah as far as I'm concerned.” (2014-11-13 09:34)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “So, Mister Pike, yoou find yourself in the unexpected position of being a walking avatar for the forces of life, loving vaginas and justice. (I'll form a Cult of the Demigod Pike some other time.) ” (2014-11-13 09:36)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “But for now, as you have been revealed as a Sainted One who has protected living creatures from this satanic all-consuming penis creature, will you take on the mantle of His Holiness the Living Saint ” (2014-11-13 09:38)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “of Shartak, and second, as your first act, marry me and the Empress of Raktam, Blue Hummingbird, thereby creatng me Emperor of Raktam?” (2014-11-13 09:39)
Blinding Tigerclaw kneels before His Holiness the Living Saint of Shartak. (2014-11-13 09:39)

Blue Hummingbird kneels before His Holiness Maximillion Pike, the Living Saint of Shartak. "Thank you for killing the giant death penis, Your Holiness."

Maximillion Pike says “Well then, I suppose if slaying some ruddy great big undead metaphor makes me able to marry up some savage love, then I heartily except. I'll need a bit of time to sober up, collect some words,” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 16:21)
Maximillion Pike says “and then get nice and toasty again to do the deed. If Rafflets shows up in the mean time, let him have a go. Meanwhile, I'll study up the lore and find some suitable oaths. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 16:23)

Ryan Coyle surveys the scene, then sneers at the sight of the outsiders revelling with the natives. (2014-11-13 17:00)
Ryan Coyle says “Hmph, no pride. You all have no pride.” (2014-11-13 17:00)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Speaking of serpents, I have a poison snake. No, I don't mean I need a dose of penicillin -- I have an actual poison snake!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 19:40)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “But considering I was married to Loni Anderson, It's very possible I have the other sort of p;oison snake too. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 19:40)

Helena Handbasket says “Hey Max. Are you related to that crazy farmer out on the main road south of the mountain? His name is Pike too I think.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 20:20)

Maximillion Pike says “Nah, that's just a bizarre coincidence. I went and talked to him and he's a dang decent fella, so no way we are realted. Plus, I was here first. Farming is a dang lonely time. Good for him.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 20:58)

Johnny Bollocks says “Does anyone want a lift to the hotel after? I've a horse outside.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-13 22:47)

Blue Hummingbird shakes her head. "Ryan Coyle. There is an outider word which describes his truculence and recalcitrance. I believe it is of French origin: "douche"." (2014-11-14 00:45)
Blue Hummingbird says “/walks out, and returns carrying a skull. "Ten of Swords killed Coyle in the med hut. An unhappy turn of events."” (2014-11-14 00:50)
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2014, 11:46:11 PM »

Blinding Tigerclaw says “We seem to missing the only person who can marry us: Raffles. Where is he? As Grand Vizier he has a job to do.” (2014-11-11 09:46)

*idly flicks though his diary*

Oh boll...

I'm at least two days walk away! I need someone to murder me! Volunteers?
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2014, 04:29:37 AM »

Helena Handbasket says “Ryan Coyle? He has crossed my path before. Unpleasant fellow. Not enough fiber in his diet I think.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-14 12:04)
Helena Handbasket says “Honestly, I'm not here for the wedding. I thought I could sell some pistols. No sales, no Helena. Guess I'll be moving on.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-14 15:18)

Nihlia nods "Not sure what my presence will accomplish. This whole event gives off a paradoxal vibe." (2014-11-14 15:59)
Nihlia says “By the way, I wish you'd take my name off your "conquest" of York. Taking freedoms with the names of the dead or missing to plaster across your map is one thing.” (2014-11-14 16:10)
Nihlia says “They aren't around to object against any gross oversights. Meanwhile I find it insulting to be associated with something polar opposite of what I stand for.” (2014-11-14 16:10)

Johnny Bollocks says “Well that was all a bit whiny.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-14 21:49)

Maximillion Pike says “Come on, Bollocks, nothing wrong with a bit of pride. Clearly we are immune. You should here the things newcomers have yelled at my corpse after only speaking once. No you don't. It's horrifying. ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-15 01:01)

Johnny Bollocks says “I often chat with my recently slain enemies. Usually about the guilty feeling I'm experiencing.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-15 13:18)

Sasaraharla says “Congratulations. I wish you both many years of happiness.” (2014-11-15 17:40)


You hear Najdam calling for assistance. (2014-11-16 01:46)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Good for you Blinding Tigerclaw! You liked it, so you put a ring on it!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-16 03:58)

Nihlia frowns "Repeated murders of the town shaman is an affront to the entire village. You invite some foul company here. Have your ritual on your own." (2014-11-16 13:43)

Maximillion Pike says “Seems sort of odd that pretty much nobody here has been killed yet. I mean, this village is a damn decent place. I say that now, but I bet wholesale slaughter is on its way.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-16 16:58)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “You said something about pretty? Ha! Well that's damn decent of you Pike -- I do my best. You gotta mosturize.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-16 22:15)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I have to say, of all the cannibal weddings I've attending this year, this is certainly the finest! Hazaah! Here's to the happy couple!" Burt drinks whatever was put before him." Whooo! I'm sh-tfaced!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-16 22:20)

Maximillion Pike says “Whyooo I'm getting there! You know what that means! I'm going to go fetch a tiger and ride it around the hut until Love ties the knot!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-16 23:25)

TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Have some more Pike! One for you, one for me and one for my homies!" He gives Pike a bottle of rum and then pours some on the floor." For Jerry Reed and Dom Delouise!" ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:23)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “that'ZSssS 'GhaOoozzZzssZt ZSssShip' rUhuhhuhmmmmm pikeh -- taoke it ehahsSzzsssy!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:31)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I'm gonna sing a song for the happy couple! No warm july in winters night, no harvest moon to light one tender august night! no april sun, no halloween! no ... I jus called to say, i love youuuu!!! ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:37)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I jhahoaooZzzzzZZzzZzzzZzssZss zzZzssZhaauhUlehd ...zzZzssZsSzzssszzZzssZnNnAy' nUhhuh sjArhnnnnd!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:39)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “everyBOooddyyy zzZzssZinNng!!!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:39)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “nNnaAagh! thereh's aa dAhmn tiger inNn the hut!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:41)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “where'zzZzssZ HehlenAh Haonnndbassket?! 45 mMore bOoottless ofFf rUhmmmmm, AhnNnd I'll be almmmmmOoosst drunnk ehnaOoough taOoo take her to buhUrt-villeh.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:43)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “kiwiMmMage, yaoUhuhhuh big bolaoNnehy, do yaOooUhuhhuh Cawll that doansjin'?!!" BUhrt fAllzzZzssZ aoZSssSleep. "ZSzzZSzzszzzZsszzszZsszzszZzzZzZSz."” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:46)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Ghnnnnnnn! sssjaorpiaonns!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:48)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “ZzzzZzzZzsZZzZzzZzzZzzZzZsszzszZzzzZsszzszszzZSzzzZsszzszZzzzszzZzzzZsszzszzZzz.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:48)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “zzZsZZzzZzz. uhNn! whereh's theh damNn sjhooocolateh ffaouhntaiNn?” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:52)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “It'sSzzsss nNnaot aa wedding withaOoouhUt aa chosjaOoolate fFfounNntawin!!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:52)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “anNn wherehsSzzsss mmy grooooMmMZSssSmmmmman'sSzzsss gift? a mmmaoney clip -- a sSzzssswizzZzssZZSssS AhrMmMy knNnaOooifeh -- oa heaovy swooord?” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:55)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “I dooon't give this mmmAhrrioage twooo wehehksSzzsss. BlindinNng tigerclAhw izzZzssZ taoaOoo mmusjh aOoof aa plAhyAh!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 01:58)
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Damn, what a sausage fest! Sasaraharla, are you a chick? ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 02:01)

Otfried has left the clan Imperial Raktam Army (2014-11-17 08:03)

Malice has joined the clan Imperial Raktam Army (2014-11-17 08:03)

Raffles bursts in, panting. (2014-11-17 13:31)
Raffles says “I declare ... *gasp* ... I declare this wedding open.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 13:32)
Raffles collapses. (2014-11-17 13:33)

Blinding Tigerclaw says “Gosh Nihlia gets a bit whiny doesn't she? You'd think the bloody conquest of a fifth of the island in her name would make her happy.” (2014-11-17 13:39)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “Raffles, meet Pike. He's your co-celebrant. You'll need to sort it out between yourselves.” (2014-11-17 13:40)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “Preferably without pistols. Oh I know. Raffles, you can give the bride away and make a speech.” (2014-11-17 13:41)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “People, I think we are ready to begin. Someone please play the organ. No, put that away Raffles!” (2014-11-17 13:42)

Raffles says “No pistols, eh? Heavy Swords it is!” (2014-11-17 14:02)
Raffles says “En guarde, Pike!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 14:03)
Raffles dances around, waiving his Heavy épée. (2014-11-17 14:05)

Blinding Tigerclaw sighs. (2014-11-17 14:47)

Johnny Bollocks says “I can play the organ. Here we go!” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 20:41)

Gentleman Jim Parnell says “Yes." Smiling broadly. "We heard that about you Bollocks." ” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 20:56)

Sasaraharla performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here. (2014-11-17 21:00)

Raffles scowls. (2014-11-17 21:54)
Raffles says “Right then. Can we begin?” (2014-11-17 21:55)
Raffles says “Mawwige.” with a slight accent. (2014-11-17 21:56)
Raffles says “Mawwige is what bwings us together today.” (2014-11-17 21:57)
Raffles says “Mawwige, that bwessed awangement. That dweam, within a dweam.” (2014-11-17 21:58)
Raffles says “So tweasure your wove for each other.” (2014-11-17 21:59)
Raffles coughs. (2014-11-17 21:59)
Raffles says “*ahem* Who gives this totty to be married?” (2014-11-17 22:02)
Raffles checks his watch. (2014-11-18 00:18)

Neil Tathers says “Alright, I'm here to give a bride away! Which one is the blushing bride?” (2014-11-18 01:15)

Blinding Tigerclaw says “I think everyone has their roles confused. St Maximillion is the celebrant. Raffles i the person giving away the bride. Tathers, aren't you dead in a tower? I guess I could use a best man.” (2014-11-18 04:21)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “Especially now Nihlia has walked out on us. I think she is nsommomming. I think that's a eupehmism for selling healing herbs at the trader to become the third rickest person on the island.” (2014-11-18 04:22)
Blinding Tigerclaw says “Kid Showbusiness! Can you keep the attendees busy while we sort ourselves out?” (2014-11-18 04:23)

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