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FirstAmongstDaves
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« on: July 30, 2014, 02:15:10 AM »

Since your last move:
You hear dumb betsy let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2014-07-29 16:26)
You hear dumb betsy let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2014-07-29 16:26)
You hear dumb betsy let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2014-07-29 16:27)
You hear dumb betsy let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2014-07-29 16:27)
You hear dumb betsy let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2014-07-29 16:27)
You hear dumb betsy let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2014-07-29 16:27)
The ghostly voice of dumb betsy whispers “You're mean.” (2014-07-29 16:27)

Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 16:29)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen attacks you with a cutlass for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 16:30)
Mr. Sheen says “There, that looks better” (2014-07-29 16:30)

Doctor John Simmons says “Good morning Admiral. You look flushed! Vigorous exercise I'm guessing? Good for you.” (2014-07-29 16:48)
Doctor John Simmons says “You look quite familure. Did you ever serve on The Filthy Whore?” (2014-07-29 16:51)
Doctor John Simmons says “Next time you are in town I'd like to discuss the procurement of a pistol. How I'd love to lay my hands on one of these hog slayers.” (2014-07-29 16:52)
Doctor John Simmons says “If you have the AP, I'd suggest moving a few squares south to the French Embassy. You are ammune to attack there!” (2014-07-29 16:55)

Jean Lafitte uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2014-07-29 17:09)
Jean Lafitte uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2014-07-29 17:09)
Jean Lafitte uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2014-07-29 17:09)
Jean Lafitte uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2014-07-29 17:09)

Doctor John Simmons gives you a first aid kit. (2014-07-29 17:19)
Doctor John Simmons gives you a first aid kit. (2014-07-29 17:19)
Doctor John Simmons gives you a first aid kit. (2014-07-29 17:19)
Doctor John Simmons gives you a first aid kit. (2014-07-29 17:19)
Doctor John Simmons says “Lafitte, help me get this fatass into the French Embassy where he'll be safe from attack. ” (2014-07-29 19:55)

Mr. Clean attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 20:35)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2014-07-29 20:35)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 20:35)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)
Mr. Clean attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2014-07-29 20:36)

Doctor John Simmons says “Clean! Help me get this fatass into the French Embassy! He'll be safe there, it's off limits.” (2014-07-29 20:37)

Mr. Clean says “Just broke 2 heavy swords and a bunch of machete on your thick skull” (2014-07-29 20:37)

Doctor John Simmons uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2014-07-29 20:38)

Mr. Clean says “I ain't breaking another sword today” (2014-07-29 20:38)
Mr. Clean says “he's owed a few from me, but not today” (2014-07-29 20:39)

Doctor John Simmons says “Clean-meister, what the hell are you doing?” (2014-07-29 20:39)

Mr. Clean says “I have to farm some more” (2014-07-29 20:39)
Mr. Clean says “Check the kills I owe this pirate” (2014-07-29 20:39)

Doctor John Simmons uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2014-07-29 20:42)
Doctor John Simmons uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2014-07-29 20:42)
Doctor John Simmons uses a first aid kit on you and restores 2 health. (2014-07-29 20:42)

Jean Lafitte says “I have a feeling the Admiral's life is in danger. He perpetrated a huge killing fest in the swamp. I'll do what I can for him.” (2014-07-29 23:22)
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2014, 03:09:41 AM »

Dastardly!

What/where is this French Embassy?
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2014, 09:49:23 AM »

I'm all for a safe haven in Derby for those deemed as undesirable by The NKVD, the question is could this area be used by serial killers to escape punishment for heinous crimes?

Is it possible to find a balance - I suspect not but I still applaud the French for their stance.

Dani I believe it is south of the medical hut
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2014, 12:18:19 PM »

Curiously, the French embassy in York (also just south of the med hut) didn't know about the French embassy in Derby.

Admiral Benzolmethylecgonine successfully evaded the Derby death squad by exiting via the portal, having first thanked those who would aid him.
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2014, 02:56:27 AM »

Having just killed scherve and gridflay, Admiral Benzolethylecgonine spins his cutlass looking for a new victim....

(2014-11-08 02:46) You attack Graagh with some cat-o-nine tails for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
(2014-11-08 02:46) Underworld log successful .
(2014-11-08 02:46) Deadzone log successful .
(2014-11-08 02:47) You say “Good grief, this is like a convention of Dalpok's best and brightest! Did I stumble across some sort of super secret Dalpok illuminati meeting?” in the native language.
(2014-11-08 02:47) You attack Kid Showbusiness with a cutlass for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 67 HP.
(2014-11-08 02:48) You say “Oh. Kid Showbusiness. I'm not sure I can kill you. I'm a huge fan of your work.” in the native language.
(2014-11-08 02:48) You attack Kid Showbusiness with a cutlass for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 64 HP.
(2014-11-08 02:49) You say “Well. Yes. I guess that is it from me. Off to sleep off a massive fungi hangover. Ciao, Dalpok, keep it real.” in the native language.
(2014-11-08 02:49) You climb outside.
(2014-11-08 02:49) You step through the archway and end up somewhere else.
A pirate named Wolfsbane Kane is standing in an arch.
(2014-11-08 02:50) You say “I'd get a move on if I was you: I just killed three of Dalpok's fiercest warriors in a fungi binge and they're going to come screaming th”
(2014-11-08 02:51) You say “through that portal looking for blood any minute now.”

And... Out.

That's the second time I've let Kid Showbusiness off the hook. The first time I found him in shallow water north of Raktam about four years ago and asked for his autograph. He really is very talented.
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2014, 05:06:19 AM »

Having just killed scherve and gridflay, Admiral Benzolethylecgonine spins his cutlass looking for a new victim....

(2014-11-08 02:46) You attack Graagh with some cat-o-nine tails for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
(2014-11-08 02:46) Underworld log successful .
(2014-11-08 02:46) Deadzone log successful .
(2014-11-08 02:47) You say “Good grief, this is like a convention of Dalpok's best and brightest! Did I stumble across some sort of super secret Dalpok illuminati meeting?” in the native language.
(2014-11-08 02:47) You attack Kid Showbusiness with a cutlass for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 67 HP.
(2014-11-08 02:48) You say “Oh. Kid Showbusiness. I'm not sure I can kill you. I'm a huge fan of your work.” in the native language.
(2014-11-08 02:48) You attack Kid Showbusiness with a cutlass for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 64 HP.
(2014-11-08 02:49) You say “Well. Yes. I guess that is it from me. Off to sleep off a massive fungi hangover. Ciao, Dalpok, keep it real.” in the native language.
(2014-11-08 02:49) You climb outside.
(2014-11-08 02:49) You step through the archway and end up somewhere else.
A pirate named Wolfsbane Kane is standing in an arch.
(2014-11-08 02:50) You say “I'd get a move on if I was you: I just killed three of Dalpok's fiercest warriors in a fungi binge and they're going to come screaming th”
(2014-11-08 02:51) You say “through that portal looking for blood any minute now.”

And... Out.

That's the second time I've let Kid Showbusiness off the hook. The first time I found him in shallow water north of Raktam about four years ago and asked for his autograph. He really is very talented.

While you were killing my friends and allies I was sluaghtering tons of pirates around the shipwreck. It all evens out in the end I suppose.
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2014, 01:58:19 PM »

Daves and I have decided that "Dalpok Illuminati" would be an excellent prog rock band name.
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2014, 06:39:13 AM »

Quite so. Gridflay killed my pirate in the pirate traders hut in retaliation for his murder at my pirate's hands. My pirate's ghost tracked him down through haunting. We stood around having a conversation for a day. Very civilised but then, griddles is amongst the most urbane and nicest people to play the game.
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