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« on: December 17, 2013, 01:40:43 AM »

Bonjour mesdames et messieurs.

Je suis heureux de vous informer que Durham est maintenant sous le contrôle des forces loyales à la France. Désormais, Durham sera appelé "D'Urham".

Les habitants de D'Urham qui s'opposent à notre loi martiale temporaire se trouveront exécutés ou exilés de la péninsule D'Urham. La milice du citoyen d'être appelés "D'Urham pistoliers" sous le commandement de M. Deathstroke est responsable du maintien de l'ordre au cours de la transition. Si vous souhaitez voluneteer, s'il vous plaît signaler à M. Deathstroke.

Sinon, s'il vous plaît de rester calme et ordonnée gouvernement doit être installé en temps voulu. Vive la France!

-Comte de Saint Germain
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2013, 07:17:52 AM »

Bonjour mesdames et messieurs.

Quelques bons développements dans le respect de la libération française de D'Urham. L'arsenal a été fixé, avec le marché et l'hôpital. Il n'ya eu aucun mort ni blessé à personne. Les citoyens de D'Urham bienvenus occupation française de la péninsule.

Nous sommes très heureux de la situation dans le théâtre, et projetons une transition pacifique ot la domination française.

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2013, 09:03:20 AM »

Do I need to stop wandering and go back to Durham and kick some French  ?
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2013, 01:33:45 AM »


•2013-12-18 01:25
±Comte de Saint-Germain killed ±The King in Yellow

Nous n'avons pas de place pour les rois.
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2013, 01:51:15 PM »

I have no idea what is going on in this thread.
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2013, 04:48:17 PM »

"Ne raillons pas les Francais; leur langue est plus prétentieux... Voila tout la difference."

-- H.P. Lovecraft, 1979
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2013, 01:33:05 PM »

Ha, très vrai.

Quoi qu'il en soit, d'Urham est maintenant fermement dans le contrôle des Français. Même Jean Hobo semble se contenter de ne rien faire.
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2013, 01:35:08 PM »

I have no idea what is going on in this thread.


Les Français sont dans le contrôle de la péninsule D'Urham. Tout le monde est heureux.
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2013, 09:14:55 PM »

Meh. Et ils peuvent le garder.
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2013, 04:36:05 AM »

Heh. Mais le paysage local est magnifique, la cuisine délicieuse, et les habitants sont charmants.
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2013, 06:42:02 AM »

the plot thickens...
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In the medical hut:
Fear Itself points to the writing on the wall [“Soumettre à la domination française!”](2013-12-23 17:04)
Fear Itself says “That. These French-speaking fools think they are running Durham now.” (2013-12-23 17:05)
Fear Itself says “If anyone should be in charge here, it's ME.” (2013-12-23 17:05)
Fear Itself says “I'm planning a coup once I am strong enough. You are all welcome to join me, of course.” (2013-12-23 17:06)
Fear Itself lowers his voice to a whisper (2013-12-23 17:09)
Fear Itself says “Keep that to yourself. No need to alert the enemy right now. When they are made aware of it, it will already be too late!” (2013-12-23 17:11)
Capn jaytn says “Good evening to ye all, is it safe around here with all these French types around? ” (2013-12-23 18:59)
Comte de Saint-Germain says “Bonjour Monsieur Carreau.” (2013-12-24 04:07)

In the trader hut:
You fire at Jean Lafitte with a rifle for 5 damage (lots)
You say “Sorry Frenchie. My fingers slipped several times. Let me make it up to you.”
You whisper to Fear Itself, “I'm out of ap but I'm in with you. Kill him.”
Jean Lafitte gains 10 health from a first aid kit
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2013, 12:58:33 PM »

This thread smells like wine and cheese.
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2013, 04:48:35 PM »

I think to win the hearts and minds of the people, they're distributing exactly those. I bet the packaging makes snooty laughing sounds when the air escapes.
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2013, 07:34:56 PM »

Really? Out of all possible nations it had to be the French?
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« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2013, 12:34:25 AM »

Yes Muad, it's the easiest language for American speakers to ape.
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