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« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2013, 01:49:24 PM »

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Grunk the Pale tags himself into the match, relieving Furless Bear of the torment of this outsider. Grunk launches himself off the ropes!
You attack Lotte Brittle with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
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Grunk the Pale celebrates the resounding victory! He holds up the championship above his head!
You carve pieces off Lotte Brittle and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Lotte Brittle and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Lotte Brittle and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
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« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2013, 02:03:05 PM »

I did warn Lottie you guys were around..
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« Reply #47 on: December 12, 2013, 03:24:41 PM »

You did, but hey, Grunk got revenge.  And good warriors make good meals.
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« Reply #48 on: December 12, 2013, 11:04:44 PM »

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The Munch pops out of the grotto, covering one eye and pointing. "ARRRRR!!!!"
The Munch grins at his little pirate joke. He then notes that you do not grin at his little pirate joke.
You say “...AZZA RAM RAM MANBAGZ!!!!!”
The Munch tears your head free, jumps inside your skin and does a pirate dance before eating his way from tippy-toe to the top of your Adam's apple, grinning in your dying eyes all the while!!!!
You say “NAM NAM NAM!!!!”
You attack Dick Deadeye with a knife for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 45 XP.
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« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2013, 11:37:55 PM »

"manbagz?"

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« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2013, 01:39:19 PM »

Grunk feasted twice today, once was because a spirit weakened his prey for him, and another was because a tiger weakened his prey.

He's now trying to fend the tiger off from his well deserved meal.
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« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2013, 03:11:29 PM »

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A tiger mauls you for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 03:35)
The tiger causes a nasty wound which starts bleeding. You need a first aid kit to heal the wound. (2013-12-13 04:05)
A tiger attacks you for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 04:05)
A tiger mauls you for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 05:05)
A tiger attacks you for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 07:35)
A tiger mauls you for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 10:05)
A tiger attacks you for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 10:35)
A tiger mauls you for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 11:35)
A tiger attacks you for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 12:05)
A tiger mauls you for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:05)
A tiger attacks you for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:35)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:36)
You hear Grunk the Pale whisper “I should thank this tiger. First a spirit, and now a tiger helps me. CHAOTIC FORCES OF SHARTAK! ASSEMBLE!” with a slight accent. (2013-12-13 13:37)
You hear Grunk the Pale whisper “Honestly, I think I'm losing my mind.” with a slight accent. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die. (2013-12-13 13:37)
Grunk the Pale says “STAY AWAY TIGER! MY MEAL!” with a slight accent. (2013-12-13 13:38)
Grunk the Pale carves pieces off the body of Dani al-Ghazali and begins eating! (2013-12-13 13:38)
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« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2013, 09:05:50 PM »

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The Munch lopes into the grotto, tummy all a-grumble, looking for happiness--and clapping gleefully at the three inhabitants!


He eyes the fellow cannibal, his horribly wounded state...aware of the spirits in the room, he sighs, feeling it is his duty to rob these evil ghosts of their prey!


You attack Stitch99 with a wooden club for 3 damage. You gain 1 XP. They die.
You carve pieces off Stitch99 and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.

You say “Azza hazzam nam-namz.....anh hanh....zarrah brazzah...”

The Munch sniffs the air.....settles on another...burps.

You attack L'Gran Shargler with a wooden club for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They die. You gain 38 XP.
You carve pieces off L'Gran Shargler and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.

The Munch pats his distended belly as he finishes sucking the meat from an errant tibia....eyes the last occupant of the grotto, eyes glittering...

You attack Mazrim with a wooden club for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.

The Munch gently reaches...and plucks your skull from it's moorings, sucking out the delicacy within!

You carve pieces off Mazrim and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

The Munch belches again, satisfied, gingerly stepping over the various remains, and ambles into the night!
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« Reply #53 on: December 15, 2013, 05:54:25 PM »

When does Santa show up?
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« Reply #54 on: December 16, 2013, 01:15:18 AM »

If it's anything like last year, the elves will show up first, and then Santa.
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« Reply #55 on: December 16, 2013, 02:33:23 AM »

It looks like the cannibals showed up first this year.  Cool
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« Reply #56 on: December 16, 2013, 02:47:31 AM »

I woke up Kali'na for the Holidays but then forgot to copy what she said. It went something like this:

Kali'na sneaks in and looks around for Santa
You say "Looks like he's not here yet so I guess I will have dinner.
You attack Hump the Messiah with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You say “"Burb. Thanks for dinner!”
You climb outside.
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A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54)
A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06)
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« Reply #57 on: December 21, 2013, 05:16:59 PM »

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The Munch bursts in, looking quite emaciated, slobbering, and trips immediately over the pile of corpses strewn about the place.
The Munch clambers to his usual hunkering position, tries to articulate "My, what an abbatoir!" and instead barks "NAM NAMZ!??!!!!"
The Munch yanks one well-wisher from the lap of the fat red man. "NAH GRAB ZANNA GRAZZ!!"
You attack sfdrk with a knife for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

Eekum Bokum performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.

The Munch suddenly realizes his bretheren are all sleeping here, and chews quietly....
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« Reply #58 on: December 21, 2013, 05:40:10 PM »

Yeah...15 bodies definitely counts as a shartak slaughterhouse.
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« Reply #59 on: January 12, 2014, 03:18:03 AM »

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You say “Hanh?”

You attack Grashpatak with a knife for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
 
The Munch grows excited, clapping feverishly. "NAM NAMZ!!!"

You attack Ezekiel Jones with a knife for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 38 XP.

You say “Nam namz! Nam nam namz!”

You attack Liberal Pi with a knife for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 38 XP.

The Munch swoons, an orgy of bloodthirst and satiation! He capers and jigs in the entrails and offal of bliss!

You attack Kakepatis with a knife for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 38 XP.

You carve pieces off Kakepatis and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Kakepatis and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Kakepatis and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Ezekiel Jones and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Ezekiel Jones and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Ezekiel Jones and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Grashpatak and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Grashpatak and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Grashpatak and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Liberal Pi and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Liberal Pi and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Liberal Pi and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.

The Munch belches mightily. Pats his distended belly, and waddles into the night.
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