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Author Topic: The Destruction of Dalpok (Gorrystan)  (Read 2736 times)
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« on: June 20, 2013, 02:47:23 AM »

Dear pirates.

I have happy news.

Gorry Louis and I have brought Dalpok - also known as Gorrystan - to a grinding, joyous halt.

The village is covered in vegetation - a sure indicia of decline into ruin. There are three villagers huddling in the med hut or the traders hut, who get repeaedly picked off one by one. One or two defenders pop up every now and again - Graagh, Tempest Fennec, igora -  but never stick around.

This is a bright day for pirates. Our traditional enemy has been brought to its knees. All pirates should descend upon Gorrystan to celebrate the annihiliation of the native village, and its rebirth as an epicentre of rum-drinking, bum-scratching, pistol-shooting chaos.




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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 02:05:13 PM »

Dear pirates.

The natives of Dalpok are very sorry we missed your conquest of our home village. We have been occupied with making your shipwreck dangerously uninhabitable for the past six years, and infrequently have a chance to go home to tend our own lawns.

But congratulations on the birth of Gollystan. It's good that you've found hobbies to keep busy with!

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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2013, 02:17:27 AM »

Didn't see either of you there. ~ Olivia Me'nok.
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2013, 06:24:12 AM »

so thats how fluffhead was able to wander in and buy all the booze and yeastweeds without getting murderized!
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2013, 12:52:51 PM »

Gridflay - it's because you're too busy hiding up the crow's nest of the shipwreck

I ventured in, graffitied the walls, killed a medic and then left.
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2014, 07:51:11 AM »

I seemed to have cleaned out Dalpok again. I'm trying to get to 100 Dalpoki kills. Please form an orderly queue natives for some cutlass-choppity.
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2014, 05:19:36 PM »

I believe the Duchy of Gorrystan has fallen into disuse of late.
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« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2014, 02:09:54 PM »

Still a few around to skewer. Azuma smacked me in the nose.
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