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« Reply #45 on: December 24, 2013, 12:57:50 PM »

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You say “York is for Yorkers! EH WOT GOV'NA!”
You fire at Dick Deadeye with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 80 HP.

You fire at Dick Deadeye with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
Deadzone log successful .

Another one eats it.
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« Reply #46 on: December 26, 2013, 03:23:17 AM »

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The Munch says “Nik nikmog?” with a slight accent. (2013-12-24 20:56)
Kubwa Mtu kills Sargent Dent with a heavy sword. (2013-12-25 00:07)
Suzie kills Lt Okin with a wooden club. (2013-12-25 00:37)
fluffhead gives you a heavy sword. (2013-12-25 01:46)
fluffhead says “youll use this before i do.” (2013-12-25 01:46)
fluffhead says “merry christmas.” (2013-12-25 01:46)
Endless says “Oh man, you just missed one hell of a party over at the grotto.” (2013-12-25 10:43)
Endless says “But don't worry, there's no reason we can't keep it going over here in York, is there?” (2013-12-25 10:44)
You hear Endless whisper “Be enlightened.” (2013-12-25 10:46)
Endless attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. You die. (2013-12-25 10:46)
Endless collects the head of The Hierophant. (2013-12-25 10:46)
Endless says “Mograk Cooickmog tam ack, ack tam ack ack gakock nikhok!” with a slight accent. (2013-12-25 10:47)
Endless drinks a bottle of fungi juice and dies from its effect. (2013-12-25 10:48)
i new there was a reason to let that fungi stoner live. 200 gc + plus 1 heavy sword = 1 happy hierophant. Who needs santa?
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« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2013, 06:54:02 AM »

i new there was a reason to let that fungi stoner live. 200 gc + plus 1 heavy sword = 1 happy hierophant. Who needs santa?

You should be happy. You did well this year.


In York:
I killed Aphetto Kabal and now I am coming to get you Hierophant. You can try and use your new sword if you like.  Grin

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« Reply #48 on: December 26, 2013, 06:28:28 PM »

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fluffhead gives you a heavy sword. (2013-12-25 01:46)
fluffhead says “youll use this before i do.” (2013-12-25 01:46)
fluffhead says “merry christmas.” (2013-12-25 01:46)
i new there was a reason to let that fungi stoner live. 200 gc + plus 1 heavy sword = 1 happy hierophant. Who needs santa?

That's a pretty badass reversal of expectations. With charitability like that, Fluffhead could probably make it as a leader of cult.
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« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2014, 12:45:15 AM »

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(2014-01-08 03:46) You attack FirstAmongstDaves with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 45 XP.
(2014-01-08 03:46) Underworld log successful .
(2014-01-08 03:46) Deadzone log successful .
(2014-01-08 03:54) The ghostly voice of FirstAmongstDaves says “Naughty naughty!”
(2014-01-08 09:41) Pudge McCreedy says “F*ckin ell face on you. ”
(2014-01-08 09:42) Pudge McCreedy scratches his balls through his tracky bottoms.
(2014-01-08 09:43) Pudge McCreedy says “What's up, you crumbly old :palm:bag?”
(2014-01-08 09:45) Pudge McCreedy carves 'FAD' into the forehead of a jolly jack o lantern and proceeds to air f*ck it's empty eye socket, grinning inanely all the while, before booting it against the wall of the hut.
(2014-01-08 09:50) Pudge McCreedy says “Don't you think those f*cking black patches look like a really :palm:e G string thing though eh? F*ckin woman once, strippin it all off for me yeah?”
(2014-01-08 09:51) Pudge McCreedy says “Took off her nice fleece and her f*cking onesie, doin a right nice bit o gyration all the while, yeah mate, proper classy an that”
(2014-01-08 09:51) Pudge McCreedy says “and me sticking pure wads o me giro down her gel bra, coppin a right tasty bit, innit?”
(2014-01-08 09:53) Pudge McCreedy says “then she takes off her knickers and it's like f*ckin cyclops left 'is sunglassy on't f*ckin floor. Just lying there, innit. Couldn't get into it after that. ”
(2014-01-08 09:55) Pudge McCreedy says “Told her ad just had a wank and sent her off to get me some chips and a scallop. Sausage for ut dog and a pickled egg. Like, bought her dinner an everything man”
(2014-01-08 09:57) Pudge McCreedy says “Proper romantic bastard I am you know? She sat there later eating her mushy peas and it was game on. Just made leave her G String under settee innit, yeah? Out of f*ckin sight, man. Proper romance”
(2014-01-08 10:01) Pudge McCreedy says “Pure love shining out of my soul for that one, mate, even wrote her a nice romantic song once, yeah?”
(2014-01-08 10:02) Pudge McCreedy skanks about a bit and starts beat boxing and making jerky little shudders all over his body. Like a machine with the fleas and a meth problem.
(2014-01-08 10:02) Pudge McCreedy says “Oh, Tracey, you got me feelin base-y ”
(2014-01-08 10:03) Pudge McCreedy 's face falls as he realises he's started on a long hard come down
(2014-01-08 10:04) Pudge McCreedy says “Aw f*ck man. Got owt to drink? Even go for a bit o white lightening. Need to ride this out mate, yeah?”
(2014-01-08 13:11) Aphetto Kabal staggers in, "The bastard is dead I take it?"
the bastard's dead.

-The Hierophant
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« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2014, 01:04:28 AM »

I'm somewhat disturbed that Pudge decided to have sex with the eyesocket of a pumpkin effigy of me, alluding to my characters eyepatch as a sexy g-string.

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« Reply #51 on: January 21, 2014, 01:38:28 PM »

I have to say Aphetto Kabal has left York and went to go people in their hometowns, mainly because Thowzo had his number in York and refused to let Aphetto live for more than a day.

Good Job to Thowzo.
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« Reply #52 on: January 30, 2014, 11:10:41 PM »

The cannibal, Ege Bamyasi, is handing out skulls in York.

Be sure to collect your free skull from Ege Bamyasi.

If Ege Bamyasi has run out of skulls then he will make a new one for you. It is no trouble.
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« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2015, 09:05:35 PM »

I miss Twist
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