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« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2013, 03:06:17 PM »

i really like the term "durhaman."

I know eh. Seems kind of obvious once you read it though. Like 'Indiaman'.

Also, Fester's back. Grin

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(2013-12-16 20:31) Thozwo attacks you with a knife for 2 damage. You die.
(2013-12-16 20:31) Thozwo says “Hokpok Hokickyak” with a slight accent.
2013-12-17

(2013-12-17 05:47) You assume spirit form and leave your corpse behind.
(2013-12-17 05:47) Using all your concentration you telepathically contact Kahuni, the shaman at York, who summons your spirit to him.
(2013-12-17 05:47) As your spirit is pulled from your current location, to that of Kahuni, everything goes dark.
(2013-12-17 05:47) Your surroundings come back into view and you find that magically you have been brought back to life by Kahuni. You lie still for a while as your strength returns.
(2013-12-17 05:47) You stand up and gather all your equipment together.
(2013-12-17 05:47) You step inside.
(2013-12-17 07:09) The ghostly voice of C Whitty says “Sorry I'm just trying to up my wailing stats and I was told by the misfits to leave derby ”
(2013-12-17 07:10) The ghostly voice of C Whitty says “As wailing at the swamp was attacking derby ”
(2013-12-17 07:10) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-17 07:10) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-17 07:10) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-17 07:10) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-17 07:10) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-17 07:10) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-17 07:10) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-17 07:14) Fester Shinetop says “Santa comes only when all good boys and girls are safely tucked up in their huts.”
(2013-12-17 07:16) Fester Shinetop says “So everyone but The Hierophant should scurry off to bed if they want presents.”
(2013-12-17 07:17) Fester Shinetop says “Yes. Wailing in the swamp is a crime against all humanity.”
(2013-12-17 07:18) Fester Shinetop says “The Misfits have a direct line to Santa, and can get you on the nautghy list like THAT.”
(2013-12-17 07:18) Fester Shinetop snaps his fingers
(2013-12-17 07:18) Fester Shinetop says “Coming and wailing at us a far better option.”
(2013-12-17 07:19) Fester Shinetop says “I suppose at least we have ready access to first aid kits.”
(2013-12-17 09:09) Honey de Lune says “Hello Hierophante, have you been behaving? ”
(2013-12-17 09:11) Honey de Lune scratches out what was carved on the wall.
(2013-12-17 09:11) Honey de Lune carves something onto the wall.
(2013-12-17 09:24) fluffhead says “stunning.”
(2013-12-17 11:15) The ghostly voice of C Whitty says “I should really head to the Grotto that will be a wailing paradise..”
(2013-12-17 11:15) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2013-12-17 11:15) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-17 13:39) Aphetto Kabal says “Who here isn't a Yorker?”
(2013-12-17 13:40) Aphetto Kabal says “YORK IS FOR YORKERS! EH WOT!”
(2013-12-17 13:41) Aphetto Kabal kills Joshua Abraham Norton with a rifle.
(2013-12-17 13:41) Aphetto Kabal says “And stay out of York, Gov'na!”
(2013-12-17 13:41) Aphetto Kabal eyues up Fester Shinetop, "You're going to be next."
(2013-12-17 15:16) You say “i didnt put aphetto kabul up to that but i agree 100% maybe that will teach that dirtbag peacenik!”


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« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2013, 10:33:24 PM »

I like the part where Kabal said "You're going to be next", instead of just "You're next". I didn't even know he was capable of epistemic modality.
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« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2013, 01:18:05 AM »

And the irony was that Aphetto himself was next.
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« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2013, 02:19:29 AM »

Indeed!

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Honey de Lune kills Aphetto Kabal with a machete. (2013-12-17 18:12)
Honey de Lune says “York is for free men, it doesn't belong to one. Rather, it is a dhining jewel on the island for all to gather upon.” (2013-12-17 18:14)
Honey de Lune says “Who are you but a dirty rat of a tyrant flying the patriot's colours? You're no true Yorker. You're a bully and a disgrace!” (2013-12-17 18:15)
fluffhead uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health. (2013-12-17 20:19)
Fester Shinetop says “Is it me..” (2013-12-17 21:59)
Fester Shinetop says “Or was Aphetto Kabal totally coming on to me?” (2013-12-17 21:59)
Honey de Lune starts acting very strangely. (2013-12-18 01:05)
Honey de Lune says “I was totally coming on to you, eh wot! TO LEAVE YORK! YORK IS FOR YORKERS!” (2013-12-18 01:05)
fluffhead says “i think they both are coming on to you?” (2013-12-18 01:22)
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« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2013, 03:11:07 PM »

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fluffhead says “aw i liked c whittys carol.” (2013-12-18 20:29)
fluffhead let out an amateur banshee wail coming from fluffheads dumb face. (2013-12-18 20:31)
Fester Shinetop says “York is for looneys.” (2013-12-18 21:00)
fluffhead says “isnt a looney canadian currency?” (2013-12-18 21:02)
fluffhead looks up from searching "oh, hes gone." (2013-12-18 21:02)
You hear Statler n'Waldorf let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 01:01)
You hear Statler n'Waldorf let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 01:01)
Ibn al Xuffasch says “Off to visit Santa. Merry Infidel Idolator Celebration, everyone!” (2013-12-19 04:10)
fluffhead says “i think i might go to the grotto too.” (2013-12-19 04:33)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-19 11:57)
You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2013-12-19 11:57)
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« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2013, 05:48:30 PM »

It really is nothing personal gents please heal up as I wail
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« Reply #36 on: December 20, 2013, 03:36:18 AM »

The return of LL from Santa, and Pudge from god knows where. Also ghosts.
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(2013-12-19 17:45) Last Laugh says “It's CHRISTMAS time. I saw santa, and I accidentally killed him, and I pushed a cart down hill and I put Emperor Norton to prison.”
(2013-12-19 17:46) Last Laugh beams with pride.
(2013-12-19 17:49) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-19 17:49) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2013-12-19 18:54) You hear Statler n'Waldorf let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-19 18:54) You hear Statler n'Waldorf let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-19 18:54) You hear Statler n'Waldorf let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-19 18:54) You hear Statler n'Waldorf let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-19 18:54) You hear Statler n'Waldorf let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2013-12-19 18:54) You hear Statler n'Waldorf let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-19 18:54) You hear Statler n'Waldorf let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-19 18:54) You hear Statler n'Waldorf let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-19 19:09) You swing the ghastly jack o'lantern around.
(2013-12-19 19:09) The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 2 spirits. As they flee, the spirits succeed in making you drop the jack o'lantern, breaking it into several pieces.
(2013-12-19 19:10) The Hierophant hands LL and Pudge a bottle of beer. "yeah yeah. i aint leaving to see some peigin fatty."
(2013-12-19 19:10) Last Laugh can't carry anything more.
(2013-12-19 19:10) You stop giving the items (0 given).
(2013-12-19 19:10) Pudge McCreedy can't carry anything more.
(2013-12-19 19:10) You stop giving the items (0 given).
(2013-12-19 19:13) The Hierophant sees neither taking their beer. "what just because its a little warm dont mean nothing. not like i had them up my or anything."
(2013-12-19 19:23) Pudge McCreedy swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2013-12-19 19:23) Pudge McCreedy swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2013-12-19 19:23) Pudge McCreedy swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2013-12-19 19:24) Pudge McCreedy says “f*cking prick shrieking poltergeisty b*stard. ”
(2013-12-19 19:24) Pudge McCreedy says “I'm T total me now, mate. ”
(2013-12-19 19:55) Pudge McCreedy lifts one leg and farts really loudly
(2013-12-19 19:56) Pudge McCreedy says “Ahhh. Look on your face mate. Go on then, pass us one of yous arse shandies”
(2013-12-19 20:27) You give a bottle of beer to Pudge McCreedy .
(2013-12-19 20:27) You say “that's more like it.”
(2013-12-20 03:41) You say “wait a minute when did that goddamned girlie pirate come in? aint no pirates allowed in here and no girls aside from prag here" indicating Honey, "and my Nursie if she ever comes back from that ape."
(2013-12-20 03:47) You fire at whiski with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 45 XP.
(2013-12-20 03:47) Underworld log successful .
(2013-12-20 03:47) Deadzone log successful .
(2013-12-20 03:47) You say “whew. for a second there i thought we had a situation. all better now.”
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« Reply #37 on: December 20, 2013, 01:50:46 PM »

Aphetto forgot what hut he was hiding in and wasted an AP cycle searching for bullets.

He's been gone awhile
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« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2013, 04:56:05 PM »

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(2013-12-20 04:54) Pudge McCreedy roots about in his tracky bottoms and pulls a pear from his pocket. He holds it up for everyone to wonder at.
(2013-12-20 04:54) Pudge McCreedy says “A f*cking pear!! ”
(2013-12-20 04:55) Pudge McCreedy does a happy pikey knees in the air dance and takes a bite.
(2013-12-20 04:56) Pudge McCreedy says “EEurrg. Rank, man. What the f*ck?? That's not a pear. It's like some sort of rats arse. What a load of boll*cks.”
(2013-12-20 04:58) Pudge McCreedy says “Don't know where she is, mate. Think she became one o those muff munchin lezzers or summat. Oh aye mate, fly on that wall, right? Er.. but not me like, not right that. I meant you, innit?”
(2013-12-20 04:59) Pudge McCreedy says “I'm going for a smoke”
(2013-12-20 05:02) fluffhead says “did you guys miss me? i got a sword and some money. then haunted to death.”
(2013-12-20 05:02) fluffhead says “theres like thirty people crammed into that hut, and one or two ghosts are giving everyone what-for.”
(2013-12-20 05:07) fluffhead scratches out what was carved on the wall.
(2013-12-20 05:07) fluffhead carves something onto the wall. [It reads “Merry Christmas Citizens of York!" in a banner above an artful illustration of the Stone Owl of York and the Hierophant engaged in coitus, both cheerfully donning Santa hats. Both are saying "HOHOHO!!”]
(2013-12-20 05:07) fluffhead says “MERRY CHRISTMAS MEDICAL HOUSE!!”
(2013-12-20 09:41) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-20 09:41) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
(2013-12-20 09:41) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-20 09:41) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-20 09:41) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-20 09:41) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-20 09:41) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-20 11:20) Pudge McCreedy swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
(2013-12-20 15:51) Polybius uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health.
(2013-12-20 16:18) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-20 16:18) You hear C Whitty let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
(2013-12-20 16:53) You say “i didnt miss you or your mister jokester attitude. it aint proper yorkie not like pudge here.”

Not recorded: I changed my mind and took Polybius's gold after all. With a 100 gc bonus, it's been a very good xmas for the Hierophant.
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« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2013, 03:50:02 AM »

I'm exhausted and the hilarious RP made my night
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« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2013, 12:43:46 AM »

I am having a great Winter break.

You drift inside.
You whisper to Little Bunny Foo Foo , “Heirophant will kill you the minute he wakes up.”


The next time I notice, Hierophant is at 7hp in a room of 6 people.

Little Bunny Foo Foo says “I will Kill you one day Hierophant, FOR HONOR!”

So I couldn't help myself

You let out a banshee wail causing just a little damage. You gain 8 XP.
You let out a banshee wail but life carries on as normal.
You let out a banshee wail causing very slight damage. You gain 4 XP.
You let out a banshee wail but life carries on as normal.
You let out a banshee wail causing very slight damage. You gain 4 XP.
You let out a banshee wail causing very slight damage. You gain 4 XP.
You gain 28 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You let out a banshee wail causing a fair bit of damage, and one person dies of fright.
The Hierophant turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. You gain 12 XP.

Witch Hazel floats around the room laughing but then stops and gets serious. "Sorry to the rest of you but he was sitting there bleeding all over the place.
You say “I...felt...so...bad...*smiles*...I...just...had...to...*grins*...put...him out of his...*snickers*... misery.” in the outsider language.
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« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2013, 02:55:26 AM »

Nyuk nyuk.
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« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2013, 12:51:46 PM »

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You carve EH WOT! A NATIVE IN YORK! onto the wall.

You fire at Little Bunny Foo Foo with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 38 XP.
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« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2013, 10:25:43 PM »

Received a message from my clan leader FirstAmongstDaves

Fellow Supervillains: I propose the destruction of York! With the return of Aphetto Kabul and The Hierophant, there is now some resistance! Any Secret Society members I see in the vicinity of York will score some fungi juice.

I ran into Victor first but he was not in York..just a bit north.
2013-12-22 17:30
±Kali'na killed ±Victor

Managed to make it to York and found little Suzie so took her out.
2013-12-23 17:08
±Kali'na killed ±Suzie

These guys did their part too.

2013-12-23 19:43
±Scaramouche killed ±Benoit Camenzind

2013-12-23 22:33
±Dick Deadeye killed ±Sayaka Miki

~KALI'NA~
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« Reply #44 on: December 24, 2013, 06:15:08 AM »

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Pudge McCreedy says “Fluffhead, you hippy bast*rd. Got any glue?” (2013-12-23 21:41)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-23 21:43)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-23 21:43)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-23 21:43)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-23 21:43)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2013-12-23 21:44)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-23 21:44)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-23 21:44)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2013-12-23 21:44)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-23 21:44)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-23 21:44)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-23 21:44)
You hear whiski let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2013-12-23 21:44)
fluffhead says “i havent. hippies dont sniff glue, punks do!” (2013-12-24 00:09)
fluffhead says “i have this healing herb though, we can smoke it!” (2013-12-24 00:09)
fluffhead gets out a clump of green plant matter. which he crumbles up in his hand. out of his back pocket he reveals a long banana leaf. fluff places the lumps of herb into the center of the leaf. (2013-12-24 00:10)
fluffhead twists up the leaf then licks the edge before giving one more twist. after a few moments of waving it around like a baton, fluff strikes a match on the wall and holds it to the end of his cigar. (2013-12-24 00:11)
fluffhead puffs away on the cigar, filling the hut with dense greenish-grey smoke. (2013-12-24 00:12)
fluffhead uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2013-12-24 00:12)
fluffhead uses a first aid kit on you and restores 2 health. (2013-12-24 00:12)
fluffhead shovels down some berries, saying while spitting bits of berry "these berries are tasty..." (2013-12-24 01:30)
Pudge McCreedy says “Mate. Nice bit of Ganja, right yeah, smells f*cking sorted. Need summat to keep me buoyant though. F*cking heard there was some truoble heading over here. Need to get me nut around that yeah? ” (2013-12-24 04:20)
Pudge McCreedy paces up and down muttering (2013-12-24 04:20)
fluffhead says “theres no beer in york!” (2013-12-24 05:59)
fluffhead says “what the hell!?” (2013-12-24 05:59)
fluffhead says “theres not even any chips!” (2013-12-24 06:00)
so the neckbeard cums to york saying hes the great protector and whoops he leaves like that. and now hes brought back cannibals and other foreign trash to rape york.

thanks bud. your just the sort of schizo crackhead emeny i needed to rally all york and weed out the traitors.
-The Hierophant
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(2013-12-24 06:17) You swing the ghastly jack o'lantern around.
(2013-12-24 06:17) The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 1 spirits.
(2013-12-24 06:19) The Hierophant takes a position of dominance around his fellow Yorkies. "everybody shut the feck up and listen to me." He glares fluffhead into silence. "we're under attack by native scum and neckbeards."
(2013-12-24 06:20) You say “the same pirate scum some of you gormless traitors welcomed in last time. and i swore i'd take revenge on your weakness but i bided my time and let you catcall me. well now :palm:s come to a storm.”
(2013-12-24 06:22) You say “so now we have two options. option 1 is i just cut and run like last time. you bastards licked this pirates boots once so now you can do it again with his machete in your necks.”
(2013-12-24 06:23) You say “option 2 is you all shape up and stop thinking about what york can do for you and start thinking about what you can do for york. like help me kill the foreign scum before they kill us all.”
(2013-12-24 06:25) You say “today and tomorrows holy days, days of almighty god the father in heavens sons birthday. you got until the day after, 26 dec to come to a decision between you.”
(2013-12-24 06:26) The Hierophant sits back down. "may the blood of the baby bah-lamb jesus and the all-seeing gaze of the stone owl grant you wisdom and courage ffs."
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