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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2013, 06:32:15 PM »

I'm not sure Serious Ham is around right now.

And yes, once Aphetto left, York became a place to party. Improbably my pirate has survived a day in the open, without challenge. That would never have happened once.

Wow. I for one was mildly surprised that my 100% peaceful native survived, sitting right in the med hut. *That* would never have happened, once. It seems like most of the people who came to Shartak thinking it was a game about two sides killing each other have left (or become more peaceful- like myself).


On a more closely related note, Muad Dib is apparently the person responsible for about half the York peninsula being on fire- I've seen him definitely start two fires and then kill Trailblazer after I chopped the jungle around the first one. If anyone cares, they can go after him. Trailblazer isn't exactly a killer, and plus I've honestly given up on fire prevention after realizing how ludicrously easy they are to start compared to how hard it is to make firebreaks and wipe them out, so I'm just keeping the roads in shape in the areas of the fire; I only cleared the campfire because I happened to be there and the jungle was like d2.
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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2013, 06:46:43 AM »

Hey! Angry

It's not half the York peninsula! More like all the way from York to the lakes!!

Also, It's not just me, I only made those two you saw. The wildfires were there already when I got there Undecided
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2013, 10:29:40 PM »

Hey! Angry

It's not half the York peninsula! More like all the way from York to the lakes!!

Also, It's not just me, I only made those two you saw. The wildfires were there already when I got there Undecided

Eh- when I say York Peninsula I generally think of the York territory map from years ago, stretching from the ocean to the lakes. Although it's more like at least 3/4ths of the peninsula that *has* been burned in the past couple months.

That's rather surprising if there are multiple arsonists in the same area at the same time (given that there's rarely more than one arsonist at a time, which is the only thing keeping the entire island from being alight perpetually- you see why I more or less gave up on firefighting). Sorry to have accused you, in that case.
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« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2013, 09:50:58 AM »

I don't mind, I like the attention Grin
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« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2013, 05:27:44 PM »

York's been rather lively the last few weeks

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MacKenzie says “Thank you! I agree. There's really nothing like rifles.” (2013-12-08 03:21)
sfdrk says “Has anyone seen Farmer Jones?” (2013-12-08 18:33)
Lord Hydrak says “Good morning, gentlemen. I am Lord Hydrak of the DeathHallowed, and I would be obliged if you would not set forth much trouble for me here.” (2013-12-08 20:21)
Last Laugh says “More like Lord High-Dick... get it because a man named Richard is high. High on dick!!!” (2013-12-08 22:24)
Last Laugh hack, "ROFL ROFL ROFL" and then clears his through and says, "Excuse me, that was disgusting. Coughing that way in front of and all over everyone." (2013-12-08 22:26)
Last Laugh looks at O'Neil, "Looking for a cold one, eh?" (2013-12-09 01:20)
Last Laugh hands Ryan O'Neil a beer. (2013-12-09 01:20)
Last Laugh says “Maybe not enough to drink?” (2013-12-09 01:21)
Last Laugh tries to give Ryan more beers. "What, you don't want them now?" (2013-12-09 01:22)
Last Laugh takes out his pistol. "I have lead flavored beer." (2013-12-09 01:23)
Last Laugh kills Ryan O'Neil with a pistol. (2013-12-09 01:23)
You hear Ryan O'Neil let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2013-12-09 01:31)
You hear Ryan O'Neil let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-09 01:31)
You hear Ryan O'Neil let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-09 01:31)
You hear Ryan O'Neil let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2013-12-09 01:31)
You hear Ryan O'Neil let out a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2013-12-09 01:31)
You hear Ryan O'Neil let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2013-12-09 01:31)
Last Laugh swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around. (2013-12-09 01:44)
Last Laugh is a good host. "I gave him all sorts of good things." remarks as he counts off the gifts he gave, "I gave him beer, spirits and even pumpkin ale!" (2013-12-09 02:00)
Snow uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health. (2013-12-09 04:26)
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« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2013, 08:43:09 PM »

Attaboy Last Laugh/terror who keeps trying to kill me on every Tork visit/person I definitely don't know who plays him. Give those filthy paddies what they deserve.

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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2013, 03:01:02 AM »

The Lord Protector of York is about to return, so everyone just relax.
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« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2013, 06:47:16 AM »

The Lord Protector of York is about to return, so everyone just relax.

the Last Laugh says:
Wait, are you The Hanged Man. I can't keep all of York's protectors straight. The faces just blur together into an in-cohesive mar of ego and blood... so much blood.
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« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2013, 01:30:16 AM »

I've invited some pirates along.
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« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2013, 06:43:31 PM »

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(2013-12-14 00:54) FirstAmongstDaves attacks The Hierophant with a harpoon for 3 damage. You die.
(2013-12-14 01:22) fluffhead says “its my anniversary! four years on this stupid island!”
(2013-12-14 01:34) FirstAmongstDaves says “Congratulations, Fluff. As for me, with Hiero Rentboy's harpoon-phallic death, I have now maxed out my levels.”
(2013-12-14 01:35) FirstAmongstDaves assumes lotus position. "And gained Faith. Om."
(2013-12-14 01:36) FirstAmongstDaves reloads his pistols. "Although I confess I am not quite enlightened, yet."
(2013-12-14 01:37) FirstAmongstDaves bows deeply to all, and leaves.
(2013-12-14 02:28) fluffhead says “wait, is that pirate trying to take over again?”
(2013-12-14 08:22) The ghostly voice of Anubis says “Then a being wandered in. Far more powerful than any of these pathetic Yorklings.”
(2013-12-14 08:22) The ghostly voice of Anubis says “All of you are weak.”
(2013-12-14 08:22) fluffhead can at least emote properly.
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« Reply #25 on: December 15, 2013, 12:29:07 PM »

An Egyptian death god! He must be holidaying in the Caribbean.
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« Reply #26 on: December 15, 2013, 12:39:34 PM »

Aphetto Kabal rolls in his grave.

"Pirates don't belong in York, wot wot!"
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« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2013, 06:04:07 PM »

I lost the front part of Joshua's speech sadly.

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2013-12-15 17:41) Joshua Abraham Norton passes bottles labled 'Emperor Norton's Imperial Vintage' above a pen & ink portrait of himself to both the Hierophant and Jean Lafitte.
(2013-12-15 17:41) Joshua Abraham Norton gives you a bottle of tasty berry wine.
(2013-12-15 17:42) Joshua Abraham Norton says “Surely we can all have a drink together and settle this disupte as civilized gentlemen?”
(2013-12-15 17:58) Jean Lafitte says “Thank you for keeping me alive in my sleep. It appears He-Man doesn't care for me.”
(2013-12-15 21:16) Last Laugh wipes the drool off his face, "Oh, yeah... kill the guy, yeah, Im sure that I could have come up with an excuse to kill the guy. He had no fashion sense and smelled like fifflesorf."
(2013-12-15 21:18) Last Laugh begins to come out of his daze. He says with a bit more enthusiasm, "I for one will not tolerate fifflesorf! It's an unacceptable and non-exisestant alternate to the similarly imaginary prixtazl."
(2013-12-15 21:19) Last Laugh says “okay, yeah, bye.”
(2013-12-15 23:39) Last Laugh sneezes on those beats to make them sicker.
(2013-12-16 17:32) The Hierophant snarls, jabs his finger at 'the emperor'. "dont tell me what to do in my own town you goddamn excuse for a white man! I give the orders around here since your all too squeamish to do it yourself!"
(2013-12-16 17:34) The Hierophant drinks the bottle of berry wine, then throws it to the floor, sending shattered glass and wine everywhere. "and another thing! you dont talk to pirates or natives or other foreign trash!"
(2013-12-16 17:35) You say “you just kill them. hell the only reason you and me are talking now is cause i see your white skin fat lot of good its doing you!”
(2013-12-16 17:37) The Hierophant staggers out. "Im going to find a black savage to kill. you best think hard on what i said durhaman." He leers at Aurora Dawn on the way out. "girlie."
(2013-12-16 17:37) You step outside.
* Much tracking later, the Hierophant reaches the Hazen River Crossing and finds Jean Lafitte *
(2013-12-16 17:45) The Hierophant leers down at the pirate. "good boy. your outside york territory."
(2013-12-16 17:46) You say “i dont care if you neckbeards insult me so long as you move your when i say so. good boy.”
(2013-12-16 17:47) You say “now dont come back to my village or next time i'll send you out this way on a shamans dime.”
(2013-12-16 17:48) The Hierophant moves off.
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« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2013, 11:29:39 PM »

i really like the term "durhaman."
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« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2013, 01:43:34 PM »

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You say “YORK IS FOR YORKERS! EH WOT!”

Note: Joshua Abraham Norton has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
Maybe it's luck or maybe it's skill, your attack is right on target and inflicts more damage than normal.

Note: Joshua Abraham Norton has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You fire at Joshua Abraham Norton with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 40 XP.
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You say “And stay out of York, Gov'na!”
Aphetto Kabal eyes up Fester Shinetop, "You're going to be next."

This town be full of crazies yo
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