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Author Topic: Cabin Boy Kate's Long Lost Booty.  (Read 10288 times)
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« Reply #60 on: November 30, 2012, 12:50:08 AM »

can we get back to making butt jokes?

I don’t get why no one appreciates guys’ butts, they’re their greatest ASSet.”
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« Reply #61 on: November 30, 2012, 01:09:37 AM »

I'd cavil him, but I don't know what it means. Pretty sure it's something do with horses, which strikes me as unwholesome.

The horse says it's a highly cromulent word.
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« Reply #62 on: November 30, 2012, 01:43:52 AM »

I'd cavil him, but I don't know what it means. Pretty sure it's something do with horses, which strikes me as unwholesome.

The horse says it's a highly cromulent word.
now that embiggens my spirits.
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« Reply #63 on: January 25, 2013, 02:08:29 PM »

I worked furiously at Cabin Boy Kate's hole, but couldn't find a bottom to it...
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« Reply #64 on: February 04, 2013, 03:33:16 AM »

You didn't find it gritty?

can we get back to making butt jokes?

I wrote a fine piece of bad poesy but FAD never got back to me on that one.  Clearly he smells of poo.  Even worse than my delectable doggerel.  ~ CBK

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The Trader’s Discretion
(Doggerel Style)

The Shartak Illustrious national crab
Is a crustaceous return of a grab for a grab
It’s pretty nippy and slippy and scuttles off quick
You can’t kill or burn it, it’s not worthy gastric

But here’s an odd thing when you take it to trade
If you’ve got one or two a deal can’t be made
But the shops seem to like when you sell ‘em in bulk
You have to take plenty bags full otherwise they will sulk

The same is still true when you swap crabs for snakes
The traders just love it when you bring in the crates
So here is the mystery – the greatest of all -
Where do they keep them when their huts are so small?

Do they pickle them in some fine formaldehyde?
Are they pressed or powdered, cold frozen or dried?
Do they writhe in them, roll in them?  Hammer them into carpets?
Do they like bitings and nippings? Are they masochist martyrs?

I can only imagine what it’s like in their houses
With their old, crabby bags and pickledy snakes in their trousers
Is it simply snake worship? Fanaticism in their faction
That causes the traders to take hoarding action?

But hear me now clearly, sorry to put you off your porridge
I'll give you the treasure of my insider knowledge;
It's lonely, it's boring stood about in a shack
And often too busy to risk a quick whack...

so

The next time you take your crabs to the traders
Don’t look in his eye, don’t stare at his waders
That crinkly grin and beatific expression
Is the crab ridden product of ungodly obsession.

Please heed my advice – don’t make my mistake!
Don’t try to sell crabs!
                                  Yours,
                                    Cabin Boy Kate.
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« Reply #65 on: February 04, 2013, 06:35:09 AM »

Much LATER.  Much later.. and it is usually polite to respond in type, good Sir and not merely post your pms to the board like a sissy.   Kiss
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« Reply #66 on: February 04, 2013, 07:03:04 AM »

Gosh, I do smell of poo.
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« Reply #67 on: February 04, 2013, 07:43:12 AM »

It's okay. Maybe you will get beautiful roses growing on your head. 
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