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Raffles
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« on: August 24, 2012, 11:24:37 PM »

The filthy Yorkers have raised an army! Their motive is clear, to protect their homes and live peacefully! Will we let this obvious provocation slide? Will we watch while they strut about like cocks of the walk, pockets stuffed with gold and veins stuffed with blood?

To arms, brother pirates! Too long have those who live on the south of the island ("south", of course, is from the old norse "Sowthew", or pig shit) defied our piratey will. Where are our tributes? Why don't tiny Yorkies quake in fear at the tread of our boots or the jangle of our ridiculous earrings? No more does the grim shadow of a parrot in flight represent the harbinger of death to these... these Yorkers*!

Enlist here! A fair share for every man! And none of this silly "planning" or "strategy"! We'll do the old pirate way, charge in unprepared, stab as many as we can and peg it towards the ocean!

Whose with me!?



* I can think of no more offensive word.
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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2012, 12:03:24 AM »

I think the Yorks Corps has something against insane Nurses who may or may not have fiendishly rolled in the bloods of supposed non Yorkish 'innocents'.  I used to be a member of the Pastafarian Buccaneers..  any room in the ranks for a weasel faced traitorous miscreant?
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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2012, 12:13:25 AM »

There certainly is. Indeed, I look forward to Grayson Hunt's application.

EDIT: I have composed a haunting ballad to inspire us as we march.

Death to the York scum;
Death to the York scum;
Death to the York Scum;
And also their mum.


Obviously, it's meant to be played by a full orchestra, but I feel we can adapt it to fife and drum.
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2012, 02:20:03 AM »

Would you jolly folk mind waiting until we've sobered up a little? No? Alrighty then.
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2012, 03:08:57 AM »

Well, we're obviously more than you and we have an advantage of knowing you're coming! you're doomed, we're already training our recruits! hahaha!
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2012, 05:49:29 AM »

Well, we're obviously more than you and we have an advantage of knowing you're coming! you're doomed, we're already training our recruits! hahaha!
You gave away the secret of us training our recruits! And of how we know they're coming! We've lost our element of surprise of them not knowing of our knowing of their non-surprise elements!

I think. Whatever. At least we have mango wine.
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2012, 06:41:44 AM »

You guys are silly
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2012, 02:02:52 PM »

You guys are silly

We're good looking too  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2012, 02:05:35 PM »

You guys are silly

We're good looking too  Grin
And usually drunk!
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2012, 05:46:14 PM »

Well Raffles, theres nothing I hate more than Yorkers. I also own a pistol, which makes me an honorary pirate, I think. Would you be willing to kill Yorkers alongside your longtime frenemy?

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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2012, 07:38:36 PM »

Indeed I would. But Philip will never join us.
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2012, 12:14:31 AM »

I've received a question about dates starting and ending the war. In the best pirate traditions, it starts immediately and ends when we get bored.

I'm guessing about a week.
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2012, 12:36:27 AM »

Come now. A question for you: since when have pirates ever raided York?

Answer: forever!

I'll be there.
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2012, 01:11:46 AM »

You filthy foreigners you, keep your damn hippie drugs out of our fair city!

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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2012, 01:08:42 AM »

People, People Please can''t we all just Get along?  Tongue
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