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Question: What shall we call the new pirate homeland?
Port Raffles - 3 (13.6%)
Opiumjoeville - 5 (22.7%)
First Harbour - 2 (9.1%)
Port-au-Corsair - 4 (18.2%)
Crossbones - 8 (36.4%)
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« Reply #30 on: September 24, 2011, 09:22:19 PM »

Scorponok had better do all in his chaotic power to prevent said alcoholist sado-masochismistic oppression from overrunning Bloodgeon Island.

Scorponok carves pieces off Gorry Louis and give thanks to the ancestors as he eats.
He feels slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh he consumes. He gains 3 XP, and a bit of a case of irritable bowel syndrome. "T'would" seem 'Yer Gor' is disagreeing with Scorponok all the way down into his gullet.
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« Reply #31 on: September 24, 2011, 09:42:37 PM »

From the Creature's belly:

Bloody goddamn ungrateful savages!

Yer Gor Louie
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« Reply #32 on: September 24, 2011, 09:56:07 PM »

{LoL!} "BrRrPp!" Scorponok passingly wonders if eating Bartenders will digest as marinated stock and can be detected in bloodstream... Huh?
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« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2011, 09:58:41 PM »

Their shaman lies dead, as does the weakling Josiah Winthrop. And I'm not even charging for it!
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« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2011, 02:02:10 AM »

OpiumJoe leaps forward with a lunging uppercut, stunning Scorponok with a ringing right.
You attack Scorponok with a punch for 2 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
OpiumJoe lights his opium pipe as another cannibal succumbs to GLASS JAW SYNDROME.
OpiumJoe flies off on his jetpack. He's late for a date with FirstAmongstDaves to play DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.



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« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2011, 05:28:47 AM »

All Scorponok heard was
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OpiumJoe lunps forrarardu withi a lunnuhingg uhercuh, shurnninuh Shurrarnok withi a rarnuhingg rarht. (2011-09-27 00:59)
OpiumJoe attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. You die. (2011-09-27 00:59)
OpiumJoe lighum his opiuh puthpe as anorrhumrar cunibar shurcubs to GLASHUR JAW SYNDUMUN. (2011-09-27 01:00)
OpiumJoe fores off on his jethiarkar. He's lunte for a dute withi FormunDaves to puthay DUNGERNUH AND DUARONSHUR. (2011-09-27 01:01)
but is oddly grateful for the rapid transit to the mainland. Why he will not let on. One of those bigger picture things. Cheesy
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« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2011, 08:42:06 PM »

OpiumJoe leaps forward with a lunging uppercut, stunning Scorponok with a ringing right.
You attack Scorponok with a punch for 2 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
OpiumJoe lights his opium pipe as another cannibal succumbs to GLASS JAW SYNDROME.
OpiumJoe flies off on his jetpack. He's late for a date with FirstAmongstDaves to play DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.



FIRSTAMONGSTDAVES I RAN OUT OF TWENTY SIDED DICE BRING SPARES

WHAT! You RAN OUT of twenty-sided DICE!! Unforgivable... well, I'd let you borrow mine, but that's bad luck and every good pirate knows how quickly bad luck spreads. I put those unlucky dice back in with the rest and I'll have an unlucky contamination like nothing ever seen on this side of the Dagger River.
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« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2011, 02:55:17 PM »

OpiumJoe leaps forward with a lunging uppercut, stunning Scorponok with a ringing right.
You attack Scorponok with a punch for 2 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
OpiumJoe lights his opium pipe as another cannibal succumbs to GLASS JAW SYNDROME.
OpiumJoe flies off on his jetpack. He's late for a date with FirstAmongstDaves to play DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.



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Dude, what the is a twenty sided dice?
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« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2011, 08:14:45 PM »

OpiumJoe leaps forward with a lunging uppercut, stunning Scorponok with a ringing right.
You attack Scorponok with a punch for 2 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
OpiumJoe lights his opium pipe as another cannibal succumbs to GLASS JAW SYNDROME.
OpiumJoe flies off on his jetpack. He's late for a date with FirstAmongstDaves to play DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.



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Dude, what the is a twenty sided dice?

A twenty sided die is worthless since fourth edition has been introduced, that's what it is.
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« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2011, 01:32:15 AM »

Scorponok has since taken a brief leave of Skullgrin Island to hunt up some Heavy Swords. He and a few ardent others could use the extra hurtmakers to drive the salted longporks out once and for all.
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« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2011, 11:06:18 PM »

I'm off. I can't subjugate level 0 characters (i.e the only inhabitants of Rakmogak), it's too cruel.
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« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2011, 01:11:09 AM »

aw and here i am just on my way back to the bar. and after recruiting two crewmates to join me and all. sure hope somebody sticks around for the rum.
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« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2011, 11:44:17 PM »

I found a cannibal named Raff. I'm just gonna go ahead and assume it's a tribute.
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« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2011, 03:40:57 AM »

I found a cannibal named Raff. I'm just gonna go ahead and assume it's a tribute.
maybe hes got a partner named 'riff'
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« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2011, 11:57:52 PM »

I found a cannibal named Raff. I'm just gonna go ahead and assume it's a tribute.
maybe hes got a partner named 'riff'
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Raff attacks you with a wooden club for 2 damage. (2011-10-07 21:07)
Raff attacks you with a wooden club for 2 damage. (2011-10-07 21:08)
Raff attacks you with a wooden club for 2 damage. (2011-10-07 21:08)
Raff attacks you with a wooden club for 2 damage. (2011-10-07 21:08)
A rat gnaws you for 1 damage. (2011-10-07 23:06)

From my other character, in the caves...lol
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