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Neil Tathers
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« on: April 06, 2011, 09:37:58 PM »

The Holy Month of Kril'Mangar is upon us brothers and sisters.  Feast in his name!

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You attack The Demon Bear with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off The Demon Bear and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off The Demon Bear and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off The Demon Bear and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
Grunk the Pale takes out an old stone dagger, and prys an eye out of the sockets of the dead Demon, "My new collection."

This creature of the depths thought he could sleep safely in our homes.  He learned otherwise, PRAISE TO KRIL'MANGAR FOR THIS FEAST!

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You attack Yaqitoacl with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 40 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off Yaqitoacl and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel very invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Yaqitoacl and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Yaqitoacl and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
Grunk the Pale takes out a stone dagger, and gouges out on of Yaqitoacl's eyes, "I've been searching for this one for awhile. Thanks for coming right up to me."

This killer of our people's has been killed himself.  PRAISE TO OUR SAINT FOR DELIVERING HIM ONTO US!

Celebrate this month cannibals!  Try to feast once a day in his name!

~Grunk the Pale
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 10:33:56 PM »

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(2011-04-06 21:31) You attack The Narrator with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2011-04-06 21:32) Tkltchk howls wildly, ceasing abrubtly to lick the blood from the talons of Kalmogal's gauntlet with a thick purple tongue. He snarls hungrily, and pulls a flint dagger from his belt. "Kril'Mangar..."
(2011-04-06 21:33) You carve pieces off The Narrator and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2011, 01:00:37 PM »

Hungry cannibal feed frenzy thus far.
Natives: 1
FFFFF (One was bored and hungry so the hungry cannibal ate something bland)
Outsiders: 1
Hiram something something (Hungry can't remember the rest, for an outside the meal was memorable).

Lately the hungry cannibal has been eating shiploads of animals. Side note: turtle soup with some leftover native jerky on the side is awesome. You have to try it. I still got some native jerky I test what other combination meals I can make.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2011, 11:13:22 PM »

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(2011-04-07 22:09) You attack meciris with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2011-04-07 22:09) Tkltchk throws back his head and roars triumphantly, beating his chest with bloody fists. With a hungry snarl, he draws a crude, blood-stained stone dagger from his belt.
(2011-04-07 22:09) You carve pieces off meciris and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-07 22:09) You carve pieces off meciris and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-07 22:09) You carve pieces off meciris and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-07 22:12) Tkltchk wipes his mouth with a forearm, leaving bloody smears across his cheeks and jaw. He gurgles a nasty laugh. "Tkltchk tell you he come back, eat you when you big and strong. Kril'Mangar bless."
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2011, 02:16:29 PM »

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(2011-04-09 13:09) You whisper to Magnus Pike , “I give to you the blessing of LORD MALROGK”
(2011-04-09 13:09) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-04-09 13:09) You attack Magnus Pike with a bludgeon of Mal for 1 damage. They drop to 1 HP.
(2011-04-09 13:09) You attack Magnus Pike and miss.
(2011-04-09 13:09) You attack Magnus Pike and miss.
(2011-04-09 13:09) You attack Magnus Pike with a bludgeon of Mal for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
(2011-04-09 13:09) Underworld log successful .
(2011-04-09 13:10) Edward Theodore Gein mutters to himself something about about the Holy Month of Kril'Mangar
(2011-04-09 13:10) You carve pieces off Magnus Pike and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-09 13:10) You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2011-04-09 13:10) You carve pieces off Magnus Pike and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-09 13:10) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2011-04-09 13:10) You carve pieces off Magnus Pike and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-09 13:10) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2011-04-09 13:11) You say “I guess I could make some pun about putting Pike's head on a pike, but I can't seem to find any pike on this damned island.”
(2011-04-09 13:12) You collect the head of Magnus Pike and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.

It had actually been more than a week since I ate anybody. I was sure getting hungry.
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2011, 08:54:59 PM »

Shouldn't the text read 'so-and-so killed by the Bludgeon of Mal'? If you're as anal about grammar as I am, just drop Simon a line via feedback and he's usually happy to change it.
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2011, 09:16:44 PM »

I think it should say "the" for every special weapon.
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2011, 09:22:20 PM »

Clearly the indefinite article was preferred in this case as Mal had his weapons mass produced in China.
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2011, 09:42:31 PM »

OOC: Bludgeon should be capitalized as well.

Cause the thing is mighty and huge.

Like Killy.
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2011, 09:48:46 PM »

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You attack Mazrim with a machete for 1 damage. They die. You gain 43 XP.
Underworld log successful .
Grunk the Pale pulls out a stone dagger, and prys an eye out of the socket, which he places in a pouch. He then sets to work on eating the prime pieces of flesh.
You carve pieces off Mazrim and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Mazrim and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Mazrim and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
Grunk the Pale stands up, blood dripping from his jaws, "Praise Kril'Mangar."

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« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2011, 10:09:16 AM »

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(2011-04-09 20:18) You attack The Narrator with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2011-04-09 20:18) Underworld log successful .
(2011-04-09 20:20) Tkltchk casually backhands The Narrator across the face, ripping the lower jaw free in a spray of blood. As the body crashes to the floor, Tkltchk bares his jagged teeth in a brutal grin.
(2011-04-09 20:22) Tkltchk snuffles at the crimson liquid dripping from Kalmogal's gauntlet, drooling. He pulls a blood-darkened flint dagger from his belt.
(2011-04-09 20:22) You carve pieces off The Narrator and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-09 20:22) You carve pieces off The Narrator and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-09 20:22) You carve pieces off The Narrator and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-09 20:24) You say “Stupid meat not make threats to Tkltchk. See Tkltchk, run away. Or Tkltchk eat you. Ancestors bless Tkltchk. Kril'Mangar bless Tkltchk. Meat die.”
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2011, 07:08:57 PM »

Shouldn't the text read 'so-and-so killed by the Bludgeon of Mal'? If you're as anal about grammar as I am, just drop Simon a line via feedback and he's usually happy to change it.
OOC: Bludgeon should be capitalized as well.

Cause the thing is mighty and huge.

Like Killy.

I agree on both counts, but haven't really known what could be done with it. It's also less effective than a normal wooden club (45% instead of 50% with CQC & ACQC). Which is not to say it doesn't make a good whooping stick.
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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2011, 02:05:54 PM »

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You attack FirstAmongstDaves with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
Grunk the Pale smiles as he slays the pirate from behind, "No one goes after my kin, especially when I told him to act in that manner. That treasure this man is going to give will be the Collective's!"
You say “In the honor of Kril'Managar, I feast on your flesh!”
You carve pieces off FirstAmongstDaves and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off FirstAmongstDaves and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You say “Oh god...am I getting drunker?”
You carve pieces off FirstAmongstDaves and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
Grunk the Pale stumbles, "How can one person drinkt his much rum?"

I need to stop eating pirates...they are not good for the digestion.
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« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2011, 11:00:03 PM »

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(2011-04-11 11:30) You say “I can't say I approve of killing animals for sport.” in the outsider language.
(2011-04-11 11:30) FirstAmongstDaves rolls his eyes at Edward Theodore Gein.
(2011-04-11 11:31) You say “People, on the other hand, are always fair game.”
(2011-04-11 11:31) You say “It *is* the Holy Month of Kril'Mangar, after all.”
(2011-04-11 11:32) You say “I give to you the blessing of LORD MALROGK”
(2011-04-11 11:32) The parrot on Christina Rose's shoulder flies away.
(2011-04-11 11:32) You attack Christina Rose with a bludgeon of Mal for 3 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
(2011-04-11 11:32) Underworld log successful .
(2011-04-11 11:32) You carve pieces off Christina Rose and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-11 11:32) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2011-04-11 11:32) You carve pieces off Christina Rose and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
(2011-04-11 11:32) You carve pieces off Christina Rose and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
(2011-04-11 11:32) FirstAmongstDaves says “Oh, dear boy. Does the thought of spilling the blood of poor defenceless animals fill you with horror? If you are going to be too busy brushing your hair and drying your nails, we'll all understand.” with a slight accent.
(2011-04-11 11:33) You collect the head of Christina Rose and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
(2011-04-11 11:33) You say “Don't worry, sweetie. You don't look very tasty”
(2011-04-11 11:34) You give a skull to FirstAmongstDaves .

I still don't like killing animals for sport. I do like treasure, though.
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 10:23:16 PM »

Stumbled across the same guy again, and didn't have anything better on the menu.

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(2011-04-12 20:23) You attack meciris with a machete for 3 damage. They die.
(2011-04-12 20:23) You carve pieces off meciris and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-12 20:23) You carve pieces off meciris and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-12 20:23) You carve pieces off meciris and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-04-12 20:25) Tkltchk curls his lip. "Tkltchk say come back eat you, but not always want eat stringy, puny meat. Go away now. Not see Tkltchk no more."
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