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« Reply #165 on: February 12, 2011, 05:11:52 AM »

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You say “I hear pirates prefer parrots as companion but monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their poop at people. Then they are an awesome substitute. Is that true?”

You attack Jack Cudgel with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off Jack Cudgel and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Jack Cudgel and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Jack Cudgel and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.

Kali'na leans over and starts to cut the buttons off the dead mans shirt. "I also hear real pirates have chest hair. Are you a real pirate?"
Kali'na cuts the remaining buttons off and opens the ruffled shirt to see how much of a manly man pirate she just killed was.
Kali'na chokes with laughter. "Should have known with all those ruffles on the shirt that you be a cabin boy."

You climb outside.

Jack Cudgel

Initial Kill: +1
Pirate : +3
Butcher: +3
Feasts (x3): +5
Taunt: +1
First killed +10
Total +23
Contest total 235
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« Reply #166 on: February 12, 2011, 08:55:47 AM »

How has Ed not won this yet?

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(2011-02-12 08:47) You attack FFFFF with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2011-02-12 08:47) Underworld log successful.
(2011-02-12 08:48) Tkltchk scratches his head. "Peaceful? Meat peaceful in vilaage full cannibals?" He gurgles with laughter. "Meat stupid." He draws his feasting dagger from his belt.
(2011-02-12 08:48) You carve pieces off FFFFF and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-12 08:48) You carve pieces off FFFFF and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-12 08:48) You carve pieces off FFFFF and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.

Initial Kill: 1
Dalpoki: 3
Aspiring Killer: 1
Feasting: 3 + 2
Taunt: 1

Sub Total: 11

Total: 159
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Twist - boner-inducingly handsome | ClickClick - guardian of the Dalpoki | Sympathetic Phil - hard-bitten mercenary and surly drunkard |
Tkltchk - hungry, want eat | Fist McRhinopuncher - fairly self-explanatory

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« Reply #167 on: February 12, 2011, 12:57:07 PM »

How has Ed not won this yet?

I'd like to say it's because I'm searching for a 15 point kill just so that I can make the winning kill a senseless murder of a passing Raktamite or something but the truth is I've spent the last 2 days walking off a serious Fungi Juice bender.
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« Reply #168 on: February 12, 2011, 08:49:23 PM »

You are so far ahead I don't think I could catch up but I'm trying. I am too new at being a cannibal but I have learned a lot during this contest plus I will make sure to pack away fungi juice to take with me next time.  Grin Then watch me pass you by without another look. *Kali'na won't mention how many times she had to go back and eat her kill because she forgot to*
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« Reply #169 on: February 12, 2011, 10:28:54 PM »

I'm not one to give up:

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(2011-02-12 22:25) You attack Teia with Kalmogal's Glove for 2 damage. They die.
(2011-02-12 22:25) Underworld log successful.
(2011-02-12 22:25) You carve pieces off Teia and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-12 22:25) You carve pieces off Teia and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.

Initial Kill: 1
Dalpoki: 3
Aspiring Killer: 1
Feasting: 3 + 1

Sub Total: 9

Total: 168
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« Reply #170 on: February 12, 2011, 11:40:36 PM »

I've told him not too give up, don't choose, just keep going after any targets, but he kinda wants to make a splash.  His fault if he loses it.

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« Reply #171 on: February 13, 2011, 06:45:22 AM »

This time I was nervous when I went in to kill. I figured this would be my last one and I have not been killed yet even though I have killed with 5 pirates standing there. My time was running out.  Tongue

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"I usually don't like pirate but I haven't eaten for a while. Besides if my stomach keeps making this noise who knows what will hunt me down."

Kali'na  pokes the pirate in the ribs with her sword "You're not divorced are you? Mom told me not to eat divorced men because they're bitter."

You attack Gideon Strain with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off Gideon Strain and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Gideon Strain and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.

You looks down at the dead pirate in puzzlement. "I don't understand why pirates is said to be the other white meat when you all taste like chicken."”

You carve pieces off Gideon Strain and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.

Kali'na shrugs and gets ready to leave. "If the Skygods didn’t want us to eat you, they shouldn't have made you out of meat."
You climb outside.

Gideon Strain
Initial Kill: +1
Pirate : +3
Butcher: +3
Feasts (x3): +5
Taunt: +1
First killed +10
Total +23
Contest total 258
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« Reply #172 on: February 13, 2011, 06:08:32 PM »

Just to demonstrate the kind of week I've been having trying to close this thing out I'm going to post my last three days event logs.

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(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 73 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 70 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 67 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 64 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 61 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 58 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 55 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 52 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 49 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 46 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 43 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 40 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 37 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 34 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 31 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 28 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 25 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 22 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 19 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 16 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 13 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 10 HP.
(2011-02-11 22:22) You attack happy trauma and miss.
(2011-02-11 22:45) happy trauma says “All natives are brothers - even the lost tribe of Skull Island. We should not attack each other.”
(2011-02-11 23:00) There are some tracks here although you can't make out all of them.
(2011-02-11 23:00) A native was here quite recently and went north-west.
(2011-02-11 23:00) A native is here.
(2011-02-11 23:00) A wild boar was here recently.
(2011-02-11 23:00) happy trauma was here recently and went east.
(2011-02-11 23:00) Smokems was here quite a while ago and went south-west.
(2011-02-11 23:00) A large stag was here some time ago and went north.
(2011-02-11 23:00) A small deer was here some time ago and went south.
2011-02-12
(2011-02-12 01:07) You step inside.
(2011-02-12 21:19) You climb outside.
(2011-02-12 21:20) You step inside.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 77 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 74 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 71 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 68 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 65 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 62 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:22) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 59 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 56 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 53 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 50 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 47 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 44 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 41 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 38 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 35 HP.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You attack Shutruck Nahunte and miss.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You step outside.
(2011-02-12 21:23) You climb inside.
(2011-02-12 21:31) Shutruck Nahunte attacks you with a machete for 3 damage.
(2011-02-12 23:41) You step outside.
2011-02-13
(2011-02-13 00:46) You dig a hole with your shovel.
(2011-02-13 00:46) You find 1 healing herb, 3 bottles of fungi juice and 2 heavy swords in the hole. You gain 1 XP.
(2011-02-13 17:39) You step inside.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 72 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:40) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 71 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 66 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 61 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 60 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 55 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 50 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:40) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 49 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 44 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 43 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 38 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 33 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 28 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 23 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 18 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 17 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 16 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 11 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 10 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 5 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:40) You attack Dart Shooter with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 2 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:41) You say “Dart Shooter, it has been far too long. How are you doing old buddy? Not so well from the looks of it.”
(2011-02-13 17:41) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:41) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:41) You attack Dart Shooter and miss.
(2011-02-13 17:41) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-13 17:41) You attack Dart Shooter with a shovel for 1 damage. They drop to 1 HP.
(2011-02-13 17:41) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-13 17:41) You attack Dart Shooter with a shovel for 1 damage. They die. You gain 43 XP.
(2011-02-13 17:41) Underworld log successful .
(2011-02-13 17:41) You carve pieces off Dart Shooter and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-13 17:41) You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2011-02-13 17:41) You carve pieces off Dart Shooter and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-13 17:41) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2011-02-13 17:42) You carve pieces off Dart Shooter and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-13 17:42) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

Dart Shooter
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Kill +1
Dalpok +3
Killer (49 PK) +2
Feasts +5
Taunt +?

Total: 11-12

Contest Total: 295-296

You're still in this Kali'na. I'm having a lot of trouble with my endgame.
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« Reply #173 on: February 13, 2011, 07:35:12 PM »

I just gotta say, it's been a blast seein' Gein all up in the fray during this contest. Pretty impressive. Pleasure to have eaten with you.
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« Reply #174 on: February 14, 2011, 09:02:57 AM »

Sikka the Redl

You attack Sikka the Red with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off Sikka the Red and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Sikka the Red and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Sikka the Red and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You climb outside.

Initial Kill: +1
Pirate : +3
Aspiring killer +1
Feasts (x3): +5
Total +10

Contest total 268

What date did the first time kill start? Edward killed Sikka the Red on the 8th not that the extra 10 points is going to help me much.

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« Reply #175 on: February 15, 2011, 12:44:55 AM »

I was almost certain that I had an awesome symmetry here by having my last kill be the same guy as was my first contest kill, but it's not - my first kill (2011-01-18 00:04) was some guy named Ryan Coyle who I haven't seen around lately, but this cat was my second kill by only 4 minutes (2011-01-18 00:08)

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Kill +1
Dalpok +3
Butcher (81 PK) +3
Feasts +5
Taunt +?

Total: 12-13 points which puts my contest total at 307 (or 309 if you count the taunts from my last two kills)

My final stats included 21 Kills, no deaths (special thanks to Bobby the Hatchet for a well timed save up by the pirate ship the other day - I have a Heavy Sword for you as a token of my gratitude), 15 were Dalpokians (or whatever they call themselves) 5 were pirates and one was a passing Raktamite.

This has been a lot of fun and I hope to pummel many people with my new toy along side my fellow Rakmogaki Collectivists.

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(2011-02-15 00:20) You climb inside.
(2011-02-15 00:20) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 58 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:20) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 57 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 52 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 47 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 42 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 37 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:20) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 36 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 31 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 26 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 21 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:20) Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
(2011-02-15 00:20) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 1 damage. They drop to 20 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 15 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 10 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They drop to 5 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac and miss.
(2011-02-15 00:21) You attack Tempest Fennac with a wooden club for 3 damage. They drop to 2 HP.
(2011-02-15 00:22) You say “As much as I like any man who kills Red Jimmy Jimson I'm going to have to kill you. It's not personal - I just have a contest to win.”
(2011-02-15 00:23) You whisper to Tempest Fennac , “Good-night, sweet prince.”
(2011-02-15 00:23) You attack Tempest Fennac with a shovel for 2 damage. They die. You gain 40 XP.
(2011-02-15 00:23) Underworld log successful .
(2011-02-15 00:24) You say “This, however, is personal. You, sir, are delicious.”
(2011-02-15 00:24) You carve pieces off Tempest Fennac and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-15 00:24) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2011-02-15 00:24) You carve pieces off Tempest Fennac and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-15 00:24) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2011-02-15 00:24) You carve pieces off Tempest Fennac and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-15 00:24) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

(2011-02-15 00:24) You climb outside.
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« Reply #176 on: February 15, 2011, 01:07:15 AM »

CONGRATULATIONS EDWARD!!!

Edit: Went and counted mine up and I see where I went wrong. To many were not pirates or Dalpokians. They must have been in the wrong spot.  Cheesy I didn't even get chased let alone attacked. mmmmm

Dalpok 11
Pirate 7
Wiksik 1
Derby 2
Durham 1
York 1
Total 23
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« Reply #177 on: February 15, 2011, 01:12:24 AM »

Gorry claps with faux enthusiasm.

So ye had a tooth left in yer maw to gnaw off the bones, savvy? Congrats. As fore me, I reckon I'm practiced 'nuff on all yer hides to open up a barber shop in yon Dalpok. P'raps I'll e'en franchise in Rakmogak.
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« Reply #178 on: February 15, 2011, 02:09:24 AM »

Great work Ed. I see we share tastes in clever tricks/advantages.
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« Reply #179 on: February 15, 2011, 02:39:44 AM »

Gorry claps with faux enthusiasm.

So ye had a tooth left in yer maw to gnaw off the bones, savvy? Congrats. As fore me, I reckon I'm practiced 'nuff on all yer hides to open up a barber shop in yon Dalpok. P'raps I'll e'en franchise in Rakmogak.

You sure talk a lot for a guy who runs away from a stand up fight.
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