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« Reply #135 on: February 03, 2011, 04:03:01 AM »

I did, my apologizes.

No worries at all

I've been fortunate enough to not get killed myself (yet) also been abusing Fungi juice - that's how I got so bloody many points right out of the gate. Kali'na has been right up there with me for most of this.

I too abused fungi juice.. all thirty gourds and now I've run out! Aahhh!
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“CANNIBAL, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.”

- Ambrose Bierce

“But one can be a cannibal and still be honourable, just as one can be a glutton and still be honest. One does not exclude the other.”

- Jules Verne
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« Reply #136 on: February 03, 2011, 04:28:15 AM »

I only had 2 fungi juice on me which I used after I killed happy trauma to get away. I went in almost full ap by the time I found him but missed so many times with my sword I had to drip eat him the 3 times. That's when I figured I really shouldn't be standing in the hut over his dead body so used the 2 fungi juice to run way.  Grin
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« Reply #137 on: February 03, 2011, 02:04:49 PM »

Exterminator got the python kill and the 20 bonus points that came with it.

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« Reply #138 on: February 03, 2011, 04:11:00 PM »

There's another innocent standing next to me that I intend to slay. Honestly, a few of these past kills were not so much defiance of the rules, but the result of me going, "Oh, a new face!" and then realizing after the kill that they were peaceful.

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(2011-02-03 15:59) You attack DoggyDogDog with a dagger for 2 damage. They die. You gain 30 XP.
(2011-02-03 15:59) Underworld log successful .

Peaceful: -5

Healed Grunk (x1): +1

Healed The Munch (x1): +1
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Total: -3

Overall Total: 110
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« Reply #139 on: February 03, 2011, 04:22:03 PM »

Exterminator got the python kill and the 20 bonus points that came with it.



I'll show you a 20 point python.

Wait, that didn't come out right...
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« Reply #140 on: February 03, 2011, 08:58:49 PM »

You would have lost ten points doing that though.

I know. But they looked so delicious, struggling weakly in the python's coils.
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« Reply #141 on: February 04, 2011, 12:33:49 AM »

Swarm, if you`re going to continue to attack competitors with your alt and fail, especially three squares away from where you just killed the python, get the out of the contest.
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« Reply #142 on: February 04, 2011, 01:14:12 AM »

I haven't participated in the contest for the past 2 weeks, therefore I am technically not in it. 

I don't really give a flying .

I forgot that my alt was there, I thought I had moved it away. 

Besides, I am rooting for you to win Tongue
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« Reply #143 on: February 04, 2011, 01:41:34 AM »

Uggh. Well you did save me 5 points by screwing up another peaceful kill, you silly little ekhm.
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« Reply #144 on: February 04, 2011, 03:58:21 AM »

Uggh. Well you did save me 5 points by screwing up another peaceful kill, you silly little ekhm.
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« Reply #145 on: February 05, 2011, 02:59:37 AM »

You attack Red Jimmy Jimson with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off Red Jimmy Jimson and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Red Jimmy Jimson and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Red Jimmy Jimson and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

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+1 Initial Kill
+3 Pirate
+5 Slaughterer
+5 Feasts
+10 First Time being killed.

+24
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« Reply #146 on: February 05, 2011, 03:15:14 AM »

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You attack Polybius with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off Polybius and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Polybius and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Polybius and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

Huli Bluebeard starts acting very strangely.
 
Kali'na starts acting very strangely.
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You say “Oh Huli...you're so dreamy...I just want to eat you up.”

Huli Bluebeard says “Quiet girl, or I'll eat you instead!”

Initial Kill: +1
Aspiring Killer: +1
Feasts (x3): +5
Total +7

Contest total +141

The next day:

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Huli Bluebeard splashes in the water as he doggy-paddles around.
Huli Bluebeard says “Hi Kali'na! Seems no one here but the younglings.”

captain dervish kills Huli Bluebeard with a cutlass.

You attack captain dervish with a heavy sword for 5 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off captain dervish and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off captain dervish and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off captain dervish and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.


Initial Kill: +1
Pirate: +3
Killer: +2
Ritual Feast: +3 +1 +1
First Contest Kill: +10
Total +21

Contest Total +162
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Blaktoof says “You permit yourselves to be lead at the nose by some toothless juggalo teen-grandma whose hobby is running an imagniary bar.     
A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54)
A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06)
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« Reply #147 on: February 05, 2011, 10:00:53 PM »

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(2011-02-05 21:55) You attack Blackbeard with a machete for 3 damage. They die.
(2011-02-05 21:55) Underworld log successful.
(2011-02-05 21:55) You carve pieces off Blackbeard and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-05 21:55) You carve pieces off Blackbeard and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2011-02-05 21:55) You carve pieces off Blackbeard and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.

Initial Kill: 1
Pirate: 3
Slaughterer: 7
Feasting: 3 + 2

Sub Total: 16

Total: 130
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« Reply #148 on: February 06, 2011, 08:02:38 PM »

Ah crap. I was just standing there minding my own business when DoggyDogDog walked up and stood there. In my excitment of not having to use ap to chase down a Dalpok and seeing he was from Dalpok...I killed him then looked later and saw he had never killed anyone. My bad.   I still ate him though.

But I did do this earlier....(2011-02-06 09:22) Exterminator894 gains 6 health from a healing herb
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Blaktoof says “You permit yourselves to be lead at the nose by some toothless juggalo teen-grandma whose hobby is running an imagniary bar.     
A parrot squawks "I know where the heavy sword is. Follow me!" (2011-01-22 19:54)
A parrot squawks "Katie has a big fat butt" (2012-02-10 17:06)
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« Reply #149 on: February 06, 2011, 10:31:42 PM »

You attack John Coxon with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You carve pieces off John Coxon and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off John Coxon and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off John Coxon and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.

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+1 kill
+3 pirate
+3 butcher
+5 feasts
+10 fresh kill

+22 total.
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