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« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2010, 02:40:35 PM »

Thought I had you, but ended up tracking down some other poor sap instead.
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« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2010, 03:52:21 PM »

Noah-San got me

I would like to state I had first attack Lass something or other, but I respected her peaceful intentions.
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« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2010, 04:35:12 PM »

That tender heart is going to be the death of you, Grunk. I'm gonna use Kril'Mangar's skull as an ashtray.

- The Prisoner
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« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2010, 04:40:58 PM »

Grunk: Feel free young one.  I'll enjoy using it to bash in your skull.

I could have ravaged the island, but it was aalso full of peaceful ones, and there are no fun to fight with.
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« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2010, 03:00:50 PM »

There we are. I've single-handedly liberated Wicksick Island.

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Note: Father Jack has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You attack Father Jack with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 30 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You are already at full health.
You carve pieces off Father Jack and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Father Jack and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You carve pieces off Father Jack and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat. You gain 3 XP.
You collect the head of Father Jack and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
Bobby the Hatchet smiles. "Still haven't jumped? Here, let me give you a boost."
Bobby the Hatchet grabs up your mangled corpse in one hand and flings you through the gap, laughing wildly as you bounce off of the rocks below. "And into the sea did Father Jack fall!"
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« Reply #35 on: November 02, 2010, 12:25:46 PM »

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Note: Ethir Wraithwain has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You attack Ethir Wraithwain with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Underworld log successful.
You attack i eat strawberries with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die. You gain 33 XP.
Underworld log successful.
Thank you my werewolf friend, your help has been invaluable. May you rest in peace.
Didn't feast because I wasn't hungry, I'm just a murderer.
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« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2011, 04:04:11 PM »

Totally worth it.

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You attack Johnny Hobo with a machete for 3 damage. They drop to 62 HP.
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You attack Johnny Hobo with a machete for 3 damage. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You say “Shouldn't play in fire, it's a bad thing.”
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You carve pieces off Johnny Hobo and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel very invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You carve pieces off Johnny Hobo and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You carve pieces off Johnny Hobo and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
You are burned by the wildfire and lose 5HP.
You use a healing herb and feel better.

One AP cycle, machete, and a wildfire.

Take that you heavy sword mongrels.
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« Reply #37 on: June 04, 2011, 05:38:03 PM »

How'd I taste?
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« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2011, 01:25:19 AM »

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Since your last move:
Adolf Schwarznigger says “Adolf the Ancient is back, let everyone know.” (2011-06-10 15:20)
Adolf Schwarznigger kills Graagh with a heavy sword. (2011-06-10 15:20)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage. (2011-06-10 15:20)
Adolf Schwarznigger kills qattiel ikunu l-ikel with a heavy sword. (2011-06-10 15:22)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “Requiescat in pace, new guy.” (2011-06-10 15:23)
Adolf Schwarznigger kills Graagh with a heavy sword. (2011-06-10 15:25)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “Lesson of the day: you can't mess with Adolf the Ancient. Attacking me if futile.” (2011-06-10 15:26)
Adolf Schwarznigger kills Little Bunny Foo Foo with a heavy sword. (2011-06-10 15:26)
Pawakan starts acting very strangely. (2011-06-10 15:27)
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You attack Adolf Schwarznigger and miss. (2011-06-10 15:27)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “I may or may not be back. I don't know. This game is boring since you guys are so easy to kill.” (2011-06-10 15:28)
Adolf Schwarznigger scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2011-06-10 15:28)
Adolf Schwarznigger carves something onto the wall. (2011-06-10 15:28)
Little Bunny Foo Foo says “Who hear remembers what happened to Raktam when they tried to run that Shargletopia thing?” (2011-06-10 16:13)
Little Bunny Foo Foo says “What if I suggested we try on of those things on an outsider town. Could be fun. Also maybe a few of those shargles will become ferocious and I can finally get this damn quest off my .” (2011-06-10 16:14)
Little Bunny Foo Foo says “Anyway, I might travel to Raktam and try to learn more about collecting and caring for Shargle eggs so I can manage to bring them where I need them. Probably York.” (2011-06-10 16:25)
Little Bunny Foo Foo expression tales a dark turn, "They've insulted me for the last time..." (2011-06-10 16:25)
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« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2011, 02:01:15 AM »

What did he write on the wall?

Also: YES! He might be an apparent racist, but that guy right there is one of Shartak's most interesting members.
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« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2011, 03:14:10 AM »

something about how Ancient Adolf pwned the dog-crap out of Dalpok.
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« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2011, 03:38:59 PM »

Haha, this guys was a nutjob, excellent hes back, all we need now is Jesus, Starvin Marvin, Rob Zombie and Britany Spears (Shes in the Derby swamp) and we are set. 
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« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2012, 07:00:37 AM »

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(2012-12-02 06:54) Congratulations! You just reached 600 XP and now have enough for another skill.
(2012-12-02 06:54) You attack Hisao Nakai with a wooden club for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They die. You gain 40 XP.
(2012-12-02 06:54) Underworld log successful .
(2012-12-02 06:54) You carve pieces off Hisao Nakai and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2012-12-02 06:54) You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2012-12-02 06:54) You carve pieces off Hisao Nakai and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2012-12-02 06:54) You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2012-12-02 06:54) You carve pieces off Hisao Nakai and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2012-12-02 06:54) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2012-12-02 06:55) You can't find any flesh worth eating, it looks like someone else got there first.
(2012-12-02 06:59) You collect the head of Hisao Nakai and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.

It's good to be back!
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« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2012, 09:48:01 AM »

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(2012-12-03 09:45) You whisper to mexkrax , “Bless the ancestors for this gift of meat!”
(2012-12-03 09:45) You attack mexkrax and miss.
(2012-12-03 09:45) You attack mexkrax and miss.
(2012-12-03 09:45) You attack mexkrax with a wooden club for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They die. You gain 38 XP.
(2012-12-03 09:45) Underworld log successful .
(2012-12-03 09:45) You carve pieces off mexkrax and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2012-12-03 09:45) You feel quite invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2012-12-03 09:46) You carve pieces off mexkrax and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2012-12-03 09:46) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2012-12-03 09:46) You carve pieces off mexkrax and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
(2012-12-03 09:46) You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.
(2012-12-03 09:46) You collect the head of mexkrax and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.

Fresh, delicious outsider delivered right to me!
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“But one can be a cannibal and still be honourable, just as one can be a glutton and still be honest. One does not exclude the other.”

- Jules Verne
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« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2012, 03:56:59 PM »

Welcome back
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