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Author Topic: The Masthead: The biggest selling newspaper on Shartak  (Read 4403 times)
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« on: March 08, 2007, 12:45:38 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2007, 12:58:21 PM »

A...tabloid! Hahahaha! Great read! 
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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2007, 01:12:15 PM »

Beautiful, just beautiful - we need more sleaze on Shartak, sleaze and smear campaigns!!!
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2007, 01:26:51 PM »

Marvellous!!

Where's page three? 

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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2007, 01:36:00 PM »

I have a feeling you'll be yelled at by Sam, and the Colonial Police force. Funny, though.  Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2007, 01:50:55 PM »

So, have I won the pirate? Where's inside?
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2007, 02:29:12 PM »

*bravo* that's the new crack 
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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2007, 02:44:23 PM »

Thank you for your compliments. Our aim is to set a new high standard for truthful news journalism on Shartak.

Don't miss next week's (or whenever) expose on the tide of idiocy sweeping across Durham.
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2007, 03:10:33 PM »

Dude, I couldn't stop laughing


two thumbs up, this paper is really funny.
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« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2007, 05:04:04 PM »

It's not often you see Shakespeare references in peoples RP. Well done. Very funny.
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2007, 03:27:53 AM »

LMAO

Marvellous!!

Where's page three? 

Given the relative absence of female players, any men with suitable manbreasts should send in pictures to the editor.
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2007, 04:46:45 AM »

LMAO

Marvellous!!

Where's page three? 

Given the relative absence of female players, any men with suitable manbreasts should send in pictures to the editor.

lol.
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2007, 07:05:43 AM »

hehehe.
Its called the Masthead, so what about page three pirates? 
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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2007, 09:22:21 AM »

Its about time we had some serious journalism on Shartak. 
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2007, 01:06:49 PM »

Don't miss next week's (or whenever) expose on the tide of idiocy sweeping across Durham.
Can't wait!
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