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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2006, 05:28:22 PM »

I would love to cause terror to the CP, but I am with the Scavengers, of course, and kill just about everybody. I'd join a raid on York, if you'd organize one.
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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2006, 09:04:53 AM »

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Colonial police: What is the best way to report an incident?

Thank you for asking this question, nine.

The best way is to go to the following link: http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Police/index.php?showforum=3
And read the stickeyed post ("Attention citizens! ...") at the top. It should answer all your questions

If you are in York you can always drop by our CPHQ and report, which is in the southwest section near Kahuni, but reporting to outr forum is the best.
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« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2006, 02:03:05 PM »

Wow, people really hate the Colonial Police. Including me!

Maybe we could work together  friends

Someone mentions sheep and then people start following.................... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2006, 03:09:16 PM »

Wow, people really hate the Colonial Police. Including me!

Maybe we could work together  friends

Someone mentions sheep and then people start following.................... Roll Eyes

Yeah isnt that strange ?? But hey it works
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« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2006, 02:16:34 AM »

You report my crimes, I'll murder you, and drag your beautiful torso back to my hiding place in the jungle.

It's surprising that the Shartak Underworld has so little data on Keiichi.

(c.v. http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=6206)
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« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2006, 02:05:29 PM »

Newish with a low body count. Give him a few months yet under Armadox's direction.
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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2006, 01:57:34 AM »

Colonial Police I wish to report my being murdered by a thug who was, by my estimation, most probably acting as an agent of the Church of Rome. The thug's name is "Agent 47". He shot me dead in the Protestant League hut earlier tonight.

I am reminded in this, that because Coligny was an heretic, as I am [according to the Pope], he too was brutally murdered, in the St. Bartholomew night; that Henry IV was stabbed by the Jesuit assassin, Revaillac, the 14th of May, 1610, for having given liberty of conscience to his people; and that William the Silent was shot dead by another Jesuit murderer, called Girard, for having broken the yoke of the Pope. The Church of Rome is absolutely the same today as she was then; she does believe and teach today, as then, that she has the right and that it is her duty to punish by death any heretic who is in her way as an obstacle to her designs...
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« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2007, 07:42:03 AM »

the best way to report a murder is to kill a CP officer to get their attetention
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« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2007, 12:42:29 PM »

I just got into the CP headquarters, kill somebody, and leave a silly message on the wall. Im rather friendly with them  Tongue
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« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2007, 02:13:32 PM »

As I am not a strong supporter of any policing forces I must say CP gained a lot in my eyes. They do their work, they don't overreact - though they could, assuming us Wicksicks are always up to something

If they will finally do something about The Law and the other Derbish stinker killing innocents in my home dwelling I'll even bring them flowers
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« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2007, 02:18:22 PM »

The Law is the first person to ever kill me, before I even joined the Scavengers. What fun! By the way, I now see that the Colonial Police do they're job rather well, and I have decided not to bother them as much, though I will still attack York. Keep up the good work, Colonial Policemen.  Cheesy

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« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2007, 09:08:36 PM »

The Law is the first person to ever kill me, before I even joined the Scavengers. What fun! By the way, I now see that the Colonial Police do they're job rather well, and I have decided not to bother them as much, though I will still attack York. Keep up the good work, Colonial Policemen.  Cheesy



Is it really a matter of "Wow, they're not as bad as I thought, I respect them and will stop attacking them now" or is it more a "Brave, brave Sir Robin" kind of thing?
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« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2007, 01:38:08 AM »

extend it to "He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways"
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« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2007, 03:09:33 PM »

brave sir robin he's sneaking away and buggering off.
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