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 91 
 on: December 23, 2017, 10:07:44 PM 
Started by Bobby the Hatchet - Last post by pet142
[-70.297,+26.450] 2017-12-23 22:06
You fire at the python with a blowpipe for 4 damage. You gain 4 XP. The poison acts quickly, taking another 2HP almost immediately. It dies. You gain 103 XP.

And so the hunt begins anew...

 92 
 on: December 22, 2017, 05:04:40 PM 
Started by mouse - Last post by mouse
Since your last move:

Shroombaker starts acting very strangely.
Shroombaker says “That was quick! Merry Christmas everyone. Now back to my exile. Nice to see you shroom. And you mouse. Hope you are both well. ”
Shroombaker says “Baynes? Go yourself.”
Tioram starts acting very strangely.
Tioram attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Tioram attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Tioram attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Tioram attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
Shroombaker says “Master Dan, I may miss you most of all.”
Tioram says “C'mon at least identify if you're going to abuse the living.”
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
Master Dan jun Perls uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.
You hear anaalipunktio let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
Maximillion Pike says “Make sure you get at least ten days of natural light a year, Shrooman.”
Maximillion Pike says “He says amidst Anapachinko's screechings.”
Baynes swings a jolly jack o'lantern around.
Master Dan jun Perls says “More treasure to be found elsewhere. ”
Victor uses a first aid kit on you and restores 4 health.
Victor says “And Tathers is still dead? That guy dies a lot. I mean, he looks great dying, but still...”
Victor says “I'm just saying. I've died a lot! But that guy? That guy dies... often.”
Victor says “It's almost unseemly, if you ask me. ”

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mouse says “Hello Roger Wilco. I'm passing out bottles of wine this year. Enjoy!”
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to Roger Wilco.
Roger Wilco starts acting very strangely.
Maximillion Pike starts acting very strangely.
mexkrax kills the elf with a heavy sword.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
An 800 Pound Gorilla kills babajeeb with a heavy sword.
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of babajeeb and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of babajeeb and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of babajeeb and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla kills FlayII with a heavy sword.
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of FlayII and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of FlayII and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla kills Shroombaker with a heavy sword.
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of Shroombaker and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of Shroombaker and begins eating!
An 800 Pound Gorilla carves pieces off the body of Shroombaker and begins eating!
Santa kills An 800 Pound Gorilla
You hear An 800 Pound Gorilla let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear An 800 Pound Gorilla let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You say “Looks like gorilla finally met his match! HAHAHA!!!”
Maximillion Pike gains 10 health from a first aid kit
Maximillion Pike says “That ape didn’t seem prepared. Is it still here? Floating in the ether? If so, Aperilla, kiiiind of a let down. Anapachinko laid savage waste to everyone, you killed a mushroom guy. ”
Maximillion Pike says “That means it’s time for berry wine, you miserable wretches. I mean, joy to the world, Santa killed an ape. ”
You say “Well just to be sure...”
You swing the jolly jack o'lantern around.
The jack o'lantern succeeds in warding off 2 spirits.
mouse kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills Santa with a wooden club.


 93 
 on: December 22, 2017, 12:44:48 PM 
Started by lama - Last post by lama
Great to know!

 94 
 on: December 22, 2017, 05:07:45 AM 
Started by mouse - Last post by mouse
Tioram says “87hp and dropping. Shaman's very nearby”
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Maximillion Pike and begins eating!
Some Idiot scratches out what was carved on the wall.
Some Idiot carves something onto the wall.
Some Idiot scratches out what was carved on the wall.
Some Idiot carves something onto the wall.
Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “ooops!”
Some Idiot will pass on the Kool Aid.
Some Idiot says “Hey Santa! looks like you have a lull in busness”
Some Idiot tgosses an I upwards.
Some Idiot says “bloody fingers just refuse to speel correctly.”
Some Idiot says “Welp.. gonna move along. Merry Merry to yall.”
mouse kills anaalipunktio with a punch.
mouse says “I don't generally condone violence, but I feel that was well deserved. Anyone care for some wine?”
The spectral figure of Etherdrifter grins and shakes his head
The ghostly voice of Etherdrifter says “I have a guildhall to watch over. Enjoy the holidays!” with a slight accent.
babajeeb says “Merry Christmas everyone” with a slight accent.
gridflay says “Merry Christmas, all. Lotta bodies...” with a slight accent.
babajeeb says “Thanks santa” with a slight accent.
babajeeb says “Ya haha” with a slight accent.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
mouse says “Welcome Babajeeb. Have some holiday booze.” (2017-12-22 03:23)
Shroombaker says “Thanks, Mouse.” (2017-12-22 04:59)
Shroombaker fits a dead rodent into the mouth of anaalipunktio.

 95 
 on: December 21, 2017, 09:34:39 PM 
Started by mouse - Last post by mouse
Maximillion Pike says “You sure the cabin boy will be okay while you're gone, Burt? ”
Shroombaker says “It's all good, Pike. Just keeping the masses informed of potential impending doom. But I *am* trying to be merry here!”
Shroombaker says “BURT! You got a little Loni in your stocking this year? Give her some air, yeeesh.”
Shroombaker says “Dalek is playing with his twigs at [-70.311,+26.384]”
Shroombaker says “Jack Cudgel is playing with his parrot north o' here.”
Shroombaker says “No sign of the Gorilla... yet.”
Shroombaker says “Who brought the bananas?!”
Baynes says “I've got banana beer! Will that help?”
Maximillion Pike says “Uff. Geting the beast drunk seems like a bad idea. Still, I don't know if anyone's ever tried it. ”
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
FlayII says “Cheers, mouse!”
anaalipunktio kills ShadowJack with a machete.
anaalipunktio kills Baynes with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio kills Master Dan jun Perls with a heavy sword.
The parrot on Master Dan jun Perls's shoulder flies away.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 1 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a heavy sword for 5 damage.
anaalipunktio attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die.
anaalipunktio kills TheDreadThespian burt reynolds with a knife.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of ShadowJack and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of ShadowJack and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of ShadowJack and begins eating!
anaalipunktio kills Tioram with a machete.
anaalipunktio kills Brewer with some cat-o-nine tails.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Baynes and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Baynes and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Baynes and begins eating!
anaalipunktio kills Etherdrifter with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio kills Maximillion Pike with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio kills Gidian Zedbane with a heavy sword.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Master Dan jun Perls and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Master Dan jun Perls and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Master Dan jun Perls and begins eating!
anaalipunktio kills Shroombaker with a machete.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of mouse and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of mouse and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of mouse and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of TheDreadThespian burt reynolds and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Tioram and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Tioram and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Tioram and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Brewer and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Brewer and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Brewer and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Etherdrifter and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Etherdrifter and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Etherdrifter and begins eating!
anaalipunktio swings a ghastly jack o'lantern around.
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Maximillion Pike and begins eating!
anaalipunktio carves pieces off the body of Maximillion Pike and begins eating!
mouse says “And there's the massacre we've all been waiting for. AnalPunk, if you think I'm gonna give you a bottle of wine after all that, you've got another thing coming!”

 96 
 on: December 21, 2017, 03:50:38 PM 
Started by mouse - Last post by mouse
Since your last move:

Shroombaker says “There's a lurking Stabbyteeth, NE at -70.313,+26.389”
Maximillion Pike says “Aye, Shroombaker. Your detailed scoutings are making this less holiday cheer, but fight for survival whilst the wolfs are just outside the door. Then mouse saying Cheers! Have some good spirits! ”
Maximillion Pike says “then Annhilating Elf after Elf after Elf... Only here. And don't worry, Etherman, I have mine own staff burried with a parrot somewhere. Also, all I have to give as a gift is yeastweed,”
Maximillion Pike says “and I don't see many living brewers. Better to be running around with all this yeast rather than Tathers running around with all those crabs. ”
Maximillion Pike says “Hah. I didn't even see the guy named Brewer. Here you go, I need some room. ”
Master Dan jun Perls uses a first aid kit on you and restores 6 health.
Master Dan jun Perls says “Thank ye, mouse. It's been a journey indeed. ”
Master Dan jun Perls gives you 200 gold coins.
Master Dan jun Perls says “There be a lack of pirates here, as well. Hope nobody means to tussle as I sleep off this rummed up journey. And Neil Tathers is always dead or asleep by a ruddy tree when I sees him. ”
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “Everyone leave the room, me and fatboy want to be alone ”
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds scratches out what was carved on the wall.
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds carves something onto the wall.
Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “Sharky's Machine is a 1981 American drama thriller film directed by Burt Reynolds, who stars in the title role. It is an adaptation of William Diehl's first novel Sharky's Machine (1978), with a scree”.
TheDreadThespian burt reynolds says “By the way Baynes, you are a piece of ! You are f-cking worthless! I'd say worase, but there are sissies present.”
The Mad Dwarf says “Thankee Mouse. Much appreciated. ”
The Mad Dwarf says “Time for me to be moveing on. See you out in the jungle folks. Or not. As the case may be.”
ShadowJack puts his back to a wall and watches the room awhile.One hand on a pistol and the other resting lightly on his sword, he simply listens for awhile.
Master Dan jun Perls says “Burt! You dread bastard, I wasn't sure you were going to find your way here in time. I I were to wager, I'd say we're just waiting for the gorilla to come crashing in. ”
Master Dan jun Perls says “The suspense is somewhat off putting, and it takes a lot to put me off. ”
mouse lifts his head and looksslowly around the room. "Did someone say my name? Oh look, new people!""
mouse says “Heya Burt. Have a bootle. My gift to you.”
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to TheDreadThespian burt reynolds.
mouse says “ShadowJack, Flay, you too. Here's some spirits to lift your spirits.”
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to ShadowJack.
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to FlayII.

 97 
 on: December 21, 2017, 02:00:14 AM 
Started by mouse - Last post by mouse
Since your last move:

Tioram kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
Shroombaker says “Any gorillas yet? Or Graagh?”
Shroombaker says “Tioram is right outside. Looks like he chopped down the chief elf! No presents for Tioram this year.”
Shroombaker says “FlayII is NW of here a few clicks. With good intentions, I hope.”
Shroombaker continues stuffing his stocking.
Etherdrifter says “My thanks for the wine mouse, such fine potions are treasured by the guild.”
Etherdrifter prods a very suspicious looking corpse with his staff
Etherdrifter says “This corpse looks most unusual; I wonder what it is doing here?” with a slight accent.
Etherdrifter shrugs and remembers his manners
Etherdrifter gives you a skull staff.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Etherdrifter grins and hands both Shroombaker and Mouse a staff each
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear Hannibal Lecter let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Etherdrifter says “Honourary guild membership for the generous givers of fine wines!” with a slight accent.
Tioram uses a first aid kit on you and restores 7 health.
You say “Dwarf, have a bottle of holiday spirits.”
You give a bottle of tasty berry wine to The Mad Dwarf.
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills the elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills the chief elf with a heavy sword.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 10 health.

 98 
 on: December 20, 2017, 05:01:13 PM 
Started by mouse - Last post by mouse
Since your last move:
Shroombaker uses a first aid kit on you and restores 8 health.
Kid Showbusiness says “Well, when the serious spirit guys from your heritage tell you to calm down with a bunch of flashy magic, you better listen. ”
Kid Showbusiness performs a successful exorcism ritual and casts 1 spirit outside and away from here.
Kid Showbusiness says “What?”
Etherdrifter rematerialises and sighs
Etherdrifter says “Very well, we'll do this the hard way.” with a slight accent.
Etherdrifter kills Kid Showbusiness with a dagger.
Etherdrifter Grins and begins to chant softly
Etherdrifter watches with satisfaction as the corpse of Kid Showbusiness rises up, picks up a broom and starts sweeping up the mess
Etherdrifter waits until almost all the mess is cleared before clicking his fingers, the shambling zombie quickly falling lifeless once more, right onto Santa's lap
Etherdrifter gives you 1 gold coin.
Etherdrifter turns to the outsiders present
Etherdrifter says “Would one of you do me the great favour of ferrying me over to the land of the dead?”
Etherdrifter says “It would save me the trouble of embracing a tiger.”
Maximillion Pike says “I don't kill scary, angry, revengeful savages, never did me any good. Good entertainment though. The gorilla may still appear, that thing doesn't give a toot who is next. ”
Etherdrifter says “Oh, under guild law ferrying is a protected act. However I can understand your aversion, but surely it would be a good deed to take the knowledge such an act would grant rather than continuing” with a slight accent.
Etherdrifter says “to feed and overgrown monster? Indeed, one could say it is your duty to avoid such a situation!” with a slight accent.
The chief elf kills spooge
The chief elf kills spooge
The chief elf kills spooge
mouse kills an elf with a heavy sword.
mouse kills an elf with a heavy sword.
mouse says “Here ya go Ether, I don't believe I've given you any wine yet.”
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
You hear spooge let out a banshee wail coming from all around you.
mouse starts acting very strangely.
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You attack Etherdrifter with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 65 HP.
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. Regaining your balance after what would have been a complete miss, you manage a glancing blow.
You attack Etherdrifter with a heavy sword for 1 damage. You gain 1 XP. They drop to 64 HP.
You feel an unknown force take control of your body. You attack Etherdrifter and miss.
Tioram says “I got a banana! Hi Neil, mouse, max.”
mouse says  “Hello Tioram. Happy holidays! Here, have some booze.”
The Mad Dwarf says “Hello, I take it I missed some interesting events. (looking over at the bodies on the floor)”
The Mad Dwarf says “Hrmmmmm (he hums a little ditty to himself as he drags the bodies over to the wall and positions them side by side in a sitting position)”
The Mad Dwarf says “Somethings missing from this scene... oh! (He places a bottle of mango wine in the right hand of each corpse and steps back.)”
The Mad Dwarf says “Now they just look like they are resting.”
Maximillion Pike says “That is a rather fetching display the Dwarf assembled. Good for everyone. Hello, Tioram. The native here is looking to drift back into death, so if you're feeling punchy. ”

 99 
 on: December 20, 2017, 02:46:57 PM 
Started by lama - Last post by gridflay
Shartak is good! Fire is better now. And we had some mummies a while back. Spooky mummies!

 100 
 on: December 18, 2017, 10:54:28 PM 
Started by lama - Last post by lama
How are you doing, Shartak? How was your day? I miss you a bit, you know.

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