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1  Out of Character / General Discussion / Re: The achievements thread! on: October 01, 2017, 11:27:09 PM
The heck they don't!  Those locals had the most fight in them.  Not like those soft pirates and Yorkers.  I'd kill two or three of them a day.
2  Out of Character / General Discussion / Re: The achievements thread! on: September 30, 2017, 09:38:15 PM
My oldest character Graagh (id 826) made it to Serial Killer status today.  A proud day in Dalpok!  cool

(2017-09-30 20:27) You attack Jean Lafitte with a punch for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 45 XP.
(2017-09-30 20:29) You say “Thank you Jean. Your death was not meaningless or in vain. You are my 1000th player kill. The Serial Killer badge is now mine. And you helped me get there.” in the outsider language.
(2017-09-30 20:31) You say “My goal reached, I vow to become a kinder, gentler native. My days of random fungi-fuelled bloodshed are over. This is the new improved Graagh!” in the outsider language.
(2017-09-30 20:32) You say “Here. Take this. The weapon I killed you with. I no longer need it. A gift.” in the outsider language.
(2017-09-30 20:32) Graagh frowns
(2017-09-30 20:33) You say “Oh that's right. You're DEAD. I can't give you anything. Well... find me when you're alive again and this sword is yours.” in the outsider language.
3  In Character / Outsiders / Re: Meanwhile, at the Overlook Hotel... on: July 16, 2017, 06:32:06 PM
Last Laugh waltzes around the room. "Look at all these dorks in their ivory tower. Drinking it up, living lavishly... not a single one prepared for a real cataclismic event."
Last Laugh slowly looks up, "like the inevitable alien invasion."
Baynes says “Well, if you listen to all the cannibal rhetoric, WE'RE the alien invasion.”
Last Laugh says “Time travel isn't alien.”
Helena Handbasket says “I prefer an ivory tower to sleeping in the jungle with the bugs and the tigers and the smelly natives. This place suits me just fine.”
Jack Torrance raises his glass. "Amen sister!"
Lloyd moves down the bar and stops in front of Last Laugh
Lloyd says “Would you like a drink, sir? Something exotic perhaps?”
Last Laugh gives a scrutinizing glance, shakes his head a bit and chuckles.
Last Laugh says “Okay, so the woman who collects the miasma that is ejected from the backsides of monkeys is complaining that the jungle is full of smelly people.”
Last Laugh says “Also Lloyd, I'd like a good ol' Stone Owl Stout, If that's not a problem.”
Last Laugh says “Seriously though, where's the sense of adventure?”
Halloran says “Evening Lloyd. The usual, please.”
Lloyd nods to Halloran, then begins searching behind the bar. "I'm quite sure we have that, Laugh. Just a moment."
Lloyd produces a dusty bottle and carefully pours its contents into a glass
Lloyd says “I think you're the first to ask for this since I've been here. Had these a while. Hope it hasn't gone bad.”
Lloyd sets the glass in front of Last Laugh, then turns to Halloran
Lloyd says “Prune juice, right Dick? Coming up!”
Helena Handbasket says “Yes. Smelly-assed funky-smelling jungle folk. And I say that as someone who has ruined her sense of smell by years of collecting ape farts. They stink even to MY nose!”
Helena Handbasket says “I've had my fill of 'adventure'. The Overlook Hotel is like Nirvana to a gal like me. I may never leave!”
Halloran takes his tall glass of prune juice and heads to a table in a far corner of the room
Jack Torrance follows Halloran with his eyes but doesn't move from his seat at the bar
Helena Handbasket spots a tennis ball on the floor and scampers over to pick it up
Helena Handbasket says “35 gold right there. The trader buys these things. And they're everywhere. Is there a tennis court here somewhere that I haven't found yet?”
Jack Torrance says “I toss those around sometimes when I've got writer's block. Helps me think. I assume Grady picks them up. I never seem to run out.”
Jack Torrance tosses a gold coin into the air and catches it. The coin shows heads.
Lloyd wipes down the bar with a white rag
Last Laugh looks at the glass suspeciously, "Well, at least you poured it into the glass in front of me."
Last Laugh takes a drink from the glass, "Eh, it's not too stale."
Last Laugh says “You can check out any time you like but you can never leave!”
Last Laugh leaves.
4  Out of Character / General Discussion / Re: April Fools 2017 on: April 01, 2017, 10:52:29 PM
Are the smurf names random?  'dominating smurf' works for this character.  Good one.
5  Out of Character / Suggestion Discussion / Re: Pet monkeys on: March 04, 2017, 11:27:48 PM
I'd like a pet monkey to follow me around and fling poop at people we meet.
6  Out of Character / General Discussion / Re: Halloween 2016 stats on: January 22, 2017, 06:22:12 PM
Did you know that the werewolf on Skull Island is still around?  And respawning.  A character of mine came across it just now.  Don't you remove them after Halloween?

(2017-01-22 17:25) You attack the werewolf with a heavy sword for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. It dies. You gain 28 XP.
(2017-01-22 17:26) Hungr gains 7 health from a first aid kit
(2017-01-22 17:27) You say “Well that was creepy. How's that thing still around? Halloween was three months ago.” in the native language.
(2017-01-22 17:32) You say “It didn't bite you did it?” in the native language.
(2017-01-22 18:07) Helena Handbasket shrieks loudly
(2017-01-22 18:09) You say “HOLY CRAP! IT'S BACK! I THOUGHT I KILLED IT. WHAT FOUL WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?!”
(2017-01-22 18:10) Helena Handbasket makes the sign of the cross and slowly backs away
(2017-01-22 18:11) You say “This is too damn weird for me. I'm out of here. I suggest you don't stay here long.”
(2017-01-22 18:12) Helena Handbasket looks back one last time
(2017-01-22 18:12) You say “Don't let it bite you! You'll turn the next full moon!”
(2017-01-22 18:12) Helena Handbasket runs away

After this Helena went through the portal and came out at the shipwreck.  And there's one there too!  What horror movie has she wandered into? 
7  Out of Character / General Discussion / Re: Classy on: October 08, 2016, 03:45:00 PM
If a spirit character is forced to wail and another of that player's characters is close enough to hear it, both characters get cursed.
8  Out of Character / General Discussion / Re: nevermind on: April 27, 2016, 11:42:28 PM
Actually I do have a question now.  When writing on things, is there a way to make strikethrough text appear?  Like this?  I tried the way it's done on here and it didn't display correctly.  With the [].  Also tried it with <>.  With the second one it displayed right on the "You carve..." message but not on the wall.  The wall still showed the <> symbols.  I can think of no reason why I would ever need to do this.  Just curious if it was possible.
9  Out of Character / General Discussion / nevermind on: March 27, 2016, 06:55:14 PM
Had a question but I answered it myself.  Can't seem to delete threads on here so I changed my post to this.

Nothing to see here.  Move along.
10  Out of Character / General Discussion / Re: custom hut questions on: November 08, 2015, 07:39:51 PM
http://www.shartak.com/custom_huts.html

Base price is $15 for three months.  Add $5 for each additional room/area. 
11  Out of Character / General Discussion / Re: Retiring Characters on: February 05, 2015, 11:26:28 PM
Carreau is correct.  Donated characters can be brought back.
12  In Character / Outsiders / Re: something's happening in Durham on: January 12, 2015, 11:18:16 PM
We have confirmed ghost sightings now.  It seems the place is haunted.  Just as you would expect.
13  In Character / Outsiders / Re: something's happening in Durham on: January 09, 2015, 12:40:21 AM
The place is getting quite a few visitors.  The most people I've seen in Durham in a long time.  And they're not killing each other.  Imagine that.

Update: well, until today.  A cannibal showed up and ate some of the guests.  Left quite a mess.  Ah well.  These things happen  cool
14  In Character / Outsiders / Re: something's happening in Durham on: January 06, 2015, 04:07:28 PM
Actually, Fear Itself is the leader and not the name of the group.  I have contacted him and he has sent out word to his minions not to kill the tourists.  At least for now.
15  In Character / Outsiders / Re: something's happening in Durham on: January 05, 2015, 01:21:30 PM
TEAM TATHERS!!!! INVESTIGATE!

That of course if the group Fear Itself doesn't mind if we go there.

Go on.  Check it out.  Of course, I can't vouch for your safety once you get there.  Evil attracts evil, and all that.  The fear folks will feel right at home in that place, I'm sure.  

Proceed with caution.  And don't forget to search while you're there for the new CUSTOM ITEM.  Something never seen on the island before... until now  
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