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In Character => Outsiders => Topic started by: Neil Tathers on September 27, 2012, 02:26:33 PM



Title: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on September 27, 2012, 02:26:33 PM
The figure of Aphetto Kabal, clad in his purple cloak, his long hair blowing the breeze, and his back slung with what seems to be 30 rifles stands at the weapons hut at York.  He looks around at the tattered assembled crowd.

"Can everyone hear me.  EH!  CAN EVERYONE HEAR ME!"

What seems to be a manaical person dressed in a pink suit wearing a giant pink helmet actually seems interested in what Aphetto has to say, "Jolly good show chap!"  He's the only one though, the others are milling around doing their daily business.

"Right then, good show it is eh wot!  I'm Aphetto Kabal, staunch defender of York!  Look at my kills if you must, not one of them are Yorkers!  I only kill good ole fashioned natives or foreigners.  They shouldn't be allowed on York's wonderful shore!"

The chained up shaman in the middle of town whoops in excitement and seems to be agreeing with Kabal.

"Don't worry man, I consider you a good ole member of York, no worries there!"

The Shaman stops clapping and scowls at Aphetto.

"Right then, it's come to my attention ole chaps that my ways of killing foriegners are frowned upon in this establishment!  That I need to lay down a few rules, and maybe I'll get some support, so here's my rule!  YOU AIN'T FROM YORK!  YOU AIN'T WORTH THE BULLETS I PUT INTO YOUR SKULL!  YOU AIN'T FROM YORK YOU GONNA GET KILLED BY ME!"

The dressed up supervillaincackles with glee and appluads Aphetto.

"Oh, and GO BOVS!"


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: andrewbuff on September 27, 2012, 04:05:55 PM
Not to go on all-fours, that is the Law. Are we not Men? Not to suck up Drink, that is the Law. Are we not Men? Not to eat Fish or Flesh, that is the Law. Are we not Men?







(we are devo!)


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Smith on September 28, 2012, 01:23:28 AM
Well, I and quite a few others disagree Mr Aphetto. You're already well established with our dear friend Kahuni and I can imagine you're going to end up seeing a lot of him.  ;-)


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: error on September 28, 2012, 12:34:23 PM
Well, I and quite a few others disagree Mr Aphetto. You're already well established with our dear friend Kahuni and I can imagine you're going to end up seeing a lot of him.  ;-)

With a smarmy attitude such as that the opposition shall rise with time.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on September 28, 2012, 02:36:13 PM
With a smarmy attitude such as that the opposition shall rise with time.

I don't get all the hostility, I'm merely kicking out the foriegners, I have no beef with good old honest Yorkmen.

Who seem to have a beef with me.  Which is unusual.  What I do is for the Glory of good ole York, eh WOT!

~Aphetto Kabal


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on September 29, 2012, 06:00:01 PM
2012-09-29 16:57
±Aphetto Kabal killed ±Gol D. Roger
2012-09-28 13:33
±Aphetto Kabal killed ±Avenging Force

Two more individuals taught the law of York, YORK IS FOR YORKERS, EH WOT!

~Aphetto Kabal


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on October 18, 2012, 10:42:38 PM
Wow, another breaker of the Laws of York.

You say “AH! SCARY NATIVE! York is for Yorkers, Eh wot! You won't harm these defenseless and misguided souls here while I'm around!”
You fire at Edward Scissorhands and miss.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 75 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 70 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 65 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands and miss.
You pull the trigger and the rifle explodes due to a blockage.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands and miss.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 60 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 55 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands and miss.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 50 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands and miss.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 45 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 40 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands and miss.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 35 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands and miss.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands and miss.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 30 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 25 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands and miss.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands and miss.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 20 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 15 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 10 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 5 HP.
You fire at Edward Scissorhands with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You say “There we go, no problem mates, just making sure we are protected here in beautiful York!”


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Raffles on October 18, 2012, 11:48:12 PM
Heirophant 2: Heiro We Go Again!


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Maj. Arcana on October 19, 2012, 01:24:28 AM
Aphetto predates me.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on October 19, 2012, 06:21:46 PM
OOC: I believe I also predated the Hanged Man.  I use to give people maps of the island before I killed them.  But the trader stopped selling them...

Just was quiet about it before.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on October 21, 2012, 12:41:36 PM
A cannibal preyed on the law abiding good people of York, but Aphetto tracked him down and showed him the way back home.

Quote
You fire at Tartar with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They drop to 3 HP.
You give a map to Rakmogak to Tartar .
You say “Go back home foriegner”
You attack Tartar with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: FirstAmongstDaves on October 23, 2012, 08:26:30 AM
I love the extra twist of giving them maps home. Very funny.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on October 24, 2012, 03:03:12 PM
Keeping the city pure is tough work, especially when your targets are so damn dodgy.

Quote
You attack Henry Neuman with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They drop to 1 HP.
You whisper to Henry Neuman , “You should go visit this town instead.”
You give a map to Raktam to Henry Neuman .
Note: Henry Neuman has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You attack Henry Neuman and miss.
Note: Henry Neuman has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You attack Henry Neuman and miss.
Note: Henry Neuman has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You attack Henry Neuman with a machete for 3 damage. You gain 3 XP. They die. You gain 28 XP.

~Aphetto Kabal


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Nighter on December 10, 2012, 12:35:22 AM
York it seems is almost deserted, I did however find an elephant in a hut.......which was a surprise.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on December 10, 2012, 03:33:43 AM
Preying on The Law is more than okay by me, but abiding people I hesitate to strike down unnecessarily. :P


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on December 10, 2012, 10:49:37 PM
Found two more lurkers on the corners of York.

You fire at Fulana with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 45 XP.
Underworld log successful .

You fire at LunaOskura with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
Underworld log successful .

Tsk tsk, I hereby decree the Law of York now extends to the southern tip of the peninsula.

~Aphetto Kabal.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Raffles on December 10, 2012, 10:52:28 PM
Stay the hell out of New Rafftam, Kabal. That's all I've got left of my kingdom.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on December 10, 2012, 10:53:58 PM
I don't even know.

~Aphetto Kabal.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Raffles on December 10, 2012, 11:03:00 PM
The islet just off the southern mainland. My islet, to be precise.


(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3218/newrafftam.png)


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Nighter on December 11, 2012, 12:10:45 AM
The islet just off the southern mainland. My islet, to be precise.


(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3218/newrafftam.png)

I remember that place well, used to be part of my patrol route back in the day :)


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Anthor on December 11, 2012, 12:27:30 AM
The islet just off the southern mainland. My islet, to be precise.


(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3218/newrafftam.png)

 I knew Raffles was Sicilian!


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on December 11, 2012, 12:48:30 AM
The islet just off the southern mainland. My islet, to be precise.


(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/3218/newrafftam.png)

Not part of the York Peninsula, so it doesn't matter to me.

~Aphetto Kabal


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: FirstAmongstDaves on December 11, 2012, 02:28:25 AM
We really need flags in this game.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Raffles on December 11, 2012, 04:48:42 PM
Not part of the York Peninsula, so it doesn't matter to me.

~Aphetto Kabal

In that case, New Rafftam respects and supports the law of York.

It did have a sign, 'daves. Doubt it is still there.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on December 13, 2012, 09:38:33 PM
Coblat Manticore just tried to murder me!

What!  A filthy native in my town, trying to kill me!  EH WOT I SHOWED HIM WHAT FOR CHIP CHIP CHEERIO!  PIP PIP! 

~Aphetto Kabal



Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Nursie on December 13, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
Hmmm... so York is next.   :?


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Avenging Force on December 13, 2012, 10:19:13 PM
I hear three Raktam warriors have been found in York and the shaman has been attacked.

These are dark days indeed.

Does York require assistance?

Avenging Force


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on December 14, 2012, 02:38:24 AM
You fire at Nyoka Roho with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 28 XP.
Underworld log successful.

Another one!  These things breed faster than rabbits!  Let's see how long it takes for the Queen to claim that she won the town, like those pansies Durhamites and the wussy pirates.  Eh wot!  I'm guessing one kill and she claims victory, cause that's her style, chip chip pip pip!  Another shrimp on the barbie!

~ Aphetto Kabal


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: error on December 14, 2012, 03:54:17 AM
Oooo, there's going to be some excitement in York. YAY......... but now my native kills to outsider kills will be unbalanced. It is my sworn duty as a Libra to avoid such a situation for too long. We should go to war with Pirates or maybe Derby. Don't get me wrong I've had good times with The Misfits but I respect them and that's a good enough reason to declare war,


?right?


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Cobalt Manticore on December 14, 2012, 09:02:11 AM
"Well Played, Kabal."
Cobalt Manticore just tried to murder me!

What!  A filthy native in my town, trying to kill me!  EH WOT I SHOWED HIM WHAT FOR CHIP CHIP CHEERIO!  PIP PIP! 

~Aphetto Kabal


"Well played indeed." 8)

~fades into a midnightblue mist, and taking Kabal's advice to heart~


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on December 14, 2012, 04:00:49 PM
They are playing against the rules, hiding in the deep water like that!  The deep water isn't under the laws of York!  So now to the right of the York is considered York, and hereby undet he laws of York, EH WOT!

Rifles are a pain to fire in the water...

~Aphetto Kabal.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: error on December 15, 2012, 12:23:29 AM
The Last Laugh says: Contrary to what fish believe, water is not fun to breathe.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on December 15, 2012, 02:37:50 AM
You fire at Mazrim with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
Underworld log successful.

Damn natives are everywhere out here.  Here that Harry, I'm coming to buy more bullets, PIP PIP!

~Aphetto Kabal


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Nursie on December 15, 2012, 02:41:14 AM
Aphetto, are there any plans or organisations actively defending York or are we good citizens just doing what we do best? ~ N. H-H


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Anthor on December 15, 2012, 03:14:35 AM
If your last name started with S, Nursie... You could have had the initials, N. H. S. :P


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Nursie on December 15, 2012, 03:21:34 AM
Ahhaa  and then it would be little blue men sent to kill me instead.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on December 16, 2012, 11:01:02 PM
Eh wot!  One of those blimey bastard finally got me!  Where do all these people find these shiny weapons!

~Aphetto Kabal


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on December 30, 2012, 01:43:54 PM
Quote
You carve TWO NATIVES! onto the wall.

You fire at spooge with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
Underworld log successful .
You say “York is for Yorkers mate”

You whisper to Blue Hummingbird , “It's you Queenie! I really should put you in my contacts. Oh well, I believe I may have enough AP to finish you off just yet, pip pip.”

You fire at Blue Hummingbird with a rifle for 5 damage. You gain 5 XP. They die. You gain 38 XP.
Underworld log successful .


Looks like the natives are back, finally, gives me something to do when I'm not searching for bullets, cheerio!

~Aphetto Kabal


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on January 07, 2013, 11:57:30 PM
Killed a couple more natives, seems they are doing the old thing of hiding in the deep water to the east, eh wot!

~Aphetto Kabal


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Raffles on January 08, 2013, 12:33:47 AM
If I wander through York in the near future, are you likely to shoot me? Can I get a visa?


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Muad'Dib on January 08, 2013, 03:47:20 PM
I think I got one from The Hierophant or something but I dunno if it's still valid.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on January 08, 2013, 06:34:41 PM
If I wander through York in the near future, are you likely to shoot me? Can I get a visa?

If you aren't a Yorker, then I'm likely to shoot you.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Muad'Dib on January 15, 2013, 10:38:05 AM
What? So it is void already? I want full reimbursement of the 100 gold coins I totally paid for it!


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on January 15, 2013, 12:23:37 PM
Eh Wot?  What is this pass you talk about eh native?  Maybe I just don't understand the gobble gook that comes out of your mouths?

I told a Misfit and a cannibal about the Laws of York today.  It was a good day Gov'na!

~Aphetto Kabal


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: FirstAmongstDaves on August 01, 2016, 10:23:15 AM
Doc Rockwell is now "Ballbreaker" Rockwell and is running around shooting foreigners.

Must be something in the water in York.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on August 01, 2016, 05:16:43 PM
I had the most fun with Aphetto back in the day.

Couldn't bring back the fire when I started him up again.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: FirstAmongstDaves on August 02, 2016, 01:15:12 AM
Bring him back! We need to turn York into the police state it is destined to be!


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Swarm on October 21, 2016, 01:38:28 AM
York has laws?


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on October 25, 2016, 02:53:53 PM
According to Aphetto, kill any Yorker who isn't a Yorker.

Aphetto was fun.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Swarm on October 29, 2016, 07:09:42 AM
I learned the hard way that a certain citizen of Derby feels the same way.


Title: Re: Laws of York
Post by: Neil Tathers on March 22, 2018, 07:39:54 PM
Guess whose back?

±Aphetto Kabal killed ±Cuu

Damn skippy