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Author Topic: The Raktam Tavern.  (Read 3653 times)
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Armadox the Butcher
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« on: December 28, 2006, 07:55:21 PM »

As Marked as a protected by the Scavengers the Raktam Tavern, Armadox enters the tavern looking around for seedy characters. THe tavern was bare, not even Dave C. was there. A sense of ill boding fell over the crazed, as he makes out the back of who was sitting at the bar, drinking their stolen Hops.
Armadox sneaks up to the bar, and makes sure the last thought in Papadox's head, was his machete. The drunkard slides off his blade, and collapses to the floor.
Armadox carves into his wrist, bleeding the carcass, and smeering it on a wall. One parent down, One to go...
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2006, 06:38:37 AM »

Should we start a betting pool on who gets to kill first, Armadox or Mamadox?
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2006, 07:17:10 AM »

Be6t on Mamadox, it's a cold day in hell when i get the drop on her.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2006, 08:48:07 AM »

By the looks of your profile your mother dropped you first
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2006, 10:20:36 AM »

Well, repeatedly.  Grin

Mother of Armadox is half pleased half disgusted to see her husband around again, so she took a retreat in a secret menstruational hut to think things over.
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2006, 02:05:56 PM »

I'm waiting for Sisadox to pop up.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2006, 10:20:22 PM »

Is she hot?
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2006, 12:29:47 AM »

like hotdox
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2006, 07:45:30 AM »

No, she hadn't got me first, well yet, that was an old death.
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2006, 10:29:09 AM »

I'm waiting for Sisadox to pop up.

I'm patiently waiting for the Retarded Cousin of Armadox, Horny Uncle of Armadox and Large Wife of Armadox.
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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2006, 10:52:10 AM »

Armadox is a bacholer, and yah. I'm beginning to realize that the family doth grow, and never in a good way.
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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2007, 06:44:49 AM »

If things get out of hand, we might even see Weird_Racist_Neighbor_of_Armadox and even Old_Highschool_Algebra_Teacher_of_Armadox.
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2007, 07:05:53 AM »

Or, worse, Armadox's Kitten.
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2007, 07:18:05 AM »

I have already claimed the kitten in raktam as an honorary Scavenger.
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2007, 09:17:39 AM »

Can I be an honorary scavenger now that the multiple clan feature is in effect?
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