I thought I'd post this since its amusing and relevant to recent events so it may help in press coverage. Forgive the editing.
Since your last move:
Marvin says “So the place has…“calmed down” and now we are to be transferred to this mud hole.” (2008-01-08 03:56)
Marvin says “Hopefully without being killed I’ll be able to pick up my salaries, if Armadox was anymore devious he would’ve profited from letting the Queen put him on a leash, well, at least a leash would restrain” (2008-01-08 03:59)
Marvin says “him partly” (2008-01-08 04:00)
Marvin says “Mr. Tathers would you like me to finish you off to make your journey quicker with less chance of someone healing you by mistake. ” (2008-01-08 04:05)
Elias Pryde says “Yes! We can trust the Durhamites! Why? Because they promise not to attack us. What guarantee do we have? Well, if we weaken Creedy's defenses, they promise not to attack it.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 04:51)
Elias Pryde says “After all, everyone knows you're less likely to be attacked when you're nearly defenseless.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 04:52)
Elias Pryde says “When you've got a strong military, though, everyone thinks you're a pushover, so they'll attack you.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 04:52)
Elias Pryde says “Does anyone else see a flaw in this line of reasoning?” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 04:52)
Dappled Shadow says “I certainly do but I'm not in charge. We gain nothing from this other than giving Durham a headache, and gaining an embassy. Which we could have had anyway. No formal apology, no reparations? And when we leave they'll come in force and lock down the place, [edited]. But, I speak out of turn. I am a humble footsoldier at my lords' command.”
Marvin says “But then trust Wicksick or pirates to come along and slaughter Creedy.” (2008-01-08 05:14)
Marvin says “*too Elias Pryde*” (2008-01-08 05:15)
Dappled Shadow says “Marvin, its also possible to collect your salary on Midway. Templar Bank has a branch at the casino, if York is too hairy.”
Marvin says “sorry *TO Elias Pryde* (slight typo)” (2008-01-08 05:16)
Marvin says “It’s fine, it was Foo taking out a vendetta on me last time, luckily I had ties with the CP and they killed him (plus too I don't know where Midway is and if it is easier to get there) ” (2008-01-08 05:18)
Dappled Shadow says “If I was boss, which I'm not, I'd be getting pay for the mercenaries salaries in having to slog out here in response to Durham aggression. All piss and chunder, no knuckles and balls.”
Dappled Shadow says “Um, the gutless Durhamite aggressors I mean, m'lords. Not any of you, sires.”
Marvin says “ I wonder what she’d say to that, best not demand for too much or she won’t pay me much.” (2008-01-08 05:25)
Elias Pryde says “Oh, I wouldn't go so far as that, my dear Miss Shadow. I'm sure Her Majesty the Queen will see through the Durhamites' ploy, even if her ambassador does not.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 05:39)
Ethir Wraithwain says “Baron Surcouf, The Master has commanded me. Beware.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 07:30)
Ethir Wraithwain says “Your death has been commanded by the Master. I live only to please the Master. For his White Raven watches me ever so carefully. Take heed everyone. The Master watches us all. Listen with your ears!” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 07:36)
Ethir Wraithwain kills Baron Robert Surcouf. (2008-01-08 07:36)
Dappled Shadow says “Great. The garrison commander, killed by a Durham nutjob. I'm amazed at the number of people on this island who seem to be commanded to kill by talking birds, talking machetes and talking mountains."
Dappled Shadow says “And he's a friggin' Pistoleer. That's two Pistoleer attacks in 24 hours.Grand Vizier, does this peace deal cover all Durham groups? Because, with respect to your authority, I reckon we go and knock ”
Dappled Shadow says “the living bleeding **** out of the Pistoleers' aching stretched and echoey ******** [edited]. Looks like people have been listening to Burgundy's innocent "suggestions" after all."
Dappled Shadow says “I'm willing to put my leather-clad and muddy boot into some flaccid, prepubescent and undersized Durham groin upon your command, m'lord. Just give the word.”
Elizabeth Bathory says “You! *she yells while pointing at Dappled Shadow* Since when did the Pistoleers become walking garbage collectors you filthy monkey half breed! Get your smelly feet and filth out of Durham territory..” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 09:33)
Elizabeth Bathory says “*she stops to taste the blood splattered on her arm* Hmmmm... I need moreeeeeeeeee!” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 09:34)
Elizabeth Bathory kills Dappled Shadow. (2008-01-08 09:36)
Elizabeth Bathory says “Oh God do you bleed Missy *she says while kneeling beside her* I... I just need to do this okay? Your just so much more attractive with blood all over you... *she then bends over and tastes the blood*” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 09:38)
Elizabeth Bathory says “Mmmmmm... now that my job is done, I'll warn the rest of you neanderthals that you are not welcome in Durham. I shall return to cleanse this place
” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 09:40)
Marvin says “I suggest a forum first before an attack get the attack” (2008-01-08 09:42)
Marvin says “F***” (2008-01-08 09:47)
Marvin says “I have an early night, so I can't do anything right now.” (2008-01-08 09:48)
Marvin says “So I can't avenge Shadow, sorry.” (2008-01-08 09:55)
eptavian says “I see both Ms ” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 12:12)
Neil Tathers says “She's obviously a nutjob. Why couldn't she kill me though...*sigh* I'm heading back to Raktam. There is a peace treaty, if you don't like it, talk to the Queen.” (2008-01-08 12:13)
eptavian says “(damn, pressed enter instead of shift) Shadow and Baron Surcouf were killed. The Baron's killer, Ethir Wraithwain is hiding in the Fort jail. I'll leave it to someone with more AP.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 12:14)
Jakob Patora says “Dear Lord.. Such violence.. I suppose conflict has come here, whether it is welcome or not.. Perhaps it is time for a reprisal? I would gladly help you seek justice against these Durhamite aggressors.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 12:57)
Loughbridge says “That is three dead mercenaries of the Queen. This is blatant Durhamite aggression! The Durham Citizens will wring their hands in sorrow at the actions of a few 'renegade' Pistoleers” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 13:25)
Loughbridge says “Who are officially on the pay roll of the Durham Government. We saw Burgundy's original plan, to kill us. Perhaps he has amended it away from our eyes.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 13:27)
Loughbridge says “Now Tathers leaves, crying "Peace in our time", but unless we act now we shall be butchered where we stand! They have made their first move!” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 13:28)
Ben Harker says “Ethir Wraithwain and his white raven are both dead.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 13:33)
Semper kills eptavian. (2008-01-08 14:13)
Elias Pryde says “I don't trust Tathers. I say we move out for Durham now!” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 15:16)
Elias Pryde says “He must be on the Pistoleers' payroll. And Burgundy's assurances? Obvious lies. We need to avenge these deaths!” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 15:17)
Elias Pryde says “At this time tomorrow, I march on Durham. Who's with me?” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 15:17)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “I'm a reasonable man, but that was too many attacks on us. We are not going to war with Durham yet, but we certainly are going to war with the Pistoliers. All of those who are able and willing....” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 15:20)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “...say AYE and give an approximate time when you will be willing to strike and purge Durham of the Pistoliers. Those unwilling or not able say NAY.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 15:24)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “I say AYE! I would like to strike either Wednesday or Thursday, preferably around 11AM EST if possible. We don't need to strike at the same time, but if we could keep our search through Durham and...” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 15:26)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “...the execution of Pistoliers to a similar time it would make us more thorough. We will need people to sweep the village and sweep the jungles between the villages. Also, we will need to deface...” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 15:27)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “...all of the huts of Durham with language condemning the brutal attack that the Pistoliers instigated against our peaceful and free people. Liberty will never bow before the glutony of tyranny!” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 15:29)
Jakob Patora says “Aye! I'm with you! We got this in York too, and I know how it feels to be discriminated against! Durham may not have an open disagreement with Creedy but” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 16:36)
Jakob Patora says “these acts of violence by the Pistoleers deserve retribution. Though be careful, it may be a trap by Durham to lure Creedians into Durham where they may kill us at their leisure.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 16:37)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “Your concerns are duly noted Commodore, we shall be wary of any traps....so that is two AYE's to zero NAY's, anybody else? Who else shall fight for liberty and peace against tyranny and oppression?” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 16:41)
Jakob Patora says “For the purposes of identification, I hope you don't mind if I borrow the Court clan tag. So that I don't get killed by friendly parties.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 16:47)
Jakob Patora says “And Baron, I hope you note that I am a commoner, not a Commodore. Commodore Jacobi has not spoken out on this matter yet I suspect.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 16:48)
Elias Pryde says “AYE! The treacherous Durhamites must pay!” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 16:58)
Loughbridge says “Aye! I warned Tathers, but the fool would not listen to reason - now four deaths are evidence.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 17:32)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “Ah, I apologize Jakob, the similarity of your names through me off, I apologize.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 17:42)
Ben Harker says “Aye! Let's show 'em what for.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 18:51)
Commodore Jacobi says “Crap, i didn't get to read what you guys wrote... Can you repeat it
” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 22:45)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “In a nut shell Commodore, we are going to war with the Pistoliers. They killed too many of us, it was clearly not coincidence.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 23:27)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “And just so you all know, we now have a forum for the Raktam Courts, it is at
http://raktamcourt.proboards61.com. That is a mouth-full, so hopefully someone will create a web page that is easier....” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 23:28)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “...to remember and advertise which has the link on it.....who is else is going to be able to attack? We've got Jakob Patora, Ben Harker and myself, who else will join us in the next day or two?” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 23:29)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “Oh, on the new forum I started a thread to plan our war with the Pistoliers. This forum is password protected so please announce yourselves their to the President who so kindly created the forum,...” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 23:40)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “...and then please ready yourself on the Military Planning forum.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-08 23:41)
Tracer says “Who killed Dappled Shadow again? And who's the other body...” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 00:59)
Loughbridge says “President Eptavian, killed at the hands of a Pistoleer.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 01:03)
Dappled Shaodw says “I say "Aye". My recommendation is this: [edited] The Queen has sent the command: the Pistoleers are to be crushed. The Baron is in charge.”
Tracer says “Did he say anything when he killed eptavian? Just want to know in case it was personal or anything.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 02:02)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “Okay, so it sounds like pretty much everyone is on the same page. We are at war. Everybody, try to sign up for the new Raktam forum. Dappled Shadow's idea is excellent and fits into the plan I have...” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 02:03)
Baron Robert Surcouf says “...outlined on the forum. [edited] (2008-01-09 02:05)
Tracer says [edited](2008-01-09 02:08)
Tracer tosses a gold coin into the air and catches it. The coin shows heads. (2008-01-09 02:11)
Marvin says “*To Baron* To what you said about attacking the DP I say AYE” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 02:55)
lardman says “** eptavian ** if you can hear me, Elegost is very concerned with the current situation here, and is curious if want him here...” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 04:01)
lardman says “Baron, the same goes for you: let me know if Elegost should make his way west” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 04:23)
Dappled Shadow says “The Queen has mobilised all fighters to Durham. Armadox is at liberty to trash Durham. [edited] We’ll speak some more on the forum”
Warlan Raniski kills Baron Robert Surcouf. (2008-01-09 05:22)
Commodore Jacobi says “I am ready for War. [edited]” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 05:28)
Commodore Jacobi says “Its time to act, and the pistoleers cannot do this to us! We will smash upon Durham and destroy it! For glory!” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 05:29)
Commodore Jacobi says “unfortunatley, my computer is retarded, so I can't get on the forum. Sorry guys, but im missing out on all the fun. I will get on somehow, mark my words!” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 05:51)
lardman says “I've just received a message via carrier pigoen. At this point, the Eastern Federation feels that this is a problem between Creedy/Raktam and the Durham Pistoleers, and we'd like to keep it that way. ” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 05:55)
lardman says “We understand the necessity of defending yourselves against agression, but in your bloodlust, be mindful and check id's so that no Derbians or other members of the EF are harmed.” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 05:57)
Marvin says “I killed Semper. How many warriors is the queen mobilising?” (2008-01-09 06:01)
A spirit whispers “This is eptavian. The pistoleers have gone too far. The poor Baron has been killed twice. I too say AYE. [edited]. I'll be back soon. ” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 10:51)
Elizabeth Bathory says “Get off Durham territory murderer! We'll not tolerate filthy inbreeds to start with, but ones like you Marvin, tell us about what the Court is really all about....” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 11:29)
Elizabeth Bathory kills Marvin. (2008-01-09 11:31)
Elizabeth Bathory says “*Elizabeth smiles and then casually licks the blade, tasting blood* It seems the standards of some have dropped if they feel the need to consort with this filth from Raktam. Maybe a real job would” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 11:34)
Elizabeth Bathory says “help the least fortunate of you lot, or alternatively, you could just go hug trees in Raktam like the filth loving dirt eating yokels you lot look to be. I almost feel defiled just standing here!” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 11:37)
Elizabeth Bathory says “I shall return...” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 11:37)
eptavian says “Whoa! And now Marvin is killed! Main targets should be: Elizabeth Bathory, Semper, Ethir Wraithwain, Warlan Raniski, all newish members of the Pistoleers. ” with a slight accent. (2008-01-09 12:28)
eptavian says
