Dear people who weren't there, this is our ritual handing over of the legendary heavy sword to our brave winner Warboss Grimteef. Grimteef FTWJesus says “Brothers in Death!” (2007-01-28 18:11)
Foo Fighter says “Haha, finally, we are all gathered for the great championizing of warboss grimteef! HOORAY!” (2007-01-28 18:11)
Warboss Grimteef says “Waaagh!” (2007-01-28 18:11)
Jesus says “Jes

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Foo Fighter says “Your fared greatly in the town of York, and selflessly fell to the blades of many an attacker. My congratulations! It takes stature to achieve this state of....orcishness” (2007-01-28 18:13)
Warboss Grimteef says “Orkishness mate, orkishness.” (2007-01-28 18:14)
Jesus says “Yes Mr. Grimteef. We are proud of you” (2007-01-28 18:14)
Foo Fighter says “You also truly deserve the prize in the form of a superior tool of death, so you may bring upon others what they did to you!” (2007-01-28 18:14)
Jesus says “lets all have a little brown stuff” (2007-01-28 18:14)
lama says “or just slay some innocents!” (2007-01-28 18:14)
Foo Fighter says “Ooops, Orkishness. Of course. Anyway, you are great at it.” (2007-01-28 18:15)
lama says “erm...” (2007-01-28 18:15)
Jesus says “the cicle may now be closed... we proved, that we can die” (2007-01-28 18:15)
Foo Fighter says “Oooh, good idea, I got a load of money for brown stuff!” (2007-01-28 18:15)
Jesus says “that we are not afraid of death. this will be our initiation” (2007-01-28 18:15)
lama says “I think we need some music *takes his bongos and starts banging*” (2007-01-28 18:15)
Jesus says “*hands round a big bottle of brown liquid*” (2007-01-28 18:16)
Jesus says “yes yes, here we go” (2007-01-28 18:16)
lama says “*gulps*” (2007-01-28 18:16)
Foo Fighter says “*Me drinks up and starts dancing around the magic prize*” (2007-01-28 18:16)
Jesus says “*drinks some more, smokes a pipe*” (2007-01-28 18:16)
Jesus says “*raises his hands with the heavy sword to the sky*” (2007-01-28 18:17)
Jesus says “here it is, seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” (2007-01-28 18:17)
Foo Fighter says “Lo and behold, the HEAVY SWORD!” (2007-01-28 18:17)
lama says “*bangs the shartak samba*” (2007-01-28 18:17)
Warboss Grimteef says “Dis is some gud brown stuff!” (2007-01-28 18:17)
Warboss Grimteef says “And dat choppa is fraggin huge!” (2007-01-28 18:17)
Jesus says “the precious, the one, the HEAVY SWORD” (2007-01-28 18:17)
Foo Fighter says “*Shakes uncontrollably and cries a bit about not being the winner*” (2007-01-28 18:17)
lama says “*stops playing*” (2007-01-28 18:17)
lama says “Do we have a nurse here somewhere?” (2007-01-28 18:18)
Jesus says “yes.... the sword *eyes roll back* the spirits will bless the handing over...” (2007-01-28 18:18)
lama says “Raktamish virgin would be the best...” (2007-01-28 18:18)
Foo Fighter says “A nurse? Ugh, I don't think so.” (2007-01-28 18:18)
Foo Fighter says “Hmmm...like Inola? Hahahahah!” (2007-01-28 18:18)
Jesus says “no nurse no nurse, he hail the winner” (2007-01-28 18:19)
Jesus says “GRIMTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF GRIMTEEEEEEEEEEEF” (2007-01-28 18:19)
lama says “nevermind... just give him some more brow liquid *starts playing again orkish tunes of being the best*” (2007-01-28 18:19)
Jesus says “great grimteef, ruler of death” (2007-01-28 18:19)
Jesus says “GRIMTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF GRIMTEEEEEEEEEEEF” (2007-01-28 18:20)
Jesus says “diaaholic of all among us” (2007-01-28 18:20)
Jesus says “*rolls on the ground” (2007-01-28 18:20)
Jesus says “hail to grimteef! ” (2007-01-28 18:21)
Jesus says “*seems like he starts talking to himself*” (2007-01-28 18:21)
Foo Fighter says “*Sprinkles some tears over the possessed Jesus*” (2007-01-28 18:21)
Jesus says “The sword,,, the sword.... *burries it in the hole*” (2007-01-28 18:21)
lama says “*plays sad music in the background*” (2007-01-28 18:22)
Foo Fighter says “It is beneath the ground!” (2007-01-28 18:23)
lama says “*hands Grimteef a spade*” (2007-01-28 18:23)
Jesus says “looks curiously at grimteef, see the strentgh...” (2007-01-28 18:23)
Jesus says “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee” (2007-01-28 18:23)
Jesus says “Grimteef... the spirits now demand that the circle shall be closed” (2007-01-28 18:23)
Foo Fighter says “Look at the mighty Warboss wielding a blade of terror!” (2007-01-28 18:24)
Warboss Grimteef says “Dis 'ere sword is fraggin powerful!” (2007-01-28 18:24)
lama says “close the circuit!” (2007-01-28 18:24)
Jesus says “watch the sword.... can you hear the swoooosh” (2007-01-28 18:24)
Jesus says “we need a sacrifice.... some need to go and slay the shamen” (2007-01-28 18:25)
lama says “*stops playing so the swoosh can be heard*” (2007-01-28 18:25)
Jesus says “only then we cycle of life -that we overcome- can be closed again” (2007-01-28 18:25)
Jesus says “but before... *makes stupid moves over grimteefs sword* This sword and the hands of his owner shall be blessed and shall never break” (2007-01-28 18:26)
Jesus says “never they shall break... the spirits say” (2007-01-28 18:27)
lama says “hail the Warboss, mighty mighty mighty...” (2007-01-28 18:28)
lama says “Warboss!” (2007-01-28 18:28)
Jesus says “the handing over is done!” (2007-01-28 18:28)
lama says “so, shall we proceed with banquet now?” (2007-01-28 18:29)
Jesus says “*gives rum to everybody* laughs and laughs...” (2007-01-28 18:31)
Jesus says “throws a lot of bananas, mangoes and a wild boar on the ground” (2007-01-28 18:33)
Jesus says “NOW EAT! my friends... we have all stuff required for a nice banquet...” (2007-01-28 18:33)
Foo Fighter says “*Drowns in fruit and brown stuff*” (2007-01-28 18:35)
Foo Fighter says “Oh yes, let's have dionysian orgies and celebrate the wonders of life and death!” (2007-01-28 18:36)
Foo Fighter says “We are truly happy on this island, where death and life are only a half days travel away from each other! Drink up, Brothers!” (2007-01-28 18:37)
Jesus says “maybe we can dig a hole deep enough to reach underworld” (2007-01-28 18:38)
Foo Fighter says “We can sleep next to our enemies like sheep to the lions and need not worry about the pain their machetes inflict on us!” (2007-01-28 18:38)
Foo Fighter says “Yes, let's reach out to the spirits!” (2007-01-28 18:38)
Jesus says “after our death experiences we surely will be welcome there...” (2007-01-28 18:38)
Jesus says “*whispers* btw guys... did you also have some strange experiences in this stage between death and life?” (2007-01-28 18:39)
Foo Fighter says “With heavy swords in hands, we despise the terrors of Death! Yay!” (2007-01-28 18:39)
Jesus says “I saw a meadow with flowers... and some bright light...” (2007-01-28 18:40)
Foo Fighter says “*Collapse on the ground, covered in spit bubbles*” (2007-01-28 18:40)
Jesus says “maybe I should get a shaman to talk about this... *shrugs* ” (2007-01-28 18:41)
Marco says “If anyone's looking for a kill, native-killing outsider "the law" is about a dozen moves NW of here.” (2007-01-28 18:43)
lama says “I collapsed, do we have some more brownier liquid left? *hiccups*” (2007-01-28 18:56)