As written on another forum, but I want to share the hate evenly...
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Re: Merry Christmas!!!!
--- In (some-group)@yahoogroups.com, "rua69er2" <rua69er2@...>
wrote:
>
> Merry Christmas to all of you out there!!! Hope no one has to
endure a
> lonely holiday & enjoys the company of someone special.
>
Armadox wrote:
This will be the last Christmas I think I'll believe in. The
Christmas spirit is a joke here. I watched people shovel
at
each other for a month. Attacks on customers for gifts to children
who wouldn't have deserved it when I was a child. Road rage, anger
and hatred toward your fellow man.
The idea behind Christmas is to be well toward your fellow man, you
know what? That's asinine, if you can't be kind for 364 other days,
why lie and think one day is going to wipe that metaphoric
chalkboard clean?
You know what I did for Christmas? I went to work, and sold parents
beer so they can get drunk and they can pretend to like each other.
Then I went home and with one sentence, blew my lover's ego to hell
because like everyone else for Christmas she got "insert thankless
cock here" tattooed acrossed her
for Santa, so I spent the rest
of the night alone.
So here's what I'm going to do, oh yes, this is it. I'm inventing my
own holiday. Since every other religion has to jump on the bandwagon
that is December 25th, why not me as well?
I'm here to present to you all Apathy Day.
The spirit of Apathy day is thus, you hate me and I hate you, so for
one day instead of smiling fakely throught your teeth stay the hell
home. I don't want to see you any more then you me.
If your really lucky Scruyu Claus will come, and urinate in your
children's large red sock, because there's nothing like lieing to
your kids about imaginary entities and mythical figures. YOU CAN'T
BUILD A HOLIDAY AROUND A LIE AND EXPECT IT TO BE CHERISHED.
The phrase," it's like telling <random person> that Santa Claus
isn't real" makes sense because every one of us remembers that
feeling of life kicking us in the teeth as a child when that little
tid bit of information becomes known.
But there is one thing that will stay the same, fruit cake, but for
a diffrent purpose. If you see someone on the street during Apathy
Day, you stone them with fruit cake. Someone taking to long in the
line to get that tickle-me-hellmo doll? Stone them with fruit cake.
Hate your neighbor, why wait till he goes to fetch the news paper in
the morning and stone him with fruit cake!
And before you go off on a counter rant, you know what? Those with
their families and friends that actually want to be there, would
bloody well be at their homes with their families and friends.
Anyone else deserves to be bludgeoned to death by a fossilized slice
of cake.
Anyone who believes in Apathy Day as well, raise your left middle
finger and join me. Stay home next year, and spend that money that
would go toward gifts for people you don't like on fruit cake.
Lots of fruit cake...
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Since there was already a happy holiday post, I desided it would fit.
