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Tomn
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« on: September 01, 2007, 04:41:25 AM » |
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's probably about time for the new gubernatorial elections, and I am announcing that I would like to run for the office, whenever the elections happen to start! Of course, you may be wondering what my platform is. This is difficult, as Durham doesn't really have any policies to change. So my platform is to create policies for Durham!
For instance, the cornerstone of my policies is the institution of the Citizens of Durham program. For a monthly tax of ten gold, citizens will gain the following rights:
The right to vote, The right to hold office, Diplomatic protection (That is, clans who attack a citizen without due cause will be required by the Governor to apologize and pay due compensation, or else) The right to press charges (That is, if the citizen is killed by any non-aligned persons anywhere, he can call upon the Governor of Durham to declare him a criminal)
Naturally, these policies will only be put into effect after I have become Governor; before then, we'll be voting with the same system that got Commodore Jacobi into office.
But that's not all. We also have the Licensed Traders of Durham policy. Are you a foreign, non-Durham trader? Are you annoyed at the constant killings of your person, so detrimental to trade? Well, we can't promise to give you a suit of invincibility, but for a modest, negotiable monthly fee, you CAN become a Licensed Trader of Durham, gaining the same diplomatic protection and the right to press charges as the citizens of Durham will enjoy!
Of course, the Libertarians amongst you lot are going to say, "Hey now! You're charging honest, hard-working people money for doing nothing! Where's all that money going?" Good question! Most of it will be going to the Durham Pistoleer Compensation Plan: Not quite solidified yet, I'll be in discussion with Dennis to work out a favorable method of paying our boys in blue without breaking the bank. After all, they must stand in boring, low-intensity Travel Inns, make patrols, and put their lives on the line, without any benefit to themselves; it is only fair that they be compensated for this somehow, is it not?
If there's any money left over, we'll also be hiring contractors to keep Durham tidy and maintained, along with the Durham-York highway. And, naturally, we'll be paying our resident shaman to retain his anti-spirit services.
There are, however, more policies to be put into place! For instance, there is the question of Durham jurisdiction; how far the Pistoleers can exert their legal influence. This is something I intend to set in stone, for reference. I am proposing that we draw a distinct border along the Durham Peninsula; within these borders, Durham lawmen can punish criminals at will. However, only within Durham proper and the Travel Inns will non-citizen crimes be counted. And, of course, Fort Creedy remains inviolate.
I will also be trying to revise the Durham legal system. At the moment, we have only one level of severity: Harsh. It is proposed that a new legal system be set in place with different punishments for different crimes, using some combination of the following: Fines Apologies One-time executions (possibly by the wronged party) Temporary banishments Permanent banishments (KOS) If you have wronged the honest men and women of Durham before, it will now be possible to atone for your sins, provided you haven't gained a name as a ruthless mass, mass murderer.
This isn't all I intend to do. The following are either side projects or undetermined decisions that need making: Whether or not assault is a crime, with or without healing afterwards. A public declaration of our stance on racism (bad). The formation of the Durham Foreign Legion, an army where criminals of all sorts may serve in to rehabilitate themselves through fire and discipline. The possible appointment of a Judge and a Treasurer Clarifying diplomatic stances on all major political clans Deciding how to handle Pistoleers who take a leave of absence of act in a fashion that the Durham Government isn't willing to commit to (attacking York, for instance)
Now, some of the old guard Durhamites will be shaking your head now and saying "Why do we need all this stuff? Durham was fine the way it was. Why complicate it with all this useless trash?" In this, they are correct: Durham DID live without government, and it can live without. However, I believe that this will be a positive step for community development in Durham, if not Shartak. Most of the forum-goers, and those who currently play Shartak are self-motivated; they are people who, when confronted with a desert and supplied with food and water, would be perfectly content to create castles and worlds out of the sand. The majority of people and players, however, are NOT. They see the desert as merely an obstacle to cross and escape. Shartak is not a game, gentlemen. In its absolute sense, it is a boring grind, and if people wanted to grind they would play World of Warcraft. What Shartak is, in fact, is a platform for the imagination, for the community. Thus, to stretch the analogy, I am trying to build a larger sand castle so that those who pass by will see it, and upon seeing it, be inspired to join in. They may build, or they may destroy. They may go against us, or for us. But whatever they do, the community will grow, and that, in the end, is what drives Shartak. The community. Not the gameplay.
One final note: As some Pistoleers already know, I do intend to eventually try and make Durham a monarchy. This is mostly for reasons of flavor, I assure you; royalty and all its trappings make an interestingly irrational counterpoint to, say, American bureaucracy. Besides, as a governor, I would already have as much power as any king: That is to say, as much as the Pistoleers are willing to allow me to handle. I say all this in order to be upfront and hide nothing.
So, then, gentlemen of Durham, might I have your votes for the election, whenever it is?
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