Criminals

[0000FF Beard]

Don't worry, this topic isn't about York

I've made a new thread, as suggested by The Malice here.

Thanks for answering my question.
I did some Google searches like you said, and read some interesting things.

This thread has gone too far OT anyway, if you wanna talk about crime make an off-topic-board thread. I'll explain over there how I've met so many criminals (it's not as exciting as I'm making it out to be)

Well, I'd like to hear it anyway

[Malice]

Just don't mention that 419 on this forum. I dunno if they stalk forums like guest books, but I'm not going to risk it.

I've met one of those scammer guys.


Thieves, everyone's a thief. My grandpa stole bikes during WWII in Belgium and sold them to the German soldiers.

Ex nazis - some of them are repenting or have repented and my uncle does a lot of digging up of old WWI and II stuff. He knows some Germans that do the same thing in Germany and at a museum party-ish thing that I went to he was talking to a really old guy who was an officer in the army and working on becoming SS - or so he said.

Lots of people are drug dealers, this kid at my school sells weed and prescription pills which he shoplifts from his work. I've gotten sleeping pills off him once.

Also, in school, when repented criminals come with a parole officer as part of their community service , I'm always the kid that goes and talks to the bad guy.

Aaand, this kid I knew in Texas got sent to jail for beating the crap out of some guy who made fun of his race.

All criminals.

And you were expecting me to tell you I had ties to the Mafia or something. Pah.

[lama]

Biking while drunk made me officially sentenced criminal. So now, watch out kids. I'm your friendly neighbourhood evildoer.

[Malice]

I'm a criminal too, but not (yet) convicted.

Assault with a deadly weapon, buying/selling of drugs (not as bad as it sounds), stealing (I remember stealing a lDuplo block that I REALLY liked from kindergarten), and fraud.

[Wulla-mullung]

So has anyone here had a bunch of real guns pointed at them?

I have.

[lama]

I've been assaulted once with a gun, but I shouldn't say that. I'm criminal, not a victim

[Malice]

Damnit. You guys win there, the worst I've had is paint-ball gun shots to the head. The worst part of that was taking 3 consecutive showers and finding paint flakes on your pillow the next week, no matter how much you tried to wash them out.

My friend's aimed a BB gun at me, but I think he was just kidding.

[0000FF Beard]

And you were expecting me to tell you I had ties to the Mafia or something.

Actually I thought you were going to say that your father was a lawyer who let you visit his workplace sometimes, or something like that.
I enjoyed reading your story and found it very entertaining

So has anyone here had a bunch of real guns pointed at them?

I have.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
I once walked past a man that was hitting trees with a bread while yelling at them!
Do you have any idea how dangerous a bread can be?
If he had hit me with one of those things, I wouldn't be posting this message right now

[Malice]

I don't have this pic saved on my computer anymore, but if anyone remembers the old MG propaganda - http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/Talk:Mercenary%27s_Guild - I took that Pest Control picture with all the bullets myself, on our kitchen table, after walking in the Toothpick Picture woods. I cropped the pic to remove the shotgun shells because they were a bit too modern.

I've had some scary moments with psychos as well... I even wrote it down and stuff and e-mailed it to my friends in case we weren't going to wake up one morning. We were going to even MOVE because of this guy.
It's a long story though,  writing it.

[Jhelai]

Only thing I can think of close to "criminal" would be the act of ye olde music downloading. Otherwise hardly even seen "illegal activity", apart from perhaps a few "friends" back in school who seemed like mental patients, but there wasnt anything criminal happening in particular. Have myself mostly seen staying without others having any valid accusations towards me having done anything wrong as a satisfaction in itself, as people get so wonderfully annoyed by not being able to judge me for any faults I've made. Dunno if its the country in itself, or just my surroundings in general, but there hasnt really been anyone I know around thinking the profit of anything criminal would have been worth the effort. Or "risk", "sacrifice" or whatever.

[Malice]

I see profit in plenty of criminal things, but mainly forgery and fraud. They're the least risky and usually the  ones that pay off the most. But the payoff increases exponentially with the risks you take, so if you want a lot of money you have to take big risks. It's like that in non-criminal activities as well.

[Captain Jacobi]

Im really not a criminal, but im that guy who see's all this stuff happening and doesn't tell anyone because he is worried that he won't wake up the next day. I know a lot of creepy people with guns and stuff.

But lets see:


Crimes: Not reporting them?

Being the Victim: Held at gunpoint, almost raped (some fat old guy chased me, and i ran to the cops), held at knifepoint a.k.a almost mugged, someone forced some weed on me to hide it from the cops, running from the police.


And my parents don't know about them. Im happy about it. Sort of.

[Armadox the Butcher]

Mugged a few people before...

I've been shot in the leg, and I've many knife wounds from when I was a bouncer. Worst one is from one ear to the other where the assaliant missed his mark and caught me acrossed the head when I ducked so he didn't get the throat.

It's why I have long hair to cover it, and never take my shirt off in public.

[G3N]

yeah, i've eaten a few people before.

I know quite a few people + dealers that have been in pretty serious gun fights as well.

I can't say i've got any gun wounds though, although I do have a large amount of wounds from slashing weapons from when I was a bounty hunter/assassin. Worst one was when I lost both of my eyes. Its why I always wear sunglasses in public. I never take my shirt off in public either. I find people are shocked when they see all the scars and realize the true darkness of the society they live in. But they cannot accept that darkness. Most people are stupid and close-minded sheep.

[Armadox the Butcher]

Funny, real funny..

*shrugs* Think what you want but the truth is, not everyone's had a good wholesome life. I started out in Miami, and I learned young to do what is nessisary to survive. Regardless of what rules you may live by, not everyone does, and there are more people in this world who will step over your sorry to get ahead in life then you think. I'm one of them.
I don't have any remorse for the things I've done, and the scars I have come from my own stupidity more then anything. But there's a fine line before your mouth over rides your . When your young you don't understand that fact untill it's to late.
I still bounce occationally when I'm inable to find work as anything else, and you learn from your experiences.