Blue Hummingbird, Queen of Raktam and Empress of the Mountain

[G3N]

But isn't Armadox the queen of Raktam...? 

[lama]

nope, he is a marmalade king of Raktam

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Since your last move:
Carmelita gives you 1 gold coin. (2007-08-02 12:07)

Abysmal kills Carmelita. (2007-08-02 14:13)

Abysmal says “Forgive me, my queen, but I wish to remove those that are unworthy.” (2007-08-02 14:17)

A rat gives you 2 gold coins. (2007-08-02 17:01)

A rat says “Squeak!” (2007-08-02 17:01)

Ezekiel Jones says “Salutations m'lady" he bows slightly "it has been my intention for some time now to come and officially offer my respect as a man of Wiksick, Eldest of Villages, and Cradle of Civilization.” (2007-08-02 18:54)

Ezekiel Jones says “In my career as a trader, i have traveled far and seen much, from the deep caves of the holy mountain, to the 'settlements' of the invaders, and even the inner holds of the great sunken canoe.” (2007-08-02 18:55)

Ezekiel Jones says “Why, these very eyes have even seen the great giving spirit who comes with the rain.” (2007-08-02 18:55)

Ezekiel Jones says “An astounding vision he was; his robes were the color of blood, and though enigmatically wearing the flesh of an invader, his eyes were as kind as immortal Tapran.” (2007-08-02 18:55)

Ezekiel Jones says “When i approached his throne to pay him homage, and make my offering he laughed. A great booming, jovial sound it was, it's warmth bringing my face up to meet his.” (2007-08-02 18:56)

Ezekiel Jones says “From behind that great mass fir on his face, pale as the top of the mountain when the rains come, i saw him smile with compassion for all living beings.” (2007-08-02 18:56)

Ezekiel Jones says “He reached into a great sack beside his throne retrieved something which he pressed into my hands. It was only when his eyebrows quirked that i was able to break that gaze and look at his gift.” (2007-08-02 18:57)

Ezekiel Jones says “He had given me a fat bag, containing fifty thick coins of gold. I looked back to his knowing face, but he had already engaged the attention of another pilgrim.” (2007-08-02 18:57)

Ezekiel Jones says “One of his minuscule servants took me by the hand and led me to the side of the hut where i was assured that i would not be an obstruction, and it was there that i sat and i pondered his gift.” (2007-08-02 18:57)

Ezekiel Jones says “For several days i remained in the presence of the spirit, contemplating and observing as he interacted with equal generosity to natives and invaders alike, making no distinctions of village or clan.” (2007-08-02 18:58)

Ezekiel Jones says “To others i saw him give darts, or medicine. Needful things. Why then did i get gold? I was making decent money as a trader at the time, and there was little i could not obtain myself to spend it on.” (2007-08-02 18:58)

Ezekiel Jones says “I was not alone in this, others had gathered around me to be in the presence of the giving spirit, some of whom, to my surprise, were invaders! More still, none raised a hand against any other.” (2007-08-02 18:58)

Ezekiel Jones says “It was only considering this that i reached my epiphany; the invaders, savages though they may be, are not sub-beasts or soulless monsters as most learned people still believe, but merely men.” (2007-08-02 18:59)

Ezekiel Jones says “It was upon realizing this that i realized the great spirit's true gift to our people. It lay not in the gold, but in the common ground he offered. ” (2007-08-02 18:59)

Ezekiel Jones says “It was upon realizing this that i came to a decision. There were few more than fifty other pilgrims there, and i would distribute my new coin among them, making up the difference from my own pocket.” (2007-08-02 18:59)

Ezekiel Jones says “Then i was struck down by an invader who had been continually violating the sanctity of that place since i arrived, even going so far as to attack the earthly body of the great spirit himself.” (2007-08-02 19:00)

Ezekiel Jones says “Recently, this savage came into the healing hut of raktam and did murder. And though i did track him and deliver his location to the warriors, i found myself thinking back to my time in that hut.” (2007-08-02 19:00)

Ezekiel Jones says “And so i offer to you this story m'lady, and a small amount of advise from a humble traveler.” (2007-08-02 19:00)

Ezekiel Jones says “Remember the lesson of the great giving spirit; the invaders are merely men, not entirely unlike any other..” (2007-08-02 19:01)

Ezekiel Jones says “And remember also the lesson of nick soapdish; for the time being, they are still savages.” (2007-08-02 19:01)

Ezekiel Jones says “Now if you will excuse me m'lady” he bows again slightly “i must take my leave. I have an appointment with tamdal tak in regards to some invader goods.” (2007-08-02 19:02)

Nyarlathotep says “A body" and bows as he examines the corpse "Hm...” (2007-08-03 00:22)

Nyarlathotep says “A rat?" and pulling a bottle of mango spirits from a pouch, proceeds to clean the rat of some of it's dirt (some can't be removed) finishing with a "there, that's better” (2007-08-03 02:41)

Nyarlathotep says “I live to serve," bowing low until his head touches the ground in a disturbing way, suggesting he can bend his body in ways that no human should be able to do so "my Queen.” (2007-08-03 02:48)

Nyarlathotep says “(whispers to Seimalau, here, let me patch you up before you bow in front of your queen)” (2007-08-03 04:56)

***

Nyarlathotep has been appointed Court Physician.

[Marvin]

How long from Wiksik to Raktam?

[eion]

How long from Wiksik to Raktam?

Not far. Maybe a day's travel, give or take (assuming that you have trekking).

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Since your last move:
Quest says “*bows* Majesty, I come here to ask your permission to undertake a great venture for the people of Raktam, as well as Nativedom at large.” (2007-08-03 05:39)

Quest says “I have obtained a position as an advocate in the Derby Court, where I can represent the interests of our proud people. I will learn the laws and ways of the Outsiders.” (2007-08-03 05:42)

Quest says “When Natives are brought to trial in the Outsider courts, I would represent them, to ensure a fair trial.” (2007-08-03 05:44)

Quest says “For too long have our people been slandered and maligned in even the most reputable of Outsider institutions. I am here to ask Your Majesty's permission in this endeavor.” (2007-08-03 05:46)

Quest says “Merely say the word, and I will humbly return to my former vocation as a Raktamite shaman. I will wait for Your Majesty's response.” (2007-08-03 05:52)

Nyarlathotep says “MY Queen (bow), I know not of these stories or rumour. IT is true (bow) I have travelled to the town the outsiders call Derby, but I am no scourge of the town.” (2007-08-03 08:53)

Mister Fletcher says “*Bows courteously* Hello. Sorry it took me so long to check in, I think the directions you gave were confusing. I am just visiting, I mean no harm.” (2007-08-03 08:53)

Nyarlathotep says “DERBY (bow) I visited for my own reasons. AN outsider (bow) that calls himself 'Cthulhu' attracted my attention, as the name is known to me, but he is not the Cthulhu I knew of.” (2007-08-03 08:54)

Nyarlathotep says “AS for this pirate (bow), I remember him. MY blade (bow) had met him before, in the jungle I believe, and it was a blessing of the Gods (bow) that I found a way to escape him that day.” (2007-08-03 08:56)

Nyarlathotep says “NO scourge of derby am I my lady. A researcher of man and woman, of machines and machetes am I. (bow)” (2007-08-03 09:05)

Blue Hummingbird says “Quest, you have Our leave to undertake this endeavour. be ”
Blue Hummingbird says “Our Royal Advocate of Raktam at these courts. Res ipsa loquitur, as they say in some dead language. Nyarlathotep, We understand your journey is to learn and not lay waste, and We approve. But We also ”
Blue Hummingbird says “thought you did a remarkable job of evasion in pressing circumstances, and We admire that. Gold trinkets for you!”

Blue Hummingbird gives 10 gold coins to Nyarlathotep.


Blue Hummingbird says, “Finally, Mr Fletcher. you have Our leave to stay here as long as you wish. My crankiness will come upon those who harm you here. Believe me We can be very cranky. But step outside and you're entree.” in the outsider tongue.

Blue Hummingbird says, "It is rapidly becoming customary to amuse Us with a tale, some anecdote, fable, or joke. What story do you have, outsider?” in the outsider tongue.

[Jhelai]

I'd watch out for that Nyarlathotep if I were you. Have only heard bad news about that one before. Plus, check his background, and you'll find out what he actually is.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Oh yes. He's quite interesting.

***

Mister Fletcher says “Thank you. I have a humble joke that might need a bit of thinking about...” (2007-08-03 13:12)
Mister Fletcher says “Buddha is walking down the street and sees a guy selling hot dogs. He goes up to the guy and says 'Make me one with everything.'” (2007-08-03 13:12)
Mister Fletcher says “I hope that makes sense... I'll be stocking up on herbs if anyone needs an explanation. Have a splendid day.” (2007-08-03 13:16)

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Trouble in paradise!

***

You are standing in an empty hut.

Carved on the wall is some writing. It reads “Avenge the attack upon the Queen. 100 gold to whoever brings the miscreant's head.”

Here you can see A rat, and Seimalau.

Since your last move:
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:38)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:39)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:39)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:39)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:39)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 1 damage. (2007-08-03 17:39)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. (2007-08-03 17:39)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “Die, you stinking indian !” (2007-08-03 17:39)
Adolf Schwarznigger attacks you for 3 damage. You die. (2007-08-03 17:39)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “I, Adolf Schwarznigger, hereby claims this throne, and accessorily your lives!” (2007-08-03 17:40)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “Die, you queen's toe sucking indian fagget!” (2007-08-03 17:42)
Adolf Schwarznigger kills Nyarlathotep. (2007-08-03 17:42)
Adolf Schwarznigger kills Quest. (2007-08-03 17:43)
Adolf Schwarznigger carves something onto the wall. (2007-08-03 17:44)
Adolf Schwarznigger scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2007-08-03 17:44)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “I now am your king. Bow down before your king or perish!” (2007-08-03 17:45)
Adolf Schwarznigger says “I'm off to tour my kingdom. Spread the word of my coup, or your tongue shall be cut off!” (2007-08-03 17:46)
Nyarlathotep carves something onto the wall. (2007-08-03 23:24)
Nyarlathotep scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2007-08-03 23:24)

Blue Hummingbird reincarnates in a puff of sapphire smoke.
Blue Hummingbird says, "Well, that was irritating."

***

I'm guessing Adolf has converted XP to AP to kill three of us in one run.

[Cthulhu]

Not a jovial bloke is he?

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Bit of a wanker, if the truth be told.

[Cthulhu]

Bit of a wanker, if the truth be told.

True... we should have a Arnold hunt me thinks

[Skull Face]

Sign me up for that one. He was my first ever kill. It was his OTT behaviour and profile (which he has since changed to tone down the racism) that spurred me to play a headhunter.

[Armadox the Butcher]

Royalty.. I'll deal with this when I finish what I've started. Required me to bum rush the healing hut five times to collect 50 healing herbs, and saw this a day or so ago, or at least before freeing Santa Claus's spirit free from the dead body of Nick Soapdish.

Not my problem untill I'm back in Raktam.

[FirstAmongstDaves]

Since your last move:
Hassalac Chaar says “By what right do you call yourself Queen?” (2007-08-04 15:37)
Moha Chipa says “I bow humbly before her majesty Queen of Raktam amd present small tribute” (2007-08-04 21:24)
Moha Chipa gives you 1 gold coin. (2007-08-04 21:24)
azuma says “Always nice to return the sexxuh conquering hero. One head of Adolph to do with as you please...http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=3875 ".” (2007-08-05 02:29)
Seimalau says “*bows and leaves hut politely*” (2007-08-05 06:02)
Mister Fletcher says “azuma, I doff my pointy hat to your stabbity skills” (2007-08-05 08:38)
Blue Hummingbird says, “Chaar, my loyal subject, do you doubt Our right to rule? for We trace Our ancestry back to the Ch'pendayles, the titans of old who first colonised this island, those of the rippling pecs and chiselled”
Blue Hummingbird says, “jaw, who wearing only oil and cheeky smiles danced the sacred ritual of love using the herb stare'roydz and love. Thus We are propagated from these perfect men and remain perfect. Answer the question?”
Blue Hummingbird says“Azuma, my congratulations on the death of Adolf the beast. Herewith Our largesse.”
Blue Hummingbird gives Azuma ten golden trinkets.