Attention Dork Cup Participants!

[Black Joe]

The Derby Evening Press wants your input.  How do you feel the contest is progressing?  Why did you sign up for the Dork Cup?  What do you think of the defense so far (please refrain from commenting on their parentage)?

[Foo]

Foo Fighter thinks most are in for the fun and the heavy sword and the money. The progress seems to be quite good, and the end result in heads taken might be bigger than ever. But not for Foo Fighter, who has a streak of bad luck 

[Cthulhu]

Bhaal wanted to play with the big boys
He would sit in the village waiting for these mighty warriors to return home with heads, stories and GPS units. He  now has a GPS unit, but has absolutely no idea how to cook parrot with it... he thinks the elder ones are playing games with him

Anyhows... this is his first foray into the "wild" so to speak and looks forward to "culling" some more of the outsider population

[Michael edwards]

Well As a pirate my thinking was very simple

Kill as many yorkers as I want and have a chance to win a prize!!!

[Skull Face]

How do you feel the contest is progressing?

The contest is going well. Many outsiders now have reason to fear the machete. Skull Face is having a lot of fun and learning a lot Considering that I was a novice headhunter when the competition started, I think I'm doing respectably well at around 13 York heads. Total kills for the period must be closer to 20.

Why did you sign up for the Dork Cup?

We get to kill outsiders and get rewards too.

What do you think of the defense so far (please refrain from commenting on their parentage)?

Many younglings and women have been sent out to defend the outsider camp. This shows the stupidity and corruption of the outsider leaders. There are some brave defenders but they are very few.

[lama]

How do you feel the contest is progressing?

I believe good, contestants are having fun, jungles are not safe anymore.

Why did you sign up for the Dork Cup?

Wixix Contest Support Subsection of Fun and Contests Division along with Fair Head Play Commission made me do it as organizers should show they care about the events they organize Being a headhunter ain't a cream-roll, no sir!

What do you think of the defense so far (please refrain from commenting on their parentage)?

What defense? Maybe parents don't let them Dorks leave their homes. Shame. Still I think Wixix Equality between Men and Outsiders Section finds someone worth getting the most thorn in the paw badge