People are such holes in the back parts sometimes

[lama]

I realized that after reading some replies to me posts at adobe forums. gah... just wanted to whine a bit, thx. </whine>

[Malice]

Oh, we know.

Let's list the many places on the internet where people are assholes.

Something Awful Goons, first of all.

Youtube comments - you can get away with anything. Look up a video with Asian, Black, or Race or anything that suggests cultural differences (like French, English, American) in the title and you'll be treated to a comment-fest of racial teapottage.

Ooh, and the guys in online games. Like, the actual full-screen games, like Diablo 2 and Wolfenstein ET. Scammers, hackers, and "Gods" run around on D2, raping the newbies and stealing their things.
In Wolfenstein, most of the servers have incredibly corrupt moderation, and I got banned from one yesterday for saying "No, I'm not, I'm a Belgian and I live in Pennsylvania." when someone accused me of being a product of brothers-screwing-sisters in the South of the US. Why they said this, I don't know. Maybe I killed them a little too harshly. Some mod named DieHard banned me. First time I opened my mouth in 6 months of playing on that server, sheesh.

More stories... hmmm. Myspace Whores. I haate them.

[Lord Lordington]

Youtube comments - you can get away with anything. Look up a video with Asian, Black, or Race or anything that suggests cultural differences (like French, English, American) in the title and you'll be treated to a comment-fest of racial teapottage.

DON'T READ THIS! In 1567 some dip:palm: died in an overly far-fetched and horrible way and came back to haunt every :palm:ing idiot who believes there were curses 440 years ago, made to affect people who don't repost comments on five other videos within an hour.

Ugh... I can't stand to read the comments for the more popular Youtube comments. Although, reading the political views of a 14 year old American is always hilarious in those Iraq videos.

[Rob Zombie]

As a general rule, people are such ******* idiots.

the ones i hate, i mean, realy loathe; even more than the Myspace Emo, the Scene Kid, the Chav, the racist and the guy with the penis sticking out of his forhead, are the people who state opinions as fact.

I read a review for that english rap group, the Streets. It was on amazon, one of those user reviews for an album. I'll relay it as best i can, three years later.
American Guy: Dont buy this, its realy s**t. English rap is so stupid, his voice is this monotone boredom that just sends me to an angry sleep. Do not buy this, if youre looking for rap/RnB.
English Girl: Shut up you (moded) (moded)! Daz Sampson is like a god in england, everybody loves him and his music, youre just some stupid inbredd american (moded)! honestly, go (moded) yourself, coz all of britan loves the streets. (moded for swearing, it wasn't moded on amazon)

At the time, i was royaly pissed because i'd just bought Iron Maiden's 'Rock In Rio' off amazon. A far cry from that Sampson's so called music. The american is right, totaly right. now i fear all american amazon buyers think england is like that.
On a similar note, if any american movie makers are watching...NOBODY IN ENGLAND TALKS LIKE THAT. the island isn't split into Buckingham Palace and Essex. Chose another accent, or better yet, choose an area that doesn't have a daft accent.

[Malice]

As a general rule, people are such ******* idiots.
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At the time, i was royaly pissed because i'd just bought Iron Maiden's 'Rock In Rio' off amazon. A far cry from that Sampson's so called music. The american is right, totaly right. now i fear all american amazon buyers think england is like that.
On a similar note, if any american movie makers are watching...NOBODY IN ENGLAND TALKS LIKE THAT. the island isn't split into Buckingham Palace and Essex. Chose another accent, or better yet, choose an area that doesn't have a daft accent.

I agree. Opinionationalism is totally ****ED UP! If you think like that you are NOTHING BUT STUPID INBRED INSERT-COUNTRY-OF-GENERAL-DISLIKE-HERE SON OF A ** AND *************** ** ******* * * * ********!

_{Asterisks not to scale.}

If you want true hatred, google Neo-Nazi forums and put all sorts of Jewish references in all your posts. I did that once and got banned - it was just a group of minors from Michigan olds trying to be real cool.


Add to the list: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Kill%20Yourself Whoever suggested half of those.

[lama]

yeah, that all is so true.

My quake3 years
- omfg pwnt n1!
- f**k off
- lol u n00bean, what ffs you do here? I own u!
-ownage!
- f**king cheater

or better, on the servers with spectators off
/set name rofl!1!!! pwnzor callvote drop teh noobian LOL

I hated getting beaten by 6 year olds. Plus all this.

The Streets is not about guitars and mastering them, mister Zombie. Apart from the fact I like only one song of the guy, it just appeared in the right moment. Still, his flow is awesome.

And concerning me 1st post, some guy asks question - well, this color should look like this not like this, why? He gots all the techy blabbering bout display calibration, marked as an official answer. I read it, said noway gonna leave it this way and gave proper, yet as usually short and bit messy answer, addressing all the issues of the guy. Then the gal, the one that gave this so called right answer, she pops out and posts something like "CMYK is not a bunch of colours!" and starts 25 paragraphs about printing theory, when the guy only wanted to know, why he cannot get the same color from monitor in print. I felt like an idiot, though it was me who was right :|

[Captain Jacobi]

Finally, a thread to complain about all those people who are complete assholes.

I really hate people who don't write sentences with real words. We all know what im talking about:

JOO N00B!!!!11! I CAN OWN U!!!!!!11! GO FUK URSELF!!!!!!!!!11PIE!

Its the little 7 year old kids that say this that really piss me off. I also hate people who ban you for no reason. I was playing Farcry Instincts: Evolution, and I was killing the party leader a bunch (he was worse than me). First he was like "You ! You can't :palm:ing kill me!". We kept playing, and I kept pegging him with rockets, or a sniper rifle, or just whatever weapon was on my person at the time. It took about four games before he actually screamed and started crying, saying "I DON'T DIE!!! I DON'T :palm:ING DIE! YOU!!! YOU!!! YOU!!! IM BOOTING YOU!!!".

I was amazed at how seriously this kid took the game.

I also hate all the Halo Whore's, the racists (the people who shout "N****R! N****R!" all the time), the people who cyberbully others. I really like that Shartak is semi-mature (its a forum, and people are always crazier on the internet), and I can talk to people without getting the racist or seven year old response.

[Malice]

Yeah, Shartak is surprisingly mature. No silly ownage going around.
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Funny story: On the BBA server in ET, the one I got banned off, there was a loser named Miles who started playing like 4 days ago, asking everyone the stupidest questions ("What do you do to get XP as a medic? A: Heal people." and "What does Dynamite do? A: Blows various nouns up, including people and objectives"). When he kind of mastered the game (that means, getting a panzer( bazooka) and shooting one person AND himself, close-range, and even then missing sometimes) every time he killed someone he'd say OWNED! and all that. I took great enjoyment in (being that I was a few thousand times better than him) sniping him as soon as he fired up his panzer (it takes a second or so to whirr a bit and then it fires) so that he'd be right in front of a wall, killing himself. Because the split second timing, he'd never know it was me, and not an enemy, 'cause he never saw his health go down and he was usually close to bad guys anyway so it was okay for me to be aiming in that direction. After that, he basically stopped using the loser weapons (The general rule for panzers is - if you can't take out 2 or more people per shot in a suicide-shot, you suck. One-shot kills were fine, but not if you died too.) and began to use normal machine guns and all that. When he got a lucky shot (his kill stats at the end were usually like 3/100 - kills/deaths he'd say OWNED NUB KEKEKEKE... and he didn't get banned. As soon as I opened my mouth to reply to an insult, aimed at my parentage and heritage, I got banned. But the nooblet taunter hypocrite sucker doesn't get banned. *sigh*

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And then they have a specific statement "Tell us what you think about our maps!"
I've heard people go crazy over how great or how horrible the maps were, depending on whether the maps were in the mod's favor or not, and if a person says differently he'd get banned/kicked/muted with a reason "find somewhere better to play if you don't like it here."
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[Captain Jacobi]

In some games I can never find a good map, but i dont say anything so i dont get banned. Yesterday though, I happened upon two good maps, which is unheard of in Farcry.

what is BBA by the way? How do Medics heal? Whats a gun?

I hate people who ask the simplest questions. they piss me off. Im borderline moron and I know the answers to these questions.

[Rob Zombie]

there was someone like that on UD in my faction; asking how to get exp, what does beer do, how do i load my gun...Read the damn wiki, FOOL!
But i'm not evil, so i didnt say that.

by the way, I was having a go at stuipid people who like The Streets, not all peope who like the Streets...sorry.

You know what realy realy f***s me off, more than opinionfact people? *fires of hades begin to glow* My grandad. He's a throwback from some forgotten time, some concentration camp or he was sent from hell. he hit my nan on a drunken night at a party because he thought she was hitting on a 17 year old, so she had to move out of our house (they lived with us) because he cant take care of himself and she can. He's also a racist, something which you dont see much in a city as multi-cultural as Sheffield. When the city council announced they were building a mosque, he wouldnt stop ranting about muslims for about a week. whenever a story comes on the news about a shooting or a stabbing he just instantly blams it on black people (or 'Koons').
However statisticaly correct he may be, it still F***S ME OFF! I just interrupt his rants whenever possible by saying something along the lines of 'An -insert asian country here- man got deported today. He had two kids, was living here for 8 years and had a job at the cricket grounds, paid taxes and everything.' it shuts him up long enough for me to come to my room and turn the damn music up so i cant hear him continue.
He's probably said the classic line; 'Dont get me wrong, some of my best friends are black' at some point. I hate him.

[Captain Jacobi]

no, but seriously, what is the BBA?

WoW is also a den of evil. People in that game wait for you to die. I was playing and this group of people came up and started killing all the monsters around me, and I was killing mine to. Suddenly, this huge thing comes up. I start attacking it, and they just stand there. I was shouting "HELP ME!" and other stuff and they did nothing. I got really pissed, so I went and flamed the hell out of em and got reported

Luckily the GM was sympathetic and didn't do anything (but in reality he just didn't care).

[Russian Bot]

Something Awful Goons, first of all.

 :'(

[Malice]

Something Awful Goons, first of all.

 :'(

If you're one of them, you fit the category in my mind, and you suck. Sorry!

I've actually ditched real life friends after I found out they were SA goons - the evil nasty trolly "I'm much better than you so get the over it." It's pathetic, this is the internet. Have fun, don't rule it. Ruin it, but don't try to rule it.

no, but seriously, what is the BBA?

WoW is also a den of evil. People in that game wait for you to die. I was playing and this group of people came up and started killing all the monsters around me, and I was killing mine to. Suddenly, this huge thing comes up. I start attacking it, and they just stand there. I was shouting "HELP ME!" and other stuff and they did nothing. I got really pissed, so I went and flamed the hell out of em and got reported

Luckily the GM was sympathetic and didn't do anything (but in reality he just didn't care).

The BBA is the server I played on; Buffalo Bad-Ass'. It's a great fun server if you don't make yourself known.

WoW, there's a bunch of losers! I haven't played it but I've seen WoW factions try to leave the game to nooberise other games. Man, I love kicking their asses with my geeky claim to fame - godly high-levels on Diablo 2.

[Captain Jacobi]

I play WoW because I can get away from the assholes. They catch up to me eventually, but I get a break for a little while. And the reason I play Horde is there are more adults on it (which in WoW world is like 14) than little kids (which is like 6).

I actually met this cool guy on Farcry yesterday. Same age as me (or he had a 14 year old voice masking), and it was funny how we could relate. You know, how you hate school because of all the assholes and stuff.

[Cracker]

On a similar note, if any american movie makers are watching...NOBODY IN ENGLAND TALKS LIKE THAT. the island isn't split into Buckingham Palace and Essex. Chose another accent, or better yet, choose an area that doesn't have a daft accent.

so where in england doesnt have a daft accent?! geordie, scouse, cockney...mancunian? there all entertaining to listen to