LINK!A clan for the loyal people of Raktam to pledge allegiance to me! Except, I quickly realised very few are keen to do that. So! New plan! It's a clan for everyone who wants to make Raktam a place of peace and properity and generally holds with the ideals below:
No killing your own people.
No starting wars.
Trade with other towns for scarce materials.
Be cool.
No being a YorkerAn egalitarian utopia! I still get a crown though. Preferablly something in gold and rubies.
let's negotiate...
No killing your own people.
OK. You won't kill anymore of my own people. You get an exception for CAT people because they treat killing you as an organized sport.
No starting wars.
Fine. Wars are bad. Battles, on the other hand, can be good if they are victories.
Trade with other towns for scarce materials.
Well, we always need pumpkins and GPS. I suppose we could go along with this.
Be cool.
Watching you and Cobalt Manticore beating each other up is like watching Bill Gates throw down with Adam Sessler. As you are both unable to be anything near cool, The Wise Dice and Nihlia will take care of that for you. Those two are beyond cool. Well, mostly Nihlia.
Here's what is required of you, as King:
We don't have to pay any attention to you whatsoever, unless we individually desire to amuse ourselves.
You have to help keep the area inside the town clear of jungle and wildlife. This fulfills your obligations for keeping the town "cleaned up"
You make your own crown, with your own resources and/or donations from friendly sources. I've heard something about or treasury vanishing, or we'd dip into that to pay for your prop.
NO SHARGLES. What lives on the mountain stays on the mountain. Poor Le Gran Shargler can't be in two places at once.
