King Raffles!

[Cobalt Manticore]

Oookie dokie, and you'll get more of the same if you continue give more of the same.

You got found out, agendas exposed, and so you fired off all your fungi pots at once and exploded into space.

But I was Griefing?

You'll probably never get that the way you messed up was by giving up on diplomacy and stooping to sending your hired blades after me and mine as well as blowing the cork off your own popgun.

As ever, the enemies of truth can only defend by folding spindling and mutilating it.

Raktam now knows better, and knows You better.

[Raffles]

My agenda was: Be King.
It was exposed by: Me
People Hired By Raffles Ever: Zero (Mercenary = Employee, not Employer)

There was no diplomacy from the Cowards And Thugs (CAT) clan. You just stabbed me a lot and claimed that because you had been killed (before I'd even arrived) I'd obviously hire Human Wine to do it.

The simple fact is that CATs are bigots. Constant slurs were made towards my pirate heritage. Fortunately they are in the minority in Raktam, hence why I'll be returning to my people in about a week (need to go to Derby first, collect swords and FAKs).

2012-02-08 13:35
±Raffles killed ±Guang Zhong Shan
2012-02-08 13:29
±Raffles killed ±Zombie Songbird
2012-02-08 13:26
±Raffles killed ±Guang Zhong Shan
2012-02-08 13:24
±Raffles killed ±Cobalt Manticore
2012-02-08 13:20
±Cobalt Manticore killed ±Raffles
2012-02-06 00:20
±Raffles killed ±Cobalt Manticore
2012-01-30 19:44
±Guang Zhong Shan killed ±Raffles
2012-01-25 01:46
±Cobalt Manticore killed ±Raffles
2012-01-24 01:33
±Cobalt Manticore killed ±Raffles
2012-01-22 12:30
±Raffles killed ±Blackbeard
2012-01-19 12:42
±Cobalt Manticore killed ±Raffles
2012-01-18 12:35
±Cobalt Manticore killed ±Raffles
2012-01-14 17:57
±Raffles killed ±Human Wine
2012-01-10 20:21
±Raffles killed ±The Law

Above is my Raktam kill log. Note the 8th, is when I go crazy. All kills are serial killer outsiders in Raktam. (Except cobalt and guang, who constantly attacked me). Note the first time I kill Manticore is live combat which he iniates and which I ask him on several occasions to desist. They also get another kill in, but as they use poison I wait until I'm at 1hp and then speak, killing myself and robbing them of the satisfaction.

[Dani]

Ye think ye got it rough? Try keepin' a tavern runnin' in yer former colony o' Raffmogak, guvnor.

-Gorry Louis

[Raffles]

I'll sort that out the very same day you pay your liquor licence, Gorry.

[Cobalt Manticore]

We eaGrrrLy await your return, "your highness", your one way seeing-glass will never make an adequate shield when it counts.

Just think it over.

Pirate,
As a King of Raktam,
With a Long and Extensive and Continuingly increasing bodycount?

Not happening so long as I Exist and Purrsist.

[Dani]

I'll sort that out the very same day you pay your liquor licence, Gorry.

Free enterprise be the right o' every swashbuckler. Leave yer guilds an' licences an' wot naught wit' th'other white meats.

[Cobalt Manticore]

I would suppose this is a Matter of Purrspective... http://www.philosoph.us/misc/shartak/underworld/?id=4386
You come in all bluff and bluster blowing smoke about you, a Pirate, wanting to be King of Raktam
I refuse your rulership
You become insulting
Humane Wine disposes of me a few times and you Knight him
Irksome follows me through the jungles snickering and then I find he's in your clan
Irksome begins his own vendetta against me to which you openly approve of

What did you really expect to happen to you after all that?

Or am I dealing with some sort of unselfaware madman, in which case I can kill you alot more guiltlessly.

[Dani]

Just a quick interjection to your feuding (man, I love being on the outside for a change!) - I always invite pkers to join my 'ruler of x' clans, even if they've killed me before or don't act the part. So long as they kill the same guys I kill, it doesn't really matter if they kill me or my pals at the same time.

[Cobalt Manticore]

It's Fairly easy to be outside the feuding.

[Raffles]

To be honest, I expect you to go after those who attack you. I don't kill Nihlia simply for being in your clan, do I? I know it's you who're guilty, not her. To sin by association.

But then, that's not really the problem, is it? Before I arrived Blackbeard and Human Wine were making a fool of the Great Manticore, with The Law lurking on the outskirts. They killed when they wished and you could do nothing. I come along and put an instant stop to their antics, and rather stole your thunder. Then you got in a huff and, realising you can't protect Raktam, decided instead to merely create the illusion you can. Check the Underworld if anyone doubts any of this. Cobalt doesn't care about Raktam, just his shabby image.

EDIT: It occurs to me that being repeatedly killed by someone for absolutely no discernable reason is an unpleasant taste of my own medicine. I am not enjoying the cruel irony of it.

[oldmeatwadjm]

Don't worry after The W. A. C. has dealt with its imaginary foes, it will secure Raktam and install an imaginary monarchy.

- The Wise Dice

[Cobalt Manticore]

I know how easily you found the Foes of Raktam, what better ways than to be working in cooperation With them, to find and kill them so easily, in the first place. The "Straw Man Defense of Raktam" to make me look incompetent in comparison, clever, but all too easily figured out. I had it figured as soon as you Knighted Human Wine, one of those you claimed to be protecting us against.

Predit: And as a Chaotic Shaman, I have That medicine in Unlimited Supply. You can now feel free to rethink your Return to Raktam. The How, or better, If at all of that.

[Raffles]

Pfft, even members of your own clan admitted I wasn't hurting anyone and had actually helped Raktam. Besides, two people out of an entire village hardly constitutes a revolt. That's why I rethought my plan to kill a few bystanders in the hut.

I'm in no worse a positon now than I was before I kicked your arses. You were already killing me daily and you can't exactly up that. 

Thirdly, I don't recall knighting Human Wine. Hitting him on the shoulder with my sword doesn't count, as I was aimimg for his head.

[Cobalt Manticore]

Sigh, oh Ye of so Selective a memory,

and that delightful Human Wine (currently in-line for a Knighthood) repeatedly killing Manticore

caught in another Lie.

[Raffles]

Cobalt Manticore, currently in-line for a stabbing. But are you actually dead? You're perfectly able to distinguish throw-away comments from genuine offers of state recognition.