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« on: January 28, 2012, 08:49:30 AM »

CONTEST : Klean Out Wiksik - A Month Long Cleansing of Wiksik


ALL NATIVES, OUTSIDERS, PIRATES & CANNIBALS ARE INVITED.

CONTEST WILL START ON FEBRUARY 5th AT 11.59PM GMT (SERVER TIME) AND END ON March 3rd AT 11.59PM GMT (SERVER TIME)

RULES TO FOLLOW.


OBJECTIVE:

Kill Members of the KOW (Kingdom of Wiksik) Clan and assorted Scum (Scum will be listed below). Highest Number of Kills at end of February wins the First Prize.

All kills must be posted in this thread to count towards your total. Evidence of each kill requires each contestant to post their Shartak Underworld text.

Bonus prizes -

Hilarious Death - To win this you need to post a screenshot, or just copy and paste your roleplay when you kill someone. The most hilarious death role play (as judged by me) will win the bonus prize.

First Kills - First to post their Kills on Chief Joe or Hexoatl will win the bonus prizes.


PRIZES:


First Prize - 500 Gold Coins
Second Prize - 250 Gold Coins
Third Prize - 100 Gold Coins

Bonus Prize - Most Hilarious Death - 25 Gold Coins
Bonus Prize - First Kill on Chief Joe - 50 Gold Coins
Bonus Prize - First Kill on Hexoatl - 25 Gold Coins
Bonus Prize - Retaliation Kills (KOW or Listed Scum Only) - By end of Contest, be first to have killed everyone who killed you during the contest (period be the first to post all retaliation kills in this thread) - 100 Gold Coins

ADDITIONAL RULES:

1) One Character per Player
2) No Zerging, Alt Abuse, Etc. No using your other characters to spot for your Contestant character.
3) No using your friends, enemies, Alts, shargles, Spirits or anything else to soften up your victims. You must  complete the kill all on your own.
4) If you're listed as a target for the contest, you can't compete and kill yourself over and over. That'd make it too easy. You can compete for the Bonus Retaliation Kills prize.

SIGN UP HERE! SIGN UPS WELCOME THROUGHOUT THE CONTEST PERIOD!


Targets

Any KOW Member

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Hexoatl
Hitodama
Johnny Hobo
Wall E (Profile link to follow)

I hereby reserve the right to add additional targets during the contest.

Disclaimer:- By entering into the Klean Out Wiksik competition, you hereby revoke any and all claims against Anthor and the Necromancers Guild. We are not responsible for any injuries, death, or dismemberment during the competition. It is your responsibility to wear the appropriate protective gear, and carry a weapon of some sorts. All third party claims against the KOW or myself will be passed on to the Death Knights for appropriate denial of claim through head severance. Please take part at your own risk.
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2012, 02:42:10 PM »

Will this bout of pseudo pacifism lead to an internal power struggle, then collective punishment, all while exchanging the lowest forms of pointless insults and roundabout arguments?

Sign up Hitodama. I don't carry gourds of poison juice for nothing.
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2012, 07:23:42 PM »

Man, I'd love to join, but I'm all the way on the other side of the island on a mission.  Oh well, maybe next year.
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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2012, 07:29:13 PM »

Man, I'd love to join, but I'm all the way on the other side of the island on a mission.  Oh well, maybe next year.

Oh, I think your mission's over. Nice try though.
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2012, 09:18:04 PM »

Ok, I updated the rules to add the following:

KOW & Assorted Scum can't compete by killing themselves, but they can compete for the Bonus Retaliation Kills prize.

I modified the start date to February 5th and the end date to March 3rd. Hopefully that will allow for Remalle and others to take part (as I didn't give enough time for people to get to the area).
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2012, 09:39:47 PM »

This almost makes me want to be alive to kick some . I may try and do it the hard way by showing up as a spirit. I will look at my appointment book and get back to you.
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 09:45:33 PM »

Why no XP>AP? Or fungi? These aren't unfair advantages, they're legitimate game fuctions gained through time and effort. You might as well ban Warriors using blowpipes, or everyone from using heavy swords.
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2012, 09:52:14 PM »

Why no XP>AP? Or fungi? These aren't unfair advantages, they're legitimate game fuctions gained through time and effort. You might as well ban Warriors using blowpipes, or everyone from using heavy swords.

Waa Waa, the feared Phil can't manage without fungi or extra XP? Seriously though, I see both as having an advantage if you're stocked up with either beforehand. This is not war, this is a contest. Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2012, 10:29:48 PM »

Man, I'd love to join, but I'm all the way on the other side of the island on a mission.  Oh well, maybe next year.
Oh, I think your mission's over. Nice try though.
Oh hush.  It's a temporary setback, nothing more.  (Lousy 45% hit rate...)
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« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2012, 10:37:20 PM »

It takes more than a few cutlass chops to finish off a Moor with his eyes open. Try pistols next time.

Waa Waa, the feared Phil can't manage without fungi or extra XP? Seriously though, I see both as having an advantage if you're stocked up with either beforehand. This is not war, this is a contest. Tongue

Considering all you require is an underworld link, there's no reason not to use fungi juice/AP conversion/tag-teaming/zerging.

Also since you've put the screws on a group, rather than a village, you've given yourself a significant handicap. I don't think you'll find too many KOW-folks in the vicinity of Wiksik by the time the contest rolls around. Good luck hunting them all down.
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« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2012, 10:39:13 PM »

I'm not planning on competing, I was just wondering. It seems like you're punishing people for being prepared. Or at least, negating a fairly-gained edge.
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« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2012, 11:05:36 PM »

Maybe he could call it Klean out Derby. THEN IT'S PANDEMONIUM 2012 ON SHARTAK.

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« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2012, 11:44:34 PM »

Although it's titled Klean Out Wiksik, Kills are viable anywhere on the island. That just makes it a more exciting contest!
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2012, 01:17:10 AM »

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You say “You don't have to take crap from Anthor! Here.. let me show you how I'd deal with him... ”
You attack Chief Joe with a machete for 1 damage. You gain 1 XP. They drop to 76 HP. (repeat)
You whisper to Chief Joe, “Be all like "Argh! Close combat!" and hack away with the machete to soften him up...”
You fire at Chief Joe with a blowpipe for 4 damage. You gain 4 XP. They drop to 9 HP. (repeat)
You say “Then drop back and blast away with the blowgun! He'll never expect it!”
You attack Chief Joe with a blunt dagger for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They drop to 1 HP.
You whisper to Chief Joe, “Then use the rusty paring knife so he gets tetanus! Here.. you can have it...”
You say “Then, once he's all lockjawwed up and unable to speak, crank back your fist and knock his block off!”
Chief Joe has indicated they have peaceful intentions and would appreciate not being killed.
You attack Chief Joe with a punch for 2 damage. You gain 2 XP. They die. You gain 43 XP.
You say “Enough of that peaceful intentions crap, Chief! You're a lawman! Go get him!”
You collect the head of Chief Joe and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.
You say “Hey! What the heck? You have to plan for these events! You can't just go off and lose your head!”
Alzado mumbles "Darn skull is completely solid. Where's he keep his brains?"

Watch out, Anthor... I've prepared Chief Joe for you. He's going to make you suffer... once he decides to stop turning the other cheek.
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2012, 02:07:30 AM »

Not especially relevant, but I just glimpsed at the rules again, and the logic is basically saying bishops and knights are forbidden, only to replace them with unhinged heavy sword wielding queens.
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